Well Dear Reader Summer is about to finally hit the Northeast seaboard after two months of solid rain.  I was indeed contemplating relocating to more sunny area’s like Seattle!  While your Humble Narrator realizes it is quite useless complaining about the weather you must understand I am quite sick of being damp 24/7.  Of course the heat will move in shortly and Yours Truly will then complain about being hot.  But then again when is it you can remember I didn’t complain about something. 

Well to celebrate the arrival of summer I indeed have lots of spanking in store for you this week.  So lets get on with it shall we?

I am going to start calling our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian the Suzie Orman of spanking.  For those of you outside of the United States she is quite a prolific self promoter of her questionable financial advice.  Now of course triple A is far from questionable in any sense of the word and indeed unlike Suzie he is does not need a spanking. But his tips to contain ones finances are right on.  He indeed helps his girls with their money management with the threat of a bare bottom spanking should they spend to much.  Judging from how many people are in debt right now perhaps he is on to something.  We as spankers could deploy an army of financial advisors to every Bankruptcy court in the nation.  Money management is much easier if there is a painful spanking involved As our lovely Angel finds out when she spends too much on her credit card.  From Real Life Spanking

Meet Candle Boxxx referred to our astounding Clare Fonda from her soon to be ex friend Paris Kennedy.  Paris I think failed to tell Candle that other than having to work on a better spanking alias.  Spankings indeed hurt!  Well our buxom Candle soon learns this for herself when that lovely little miniskirt is removed and she is spanked on her panties and eventually in her birthday suit. On an added note modeling credentials are quite good ranging from Playboy to Maxim’s Home Town Hotties.   From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 spanking site offer Clare Fonda Pass

I swear Peter Schoober must dream about different and wonderful ways to spank his harem of beautiful girls.  Take for example yet another whacky spanking invention displayed on Spanking Server.  Beautiful in its simplicity yet soon to be feared by even the most callous bottomed female. You can see Peter looking on with determination while his assistant tests out the device on the asses of two very naughty females. The only improvement I could suggest is to move the post to the middle of the platform so you can spank two brats at once. 

Finally getting down to the meat of the matter (no pun intended) Lynn Love after a brief over the skirt spanking learns what it is to be spanked on the bare bum OTK style.  Very cute girl indeed.  I hope to see more of her getting her ass spanked.  From Good Spanking

So the US finally moved to digital broadcasts last week.  Which of course every person over the age of 60 called the FCC angrily for making them miss their reruns of Matlock and The Golden Girls.  David Pierson however had another issue other then not being able to program his converter box.  It was disconnected by his bratty daughter played by Chloe Elise.  Wanting her father to bring her shopping at the mall rather then relaxing in front of the television she decided to take matters in into her own hands by disconnecting the television.  Well once the audio visual problem was found she indeed did not get her ride, but a spanking with a nice leather paddle instead.  And yes her panties describe Chloe perfectly.  From Punished Brats

Now I live on a large tract of land Dear Reader.  Neighbors no where in site.  But it wasn’t always that way.  The one thing I learned from my beloved City is that good neighbors are worth their weight in gold.  This sometimes gets lost on cheeky schoolgirls when a neighbor perhaps suggests she is doing something her mother would not like.  Now a wise girl would obey and hopefully the incident would be forgotten.  Helena however is not all that wise and decides to mouth off to him.  This of course almost always results in the neighbor reporting your transgressions (and your cheekiness)  which results (at least this time) in a rather hard application of Your Humble Narrator’s namesake upon her bare bottom.  And this girl gets spanked HARD.  From Spanking Online (or via the 4 site Spank Pass)
   

True Story,  When I was 17 my parents were quite tight in letting me borrow the car.  This was probably a good thing since I was a lousy driver.  Now my mother would never allow me to take her giant station wagon but I had managed to teach myself stick and  my father was a bit more reasonable in me taking his Citation. (yea I know it was a Citation,  but hey it ran).  Well one day my father was home from work and {gasp} let me take the car to school with the caveat of go to school and come home.  No going out to lunch with a car full of friends which of course I did.  It was a early winter day and a dusting of snow was falling.  A pickup truck in front of me made a turn into his driveway and spun his wheels as I passed.  At that moment Dear Reader, A rock came flying though my side window and shattered the glass.  Talk about karma.  Arriving home with the shattered window to  my fathers soliloquy of four letter words to this day I doubt he believes me on what happened.  Now Monica here had a more common car damage in the form of a dent.  And while she might have gotten a spanking for the dent she got an even harder more painful one for lying about it.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Margo was spanked in an early relationship in her life.  And although the romance waned long ago she never forgot what it was like to have her ass beaten by a loved one.  That is until she came to Rough Man Spank. And while the spanking she got long ago from her boyfriend was probably with the hand and not even close in severity of what she is experiencing here strapped to a bench. She seems to enjoy the pain of a hard spanking. 

Donna our Adult schoolgirl gets bent over a classic wooden school desk and is caned properly on English Spankers

Girls love slumber parties and sleepovers for some reason.  I suspect its because they can stay up half the night and gossip.  That is until they are told to go to sleep and refuse.  Then it becomes a spankover.  From Spanking Teen Brandi or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

They apparently have strict aunts in Japan that dish out bare bottom spankings quite regularly!  Too bad there are no strict uncles.  From Handspanking

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