I am sorry Dear Reader that I am late with this post,  However I was compelled by my liberal commie pinko wine sipping nature to watch the presidential debates.  If you could not or chose not to Dear Reader you didn’t miss much.  Personally I would have found it considerably more interesting if John McCain were to chase Obama off the stage with his cane shouting to get off his lawn, while Barack kept calling him a cracker.  Perhaps Sarah could have joined in parading a disembodied Moose Head while Biden gives a 43 minute speech on the randomness of the movement of dust bunnies and assuring the American People that Obama indeed smells nice and bathes regularly.

But due to my political junkieness I must indeed work well into the night to bring you The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Our hero Karl has a tough job.  Wake up in the morning,  build some interesting devices to put naked bare bottomed women in quite uncomfortable positions and then after a long morning,  Spank them.  Your Humble Narrator wonders Dear Reader how this human spanking machine actually relaxes.  Perhaps he enjoys a good Mai Tai on the beach while cradling and whispering sweet nothings to his favorite paddle.  Or perhaps he spends his precious leisure time painting still life pictures of fruit.  When one has the daily responsibilities of our Dear Karl he must have an outlet from his busy schedule with Spanking Server.

I don ‘t think you will disagree Dear Reader, and not to detract from any other spanking model’s loveliness.  But Amelia Jane Rutherford is simply a goddess.  The unfortunate ramification is that goddess are not supposed to be spanked.  They are after all goddesses.  But fortunately for us Ameilia decided to trade in her ethereal body for a physical one.  A decision her perfect bottom is probably regretting ever since.  From Firm Hand Spanking

For a woman who has never been in the Adult Industry (other then spanking of course) Chelsea Pfeiffer really has quite a few contacts in the industry.  More importantly she is an expert convincing said adult models who are used to the considerably more pleasurable onscreen experience of sex  to try a rather than a particularly painful experience of spanking.  This is Shayne Ryder a 23 year old with a budding career in the adult industry.  Appearing on Naughty America.  She makes her debut in our beloved spanking world over the knee of Chelsea Pfeiffer on Good Spanking.  I hope she uses some of those spanking implements to wipe that smile off her face. 

I often deal with consultants.  My Consultants usually consist of dealing with law researchers whom seem only to change their clothes after they have managed to find just about any arcane questions I might have about any given topic.  There indeed have to be more enjoyable consultants in other industries for never have I had a beautiful consultant as Sasha Harvey prance in and demand I spank her supple and shapely bottom.  From Northern Spanking
 

Xerotics really need to come up with some different names for the girls they spank.  They have like 3 Jasmine’s a couple of Jodie’s and like 18 Sue’s.  This is Dark-haired Jasmine not to be confused with blonde Jasmine.  A very attractive brunette who looks quite strikingly like a young Madeline Stowe.  (Whom I always though should definitely get a spanking).  Despite the name confusion she gets a rather nice naked spanking that a spanko could not help themselves but  love.  From Spanking Online (or via SpankPass).

Getting jailed in a small town basically sucks.  Until they decide to wake up the 99 year old senile judge to set bail for whatever petty offence you committed you are pretty much at the mercy of whatever hillbilly with a badge arrested you.  Now usually these sorts of things end badly but for simple offences committed by attractive girls I suppose a caning is an attractive option rather spending the night in jail and bringing the judge a can of Metamucil.  Form Bad Tushy

I would have to imagine that the ultimate horror for a tardy 18 year old arriving home late from clubbing is to be spanked in full view of her spankee’s friends and neighbors.  Particularly when you are as attractive as this young one that disobeys her curfew her uncle set for her.  From Spanking Vids.

Ah the classic Birthday Spanking.  A Favorite time in a Spanko’s life.  The Only time where a Spanko can Spank (or get spanked) without revealing his or her deepest desires to the general public.  I wonder how many of us first realized our passion during a birthday spanking (either giving or receiving).  Well today is Bryanna’s birthday on Spanking Bare Butts. and since her significant other is not home to deliver her birthday present.  her friend takes care of that for him with a rather large wooden paddle.

Carolyn Reese is in a position that she is not used to.  The role of Sinn’s Spanker on Spank Sinn.  She doesn’t do too bad of job if you asked me in this updated entitled Spanked and Fucked.  The title is a bit of a misnomer since there indeed no fucking going on yet plenty of spanking. 

What could The Spanking Updates of the Week be without a good spanking of a schoolgirl.  In this particular case we have a good bare bottom caning.  I am still amazed despite the cane’s impact on her bare ass she still manages to keep her hat securely fixed to her head.  From Spanking Mags

Once upon the time women donned skimpy satin bikini’s and tried not to get an ass spanking.  In the event that men were not around to spank their less than well protected bottom, the instinct to spank said rear kicked in to those of the same sex.  This of course made for some of my favorite spankings of the early 90’s.  From Good Spanking Classics.

Brushstrokes

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