After two months of lounging around the house and getting considerably out of shape Your Humble Narrator decided a couple of weeks ago to start taking my newly acquired Greyhound to the dog park since while I have never actually seen a fat Greyhound before I suspect they would look rather comical.
Now I did this with great trepidation since one of the quirks of adopting a retired athlete is that they have always kept with their kind. Thus they don’t really consider other breeds of dog, well… a dog! In addition another rather interesting quirk is that over 4000 years of selective breeding they have been bred to do one thing very well. Chase small fluffy creatures and kill them! Thus their play style is rather rough with lots of play nipping at the base of the neck which some of the other dogs don’t particularly appreciate. So until he learns the rules his muzzle stays firmly on.
Now the park which I frequent has a separate area for ankle biters and one for dogs that don’t resemble rats and with larger dogs he seems to enjoy running with and chasing them though he still seems rather confused at all the play biting and jumping on one another. None the less the fact he drags me to the car on a daily basis suggests he does indeed enjoy it.
Rules, Dear Reader are there for a reason. Particularly the one that says keep the rat dogs in the rat dog area which is more or less heeded at least until yesterday when two rather clueless women decided that it would indeed a good idea to bring theirs into the big dog area. One of which quite resembled a big fluffy bunny which he has been bred since the Egyptians to eat. Now thankfully one of the park regulars warned me as I was vainly looking for the poop that just came from my gentle giant and incident was adverted. But as I suggested to the ladies that perhaps their dogs should be in the area specifically cordon off for them. They of course replied that oh little fluffy LOVES to play with the big dogs. Your Humble Narrator responded to this with the fact that perhaps my dog doesn’t particularly enjoy the company of the ankle biters and sees them rather as something to eat. Particularly as the little white one decided to try to hump him as we are having this conversation. This incensed our clueless canine owners who felt since Ace was already muzzled what indeed would be the harm? Now if you have ever seen a Greyhound chase something they do two things. A quick bite to the neck or should that not be possible they will insert their nose under whatever fluffy thing it wants to eat, hind quarters and flip them in the air like a rag doll, all traveling at 40 some odd miles an hour which of course tends to ruin the day of fluffy. With larger dogs this of course is not a problem. This further inflamed these owners (one of which was quite spankable and indeed was in need of one). Who then firmly insisted that aggressive dogs are indeed not allowed in the park to which I pointed out he wouldn’t be if their oversized rats were where they were supposed to be.
Rather than argue further and risk injury or worse to the rats. I promptly left Dear Reader. Other than the women arguing with me needing one this of course has nothing to do with spanking. I simply needed to vent. Now of course on to the Spanking Updates of the week.
We begin this week with the lovely Mary Jane returning the favor of a hard spanking to Madison Martin’s beautiful butt. It seems she did not particularly enjoy being spanked by her last week thus Mary Jane decides to give her a taste of her own medicine. Side effects include not being able to sit down, stinging red bottom and lots of wide eyes behind keyboards enjoying this whole thing. From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass
I am going to do a little something different today. First I want you all to enjoy Amelia Jane Rutherford’s belting wearing nothing but a thin pair of panties covering her incredible bottom. But I was over on the forums at Firm Hand Spanking today and there seems to be a debate raging over there. Sabrina Scott, the long running moderator and rather cute employee of Firm Hand has been asked to do a Spanking Shoot which she is indeed unsure. As you might have already guessed there is a considerable enthusiasm of the idea from the members (including myself). Why not head over there and encourage the young lass to have her nice rump ready for a good spanking.
I have become convinced that the worst thing to ever happen to our girls bottoms are not all the wonderful painful implements we have invented to spank them with. But the simple cell phone. Nothing Dear Reader has gotten more females spanked then this pervasive device wroth with danger. Talking on it, texting on it during inappropriate times and of course going over their limit has all gotten them a painful behind. Of course this is no comfort to our little Monica who is in desperate need of a last name as she finds herself over Danny Chrighton’s knee getting yet another bare bottom spanking that she will not forget. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
I am quite enthused by this new girl David Pierson has brought to us on Punished Brats. Making her debut last week Taylor Rayne is quite cute. In reviewing the final film this week she takes one hell of a spanking for a newcomer. Its actually probably one of the hardest I have seen our friend David give in a long while.
It looks like our favorite girl who really really really needs a spanking might indeed end up back in jail. Lindsay Lohan looks like she is indeed heading back to jail after missing her community service 9 or 10 times. It seems that the probation department has been quite forgiving of her absents. If there were only a way to get a headstrong girl to go to work! Perhaps she would benefit from a little stay at the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes where as Pretty Pandora Blake finds out that the warden is not so forgiving of transgressions
While our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is busy Spanking Stacy and Monique’s hot little bottoms on Real Life Spanking I have a question I am hoping one of my Dear Friends from the UK could answer for me. I came across an article about evicting “Travelers” off of their own land in something called a “Greenbelt” I know not what a traveler is nor a greenbelt but it seems to me that if someone owns land they can indeed live on it. Here in the states while there are reasonable restrictions with what one can do with property I have yet to hear of someone being evicted off their own land. Even if they have a silly name that no one has heard of. So indeed Dear Reader can someone shed some light on this incident and explain to your humble narrator what indeed is going on?
And finally for today we have a rather domestic scene that could happen anywhere across the globe. On Handspanking this week we are posed with a question what indeed should this pretty schoolgirl’s mother do about her constant lying. Well I think the answer is quite self evident.