Yes Dear Reader this is what you have all been waiting for.  The 2009 Spanking Award for the Spankee of the year!  These Dear Reader are the girls that have delighted us week after week with their beautiful glowing bottoms. 

The girl you select Dear Reader will join a elite group of bare bottom beauties so think hard Dear Reader for your selection is indeed not a light one.  These girls work quite hard, more-so then any mainstream model.  Not only do they have to have the looks but the bottom as well (not to mention the pain tolerance of a spanking!)

So once again Dear Readers your vote counts.  Though the counts you see are not the real ones (Only I see them).  At this level the competition is fierce, so every vote counts. And of course if you don’t see your favorite girl here then it is your fault since the nominations have been open since before Thanksgiving.  Ample time to let your opinion be heard.  This of course is the final vote for the Red Buttocks awards.  Voting will be open until Sunday January 3rd.  The results will be announced after New Years on Mondays and Wednesdays until we are done

So good luck to all your spanked girls out there.  The nominations please…..

Chloe Elise (Courtesy of My Spanking Roommate)

Audrey Knight (Courtesy of Bad Tushy)

Amelia Jane Rutherford (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)     

Amy Hunter (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)

Abigail Whittaker (Courtesy of Girls Boarding School)

Samantha Woodley (Courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Pandora Blake (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Amber Pixie Wells (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Sarah Gregory (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Kami Robertson (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Once again good luck to all the girls thank you for a year of hard work and sore bottoms! 

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Well Dear Reader this is the last weekend before Christmas and Your Humble Narrator has gotten exactly 2 things out of his list to buy.  Its not for the lack of trying mind you,  after 5 hours of shopping last weekend stores have indeed frustrated my attempts.  Now normally I would rather chew off my own arm than go to a retail store.  But sadly online shopping is indeed not possible this year due to my ongoing war with my mailman. 

Now not shopping in a retail store in a while I can tell you if spanking sites treated their customers even remotely like the stores do they would indeed be skewered upon these pages.  Not enough people working, clueless clerks, and infuriating loss control policies.  I actually waited 20 minutes to get a $22.50 item that was locked so you couldn’t get it off the rack, while there are plenty of other items greater in value that one could simply pick up only because this item was deemed “electronic”.  In addition I absolutely refuse to allow someone to check my bag after I have purchased and item, which indeed led to a few disagreements with the minimum wage security guards.  (Just for your information they have no right to search your bag or check your receipt unless you are at Costco or like stores,  there it is in the contract you sign). Ah but this indeed is the only year I will have to do this since I will be moving back to my beloved city in the summer to piss of another mailman. 

Ok then time to finish up the Spanking Updates of the week!

Rather then have some minimally conscious worker in a uniform demanding to check your items stores should make public examples out of shoplifters and be able to spank them publically.  I would imagine there is nothing worse than having your bottom bared and spanked listening to the jeering crowd.  Given in this update by Bad Tushy there are only two fellow incarcerated ladies and they indeed should probably keep it down lest Ms Law comes back and spanks them.

Now that I am divorced, middle aged and have a sports car I indeed need to find a trophy wife to spank.  One preferably bratty and considerably younger than your humble narrator to crash White House Parties with.  Ironically I have had more success dating younger females now then I ever did when I was young and they indeed enjoy a good spanking.  Seeing that Your Humble Narrator lacks hair and has the physique of a hedgehog this indeed is a puzzling phenomena.  Ah but the mysteries of life are simple here with Natalie the bratty trophy wife getting spanked by her husband for snubbing her very expensive Christmas Present.  From Sound Punishment
 

A happy spanking Christmas from our Dear Clare Fonda who incidentally looks incredibly spankable in that little black Dress.  From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

The holidays is of course about getting together with friends and family to eat drink and be Merry.  Unless of course you are Susan Gilbert and drink 3 bottles of Champaign thus inevitably making a fool out of her self.  While she might have been quite merry once John gets her home the spanking tends to ruin the merriment.  From Firm Hand Spanking

This update from Northern Spanking is indeed way to cute not to mention.  In fact it is indeed one of the more creative spanking scenes this year.  And to think I almost missed it (the pictures were messed up and just out of a whim I decided to download the movie).  What I found was and excellent spanking movie in 5 parts which indeed makes your Humble Narrator annoyed that I have not shown it to you sooner.  Entitled Strictly Come Spanking,  it is a take off on the various reality dancing and singing show’s that pervade our televisions complete with commercials!,  Indeed I am quite upset they didn’t ask your humble narrator to be Simon Cowell (hey I have man boobs!) .  None the less with dancing and spanking we indeed have a winner here.  My hats off to Northern Spanking for this wonderful update. 

I am indeed quite excited about this girl Lila as a regular on Real Spanking Institute.  She is really gorgeous and quite spankable.  I would however like to see some good hard M/f OTK spankings for this lovely girl since she looks so damn good in a schoolgirl outfit.  Your Humble Narrator will await with bated breath.  From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Years ago I caught a kid trying to break into my car.  I had gone to pick up my girlfriend for some function or another and when I came down out of her apartment I found a kid trying to open my door.  He of course didn’t see me as I walked up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder.  Now yes Dear Reader the logical thing to do would have been to teach him a very painful lesson.  But I realized first he was quite young (maybe 15) and second he was from the neighborhood which if I had hurt him I am sure my car would have been trashed some other evening.  So I told him not only was he breaking into my car but he was indeed doing it quite badly.  Now should it be a pretty girl with her underwear peeking out from a short little dress I am sure I would have handled it a bit differently.  Perhaps putting her over my knee and giving her a good spanking right then and there.  From Fetish Flixx

I think next year I am going to have a an award for the most ridiculously dressed person in a spanking video.  In this update Tiki gets spanked quite hard by my friend Dallas.  And it is indeed not Tiki who’s outfit violates the senses.  In fact she looks scrumptious in that schoolgirl outfit particularly after her poor bottom is caned and paddled.  Is that a leisure suit Dallas is wearing?  From Dallas Spanks Hard

Our Friend David Pierson is indeed on a mission.  Being quite the color coordinated guy his goal is to make Lavender’s bottom the same color of her pink panties and skirt.  Now I could say he is intent on making Lavender’s bottom lavender.  But due to your Humble Narrator’s somewhat color blindness I haven’t the slightest idea what lavender is!  From Punished Brats

We have seen a couple of over the banister spankings this week and quite honestly they strike Yours Truly quite dangerous for the spankee.  One wayward smack or a too hard of spank could send them jumping over the railing not to mention the possibility of shoddy carpentry causing the rail to collapse sending our lovely Molly plunging over the abyss.  All this for just a spanking!  Its their bottoms that we want to hurt not send them to the hospital!  not to mention what one would explain to the insurance adjuster.  “Well you see I had her bent over the railing here naked and I was caning her and it just collapsed”  From Girls Boarding School

Sarah Collins is back in trouble at the Women’s Prison of Bars and Stripes getting a paddling she will remember for a long time.  And since Sarah is indeed so beautiful it will be one that I remember as well.
 

Elizabeth Simpson (I almost wrote Jessica Simpson which of course would be incredible) getting an OTK Spanking on her bare ass at OTK Spank

And FINALLY for tonight,  (sorry this update took a tremendous amount of time,  I am indeed glad to be finished with it).  We have Sinn sage in adorable knee socks spanking and getting spanked by Ariel X on Spank Sinn.

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Yes indeed Dear Reader it is time for that most scary of holidays Halloween.  Of course this is indeed not until tomorrow but since many of you will be reading this on Saturday why not kick it off early.  Besides who has time for spanking when one has to get up ever 3 minutes to hand out Candy.  But what may I ask do Spanko’s dress up as on Halloween.  For those who recieve spankings a schoolgirl or a naughty nurse will always do the trick.  For those of us (particularly men) its a little more difficult.  I would indeed find it hard to come up with a costume that conveys the thought of a Hairbrush.  But alas it is not dressing up we enjoy,  but spanking those who need to be spanked in those costumes.

So without further ado lets finish up the Spanking Updates Of the Week.  But first some Halloween Music. Hit it!

Lets start off with something that has nothing to do with Halloween Dear Reader!  Tina Tink getting a good bare bottom OTK Spanking in a Bikini from our Friend David Pierson on Punished Brats.  Now As I recall snow has already fallen in his area which of course would make the pool hopping that she is being spanked for quite cold.  But since I spent all summer bitching about how there were no bathing suit spankings I guess beggars cannot be choosers.  Let us just be thankful that it is not David in the Bikini for Halloween.

Now here is a novel Idea, A chain reaction spanking.  I spank you, you spank someone else etc,  Though I question how much leverage Snow can get on Dee Dee’s rear when she herself is over the knee getting spanked I will have to say it is indeed a novel idea. Particularly if you made a circle out of it thus creating a never ending spanking loop.  Though it might be problematic since the harder you spank the person in front of you the harder she might spank the next one, etc all the way around back to you.  Is this Game Theory for Spankos? From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

So a while back Your Humble narrator brought to you the review of The Time has Come finishing the epic mystery of where Dallas’s beloved Spanking timer went.  Audrey Knight of course stole it and subsequently destroyed it after she was a little ticked off at the spanking she got during Rawhide.  (she couldn’t sit down for a week).  Dallas of course was lost with his timepiece.  But he finally got himself together to take revenge for his little friend.  Well on Dallas Spanks Hard he is releasing the whole move in all its glory to show us what perhaps is the hardest spanking scene of the year.

I usually don’t show a update until I see some spanking going on,  But this is Irelynn Logeen Debut on Girls Boarding school.  As you have probably heard me say before she is incredibly cute and indeed a redhead (I am such a sucker for spanked fire crotches).  What does indeed bother me however what in the world would make a spanking site think its ok to post pictures of post spanking before they actually show the spanking!  Well it is GBS so I am sure we will see her wonderful bottom spanked before too long

Your Humble Narrator dressed up as a female once in his younger days and sorry to brag but I was HOT.  err let me rephrase that…. No,  I was hot.  In fact I would have spanked myself!  I even got hit on by a guy or two!  Unfortunately after a long hard night of drinking I had to attend an alcohol class the following day for getting caught for the heinous offence of “underage drinking” which is responsible for my dislike of all things Pennsylvanian (I don’t think it was even a crime in my beloved city).  Waking up of course late and hung-over I raced down to be tortured by 6 hours of DUI footage quite still in my makeup.  But I digress.  No matter Dear Reader,  I was indeed never approached the beauty of Abigail Whittaker or the Jacqueline Dubois whom she is being spanked by.  Jacqueline as you might remember won a Golden Buttocks award of Best Facial Expression during a spanking two years ago under (I think) the name Kristen Gold.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Speaking of things from the Keystone State,  It is the World Series!  Now typically Your Humble Narrator would suggest that the Bronx Bombers would indeed vanquish such an inferior team even though they were beaten like a redheaded stepchild the other night.  But the truth is I HATE baseball.  My father used to drag me to Yankee’s games throughout my childhood and I couldn’t stand it!  I finally had to tell him well into my teens rather gently as to minimize the hurt feelings  that I detest the sport.  This of course has nothing to do with the Scene at Spanking Online, since it indeed does take place across the pond where they have a yet similar silly game named after a bug.  Hey, come to think of it,  why don’t we see any spankings with a cricket bat, its flat,  made of wood,  Come on people! Also available though the better valued Spankpass

Well one thing that we have in common with our friends over in England is the almost desperate attempt to get out of Gym Class back when we were in school.  Of course now days this is almost a capital offence to combat “childhood obesity” which is a result of our fear of sending children out to play lest they get kidnapped or molested.  In fact I was reading an article how the writers friend proudly announced that is 15 year old son took is first bike ride to the park alone.  I think at 15 Dear Reader I was hitting the club scene.  And we wonder why our kids are fat.  Well this young girl attempted to escape such school silliness and gets a hard spanking from her father for it on 1st Choice Spanking

Who knew that my Muse Leia Ann Woods and my dear friends at Northern Spanking Lucy and Tony were into Modern Art!  Now back to Yours Truly distaste from all things Pennsylvanian, I once got thrown out of the Philadelphia museum of art! Quite by mistake of course Dear Reader, since I did not know that every piece of crap one saw was indeed “art” and they took unkindly to one of my friends spinning a bicycle wheel bolted to a stool which was apparently priceless “art” by someone who raided a junkyard.  Well if indeed I ever see a metal ball in the middle of the living room I will now know its is indeed for spanking.  From Northern Spanking

I really don’t mean to be culturally insensitive but if you have ever conversed with someone of Asian decent that does not have a firm grasp of the English Language,  this is exactly how I would imagine spanking them would occur!  Lilly the Chinese Exchange student is not quite up to how discipline occurs for naughty schoolgirls.  And indeed I am not sure she grasp the idea of spanking until she found herself over the knee with her panties down.  From Sound Punishment

My Muse, Leia Ann Woods and Rachel Lloyd getting another spanking in the Scottish Women’s Prison at Bars and Stripes

I guess the advantage of having a daughter in a private girls school is that they tend to have hot friends.  Particularly if they are into spanking! From Perfect Spanking

Well Your Humble Narrator is quite confused concerning the rules of the game since the winner usually spanks the loser.  But I guess when dealing with ladies of the caliber like Veronica Ford and Elise di Medici it would be quite advantageous to us spanking fans that after getting spanked the loser spanks the winner!  From Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics

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With the debate about health care in America our government are searching diligently for ways to pay for such a thing.  They have explored higher taxes on Cigarettes, soda tax, fast food tax, more taxes for rich people, and of course taxing those of us with health benefits.  But my sources tell me Dear Reader they are now looking quite closely on a spanking tax.  Little is know how this tax would work,  perhaps it would be based upon how many times your hand would come in contact with your spankee’s bare bottom.  Perhaps it would be based upon how red the bottom gets during the spanking or even worse they could simply tax you each time you bring a pretty girl over your knee. 

So Dear Reader I am creating the Spanking Lobbyist group (SLG) to protect us from such a unfair government intrusion of our punishment of naughty girls.  We will educate the congress on the benefits of spanking and perhaps do some spanking ourselves. If all else fails we will do what others do,  we will simply buy a few of our representatives.  So if you want to donate to our cause, feel free,  we however only accept monopoly money and spanking implements.

Today is of course Thursday and you have inevitably come here for the Spanking Dear Reader.  and Spanking you shall have in the Spanking Updates of the week!

Lets begin this week with our friends over at Spanking Server.  It seems that our little Amy Hunter is still incarcerated in the jail she and Pandora tried to escape from in Strict Prison 4.  Unfortunately for her each transgression is met with a bare bottom strapping.  She will indeed have quite the sore bottom when she is released. 

Well after her bare bottom OTK spanking last week Abigail Whittaker decides to some spanking of her own.  Her unfortunate target is the quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory who incidentally looks quite amazing in that little dress she is wearing.  Abigail for her part is doing her best to make Sarah’s lovely ass the color of that dress.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site  Clare Fonda Pass

Spanking Casting has the lovely Young 19 year old Bianca getting spanked in a variety of positions for no particular reason.  But what reason do we indeed need to see a pretty girl get a hard spanking Dear Reader?

I think our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer should start a new spanking site called Spanked Porn Stars.  She manages to get some rather big names to agree to a spanking.  Now this indeed could be simply a sign of the economy since like everything else I have read that the porn business is spiraling down the drain.  But it is quite interesting seeing these lovely girls like Dia Zerva here whom we are used to seeing in various sex acts getting a Good Spanking of their own. 

Caroline Grey has indeed been quite naughty.  So naughty in fact that she is to get a second punishment after for her deeds.  As the school administrators discuss her fate one in fact does have to feel for the poor girl.  Two people discussing if your going to get a hard spanking or not.  How humiliating!  Particularly when her schoolgirl uniform is lifted and she is caned on the bare bottom.  From Sound Punishment.

Maggie is indeed in trouble again.  Our plump bottomed brat has allowed her new dog to sleep in her bed infuriating Alex.  This of course earns her quite a hard spanking with a wooden spoon no less.  Now you may indeed not know this Dear Reader but the wooden spoon is Your Humble Narrators second favorite spanking implement (after the hairbrush of course) and in the right hands perhaps more effective than Yours Truly namesake. The longer handled versions can indeed reduce a naughty girl to tears in just a few swats as Maggie finds out this week on Spanked at Home

Xerotics has such wonderful hats.  Yet I wonder how the the girls keep them on their heads while getting spanked?  Now given our lovely schoolgirl is bent over the desk rather than being over the knee.  The other question indeed is why the hell is Yours Truly talking about hats and spanking?  From HD Spank
 

If there is indeed one thing Your Humble Narrator cannot stand is people who skip after they have damaged your car.  This to me is the ultimate in shirking ones responsibility.  This of course is Amy’s offence.  Now given a scooter probably didn’t do much damage to the car she swiped but that is indeed not the point Dear Reader.  Now perhaps the only complaint I have with her bare bottom birching from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is he didn’t march her down with her pants pulled down to apologize to her owner of the vehicle. From Real Life Spanking

We have many an unusual contest here in the States.  Not the least of which is the annual Wife Carrying Competition won this year by a couple from Maine.  Now how one trains for such a thing is indeed a mystery.  But what good is wife carrying if its not to a place where your kicking significant other is to be spanked!  I mean there must be a reason you are carrying her,  and barring any injury one can assume that she indeed does not want to go where you are carrying her since she would be walking.  Hence logically Dear Reader one can assume she will be spanked quite severely once you get to your destination as our next update from Spanking and Shame demonstrates

This is a somewhat silly notion that a spoiled teen still has an au-pair but if she can still spank her then who am I to criticize!  And I must  say our disciplinarian nanny spanks quite firmly.  From 1st Choice Spanking

A Paddled Adult Schoolgirl on English Spankers

Finally for today Health care like everything else in Japan is umm…  Rather Odd.  Now typical common sense would tell one that going to a doctor to get a spanking is probably just a fantasy.  But with the Japanese who knows?  From Hand Spanking

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Just a bit of spanking to hold you over until tomorrow Dear Reader, when of course the Spankings of the week indeed are done. 

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