I am sure Dear Reader, like Your Humble Narrator you are quite exhausted this week from watching your future swirl around the drain that we call the stock market. Now obviously I wish not to remind you that the house of cards which we were bamboozled into buying into is falling down around us. Interestingly no one seems to know why. But that is besides the point. I have a solution Dear Reader! We should start trading futures on spanked bottoms. Why might you ask? Well first of all there would be no complicated derivatives (how could you section off part of a bottom. “I want the crack!”, “I want the left cheek” etc). Second of all you would know exactly how to value a well spanked ass by the color it turns.; To keep it all honest, We would have a auditor inspect each and every trading rear (I humbly volunteer Dear Reader if only to put transparency in the system) for signs of wear and tear and to hedge against the possibility the bottom would fall off thus making it worthless. The advantage of this spanking trading model is that it is highly unlikely that all the models bottoms would fall off all at once thus causing a crash. Plus as a further measure we could demand to see the models financials to look for any indication of a large purchase of duct tape.
I will have to say it would make trading alot more interesting on the floor of the exchange. Now Dear Reader off to The Spanking Updates of the Week!
Well the head of Leman Brothers got punched in the face by one of his (former) employee’s the day the company went Bankrupt. While a understandable sentiment I wonder if a spanking would suffice for some of the female CEO’s of recently failed companies. There are none! And I would never torture poor Karl with someone of the same sex to spank (Besides these are some of the homeliest bunch of CEO’s I have ever seen). Karl instead (quite enjoyably might I add) instead deals justice on 7 beautiful naughty girls. The girl in the OTK must be new since Karl uncharacteristically goes soft on her bare bottom. But Kelly in the schoolgirl uniform gets no such break. From Spanking Server. 
Oh how I missed Mood Castings the past 2 weeks. But they have indeed returned Dear Reader to offer us yet another lovely lady who wants to try out for Mood’s wonderful Movies on Mood Pictures. This is 21 Year old Sophie who has indeed been spanked before by a boyfriend. She comes to Mood though a Agent (They have spanking agents?) and she wishes to challenge herself. This Dear Readers has got to be one of the hardest caning’s I have ever seen. Poor Sophie is in tears by the 7th stroke, but somehow she gets though all 50. The welts to tell you the truth was a little even to much for me, ruining Mood’s casting couch when she sits down upon it. 
Last week I was saying it was somewhat odd that Kay Richards had the power and strength to spank the much bigger Alyssa Dior. Well things this week Dear Reader, are how they should be. While I am pretty confident I could restrain the naked Kay, if in the unlikely event that Alyssa shows up at my doorstep wearing that outfit, I just might be brave enough to try to take her over my knee. The black eye’s that would inevitably result would be well worth it. From Girl Spanks Girl 
Firm Hand Spanking has the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford in just about every model’s dreaded spanking (at least all the ones I’ve talked to) position ever! The Diaper Position! To make matters worse she gets it with a thick and rather rugged razors strap. Also on a side note Firm Hand (as a testament on how much they are in to spanking) also has the full movie of those students down south who got paddled by the Principle. Nice touch.
I have to find out where Bad Tushy films. I respect any place in the world that can find hot girls who take a spanking and say “Fuckin” at least 100 times per clip. The only people I have ever known who can do that are from Jersey or Minneapolis. I mean it is really quite impressive to be able to write a script and fit that many “Fuckin”’s in a 4 minute clip while spanking a struggling girl! Quite a gift indeed Dear Reader. I declare this the winner of Spanking while saying “Fuckin” as many times as humanly possible spanking clip of the week! 
The moral of this story for my Lady Readers is . Don’t spank another female undeservingly. Particularly when there is a rather large man in the house to give you the same treatment. From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass) 
Ok this is SO not right! Leia Ann Woods is mine! Mine I tell you!. Now this guy not only has the opportunity to spank the women of my dreams but she poses with him too! An Outrage I tell you Dear Reader! I am indeed going to have to have a word with Lucy and Paul to keep that creature away from men! Now please excuse me while Your Humble Narrator goes and weeps himself to sleep. From Northern Spanking 
Bryanna’s Husband is a semi lucky man. While he has a hot southern naughty wife that needs a good spanking now and then. His wife invites all of these very hot girls over to his house to spank her yet the poor man never gets to spank any of these ladies. What is indeed good for the goose is for the gander Dear Reader. Who says Bryanna lets her husband spank some of these women. Particularly this girl with some of the most beautiful and stunning eyes I have ever seen. From Spanking Bare Butts 
You know, I have known the Precious Adele Haze since Your Humble Narrator started The Spanking Spot. And in the two years I have known her I have never noticed that she has (or had) braces. Now as a Native of the UK I know they are mandatory unless your the heir to the throne or Tony Blair. But how odd Dear Reader since while dating a vanilla girl with braces invites all sorts of cataclysmic possibilities to the average male. Spanking however does not! And of course it kind of adds to the fantasy of a schoolgirl. But Adel the schoolgirl has graduated into a life of crime. I just wonder why she reports to prison in a ballerina Dress. From Bars and Stripes 
Writing lines was never a big punishment in the States. Most of us were wondering what Harry Potter was doing when the teacher told him to write “lines” with her magic pen. In the area where Your Humble Narrator grew up we didn’t even have detention which may explain my complete distaste for authority and republicans. Pretty much the only tools at the schools disposal was a note sent home (which was quickly intercepted) and in and out suspension (you get to sit in a room and entertain yourself or if your lucky stay at home). My Southern Brethren were not so lucky I am sure they would have killed to be punished by the magic pen, as the strap and paddle were used quite liberally. Well our Dear all suffering Tom shows us how to combine the two on Girls Boarding School. 
On Chelsea Pfeiffer’s New Site we get a new update! Sinn from Spank Sinn is indeed spanked. The title is called Spanked and Fucked. Our Dear Chelsea has indeed promised us there will indeed be an appendage at some point. For now just enjoy the spanking. 
Ah the girl known as Stanton. The spankee with a sort of chipmunky sort of cuteness to her. In the true High Definition Spanking Clip called Need it Hard, she goes both over the knee and takes the cane for her transgressions and looking so as cute as a small woodland animal. From HD Spank. 
Your Humble Narrator used to go to a shrink (yea big surprise). One day I asked the shrink what happens to the money I give him for listening to my pathetic problems and offering even more pathetic solutions. He responded that he feeds his family, pays for his hour etc. After thinking about this a little bit, I canceled all the appointments, and used the money I used to give him on a weekly basis to learn how to fly. Veronica Ford is not so lucky for after figuring this tidbit on knowledge Sharon Cane spanks her into submission. From Good Spanking Classics. 
Brushstrokes
I hate to be a stickler, but the instrument that Amelia Jane Rutherford is being disciplined with in the diaper position is not a razor strap – a single, broad strap generally used for the final sharpening of razors and knives – but a tawse, which is similar, but the business end has been split into two (or occasionally more) tongues. Unlike the strap, it has no other use than corrections that I’m aware of. A Scottish invention, it was less destructive than the birch or canes preferred by the English, and it would often be a mainstay in family and scholastic life north of Hadrian’s Wall, not unlike a paddle is in many US households, and once was in the school systems.
Amelia Jane Rutherford (she also plays as Ariel Anderssen), is – like Rosaleen Young – an accomplished dancer, actor and glamour model. But I prefer her in the role as a (well known) six feet tall English spanking model. Those who are interested in her might like to read a chat she had with David Pierson in 2006 (http://www.spreview.net/interviews/ajrint.html). Unfortunately she is a miserable, absentee Blogger for weeks and weeks (http://blog.ameliajanerutherford.com/)…
Must… Resist…. Feeding…. The…. Trolls!
Whew. I’ll take my medal now, thanks.
I was just thinking the same thing Amy. But I’m afraid the force is not as strong with me. B. Tolliver – that is NOT a tawse, it is a split strap. Two tail tawses are much less broad and not as stiff as the one pictured. I am Scottish, the tawse is my instrument of choice and expertise and I know the difference. So infact, Brush was closer as it is more like a razor strap that is split than a tawse.
The braces are gone now, but they were great for age-play. BTW, that’s not a ballerina dress, that’s a petticoat, it went under my 50s-style dress. You have to dress up for court, you know? *g*
@ Lucy McLean:
It goes without saying that our Humbled Narrator works very hard in helping his readers to find these clips they are searching for. As I like what http://www.firmhandspanking.com has to offer – watching Amelia Jane Rutherford on the receiving end is especially delightful – I recommend you to read their header of the video in question: “Amelia takes 32 with a tawse for slapping a makeup artist on set”. As simple minded I am their description works fine for me: A tawse consists of a strip of leather with one end split into two or more tails. In layman’s terms: A tawse is a special strap; and if you name this one a split strap so let it be. And as you know much better then myself different suppliers offer diverse shapes and qualities, e.g Bobbie Tawse from Shadow Lane (http://www.shadowlane.com/shopping/pricelist.asp?prid=1257).
A Razor Strap (or Strop) comes usually with a holder and is/was used in old fashioned barber shops for sharpening razors. You don’t need a lot of imagination that is dangerous to sharpen razors on leather with one end split into two tails. It simply does not work!
I think you’ll find I said it was more LIKE a razor strap that had been SPLIT. Not actually a razor strap, but it certainly IS NOT a tawse. See mccustoms.co.uk for what tawses (both Lochgelly and Glasgow) style look like!
I think you’ll find, Lucy, that you have ovaries and can therefore NEVER BE RIGHT.
OK?
Glad we sorted that out.
xxx
Things must be the absolute opposite of what they are in the states Amy! God I have to get over there