Our favorite drunken uncle Joe Biden showed up sober on Thursday night to deliver a spanking to our snide cousin Paul Ryan who upset by all the swirlys he got in High School wants to take everyone’s mortgage deduction away. Our conservative crazies are outraged by how disrespectful Uncle Joe was since he was smiling and shaking his head, which of course is a perfectly natural reaction when dealing with crazy.
But indeed that is indicative of one of the main complaints our Tea Party Twits have about us coastal liberals. They feel that we are quite dismissive of their crazy ideas. What they fail to realize is that to have any meaningful discourse on a subject both parties must have at least one foot placed in reality.
If for example, I come to you and insist that the sky is indeed green when all facts indicate it is of course blue. The chances are you will not even bother trying to convince me and walk away shaking ones head. If on the other hand I insist it is light blue and you insist that it is dark blue, then we can have a meaningful debate.
The same of course goes for our girls. If one of them insists that she should not be spanked the chances are we will just smile and turn her over our knee. On the other hand she feels she should not be spanked for whatever offence she committed then we can have a meaningful discussion about it. Which of course usually also ends up with her over our knee. Particularly on the Spanking Updates of the Week!
We begin today with the fate of little Stevie Rose. It seems that the spanking Dallas gave her a couple of months ago did not mend her ways. Wanting to make it in the big city she left her uncle Cletus's band along with a big wad of cash from his bank account. Of course as what happens to many of these girls they soon run out of money and call begging to call home. Not of course before Uncle Cletus sends her to see Dallas who decides she needs a even more severe spanking than before. From Dallas Spanks Hard.
Our friend Karl while known for delivering bruising painful spankings with a variety of implements oddly is not known for giving hard OTK hand spankings. While they are definitely painful it just appears that he is being rather gentle on their bare bottoms compared with the veracity of the rest of the spankings he gives them. Well today this has changed as the very attractive Candy goes over his knee and he delivers a very hard spanking on her fantastic butt. From Spanking Server.
You know Dear Reader, having never owned a pair or indeed been spanked I wonder if tight leather pants offer more protection from a spanking than say a pair of jeans. Then again considering they are showing off the exquisite ass of the gorgeous Leandra and of course they are eventually pulled down to spank her bare bottom who cares. From Real Life Spanking
After a short hiatus Allison Miller is back on Firm Hand Spanking. Giving her bottom a much earned rest is always a good idea however it also ensures that she will need a spanking when she returns.
So it seems like Sarah Gregory has gotten a new job. I would surely hire her as my new secretary. I might even spank her less than her present boss! Come to think of it, probably not. From Sarah Gregory Spanking.
On Spanking Sarah this week their new girl fresh off a bare bottomed hand spanking has a turn with the leather paddle which of course she finds is a bit more painful than she imagined.
Poor Abigail, the hot little 19 year old was told to clean the kitchen which of course she failed to do. To make matters worse her friend came over. True to form it did not deter Betty Blaze from bending her over for a good ass whooping. From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.
Finally for this week, on the famous retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics has a scene I remember seeing pictures of from the old usenet days. For you youngins those were the days where you waited 5 minutes for your 14400 baud modem to download an image as you eagerly awaited the bare bottom spanking that was emerging on your screen. Now indeed I get to see the movie of this wonderful spanking.