This has next to nothing to do with Spanking Dear Reader,  I just wanted to point out how dumb our mainstream media is.  Today we are amazed at the allegations that the Chinese had underage gymnasts!  The horror Dear Reader,  The Horror.  Now any more or less cognizant human being watching these baby faced athletes would probably come to the conclusion that they were way below the age limit.  This of course is the government that insists that Tiananmen Square never actually happened and incidentally I am proud to announce that The Chinese Government has deemed The Spanking Spot offensive to their countrymen.  Coupled with the fact that  a good portion of the opening ceremonies were faked, I wonder if there is an Olympics going on at all or is it a complete ruse? 

Well Dear Reader I guess it matters not,  Since today is Friday and you have come for the spanking and not my commentary on the Olympics.  So without further ado…….

Now Your Humble Narrator is not one to brag, but I am an excellent cook.  People who know me come from far and wide to eat the culinary delights at my table.  As Firm Hand Spanking newest series "Hells Kitchen" shows, Samantha Woodley not so much.  Her Boss however is not a tolerant man and while we delight in Samantha’s attempts to burn water and scramble hard boiled eggs (she is just so damn cute no matter what she does). He however is not nearly as amused as we are.  Fortunately (for us)There is but one way to ensure the meal comes out correctly eventually.  That is Dear Reader to administer a spanking on Samantha’s bright bare bottom.  Being in the kitchen is also quite convenient since there are a myriad of instruments to choose from that are quite effective at administering a spanking.  Just as an added note.  Whomever the Photographer is at Firm Hand, This set of photo’s are just excellent.  Almost better then the movie itself!

Your’s Truly is really liking this Girl Scout Spanking Scenario (or whatever it is over in Europe).  Definitely original and of course with the unbelievable girls that grace Spanking Server it makes it all the better.  Now I wonder Dear Reader,  Is this simply a spoof on the Girl Scouts here in the states or is there another organization that they are referring to in Europe?

Well I am still enthralled with our pretty little towhead Jasmine Johnson, But I have a question.  I never "got’ the whole go to the doctor and he spanks you theme.  I’ve had them grab my nether regions and Demand I Cough.  I have had them stick various instruments down my throat and I have even had them stick a finger in my ass once.  But never did any doctor threaten to spank me or anyone else I know.  Is this a recurring theme that I am simply unaware or perhaps there is a condition which is cured by slapping ones ass.  If so Dear Reader please let me know,  I’ll go to med school and become a specialist.  From Spanked Schoolgirls
  

My Dear Clare Fonda just released the final spanking that Alyssa Dior got by her cameraman.  Alyssa for those who don’t remember is a rather large (not fat mind you,  just really really big) Athletic girl whom has never had a spanking before.  This is probably because the only way your going spank this beauty is if she allows you to unless you fancy a broken arm and a couple of black eyes.  Well Clare’s Cameraman Shows Alyssa what a good hard spanking is all about and when I say hard,  Well this guy can spank!  She gets 18 over her tight short shorts, 18 over her next to nothing panties, and of course 18 on the bare.  Kay Richards is a riot in this scene with probably the best line I have heard in a spanking movie.  "He is spanking you harder,  that sucks!"  From Spanked Sweeties.

Ah,  this spankee on Bad Tushy is quite cute.  Nice followup with their groundbreaking F/m/f spanking last week.  These guys are doing quite well in Your Humble Narrator’s Opinion.  The only thing I would suggest is more M/f spanking (maybe 2 a month rather than 1). Oh their site is a little squirrely you have to log in a couple of times though this just could be my browser  I love the mix they have and the spankings are quite hard by both the male and female spankers.  Nice Work
 

Finally Dear Reader this lovely Girl who has been getting spanked quite soundly on Xerotic’s suite of sites has a last name!  Jodie Carnell.  In fact due to her starring roles she has indeed become a spanko.  Oddly she reveals to us that she enjoy’s the cane but the slipper is her least favorite.  Its a shame we can’t get an interview with her on The Spanking Spot.  Well in the latest,  she is over the knee with a good hard handspanking.  From Spanking Online (or via Spankpass)

Sam Johnson with her angelic smile and eyes that could melt even the hardest of hearts gets paddled on her pretty pink panties on Northern Spanking
    

It seems that the Matron at the all women’s prison at Bars and Stripes has taken a liking (or disliking depending on your point of view) to the stunning Sarah Collins. In the update entitled "The Matron’s Bitch" one can pretty much get the gist of what is going on here.  Spanked and humiliated I am willing to bet that our dear Sarah can’t wait to be released.
  

I would like to know where the hell Tom is lately.  Has his "Stupid Giwls" finally wore him down.  I have to say I enjoyed Girls Boarding School alot more before they did the format change.  This is not to say That Beverly Bacci spanking Abigail Whittaker is nothing but hot, but I really enjoyed the old format better. 
 

It look as if Bryanna has found another playmate to give her a spanking.  Which begs the question,  if she can be spanked by other women.  Why can’t her husband spank other women?  Me thinks there is a double standard operating here!  From Spanking Bare Butts.
  

Our Dear Pandora Blake is probably one of the top models when it comes to her hair in pigtails.  She just looks fantastic.  In the latest Update from Spanking Mags she dolls herself up in a sexy schoolgirl uniform and gets a spanking from her "mother" for being late. 

And Finally for this week we have an oldie but goodie From Good Spanking Classics.  This particular movie brings back fond memories of the Internet in its infancy.  Starring Stacy Burke and Tory Sinclair,  Tory proceeds to spank Stacy the blonde beauty with a body one would kill for for our entertainment.  Damn these were good. 
  

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