It is indeed Thanksgiving Dear Reader! A most American of Holidays where we slaughter turkeys by the millions for their tastiness and celebrate the fact native Americans gave some settlers some food before we well…. slaughtered them by the millions! 

But Thanksgiving for Your Humble Narrator is indeed not the prize.  It is the day after that I look forward to and the inevitable videos of the dozens of desperate housewives being trampled in Wal-Mart in a hopeless attempt to get whatever piece of crap they have on sale for 3 dollars less than they normally have.  Yes Dear Reader the Holidays are upon us.

As much as I sarcastically attack this American institution this perhaps the most positive of all holidays.  Here we celebrate no wars, no victories, not even ourselves.  This is a holiday to simply give thanks and spend time with family and friends. 

In light of this Your Humble Narrator wishes to share one of my favorite traditions with you Dear Reader.  While not officially Alice’s Restaurant is in practice THE Thanksgiving song.  So Dear Reader I give you part one and part two of Arlo Guthrie’s doomed trip to the dump on Thanksgiving for you to enjoy while you peruse this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week! 

We’ll begin as we usually do with a great spanking of a Chinese girl from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian.  Since she is a waitress at a Chinese restaurant and the holidays are upon us it makes me think of the classic holiday movie “A Christmas Story” where they go to the Chinese restaurant after the neighbors dogs ate their turkey.  Lin apparently didn’t want to wear her quite cute uniform.  Too bad for her that not only will she wear that uniform but her bottom will be stinging underneath it.  From Real Life Spanking
 

Charlie Skye learns the hard way that bringing a sick note signed “Epstein’s Mom” does not get one out of class.  From Punished Brats

Ashley Edmonds and Sarah Gregory have a particular interest in “mom” spankings.  Our Dear Clare Fonda of course is all too happy to indulge their fantasy of two college girls getting a spanking from mom for making too much noise. From Spanked Sweeties

Its all well and good.  But Thanksgiving is about Men Spanking Women!  After all who ruins the bird year after year!  Now somehow I don’t think Amelia Jane Rutherford is that much of a cook, but that can be forgiven since Dallas has her over his knee once again for another incredibly hard spanking in her cheerleading outfit.  At first Dear Reader I wasn’t sure, but now I have to say without a doubt this is the single hardest spanking I have ever seen Amelia recieve.  Hard enough Dear Reader that the wooden paddle brings her to her knees.  Yes Dallas Spanks Hard

I’m not sure abut the UK but in the US we take our religion seriously!  Despite all the evidence to the contrary a good portion of us insist that the world is only 6000 years old, sex is very very dirty and homosexuals can be “cured”.  But the one thing that fanatical religion does give us is the support for good old fashion spanking to keep girls in line.  Our girl Stanton (at least that’s what I call her) seems to have a mental block when it comes to memorizing the good book.  As we all know girls tend to remember better when their bottom is stinging.  From Spanking Digital (or Spankpass or via the 14 site special)

On my Review of Dirty Spank I mentioned that the spanking is typically light.  That’s still true Dear Reader but they are definitely getting harder. Dirty Spank however more then makes up for it with their update schedule.  These guys are putting out a full video per day.  15 minutes long!  I am skeptical that these guys can keep this update rate at this breakneck speed. But right now if you want fresh material nearly every day.  Then this is the site for you.

Chelsea Pfeiffer takes out the mainstay of spanking instruments,  the dreaded hairbrush to use on the quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory.  In fact she bruises up her bottom quite a bit with my namesake.  Plus our Dear Chelsea is in the holiday mood.  She actually looks like she can cook a turkey!  From Good Spanking

Lena and Sound Punishments show us a girl is never too old for a good pajama spanking and the application of a slipper on the bare ass. 

What’s a Thanksgiving without a good schoolgirl caning?  Well,  I’m not exactly sure Dear Reader but happily we don’t have to find out.  From Spanked At Home
 

And Finally for this Thanksgiving we have a spanking from the land of the Rising Sun.  Now I am not entirely sure what is going on here but I kind of like it!  I love the outfit the spanker is wearing and the OTK in the jeans is hot.  Maybe if I take a trip over to Japan they will let me guest spank these girls.  From Handspanking.com

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