So today Dear Reader, a study was published by Drexel University that the more religiously conservative a state is, the higher the incidence of teen pregnancy.  So we can derive from this study that teenagers from all values indeed like to fuck.  Who knew!  Can someone pay Yours Truly to come to such obvious conclusions!   Now the issue of course is not teens wanting to screw but  what they are wearing on their wieners when said screwing is occurring.  You see there are indeed technology that man has developed over the eons to discourage such results of human nature like small cute crying things from occurring.  And while telling a teen that they should indeed wait to have sex seems the be the answer of these silly people it  is akin to telling a starving man that he should wait until he makes enough money to eat at a restaurant.  It simply will not work. 

So perhaps we should encourage them to spank each other.  A red bottom of course is considerably easier to care for than a drool bucket that screams half the night. On that note Dear Reader,  off to the rest of the Spanking Updates of the week!

Lets begin with a good hard hairbrush spanking shall we?  My Dear Clare Fonda demonstrates to us yet another unsuccessful technique in discouraging teen shenanigans between the sheets.  Mothers spanking daughters of course for their wayward ways.  This indeed leads to a well spanked red bottom teen having sex!  And while I admit this is not altogether a displeasing thought it is quite ineffective in preventing such a thing.  Now our lovely Chloe Elise is seems not to appreciate the application of Yours Truly Namesake upon her bare bottom but it does indeed make for a entertaining spanking.  From Spanked Callgirls or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Now Dallas seems to be obsessed with recreating the whole Megan Fox washes the Directors Car as her screen test for the Transformers. Thankfully unlike Megan the lovely Amy Aveline does not wander around saying incredibly stupid things after she becomes a film star.  That perhaps is due to the spanking she knows she would get should she behave so poorly.  From Dallas Spanks Hard.

Now one of the other things that Teens do besides manically looking for sex is senseless destruction.  Now do not get me wrong Dear Reader,  I did my fair share.  But the one thing I absolutely hate is mailbox baseball.  Your Humble narrator’s destructive age was considerably more creative such as dragging garbage out the back of a Plymouth horizon though the middle of town.  And explosives! (I have no doubt I would be dead if I had the internet when I was a kid).  But bashing peoples mailboxes is simply wrong.  And thus those who do should indeed me made to replace said mailbox with a manual post hole digger and of course be given a spanking.  Veronica takes care of the latter on Punished Brats this week giving Charlie Skye a taste of a new game called bare bottom bashing. 

Michaela McGowen apparently has had it up to here with her roommate Justine Adams naughtiness.  Which begs the question where indeed can I find a roommate that looks like Justine and is as just as naughty!  Perhaps there is a roommate exchange I can join.  “Looking for roommate,  must be hot, bad behavior is a must, Must have an affinity for getting beaten with a stick”  This naked caning is brought to you courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking

Wow, Spanking Bare Butts did a whole site redesign and it looks great!  Its still a little slow but that can be expected while they tune the site.  This of course is nice but what about this wonderful OTK spanking that Bryanna gets from her doting husband.  Her hair up in pig tails and her are panties down.  Perhaps the only thing I can complain about  is they need at least one more camera angle to see this southern beauty’s face as she gets her spanking.   (I love this girls drawl)

Our Young Clover has developed a novel way of dealing with these recessionary times.  She makes her own money!  Namely by forging checks!  Now Dear Reader the problem is in our society we would happily put such a young schoolgirl in jail for such behavior when a good hard spanking is indeed all she needs.  It will of course save the taxpayers money and provide entertainment!  From Sound Punishments

The one thing about redheads is that they have a built in spankometer.  You see they are spanked hard enough when their bottoms match the color of their hair.  How convenient that nature gave us such handy measurement.  With blondes or brunettes us spankers have to guess if their ward has had enough spanking.  But with redheads like our lovely Justine here it makes our job that much easier.  I am sure after I write this there will be a run on deep read hair color.  From Spanked at Home

Its always sad when a wayward girl returns to the Real Spanking Institute for more training Dear Reader.  It simply means that she was indeed now spanked hard enough.  When a well spanked girl goes out into the world she knows that should she return to the institute that the spankings will indeed be more severe, as Zara finds out much to the chagrin of her now bruised bottom. (also available though the better valued 8 Site Real Spanking Pass)

Laura is indeed in trouble, for what Dear Reader I do not know.  But then again does one really need an excuse to spank such a pretty blonde?  Now I have not seen this girl before.  Perhaps she is a new spankee,  or perhaps she is one of the lost updates from Xerotics suite of sites.  But then again does it matter?  From OTK Spank
 

And Finally for tonight a demonstration on the two ways to properly use a hairbrush on Spank Sinn

Brushstrokes

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