With the frothy thrust from behind by Rick Santorum and the current outrage by conservatives to force religious organizations to cover contraception for those who don’t believe in their silliness it appears that our conservative friends really really like babies. Or at least the idea of them though they are a little fuzzy on the whole what to do with them after they are born with no health care.
Now Rick, being Catholic (in full disclosure was the religion I was brought up in) really really doesn’t like birth control. Presumably because unmarried celibate priests don’t have babies and young altar boys cannot get pregnant. So much so that Rick wants to allow the states to outlaw it!
But despite the insistence of the ex-Hitler youth that sits in the Pope’s throne it seems that 98% of Catholics in this country and in Europe (if there are any left) either have or do use some form of protection against those annoying crying things that tend to pop out after 9 months. Depriving apparently a whole new Generation of Altar Boys that priests can piddle.
Knowing this, I have of course decided I will support Rick for president. You see being out of a job, I realized I have always wanted to be a smuggler. However since alcohol is legal and I have a moral issue with gun or drug running. I have no such qualms about condom running! Thus I have already outfitted my car with hidden compartments to travel the country to bring rubbery goodness to those less fortunate states that want to return to the 1950’s. I’ll make a fortune. They will herald me as Birth Control Brushstrokes!, the Prophylactic Prophecy or perhaps even the Spanking Sperm Slayer.
But enough of my delusions of grandeur Dear Reader. It is of course time to put away our condoms and concentrate on spanking our girls on the Spanking Updates of the Week!
We begin to day with quite a surprise. It seems our little Clover Rock has paid a visit to our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian’s brand new Whippingsham Secretarial College. A new educational institution he runs when not training for the grueling Elfstedentocht that may or may not be run this year. But even at rest he continues to train since swinging ones arm is quite important in skating. Why not swing it upon the bottoms of naughty girls! From Spanked In Uniform. 
Sinn Sage known more for the sensual spankings she gets is not known as a heavy player in the spanking world. But indeed this might change as Madison Martin takes her over her knee and gives her one hell of a spanking over her short skirt and eventually on her hot little bare bottom. From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass. 
With only 3 days to go I am indeed as excited as our Chelsea Pfeiffer! What are we excited about? The return of The Walking Dead on Sunday! Yes our beloved zombie survivalist documentary returns showing us techniques to survive the zombie apocalypse that we will inevitably face when the Mayan calendar ends this year. I see Chelsea is preparing quite vigorously on the bottom of the lovely Karina! From Good Spanking. 
My Dear Departed mother was a gardening nut. She would be out at the crack of dawn to do battle with the slugs and we had to forbid our neighbor from lending her his shotgun to get rid of the woodchuck. But the one thing that aggravated her the most was people picking her flowers. In one flower bed near the road I actually caught one woman pull over and try to pull the whole plant out of the ground! Well it seems that Lucy Mclean and my mother would have gotten along well as she is quite protective of her posies. But she has a better way of dealing with flower filchers. She gives them a good hard spanking! From Northern Spanking 
Adrienne Black is in trouble again at the navel academy for presumably forgetting her skirt and panties. Which indeed could be problematic anywhere one goes but in the military it gets her exposed bottom spanked. From Firm Hand Spanking 
And Finally for today one of the ongoing issues with our ladies is that the television remote control continues to confound them. Almost every time my Significant other uses it, somehow miraculously it becomes completely and utterly screwed up. Its almost like she is doing it on purpose! Now I wouldn’t say it was indeed her fault. I guess our girls are simply not wired to contend with the dizzying array of buttons one can push. But it makes a good excuse to spank them! From Triple A Spanking. 
Brushstrokes