As you might have learned reading my ramblings over the years Dear Reader there isn’t a whole lot I agree with my modern day Republican brethren. For example, I generally hold that rape is usually a really bad thing, I really don’t care who buggars who, and I don’t pretend to have any mystical knowledge about a female’s reproductive system that doctors don’t already know. But today I have found my hero! much to my surprise he is in fact a conservative republican!
One Montana State Rep, Jerry O’Neil is taking a time out from insisting that everyone trade in actual gold and silver and introduced a measure allowing defendants to “bargain with the court for corporal punishment in lieu of imprisonment”! Now of course there is no mention of who is to do the corporal punishing but considering Montana has like 12 people, perhaps they will consider an out of towner such as I! Though one would have to take into account that the fine people who live in Big Sky Country might not exactly be the kind of person you would like to spank in the first place. But if successful perhaps it might migrate to the rest of the 50 states!
It would of course swell the ranks of the Spanking Updates of the week and that could only be a good thing.
We shall begin today with a new appearance of the slinky Anikka Albrite. Dressed in a tight fitting outfit that would call howls of protests from our immodestly police she is of course dressed perfectly for a good hard spanking. Which the Mary Jane gives her expertly. From My Spanking Roommate or the better valued 4 site Clare Fonda Pass.
Krystal who made her debut last week and Your Humble Narrator who carelessly attributed that spanking to English Spankers rather than the rightful recruiter at Spanking Sarah has to today eat crow and apologize for my oversight. That doesn’t of course mean that she gets the cane any lighter than she is supposed to on her hot little bare bottom.
No one likes a bully Dear Reader, unless of course you are a conservative crazy in which case it is perfectly ok to ruthlessly pick on anyone who is gay or if you accidently illegitimately raped someone. But most of the population now days do not of course tolerate such behavior. Neither happily does our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian at St Catherine School for Girls. Such behavior is liable to get a girl spanked. Like our unfortunate Aleesha Fox. From Spanked In Uniform.
It is February Dear Reader! This of course means the resumption of the survival documentary “The Walking Dead”. No one could of course be overjoyed than I, except for famed zombie survivalist Chelsea Pfeiffer who is practicing keeping order in her compound when the world comes to an end. Thankfully while shooting a zombie in the head is the most effective means of pest control in these coming times, spanking the girls who are under her ward are the most effective way to control them. From Good Spanking.
Therapy is of course expensive and painful. After all who else better to straighten out your daddy issues than with a paid stranger! Of course little Alex Reynolds didn’t really understand how painful therapy actually is. From Dreams of Spanking.
Like much of Spanking Glamour, this week’s update is a lesson in irony. For starters it is a pretty good spanking. In addition the Irish lass getting the OTK Spanking is quite attractive. However the attempt to super impose her face over the image of her very fine bottom getting whacked is while appreciatively novel, simply does not work in a spanking video.
Finally for today, Our favorite Dirty Old Man has had a very hard week. You see they have taken his license away after he plowed his 1989 Buick into a farmers market. Now he claims that it was because he was distracted by the short dress that young Mila was wearing. But since he started shouting about death panels and the fact Sarah Palin was the rightful president. They took his license and sent him on his way home. After which he of course gave Mila the spanking of her life. From Spanking Coeds.