So our favorite Texas village idiot had his email hacked this week. This is of course surprising that he even knew what email was, but since he enjoys using “the Google” one could assume even his meager intellect could of course comprehend messages flying though the tubes. It seems that after mucking up the world for 8 years, starting a war over false pretences, and driving us into debt. Our village idiot is spending his time in retirement much as I indeed suspected. He is of course finger painting portraits of himself in the bathroom!
We can of course assume that the paint is non-toxic lest he hurt himself when he eats it. It even seems that he is quite jealous of his adopted brother Bill Clinton who of course was able not to tank the world economy when he was president.
Perhaps he should spend some time looking at spanking porn, Particularly at the Spanking Updates of the Week!
So I was reading about a gentleman who apparently has no concept of authority, who paid his 14 year old daughter $200 to quit facebook for 6 months. I am indeed not sure about you Dear Reader but typically being a parent means that the short people have to do as they were told or unpleasant things happen to them which is the whole concept of parenting in the first place. But of course we live in enlightened times. But happily there are places where the old tried and true ways are still practiced. Such as the elite girls school where Fae Corbin finds herself. She does not in fact get bribed to behave but rather spanked when she misbehaves. From Sound Punishment.
The mega-snow-apocalypse is now upon me while the weather channel is blaring at me the dangers of the falling white stuff. They of course fail to inform one that if one simply stays inside the chances of danger are minimal and if one does have to venture out, typically the biggest risk is slipping on the slippery white stuff. In fact the only danger it might pose if one foolishly decides to try to drive which of course many a brain damaged person will do. But this indeed is not why my friend Dallas is taking the hard hairbrush to the bare bottom of the lovely Alex Reynolds! But hey, it would be just as good excuse to spank her as any! From Dallas Spanks Hard.
Interesting, I believe this is Renata Sukova of Lupus Spanking fame. I did not indeed know that the manliest spanker in the world, our friend Karl had the chance to punish her naughty little rear! After getting a strapping from him it is no wonder she can withstand a cruel cane. From Spanking Server.
So another video that just went Viral that proves we should bring back spanking as a punishment features one 18 year old Penelope Soto who unwisely gave a judge the finger while he was setting bail. What wonders a good hard old fashion spanking would do for that girl. Like of course young bubble butted Mary Jane who is getting just that on My Spanking Roommate. As for Penelope she of course did not get a spanking but 30 days in Jail. Also available though the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Well it did not take young Zoe long to find herself on the business end of a strap at her new school at Real Spanking Institute. Caught surfing the web while she should have been doing schoolwork is of course a grave offence. One that can only be punished by a painful spanking. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
It must be hard being a beautiful person Dear Reader. Something I will obviously never know. With people flinging themselves at you. Perhaps that is why the lovely flight attendant is caught attempting to make the mile high club with a rock star. Apparently she only got to first base but the only bat that will be swinging is against her perfect bare rear end. From Firm Hand Spanking.
Finally for today It seems our runner up for Spanker of the year is displeased with young Jenna Jay. When Zoe gets displeased you know a bottom on someone, someplace is going to start stinging. From Northern Spanking.