It seems that everyone wants to launch their sites in the middle of the Spanking Awards every year thus denying your Humble Narrator the opportunity to review them until February. Alas this year is no different and of course I was indeed not surprised when my Dear Friend Kyle Johnson pinged me stating that he finally started his own spanking site. As always I verbally lambasted him for not thinking of your Humble Narrator’s schedule and of course promised him I would take a look at his brand spanking new Spanking site as soon as I was able. Tonight Dear Reader still sore from shoveling an ungodly amount of snow I am of course able.
Now I have a little confession to make Dear Reader. Like any book or movie reviewer I try to maintain my objectivity. After all you might not agree with me, but I would hope that at the least you think me honest. Unlike a book and movie reviewer who can count on yet another knucklehead to make another bad form of media to pan. I actually want these sites to succeed. I want them to succeed for a healthy number of spanking sites will not only increase the number of girls in this world getting spanked. But will ultimately be good for you Dear Reader.
Thus, particularly when a new owner approaches me to review a site, I do mention to him or her some of the things that I would ding their site on and if they fix it I do not of course mention it. If a site violates one of my cardinal rules that would make me seethe in my over important sense of self I generally decline to review it since I feel at the very least I cannot in good faith tell you Dear Reader a site is good when it is indeed not.
This was one of those times. You see Dear Reader, when I went eagerly to peruse the site I found one glaring issue that violated almost everything I have preached all these years about. There was no way to download a video! This to me is the sin above all sin’s It says to me, that although I pay a price to view ones material I cannot watch it unless I continue to pay a price. To me that is simply unacceptable and indeed should be to you Dear Reader.
Well needless to say I mentioned this to my friend Kyle who to his credit pointed out like many that they have had issues with piracy and in turn made it not so obvious how to download a video but it was very possible. Now I am not saying he is wrong Dear Reader, Piracy is indeed a problem for our site owners. But I will maintain that if you take reasonable precautions to keep it off the obvious places the only people who will be pirating your material are those who wouldn’t pay for it under any circumstance and have all the tools at their disposal not to. Thus my friend and I had a adult, reasonable discussion where he graciously offered to correct this (in my eyes) heresy. Which I was overjoyed at because I can now give a fucking glowing review of Disciplinary Arts!
Site Offerings and Cost
Disciplinary Arts is solely a movie site. No helpful pictures for Yours Truly to grab and display of their wonderful material. From the timestamps offered in the updates Disciplinary Arts appears to have been launched and started doing regular updates in late December making it the newest addition to our spanking community.
Interestingly it launches with the most material than any site in my long and woeful memory. As of this writing it sports 88 full length spanking videos which might I add is quite impressive. The sample of downloads I pulled were all over the place from being 7 minutes long to a delightful 30 plus minutes long. For simplicity sake since I pulled them at random lets say half of them are each. That would leave a prospective customer with over 27 HOURS of spanking goodness. Probably the largest amount of material that has ever launched with a new site.
Once you are done with that, You can look forward to a new full video 3 times a week. No fiddling with parts, just a full length video 3 times a week! Considering how long these things are I have no idea how he is going to keep up, unless he has a large supply of naughty girls.
Costs are a high running at $34.95 per month for a single month signup, reminiscent of European sites. That cost drops to a more reasonable $25 Per month for a 5 month signup. While I do acknowledge the costs are higher than one expects from an American Site, I would argue due to the startup costs and the amount of material it is at the very least fair.
So at its most expensive, one can expect a little more than $1.25 per hour of spanking. Quite impressive for such a young site. This spanking to dollar ratio I expect to drop dramatically due to Kyle’s eye bleeding update speed. In fact if he keeps it up it could become one of the cheapest dollar to spanking ratio’s on the internet!
I have been following Mr Johnson since he came on the scene. While he has been controversial he has a knack of being an equal opportunity spanker. While he does have some stars of the spanking world like Kat St James (his former significant other), Sarah Gregory and Stevie Rose. But like many of you I am also indeed interested in some of the other girls he ends up having to spank. For that I am quite impressed! For anyone interested in a body type or personality one can find them spanked here. But take not my word for it Dear Reader see for yourself.
Scenes, Outfits, Film Quality and of course the Spankings.
Now I wouldn’t typically mention this, But Kyle claims that anything marked as “Real Disciplinarian Spanking” are unpaid girls who came to him to be spanked for their misdeeds. At first I was rather skeptical since unfortunately in this day and age girls have to give their consent to be spanked. But looking over the video’s, I know not why, but I kinda believe him. That being said, the kind Johnson discipline is mainly domestic in nature. There are a few theme based punishments but for the most part they are full costumed or simply street clothes.
Film Quality is pretty damn decent. It has a amateur feel to it. Personally I would have appreciated more focus on the girls faces as they tend to bury them in comforting pillows while their ass is on fire but then again that is more than a realistic reaction to a girl getting a spanking such as this.
Thus we come to the spankings. Well… They are hard. Kyle was nominated for hardest spanker this year and personally I think he would have done quite a bit better had this site been known to my Dear Readers. Personally I think once Dallas decides to hang up his implements and move into a retirement home where they tolerate him shouting at the sky and drinking vegetable matter. Kyle could indeed hold the crown as hardest spanker in the America's. Make no doubt these are very painful spankings.
Who would NOT like this site.
Mr Johnson seems to be a quite controversial figure. I have many dealings with him, and quite honestly, he has been nothing but forthcoming. But if for some reason you do not like him then I would suggest you stay away. I would suggest this however, people will say bad things about you when you put yourself out there. Hell people say bad things about me! Most of which I agree with! Ignore them.
Who will LOVE this Site.
OTK spankers take note! Mr Johnson seems to be one of us. Not mind you to the determent to all other things but clearly a advocate of our beloved position. Personally I think anyone who would enjoy hard old fashion spankings would really enjoy this site. Hell I did!
If your are interested you can find it at Disciplinary Arts.