I am offended by the word Spankee Dear Reader.  It has such a, well negative connotation like the girl getting spanked is simply a bottom to be spanked.  Since this indeed offends Your Humble Narrator and we live in a world of politically correct speech gone out of control I now demand that everyone refer to them Women with bottoms of color. 

Now being a America hating commie pinko liberal I will be the first to admit that my other America hating commie pinko liberals are indeed the worst offenders of out of control politically correct speech. But indeed the conservatives have caught on.  You see Dear Reader this week it came to light our colorful White house chief of staff used an explicative and a commonly used term that references someone with a mental mental deficiency  about a year ago.  Upon hearing such a thing our ultimate hypocrite Sarah Palin lifted her mongoloid son named after a misspelling of a math discipline and announced “I AM OFFENDED!” and of course demanded that he be tarred and feathered and his children sterilized for such an affront. 

Now I am not defending our foul mouth chief.  But the problem with PC speech is that it attempts to replace something with a negative connotation that describes well,  something negative!  Which in turn that term becomes offensive after a while. 

Take our physically disabled as an example.  Long ago on a day lost to history someone presumably sick of saying “those people who can’t walk”  came up with the idea to call them cripples.  Now it wasn’t a very nice name but it described to the average layman what exactly he was talking about.  Sometime after the polio outbreaks in the 20’s century someone else decided such a term was offensive and then demanded that everybody referred to such people as Handicapped which of course is the era I grew up in.  But the story does not end there Dear Reader.  Because that too was deemed offensive and it was demanded that we refer to them as Disabled.  We then toyed with Differently abled for a while which was deemed too silly even for the people we were describing and finally we have settled on the Physically Challenged. 

Now the ironic thing is now our sports people are now fighting tooth and nail to keep out our disabled friends from normal people sports since with the advances in technology the running times in the special Olympics are threatening to break records set by people with all four limbs.  If a person with no legs can run a 2 minute mile is he or she really disabled?  Do we call them Physically Enhanced now? 

You see Dear Reader  no matter what we say or what ever clever euphemism’s we use you will end up offending somebody.  The real test if one should be offended or not is not with the name but the context it is used in.  Anything else is just fucking retarded.

Now enough of my rant Dear Reader The Spanking Spot has much spanking in store for you today in the most politically correct manor when we finish up the spanking Updates of the Week!

Our first girl this week with Acquired Painful Derrière Syndrome appears on my Good Friend Dallas’s site aptly named Dallas Spanks Hard.  Our never been spanked before Nikki Rogue and probably never will again after Dallas finishes with her takes her licks on her incredible bottom.  Could it be that Dallas found the next spanking superstar if she doesn’t run screaming from his abode holding her stinging bottom?  Only time will tell. 

After getting her start on Sound Punishments Clover now known as Clover Rock (Addition of a last name very good Clover) seems to have branched out and makes her debut on Northern Spanking.  Can I Tell you Dear Reader she looks delectable!  Particularly as she is handing over my second favorite spanking implement, the wooden spoon, to the person that will use it on her bottom quite painfully.  Her sheer panties of course offer no protection from the wooden multi-use tool

Punished Brats have both a new Spanker and woman with a bottom of color this week.  No word on the spanker’s name but his punishment delivery limb seems to be quite in the working order.  The lovely pouty girl over his knee is the beautiful Lorraine who indeed seems to not to be enjoying her first spanking on the site.  But the girl indeed can pout and what is a spanking without a girl pouting. 

Cindy who got quite a few rather hard spankings herself during her days at Real Spanking has the opportunity to show off her spanking talents this week on Michaela McGowan’s firm bare bottom on Firm Hand Spanking. 
 

Now this one is a new one for me, a tandem spanking!  Given to the one and only, my muse Leia Ann Woods!  I cannot say it is unpleasant since each spanker takes each cheek but faced with spanking the girl that I will eventually marry (given she finds cranial follicley impaired men quite hot)  I would indeed punish her alone.  Now I wonder how a red bottom will appear on those new TSA scanners and do they confiscate your paddles?  From Spanked In Uniform

Back in the day they were called Secretaries.  Of course no one has secretaries anymore since the word has been deemed demeaning.  Hell I don’t have a secretary!  I have an Administrative Assistant who of course does just about everything my secretary did.  And of course she is the same person!  I have another name for her, mother.  since she is more or less my mother.  She tells me where to be,  tells me what to eat, tells me what to wear, all with the added bonus of being able to type.  And while I have toyed with the idea of hiring some young nubile thing I can spank whenever she makes a typo. I am indeed happy with the one I have.  At least until she retires which will be in a year.  Then I will be probably be wandering around naked and starving.  But I might get to spank a naughty Administrative Assistant like Ms Law. Just no lime green panties.   From Bad Tushy

Veronica Daniels of course long retired but her spankings live on with some new material never seen before on Real Spanking. This week she persuades young Jackie to do her bidding with an OTK spanking or in PC form a utilization of her hand coming into contact with Jackie’s bare bottom at high speeds.  Also available though the better priced 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Homosexuality is another yet puzzling dilemma.  First they were homosexuals or worse sodomites in the old days.  Then in the 70’s they were known as  Gay or as Christian nuts called it “the ghey” like they could catch it like the common cold.  Finally we hear that they are same sex attracted (at least that’s what my friend told me).  But strangely two girls kissing is indeed not considered as such.  It instead is considered quite hot particularly when those girls are Adele Haze and Niki Flynn.  From Bars and Stripes.

You know that nerdy girl in your 11th grade trigonometry class that was strangely attractive yet no one would date her because she would ask long and drawn out questions 3 minutes before school lets out on a long weekend?  Yea I had one of them too, and yea I had a thing for her.  But at Spanking Mags she gets what you desperately wanted to do to her when she asked for the proof behind a cosign.  From Spanking Mags

And finally for this week,  only because I owe Clare Fonda one hell of a spanking for not getting back to me with her updates, is our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer spanking the luscious Sinn Sage and her redhead friend on Spanking Sinn.  Rest assured Dear Reader Clare will indeed get it. 
 

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