Spanking after the Superbowl

Welcome back Dear Reader from I hope a fine weekend. We of course had our unofficial holiday in the states last night with the final football game of the season which most men were too glued to the television to spank their significant other unless she really got in the way of the television.

For those of you outside the states, this national holiday is a curious one. We get together to watch rather large men try to push each other out of the way while throwing an oblong ball to a guy who will inevitably get hit by a bigger guy and fall down. All the time we eat crap, drink beer and attempt to ignore our whining significant other who will need a spanking by half time.

But Oddly enough Dear Reader, Your Humble narrator did not watch the game. I went to see blue people on another planet live in a tree! Now abhorring crowds the last movie I saw in the theater was the last Matrix movie so indeed I was a bit behind the times.

The first thing I noticed is they apparently want you to buy the movie instead of simply watching it. For 6 people it cost $75 (including children) before the popcorn was purchased. Second I was quite impressed with 3d at first but it does indeed wear thin after a while. And while I was disappointed that no blue people got spanked in their tree I did enjoy the movie.

But enough of my weekend Dear Reader, it is of course Monday which means we have a whole week ahead of us. So let us see what our other hard working spanko’s have indeed written about.

Sarah Silverman is Naughty