I must apologize Dear Reader for Your Humble Narrator’s tardiness in his updates of the week.  Unfortunately I have indeed been feeling under the weather.  Perhaps it is swine flue,  an outbreak of whatever media hysteria driven disease or perhaps I got a passing whiff of second hand smoke which according to the experts will surely kill me in the most heinous way.  But I am indeed feeling much better and once again have the fortitude to bring you the best spanking this week has to offer. 

On one note,  I might move one of the Updates of the week to Saturday (rather then Friday) for the summer.  I am beginning to think 20-25 updated one day after another might indeed be a bit much spanking for you to digest Dear Reader.  so Lets try this schedule for a few weeks and see how it goes. 

Lets begin tonight with Alanah Rae.  After her Debut on Spanked Sweeties, she has seems to be quite taken to the concept of getting her Bottom smacked.  Which is good Dear Reader since I like you are quite taken with the concept of smacking that lovely ass of hers.  Mind you Dear Reader Her Spanking will not be available till Monday since these are indeed advanced pictures.  Which incidentally reminds Your Humble Narrator that though I love Dear Clare with all my heart and she is indeed the hardest working women in Spanking.  She indeed is terrible in selecting pictures that properly display her fine material.  From My Spanking Roommates.

Could it be Dear Reader,  Northern Spanking’s own Zoe Montana is back from her excursion in the jungle just itching for another spanking?  Hopefully she has not brought back Ebola or some such nasty disease which will be the end of us all.  Apparently she has not quite been able to integrate herself into civilization yet since she she is letting her daydreaming about painted men with spears interfere with her receptionist duties.  Michel Stamp Spanks her back to reality.

Still recovering from my illness and still being in a rather foul mood I will tell you the one thing about the Spanking world that for whatever reason totally turns your humble narrator off.  Spankings for either bedwetting or soiled knickers.  I mean of all the excuses one can come up with to spank a female do we have to come up with the nastiest thing one can think of?  Thankfully this kind of thing is somewhat rare (though the bedwetting thing come up more then once in Japanese spankings).  I hate to be a spoil sport since I am more of a live and let live kind of guy.  but could we please leave the bodily functions out of spanking when there are so many more appealing reasons to soundly spank girls?  From Cutie Spanking
   

It appeared from the other week that Spanked at Home has upgraded their video quality which was sorely needed if you ask me Dear Reader.  I am indeed hoping it will stay that way.  Maggie here has managed to be over two hours late which anyone waiting for a female should be un-surprised.  Alex always being the patient man of course takes this in stride,  but not before he decides to teach poor Maggie a lesson with a Cane applied to her bare bottom. 

Speaking of Cane’s the one used on my new favorite firecrotch, Allison Miller is rather big.  Actually Dear Reader I don’t think this thing is a cane at all but rather a sheep crook.  You know that thing that bo-peep carries around. Since she indeed lost her sheep then there is no logical reason to carry such a thing around.  Perhaps she donated it to Firm Hand Spanking.

The one thing interesting thing about beautiful women is that their definition is rather variable.  I speak not in cultures Dear Readers but even in our own back yards.  For example one cannot shake a stick (or a cane for that matter) and not hit what could be considered a hot female in NY or LA.  Yet they tend to rather rare (and by definition in demand) in someplace like Scranton Pennsylvania.  (actually teeth are somewhat rare in Scranton Pennsylvania but I digress).  Now in a place like LA where I am sure they have tried to make not being beautiful  a crime to avoid second hand ugliness (hence the reason your Humble narrator does not live there).  A average male can find quite a few beauties to put over their knee.  Since beautiful people need spankings as much if not more then those of us who are indeed not.  This is of course the theory I believe Real Spanking Institute is running under.  (or via the 8 site Real Spanking Pass
 

Someone in a comment mentioned they enjoyed Socks!  Well to that Dear Reader you do not want to miss this one.  While not exactly white the Technicolor knee high garb is assuredly  appropriate spanking footwear.  From Slut Spanking

As this War Veteran who brought his girlfriend to see Dallas.  War is full of quite inconvenient things like bullets whizzing by your head and bombs which have a tendency to explode.  Wouldn’t it be much more civilized if we had a spank-off to resolve our differences.  Given Dallas would be relegated to spanking veiled ladies for the foreseeable future instead of Korean, Vietnamese, or Germans like our last three wars.  But I am sure he would do it as a patriot  At least until he met Mambo the king spanker of Iraq.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

While her friends ratted her out,  Ms Law has quite the reputation for being even handed with regards to dishing out her spankings.  Something tells me that before to long these girls will know the sting on their ass from a well swung paddle.  From Bad Tushy

And Finally for tonight Beverly although having been in the business for a number of years seems to forgotten the golden rule of spankee’s.  Whenever someone is intent on spanking you,  never EVER walk away.  It will simply result in you expending alot of energy trying to get away only to result in even a harder spanking  From Punished Brats

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