Spanking Movie Review: Getting to the Meat of The Matter

Title: Getting to the Meat of the Matter

Starring: Stefani Weaver, Brianna, Rhiannon

Produced By: Red Hot Video

Written and Directed By: The Mystery Spanker

Distributed by: Spanking Spot Movie Theater

Runtime: 53:30

Price: $5.95 for a 7 day rental, $14.95 for Lifetime Rental, or Purchased by the minute, Protected WMV Format

Yes Dear Reader we are back with yet another review of a hard hitting Spanking Movie.  So sit back and get ready for hot screaming naked models with an attitude getting their bare bottom spanked the delightful cries of “BAAAAAD GIRL” from our favorite Jerseyite (who is not Pixie amber Wells of course), The Mystery Spanker. 

As all of his movies our title Getting to the Meat of the Matter is a compilation of three rather attractive yet  snotty attitude girls that our poor fashion photographer have hired for a shoot.  Now given there are indeed nicer places to film lingerie models than a seedy hotel in Camden New Jersey.  But of course ones employer expects one to make due and not complain about it.  A concept which is indeed foreign to these brats.  Thus of course our hero endeavors to teach each one of these girls a lesson they will remember for the rest of their modeling careers. 

Now our Mystery Spanker (Better known as Greg) seems to have quite a unlucky streak at finding decent girls to work with.  It seems like all of them are in need of a spanking.  And Brianna the first girl up for the super bitchy award is no different.  After complaining incessantly concerning  the nature of her work, the location (hey its New Jersey,  even I would complain) and the fact that he has beer for her rather than bottled water (hey what’s wrong with that!).  Our hero finally gets fed up with her antics. 

Now typically our Mystery Spanker coaxes the naughty girls with a firm grasp to their ear.  But with our young blonde he decides to take a more stealthy route to getting her over his knee.  Now Brianna of course is not a rocket scientist so she is easily convinced with a little lie about having to film her panties while bent over his knee.   As she discovers this is one painful mistake. 

So with a minimal of fuss she finds herself over our hero’s knee quite content, at least until she feels the hard slap upon her soon to be tender Tush.  Her little black negligee is of course hiked up over that wonderful little bottom of hers as soon as she is bent over.  And of course the thong doesn’t particularly do anything to relieve the onslaught of spanking.  But that is indeed not our concern Dear Reader since this being our Mystery Spanker we can expect that much of the skimpy little clothing she does have on will indeed be removed. 

Now at least initially our young Brianna does not react as one would expect getting a well needed ass Spanking for the first time in her life.  But as the spanking intensifies her protests grow quite loud,  actually attracting a crowd of other pretty girls outside the door.  No word indeed if these girls were also spanked but I would be delighted if they were.  Her protests approach ear splitting (keep that surround sound down my friends)

After her top conveniently falls off our girl is desperate to end her painful ordeal offering to engage in some unmentionable activity with our hero.  Greg of course as any male would contemplates such a thing.  But our Brianna just can’t keep her tongue still and after hurling yet another insult is turned back over his knee naked as a jaybird to once again be taught a lesson. 

Kicking and Screaming at the top of her lungs like the the child she is being treated as , its amazing our Mystery Spanker didn’t get a call from the management.  But I guess they mind their own business in places where they rent by the hour.  Finally of course the girl, well spanked and crying is dumped unceremoniously on the floor to think about what could happen the next time she pulls an attitude. 

But the business of a fashion photographer is never an easy one.  For our Hero’s next endeavor he hires Rhiannon, A young incredibly hot girl who seems also to be unhappy with her working conditions.  She is indeed one of the hotter girls our friend Greg has spanked so it is all the more delightful when she ends over his knee after refusing to finish the shoot in only a bra and little black panties. 

For a girl so young and innocent looking we find that she has a mouth like a drunken sailor when getting a Spanking (Then again who wouldn’t) The unfortunate result is of course she is to be spanked harder which our Mystery Spanker does with zeal. 

It doesn’t take long for the humiliation and the pain from getting a Bare Bottom Spanking to get to our spoiled brat.  I suppose when everything is handed to you on a platter because you are gorgeous one doesn’t expect such treatment.  Sadly (at least for her) she was very very wrong, Kicking and screaming like a little girl

Rhiannon is either a excellent actress or the spanking really really hurt,  the almost bloodcurdling cries of anguish as her panties are pulled down and her struggling pops her perky breasts out of their restraints are almost disconcerting.  This indeed seems to me what would happen if a grown woman is spanked against her will and could not free herself.  But fear not Dear Reader, for as we all know,  it is fantasy.  A convincing one, but a fantasy none the less.  Finally Crying quite hard from her spanking she like the other girl is dumped upon the floor to nurse her stinging bottom. 

But our Mystery Spanker is indeed not all about work,  It seems he enjoys a bit of time in gentleman clubs.  So much so he convinces Stefani to give him a private lap dance back at his room.  But our Hero must indeed be a republican for he is torn between this hedonistic pleasure and imposing his moral will on Ms Weaver by none other than a spanking. 

Now as a stripper I must imagine that the very attractive Stefani has seen some weird shit.  But finding herself over her knee asking “what are you doing back there” while her ass is Spanked seems to me rather obvious.  But I suppose beauty not brains makes one successful working in a gentleman’s club.  And she does indeed have the former. 

But I can indeed sympathize for to tell you the gods honest truth Dear Reader,  the most fantastic strip club I have ever been in (and I have been in a few) was in Camden New Jersey!  Despite the reputation of the Garbage State, I have found they grow their gals out there quite nicely.  And if you can get past the accent, big hair and fake tan.  They are quite spankable. 

Stefani is no exception, I will say she is quite polite for a stripper experiencing her first spanking.  But as the Spanking gets more intense so of course does her protests.  Perhaps not as much as the other two girls in our find movie but amusing in and of itself. 

Once her panties are down,  I would describe Stefani as a squirmer rather than a struggler.  Rather than the violent thrashings of Brianna or Rhiannon.  Stefani slowly writhes as if to find a comfortable position which we all know is quite impossible when getting one’s Ass Spanked.  But as her Bare Bottom becomes increasingly red and sore her politeness seems to fade away and her squirming turns into thrashing as she tries in vain to get away from such a painful Spanking. 

Taking pitty on her our Hero releases the poor Stefani,  but apparently she indeed did not learn her lesson since she didn’t quite realize trying to bean your spanker with a beer bottle usually results in yet another harder Spanking.  A fact that I guarantee you she will never forget. 

So in the end did I enjoy the movie. Well some of you will disagree with me since I have seen some of your comments.  But the fact remains that I love our Mystery Spankers stuff including this wonderful movie.  He was one of the first to embrace The Spanking Spot and he will have forever a place here.  (I stick by those who stick by me).  The spankings are excellent, the girls are hot, and of course I think any spanko who enjoys this review will indeed be happy with the movie. (I am)  Plus it is offered now streaming in DVD quality. (The screen Shots are made of the actual feed, so yuo can see for yourself the quality)  So if you’re interested, and only if you’re interested it can be found at Getting to the Meat of the Matter on the Spanking Spot Movie Theater. 

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