Spanking Movie Review: I Dream of Janie

Title: I Dream of Janie

Starring: Dallas, Amelia Jane Rutherford

Produced By: Sabrina Starr

Written and Directed By: Dallas

Runtime: 55:00

Price: $65 (dvd), $49.95 (Direct Download)

Any of you Dear Readers that were a child in the 70’s can indeed remember watching the I dream of Jeanie rerun’s on your little black and white sets. Yes for the youngin’s out there, there was indeed a time where the sets were black and white and a random child worked quite well as a remote control to its parents. Now since we Spanko’s were wired a little differently many of us wondered about a single man with a beautiful half naked woman living in a bottle just dying to grant his every wish and umm… things don’t happen.

What is even more puzzling is that the mischief that she causes doesn’t indeed earn her a spanking! Hey magic is magic but it does little to defend against a hand to the rear. Of course the fact that this type of magic determent wasn’t used on Barbara Eden or Elizabeth Montgomery the other supernatural female of the 60’s made one wonder if our domestic heads of households from that time were way busy doing shrooms to give a good spanking. Well Dear Reader, Dallas and the incredibly beautiful Amelia Jane Rutherford have conspired to put an end to our speculation with I Dream of Janie.

Our tail opens up with our realization that our friend Dallas likes to play with dolls! The opening is as about as cheesy as the opening of the original showing our hard working spanking spaceman finding what looks to be a giant purple penis. But alas Janie pops out and our story begins. My hats off to this quite amusing sequence for we spankers never should take ourselves too seriously.

Now unlike the original Janie is an English Genie I thought the only thing they could make appear is 178 types of tea and perhaps a good dentist. I was of course wrong. One fine morning Dallas asked his Janie (played by of course Amelia Jane Rutherford) for a cup of strong coffee. Which of course she makes a bit too hot. Rather than doing the logical thing and suing McDonalds for 12 million dollars he indeed decides to teach her a little lesson.

Amelia has indeed been spanked by Dallas before, but somehow I think she has forgotten the sting of his iron hand for when she is put over his knee the first smack to her perfect ass literally takes her breath away. AJR is indeed a very good actress giving even the most dubious of spankings the impression that they hurt but in this case the reaction is genuine. Dallas take no time for spanking over the clothes and bares her bottom immediately, striking her with hard rhythmic strokes.

The intensity of the spanking is apparent in Amelia’s body language since she is literally squirming all over the place in response to her stinging bottom. I would however use this scene as a cautionary tale to all spanking producers using headwear for their models. The scarf thing that is attached to her Jeanie hat keeps moving obscuring AJR’s beautiful face. So indeed remember to screen test your outfits before you start filming.

Her first OTK Spanking lasts about 5 minutes including the minute or so poor Janie is nursing her bottom and looking just incredible fantastic. But as we all know with Jeanie’s they cannot stay out of trouble for long. Dallas returns home from work with a moustache! It seems indeed that the coffee was strong! Unfortunately the unwanted facial hair was grown in the middle of a NASA Meeting! Somehow Dear Reader I think Amelia’s bottom will be quite sore by the end of this day.

And while the Major is indeed pleased that she thinks that the moustache looks cute and the fact that she can blink it off this indeed is grounds for continuing the OTK spanking she was getting. So once again Amelia’s fantastic bottom goes over the Major’s knee, still slightly red from the last spanking now only to get redder.

The one drawback about spanking Amelia Jane Rutherford is that when she is really spanked, I mean hard she lets out incredibly high pitched cries. Enough for one to wonder how Dallas’s windows stayed intact let alone his and ours eardrums. I would suggest if you should purchase this DVD one keeps his sound system on low lest he (or she) enjoys cleaning up shattered glass.

Our next scene shows us the drawback about having a Genie in a bottle for a wife. First Genies and English women are notoriously bad drivers and second one cannot actually spank them unless they come out of their bottle! However should they let you in as in this case one can be guaranteed to find a hairbrush in their domain since they are quite fond of brushing their hair.

Once again Amelia finds herself draped over our hero’s knee facing getting spanked with her beloved hairbrush. After Dallas is done with her it leaves the viewer with the impression that she will soon go out and buy a comb since the wooden base can create agony on ones bottom.

But a little Genie brush is indeed not sufficient to teach our girl a lesson and our Major has her blink in a larger hairbrush to indeed do so much to Janie’s dislike. Now I have never seen Amelia truly cry during a spanking before. And I still have not! but she come damn close with the use of his hairbrush, Crying out with each swat.

The next scene is the Major getting ready for his physical for the trip to Mars. Janie not exactly thrilled with being left alone “tweaks” his results resulting in him scoring as a 98 year old smoker (umm me!). The Major is indeed not thrilled with this result. Thus Dear Reader the strap is called for. In an amazing feat of special effects (hey special effects in a spanking movie, perhaps a first!) she summons it from her basket dancing like a charmed snake and as she is lying across the bed once again bottom bare she gets a taste of what the strap feels like.

Amelia Jane Rutherford is either the best spanking model I have ever seen or she probably thought about this spanking for months since the reactions to the strap connecting with her incredible bottom is something to be entered into spanking lore. Honestly when Dallas spanked Audrey Knight I felt that her reactions were somewhat understated to such a severe spanking. That is indeed not the case here. To tell you the truth the spanking here is indeed not as hard as Audrey’s but that is absolutely ok. A spanking should be severe enough for the girl to learn and indeed this is severe enough. No one including myself or Dallas wants to see a model go beyond her boundaries. This one Dear Reader is indeed on the cusp of what Amelia can take.

But Dallas is indeed not done with her Dear Reader! out comes the heavy leather strap. Now I think he had to cut her strokes with the thinner strap to 8 (rather than 10) but this one after 3 has Amelia up and pleading! The shockwaves ripple though her supple behind after each application of the strap. AJR does her best to withstand this onslaught but indeed it is apparent that this is one of the hardest spankings that she has ever received.

The good old belt is found and applied to Janie’s bare bottom. Once again prompting her to writhe due to her already sore bottom. Her cries almost reaching a guttural pitch from the spanking she is receiving. But the belt lasts only a short time for another split strap is to be used to finish this spanking up. Applying it in fast strokes Amelia braces herself for the onslaught, trying (unsuccessfully might I add) to keep her composure.

Now I want to talk about something, Amelia Jane Rutherford can work just about anyplace she chooses. Dallas has been accused by his critics (on this blog) for “abusing” girls. Let me make this quite clear as the movie does as a shout out to those who criticize his brand of spanking, While it is indeed harsh it is indeed consensual which Amelia makes quite clear in this movie. Now back to the spanking.

The final scene Dallas discovers that one of his ex-girlfriends has found herself in a remote and hostile place quite suddenly. Now as many of mine perhaps might deserve Dallas is indeed more forgiving than your Humble Narrator. And she is now to face a number of Paddles!

The paddling lasts about 10 minutes with a variety of implements. Amelia not being used to such a treatment can hardly hold her stance after two or three swats. Tears once again begin to form but never quite make it to the surface.

The final minutes is a cute interview with our lovely Amelia insuring the viewer that this lovely girl was not “abused” and in fact she enjoys being spanked which makes one hate whatever lucky man she is dating at this point!

Well did I like it Dear Reader? It is indeed another unbelievable movie. If your a Amelia Jane Rutherford fan this is a must see. We also find that she is a Taco aficionado! (Taco like in the food you perverted bastards!).