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With the debate about health care in America our government are searching diligently for ways to pay for such a thing. They have explored higher taxes on Cigarettes, soda tax, fast food tax, more taxes for rich people, and of course taxing those of us with health benefits. But my sources tell me Dear Reader they are now looking quite closely on a spanking tax. Little is know how this tax would work, perhaps it would be based upon how many times your hand would come in contact with your spankee’s bare bottom. Perhaps it would be based upon how red the bottom gets during the spanking or even worse they could simply tax you each time you bring a pretty girl over your knee. So Dear Reader I am creating the Spanking Lobbyist group (SLG) to protect us from such a unfair government intrusion of our punishment of naughty girls. We will educate the congress on the benefits of spanking and perhaps do some spanking ourselves. If all else fails we will do what others do, we will simply buy a few of our representatives. So if you want to donate to our cause, feel free, we however only accept monopoly money and spanking implements. Today is of course Thursday and you have inevitably come here for the Spanking Dear Reader. and Spanking you shall have in the Spanking Updates of the week! Lets begin this week with our friends over at Spanking Server. It seems that our little Amy Hunter is still incarcerated in the jail she and Pandora tried to escape from in Strict Prison 4. Unfortunately for her each transgression is met with a bare bottom strapping. She will indeed have quite the sore bottom when she is released. Well after her bare bottom OTK spanking last week Abigail Whittaker decides to some spanking of her own. Her unfortunate target is the quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory who incidentally looks quite amazing in that little dress she is wearing. Abigail for her part is doing her best to make Sarah’s lovely ass the color of that dress. From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass Spanking Casting has the lovely Young 19 year old Bianca getting spanked in a variety of positions for no particular reason. But what reason do we indeed need to see a pretty girl get a hard spanking Dear Reader? I think our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer should start a new spanking site called Spanked Porn Stars. She manages to get some rather big names to agree to a spanking. Now this indeed could be simply a sign of the economy since like everything else I have read that the porn business is spiraling down the drain. But it is quite interesting seeing these lovely girls like Dia Zerva here whom we are used to seeing in various sex acts getting a Good Spanking of their own. Caroline Grey has indeed been quite naughty. So naughty in fact that she is to get a second punishment after for her deeds. As the school administrators discuss her fate one in fact does have to feel for the poor girl. Two people discussing if your going to get a hard spanking or not. How humiliating! Particularly when her schoolgirl uniform is lifted and she is caned on the bare bottom. From Sound Punishment. Maggie is indeed in trouble again. Our plump bottomed brat has allowed her new dog to sleep in her bed infuriating Alex. This of course earns her quite a hard spanking with a wooden spoon no less. Now you may indeed not know this Dear Reader but the wooden spoon is Your Humble Narrators second favorite spanking implement (after the hairbrush of course) and in the right hands perhaps more effective than Yours Truly namesake. The longer handled versions can indeed reduce a naughty girl to tears in just a few swats as Maggie finds out this week on Spanked at Home Xerotics has such wonderful hats. Yet I wonder how the the girls keep them on their heads while getting spanked? Now given our lovely schoolgirl is bent over the desk rather than being over the knee. The other question indeed is why the hell is Yours Truly talking about hats and spanking? From HD Spank If there is indeed one thing Your Humble Narrator cannot stand is people who skip after they have damaged your car. This to me is the ultimate in shirking ones responsibility. This of course is Amy’s offence. Now given a scooter probably didn’t do much damage to the car she swiped but that is indeed not the point Dear Reader. Now perhaps the only complaint I have with her bare bottom birching from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is he didn’t march her down with her pants pulled down to apologize to her owner of the vehicle. From Real Life Spanking We have many an unusual contest here in the States. Not the least of which is the annual Wife Carrying Competition won this year by a couple from Maine. Now how one trains for such a thing is indeed a mystery. But what good is wife carrying if its not to a place where your kicking significant other is to be spanked! I mean there must be a reason you are carrying her, and barring any injury one can assume that she indeed does not want to go where you are carrying her since she would be walking. Hence logically Dear Reader one can assume she will be spanked quite severely once you get to your destination as our next update from Spanking and Shame demonstrates This is a somewhat silly notion that a spoiled teen still has an au-pair but if she can still spank her then who am I to criticize! And I must say our disciplinarian nanny spanks quite firmly. From 1st Choice Spanking A Paddled Adult Schoolgirl on English Spankers Finally for today Health care like everything else in Japan is umm… Rather Odd. Now typical common sense would tell one that going to a doctor to get a spanking is probably just a fantasy. But with the Japanese who knows? From Hand Spanking Brushstrokes Related Posts
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