Before I start the rest of The Spanking Updates of the Week. As we all know, my loyal Dear Readers on the Texas Gulf are in for a wild night. Dear Readers from Houston it looks like Ike thinks your Tina Turner since its heading right for you. Assuming my fine Texans you still have power, Internet connection and are safely on land rather floating out into the gulf. What better way to ride this storm than some fine spanking for you to peruse as the wind howls around you. I do wish there was more I can do Dear Reader but hurricane smashing really isn’t my core ability. So the best Your Humble Narrator can do is wish you the best of luck and provide you with some Spanking Entertainment while you ride out the storm.
So this is for you Dear Readers in Texas Gulf area. The Spanking Updates of the Week!
Now Your Humble Narrator has a cold so my famous verbosity might be somewhat limited tonight. Of course as soon as children return to school in the New England disease spreads like wildfire as thousands of runny noses get wiped upon each other and sit and wait for some unsuspecting adult to tough these cute rats and infect them. But no amount of impermeable nasal passages will keep me from talking about our beloved Karl. As good as spanker as he is, and the image of the European tough guy. I would be willing to bet he is the biggest baby when it comes to getting sick. “No I cannot spank the woman’s rears today. I am sick” he cries with a hot water bottle on his head and a thermometer in his mouth. Luckily I am a continent away so I won’t have to worry about him showing up at my door and “nursing me back to health” for my good natured comments From Spanking Server.
Apparently the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford is quite the whiner. Now in the unlikely event a female Dear Reader ever decides she wants a spanking from Your Humble Narrator. A surefire way to get it is to start to whine. The tone of voice grates upon my nerves like a wire scrub brush on sunburned skin. As Amelia finds out on Firm Hand Spanking when it comes to whining even her stunning beauty can’t save her from a Old Fashion over the knee spanking.
Dear Reader I am sorely disappointed since my muse Leia Ann Woods was apparently at the Shadowlane Party and I indeed was not. I ask you Dear Reader What better way could you ask to meet your beautiful plaid dressed muse then at a spanking party? Well for the next year I will simply have to be content with pictures and movies. From Northern Spanking
You might disagree Dear Reader but Yours Truly has always had a thing for spanking Tomboy’s. I often wondered about this, and Your Humble Narrator has come to the conclusion that it is caused by a number of things. First. Tomboy’s are by definition not exactly subservient so the spanking would be that much more humiliating. Second its unlikely said tomboy would have ever been spanked in her adult life. And third. well it damn fun! This is Sara Faye making her debut on Spanked Sweeties. 
Personally Your Humble Narrator thinks going to a “Life Coach” is simply an admission that you need to move back into your parents house and listen to your mother. Then again should a life coach employ the techniques that Chelsea Pfeiffer uses on wayward January Seraph (great name by the way). I might seriously consider a career change (and it would probably be much more effective). From Good Spanking
Jodie Carnell once again gets a good English Spanking on the Xerotics suite of sites from SpankPass. This is a great domestic scene with over the jean spanking which is always welcome and of course once the jeans come off on the bare bottom. 
My right wing Christian friends might be slightly disappointed in me saying this but the title of this spanking clip from Spanking Bare Butts is Home Schooled which is in the opinion of your Humble Narrator probably the worst thing one can do to your spawn. All too often Dear Reader we forget that school and education is about the dissemination and debate of new idea’s. Our entire civilization is based upon it. Where would we be if we only were taught what our parents knew? (hell I might be a moderate republican instead of the left wing loon I am!). The whole point of this Dear Reader is that ignorance breeds ignorance. If the logic of your world view cannot stand up to the logic of what your children learn. Than logically one must conclude your world view isn’t very good to begin with. Now as much as I enjoy seeing the sweet innocent Bryanna getting spanked by her mother for her failure at a subject. The fact her mother is homeschooling her suggests that she indeed is not the one that needs a spanking.
Speaking of logical conclusions. when an inmate at a Women’s prison attacks a very lucky guard in front of another inmate then it is indeed time to discipline her. As Sarah Collins learns Spanking abhors a vacuum. Particularly in front of your cellmate. From Bars and Stripes
This is an oldie but goodie. I actually wonder from what I have heard how many girls down a few drinks during a shoot to dull the painful punishment to their bottoms. Well, while naughty I guess its more than understandable. From Punished Girls. (or via VIP Spanking Pass) oh, I Love that hair-band. 
Madison Martin gives her sore bottom a well deserved vacation while she tops Harmony and makes sure her butt needs a vacation. This indeed is an insurance issue which while I enjoy seeing Harmony spanked for any reason, you gotta admit insurance is probably one of the most pain in the ass things to deal with. From My Spanking Roommate
Now I doubt that any of us growing up in the 60’s and 70’s would deny that they either really wanted to spank Barbara Eden from I dream of Jeanne or Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched. Well this Blast from the Past will please the fan’s of the former. From Good Spanking Classics
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