You know Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator feels bad. It seems that no matter what post I put up as of late it feels like I am trying to sell you something. That Dear Reader is not what The Spanking Spot is all about. Its simply an unfortunate consequence of bringing you the great spanking our Spanking Houses offer us week after week. But tonight I am going to show you how to enjoy your spanking collection even more.
Now you have often heard Yours Truly herald the coming of High Definition Spanking, I Dear Reader am a quality nut. Now unlike most of you I have a pretty damn big monitor on my computer since I spend half my life on this thing and I like to be able to see after a long day. But many of you probably have 19” or 21” monitors which are find for general kinds of computing. Now many of you when I go on about high quality spanking movies have rightly pointed out, why spend all that time downloading just to look at it on a teensy tiny computer screen! Well what if I told you it didn’t have to be that way Dear Reader!
Lets say you have been looking at one of those pretty flat screens for your home entertainment center this upcoming Christmas. Or perhaps like me you have already purchased one. Now your thinking about joining a spanking site that offers high def or near high def to break in your new television but how to get the movies you download on that nice big Purdy screen? Oh the dilemma!
Well you could cut your spanking collection to DVD or Blue Ray but DVD will lower your resolution to that of a regular television set. Blue Ray on the other hand is an option but the burners and the players tend to be pricey. And finally if your like me and don’t want anyone or small fingers stumbling across your spanking collection you tend to keep all your downloads in ethereal form.
The second thing you could do if your television is equipped for it is simply plug your computer to your television and use it as a monitor. Not a bad option but then it means accessing the back of the Television you just nailed to the wall. No Dear Reader there is an even easier way.
Lets say Dear Reader your like Your Humble Narrator and in your off time when your is not enjoying your spanking collection, you enjoy a bit of video gaming. You might have in fact been thinking about purchasing a game console this Christmas so your spawn will stop bugging you and claiming they are leading a deprived childhood. Even better Ladies perhaps your significant other has been whining about getting a gaming console. What a perfect time to contemplate such a thing! Now Dear Reader each console has its strengths and weaknesses which go outside the scope of this post. But only one has some interesting features you might be interested in.
If you have or are thinking about a Xbox 360 then congratulations. for another perhaps 20 to 50 bucks you can stream your spanking collection to your hearts content. So lets say you have the television and the Xbox. Lets go about getting spanking in full glorious high Definition.
In addition you will need the following items.
1) a router
2) two decent lengths of cat5
Now you probably should have a router Dear Reader. Most of them come complete with a wireless node and a hardware firewall which is a must have in this day and age. Cat5 (network cord) is pretty cheap. Both of these things if you don’t already have them lying around can be bought at your local Wal-Mart quite cheaply.
Ok so you have all the stuff. You leap though your front door breathless from the excitement of the possibility of watching the spanking model of your choice on the huge television that your significant other complained about for 6 months after you purchased it. Now you need a bit of time.
First Dear Reader even if your connected to the router wirelessly from both the Xbox and your computer you still need to hardwire it. Wireless is simply not enough bandwidth to provide the performance that we need. So, Wire your Xbox to your router with one length of Cat 5 and wire the router to your computer with the other length.
Now its time to turn on your Xbox 360 and television. Sign in to your Xbox Console, navigate to the MEDIA tab and select Media Center. Xbox will give you a bunch of instructions. Next your going to press a and your Xbox will give you a 8 digit key. Save this! Now depending on what version of Windows you are running Windows might download something called windows extendibility. (its free) If not go to www.microsoft.com/extender download and install it. It will also upgrade your Microsoft Media Center.
Once that’s done Dear Reader Launch MS Media center, Go to Task-> Settings –> Extender –> Configure at which point it will prompt you for the key you wrote down. Type it in. Now finally go back to your Xbox and select Media Center again and press A to try to get it to connect.
Once it connects Windows Extendibility will search your directories for media files and show them on your Xbox. Note! none of the files are stored on your Xbox. Plus on an added bonus if you set up your own profile no one can see the video’s that you have now connected.
I tested this with some High Definition Video’s I got from HD Spank. Seeing these girls over the knee at 1040i on a 48” screen is simply amazing. My surround sound scared the shit out of me when I first put it on since it sounded the poor girl whining about how she didn’t want a spanking was standing next to me. Depending on the size of your video collection it will take a bit of time to find everything. I have a 250 gb NAS that I store everything on for privacy issues, so it took a good 2 hours to find all the video’s. The only other draw back is that it appears to only work with WMV files. (but that is untested).
So you your interested Dear Reader, give it a shot. If you have any questions feel free to post them here I’ll try to answer them to the best of my ability. When you do get it working and are looking for real High quality video’s you can check HD Spank (true High Definition), Spanking Mags (Another High Def). English Spankers (near High Def) or Sound Punishments. Real Life Spanking also looks amazing although its not true high def. So good luck Dear Reader. If you like this tip, post a comment. If you enjoy this post there will be more tips and tricks in the near future.
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Now you’ll need a tech section as well! Thanks for the tip.