Women who Desperately Need a Spanking: Stephanie Woods
Name: Stephanie Woods
Age: 18
Profession: Model wannabe, Waste of Life, Skank, Anti-Girl Scout
Hometown: Palm Beach Ca
I am not sure if I have ever told you this before Dear Reader but I was once a Boy Scout. You see my mother in her valiant yet unsuccessful attempt to teach a young and slightly wild Brushstrokes "Values" and make Yours truly into a good little Republican decided one day that she would like her only son to join such a wholesome activity such as the Boy Scouts of America. Now Dear Reader if you have read my blog for any length of time you will have no doubt noticed that Yours Truly has nothing less then total disdain for any type of authority. Needless to say my forced entry into the Boy Scouts was somewhat tumultuous. But my Dear Mother being ever so persistent drove me to every meeting and made sure I went on every camping trip although even at
the tender age of 11 I questioned why grown men would choose to spend their weekends with ridiculously dressed young boys prancing though the woods and practicing tying each other up with rather extravagant knots not known to anyone other than a 18th century sailor.
After 18 months I had proudly earned exactly zero merit badges and took glee in my refusal to tie even one knot, pitch a tent or even learn their oath. I finally got Yours Truly kicked out by suggesting to the Scout Master he engage in some personal copulation with his inner self when he wanted me to do "exercises" to "Punish" me for attempting to leave a camping trip and get my ass back to civilization. Oddly enough my loathing toward all things Boy Scout related never really translated to the Girl Scouts. I always thought they were generally an innocuous bunch good for little more then their delicious cookies and a fantasy or two about spanking them in their uniforms. So Dear Reader I find nothing more offensive then the actions of our next guest on Women Who Desperately Need A Spanking.
Our blonde hair floozy came to our attention in February of this year. Then 17, she and her friend stole $165 from a 10 year old Girl Scout going around collecting her cookie money. Now her fellow floozy is in just as much need for a ass beating then Ms Woods (No relation to Leia of course). However she was charged as a Juvenile and her name has been withheld.
Stealing from a 10 year old is bad enough. Enough for any self respecting person to hold their head in shame. But when approached by the local press for her misdeeds she and her accomplice amazingly bragged about their deed! Stating they took the little girls money simply because they wanted it and "who doesn’t like money?" and then goes on to lament the fact that she actually had to return the cash to the little girl!
Now after viewing the accompanying video I think Dear Reader I think you will come to realize like I did that other then being over indulged brats these girls more then likely are psychopaths in which case a red bottom would indeed do little good towards their behavior. However there are times where you spank to correct your naughty brat and there are times when you spank simply because it would be quite satisfying to see the little bitch squirm, kick and cry while you give her a spanking even a psychopath would never forget. This indeed is one of those times Dear Reader.
Ah but the story does not end there Dear Reader. Now you would expect perhaps that even the dumbest of criminals would try to keep their nose clean when charges are pending against them. But considering our Cash Obsessed Twit bragged on television to her exploits you could assume that this girl isn’t exactly a rocket Scientist. So I guess it was simply logical to her to skip out on a bill at Denny’s a few months later prompting yet another outrage that this little bitch was still not in a nice comfy cell.
Ah but there was hope Dear Reader! Finally she was sentenced to incarceration in an Juvenile detention center pending an opening in a secure rehab. Insanely however our little cookie monster is today free since the court of appeals overturned that verdict and allowed our precious snowflake to go home until they can find a place for her. Unbelievable!
Offences: There are just way to many to list
Suggested Implement: Switch
Suggested Spanker: Eagle Scout
Suggested Position: Tied to a pole (Hey the scouts can use their knots!)
Suggested Punishment: 12 Strokes of the Switch then force fed a box of Girl Scout Cookies. Repeat as necessary
Corrective Action: Get out of Rehab, Make Porn since she loves money so much.
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