Now that the silly season is behind us Dear Reader it is indeed time to get down to more important things.  Like spanking!  Our Hardworking Spanking Houses are putting their best face (or bottom so to speak) for this fledgling of a New Year.  We have a bunch of very hot new spankee’s and even one new spanking site.  So enjoy Dear Reader on The Spanking Updates of the week!

You already know that Your Humble Narrator has a thing for Redheads so let us indeed kick this week off in style with a brand new naughty girl by the name of Alice coming to meet our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian for her very first spanking.  At 22 years old and quite single she has had a fascination with spanking for quite a while and now she is about to experience it first hand.  Judging from the bruises on her bottom it is quite a painful introduction.  From Real Life Spanking

And for a treat at the beginning of this wonderful decade we have the beautiful Audrey Knight taking a trip to Clare Fonda’s abode.   Unfortunately she was indeed not there being detained by walking her 17 dogs and carted off by animal control as one of those crazy women who collect animals.  But a good spanking opportunity indeed cannot be wasted particularly with a girl with such curves as Audrey.  So Mr. Ford gets the enviable opportunity to put lovely Audrey over his knee on My Spanking Roommate. Also Available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Well it seems that Our friend Peter Schoober is out this week with a hand injury.  I have it on good sources that in a wild Champaign fuelled New Years celebration he attempted to spank the bronze statue of Lessing and broke a number of bones in his spanking hand.  Naughty girls of course deserve to be spanked with the dominant hand so we leave it up to Heidi and her expert use of the strap to punish Kristy who arrives in a particularly enticing pair of short shorts on Spanking Server.

Our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer continues spanking the ridiculously cute Kat St. James this week on Good Spanking with those cute little panties lowered and her even more cute bare bottom exposed.  She indeed seems quite pleased with herself getting the leather paddle.  Time to use something a little more umm substantial to heat that little ass up.

A Dear Reader pointed out that Your Humble Narrator was indeed incorrect (what a surprise) last week in pointing out that Riley was a new girl at Real Spanking.  This is indeed true Dear Reader for she got many the spankings prior to their wonderful new films and is happily back getting her bottom belted by Mr M.  Also Available though the better valued Real Spanking Pass

For the Angelina Fans out there (which I am indeed one) she once again finds herself over a lucky mans knee getting a good old fashion OTK hand spanking.  Not thrilled with such a punishment she indeed starts crying after even a few smacks on her panty lad rear end and blubbers considerably when she gets it on the bare bottom.  From Spanked Schoolgirl.

We have NEW Spanking site on our hands Dear Reader.  It is indeed called Spanking Family which touts itself as the first spanking soap opera.  It revolves around a divorced man that well umm.  Does quite a bit of spanking!  This indeed I can relate to!  So how come hot women don’t parade in and out of my place in need of their bottoms beat!  So much for reality television. 

This week on Bars and Stripes we have the newly retired Nikki Flynn getting her already missed bare bottom on a bed of feathers.  This is umm…  odd to say the least but this is indeed Nikki we are dealing with.  I am sure she has been in stranger situations. 

After some time off from the Holidays English Spankers is indeed back giving Sarah a bottom tanning this week.  This is of course Sarah From Spanking Sarah fame, getting what I think is a little harder spanking then she is typically used to.  But all the better my Dear Readers. 

I guess in the Europe unlike here in America they get alot of their household help from young girls from the former eastern block.  Which is indeed much better than here since we get all our help from middle aged ladies named Gracia who even if you managed to spank them they would probably return with their 29 cousins and give you a spanking with baseball bats.  Your Europeans have it so good.  From Strict Spanking

And finally for tonight we have our favorite Japanese spanking site Handspanking.  This young Japanese schoolgirl gets an OTK spanking from her mother for selling her panties to Japanese Businessmen for reasons which I do not want to know. 
 

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Yes Dear Reader this is what you have all been waiting for.  The 2009 Spanking Award for the Spankee of the year!  These Dear Reader are the girls that have delighted us week after week with their beautiful glowing bottoms. 

The girl you select Dear Reader will join a elite group of bare bottom beauties so think hard Dear Reader for your selection is indeed not a light one.  These girls work quite hard, more-so then any mainstream model.  Not only do they have to have the looks but the bottom as well (not to mention the pain tolerance of a spanking!)

So once again Dear Readers your vote counts.  Though the counts you see are not the real ones (Only I see them).  At this level the competition is fierce, so every vote counts. And of course if you don’t see your favorite girl here then it is your fault since the nominations have been open since before Thanksgiving.  Ample time to let your opinion be heard.  This of course is the final vote for the Red Buttocks awards.  Voting will be open until Sunday January 3rd.  The results will be announced after New Years on Mondays and Wednesdays until we are done

So good luck to all your spanked girls out there.  The nominations please…..

Chloe Elise (Courtesy of My Spanking Roommate)

Audrey Knight (Courtesy of Bad Tushy)

Amelia Jane Rutherford (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)     

Amy Hunter (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)

Abigail Whittaker (Courtesy of Girls Boarding School)

Samantha Woodley (Courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Pandora Blake (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Amber Pixie Wells (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Sarah Gregory (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Kami Robertson (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Once again good luck to all the girls thank you for a year of hard work and sore bottoms! 

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The silly season is officially upon us despite the best efforts of various retail stores who keep trying to start the Christmas season in the middle of August.  Now of course this is the busiest shopping day of the year when the unwashed masses trample one another to get their hands on the latest toy that their child won’t play with after a week.  What better way I ask to celebrate the birthday of the dude who got killed for suggesting how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other by yanking the last fake hamster out of the hands of  your fellow man?

Well for those of you, like I who utterly refuse to contend with the throngs of shoppers on this day lets reward your efforts with a little bit of Spanking!

Lets start the day out right with a classroom spanking given by none other than Ms Law.  Spanked on the bare bottom in front of the whole class our young lady is probably quite sorry for the disturbance she has caused. But then again anyone would be sorry for anything with their pants pulled down and bent over the knee.  From Bad Tushy

Ah the joy ladies show when one of their own gets a well deserved spanking in front of an audience.  Actually I often wonder how many of us though the years have witnessed a spanking of a friend, neighbor or relative. I would much like to hear those stories in the comments if you feel like sharing Dear Reader.  And if not it is indeed ok as Bronte gets her OTK spanking by the great David Pierson as her friend looks on.  From Punished Brats

From the size of the paddles that Dallas is using I am waiting for the day when he goes out to the back yard and uproots a tree to smack a naughty girls bottom.  On Dallas Spanks Hard this week the thing he is beating Audrey Knights ass with looks more akin to a cricket bat than a spanking paddle.  Which begs the question why there is no spanking in cricket.  Given it is a mind numbingly boring game so why not give it a little pizzazz? 

Firm Hand Spanking updated a little late last week so I was not able to show you their very attractive new spankee.  Susan Gilbert, the quintessential all American girl gets her very first spanking by the able John Ryan.  She has a perfect bottom for spanking might I add, with just the right amount of bounce to see the shock waves ripple across her fine ass.  Though she does sass throughout the spanking so perhaps John should think about a little harder spanking next time. 

I indeed have a feeling that Lila will be a very popular spankee for Real Spanking.  Now in her debut she mentioned that she was looking forward to her hand spanking, which she took with grace and gusto.  But the wooden paddle is of course another matter which leaves that incredible bottom of hers red and smarting.  Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Could it be?  Our hero Headmaster Tom has gotten his mojo back?  Of course if you are going to properly spank a girl sometimes you just have to do it yourself.   The strapping of Elin feels like the days of old for our dear Tom and his customers are raving about it in their comments section.  Now it is quite evident that Elin had never been spanked like this before, though I do hope it continues.  From Girls Boarding School

As the reports flow in during the day we have only spotty reports of violence among shoppers insistent in purchasing that perfect useless thing of the holidays.  Happily however no deaths.  So back to our spanking coverage with Nicole Reina getting an over the panties spanking at Northern Spanking for abusing her staff privileges at work!.   

Ah the English Schoolgirl, the embodiment of both innocents and mischief at least until they have their skirts thrown up, panties pulled down  and spanked by an older gentleman on the bare bottom.  Now this young brat concentrates quite intensely on just about anything other than the blows landing upon her buttocks, but as we all know eventually the spanking will get to you.  From HD Spank

The one winner no matter what the outcome of the silly season is will of course be the Chinese.  Though our endless desire for cheap crap and poisoned products we have managed to become beholden to the regime that not so many years ago we treated much like the less annoying brother of the North Koreans.  So I guess it is fitting that they find their way into spanking.  The only problem with that is the paddles they make tend to snap after the first use.  From Sound Punishment

Yet another full length classic spanking movie on 1st Choice Spanking this week.  I first came across this many moons ago when Your Humble Narrator was rather secretive of his nature.  Unfortunately this schoolgirl was a spitting image of a friend of mine’s girl, since she was English perhaps even the same one!  Years latter when I found my new found freedom and the respect of every male for running a spanking blog I showed it to him, and even he had difficulty determining if she was indeed simply a look alike or the real thing. 

And what indeed would the spankings of the week be without the beautiful bottom of the incredible Amelia Jane Rutherford getting a bare bottom OTK spanking during her incarceration in the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes

Now if this isn’t a Mexican standoff in Spanking Yours Truly doesn’t know what it.  Aside from taking turns spanking each other Sinn Sage and Dylan Rider position themselves so each one can spank the other at the same time.  Resulting in a cacophony of ouches.  From Spank Sinn

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Yes indeed Dear Reader it is time for that most scary of holidays Halloween.  Of course this is indeed not until tomorrow but since many of you will be reading this on Saturday why not kick it off early.  Besides who has time for spanking when one has to get up ever 3 minutes to hand out Candy.  But what may I ask do Spanko’s dress up as on Halloween.  For those who recieve spankings a schoolgirl or a naughty nurse will always do the trick.  For those of us (particularly men) its a little more difficult.  I would indeed find it hard to come up with a costume that conveys the thought of a Hairbrush.  But alas it is not dressing up we enjoy,  but spanking those who need to be spanked in those costumes.

So without further ado lets finish up the Spanking Updates Of the Week.  But first some Halloween Music. Hit it!

Lets start off with something that has nothing to do with Halloween Dear Reader!  Tina Tink getting a good bare bottom OTK Spanking in a Bikini from our Friend David Pierson on Punished Brats.  Now As I recall snow has already fallen in his area which of course would make the pool hopping that she is being spanked for quite cold.  But since I spent all summer bitching about how there were no bathing suit spankings I guess beggars cannot be choosers.  Let us just be thankful that it is not David in the Bikini for Halloween.

Now here is a novel Idea, A chain reaction spanking.  I spank you, you spank someone else etc,  Though I question how much leverage Snow can get on Dee Dee’s rear when she herself is over the knee getting spanked I will have to say it is indeed a novel idea. Particularly if you made a circle out of it thus creating a never ending spanking loop.  Though it might be problematic since the harder you spank the person in front of you the harder she might spank the next one, etc all the way around back to you.  Is this Game Theory for Spankos? From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

So a while back Your Humble narrator brought to you the review of The Time has Come finishing the epic mystery of where Dallas’s beloved Spanking timer went.  Audrey Knight of course stole it and subsequently destroyed it after she was a little ticked off at the spanking she got during Rawhide.  (she couldn’t sit down for a week).  Dallas of course was lost with his timepiece.  But he finally got himself together to take revenge for his little friend.  Well on Dallas Spanks Hard he is releasing the whole move in all its glory to show us what perhaps is the hardest spanking scene of the year.

I usually don’t show a update until I see some spanking going on,  But this is Irelynn Logeen Debut on Girls Boarding school.  As you have probably heard me say before she is incredibly cute and indeed a redhead (I am such a sucker for spanked fire crotches).  What does indeed bother me however what in the world would make a spanking site think its ok to post pictures of post spanking before they actually show the spanking!  Well it is GBS so I am sure we will see her wonderful bottom spanked before too long

Your Humble Narrator dressed up as a female once in his younger days and sorry to brag but I was HOT.  err let me rephrase that…. No,  I was hot.  In fact I would have spanked myself!  I even got hit on by a guy or two!  Unfortunately after a long hard night of drinking I had to attend an alcohol class the following day for getting caught for the heinous offence of “underage drinking” which is responsible for my dislike of all things Pennsylvanian (I don’t think it was even a crime in my beloved city).  Waking up of course late and hung-over I raced down to be tortured by 6 hours of DUI footage quite still in my makeup.  But I digress.  No matter Dear Reader,  I was indeed never approached the beauty of Abigail Whittaker or the Jacqueline Dubois whom she is being spanked by.  Jacqueline as you might remember won a Golden Buttocks award of Best Facial Expression during a spanking two years ago under (I think) the name Kristen Gold.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Speaking of things from the Keystone State,  It is the World Series!  Now typically Your Humble Narrator would suggest that the Bronx Bombers would indeed vanquish such an inferior team even though they were beaten like a redheaded stepchild the other night.  But the truth is I HATE baseball.  My father used to drag me to Yankee’s games throughout my childhood and I couldn’t stand it!  I finally had to tell him well into my teens rather gently as to minimize the hurt feelings  that I detest the sport.  This of course has nothing to do with the Scene at Spanking Online, since it indeed does take place across the pond where they have a yet similar silly game named after a bug.  Hey, come to think of it,  why don’t we see any spankings with a cricket bat, its flat,  made of wood,  Come on people! Also available though the better valued Spankpass

Well one thing that we have in common with our friends over in England is the almost desperate attempt to get out of Gym Class back when we were in school.  Of course now days this is almost a capital offence to combat “childhood obesity” which is a result of our fear of sending children out to play lest they get kidnapped or molested.  In fact I was reading an article how the writers friend proudly announced that is 15 year old son took is first bike ride to the park alone.  I think at 15 Dear Reader I was hitting the club scene.  And we wonder why our kids are fat.  Well this young girl attempted to escape such school silliness and gets a hard spanking from her father for it on 1st Choice Spanking

Who knew that my Muse Leia Ann Woods and my dear friends at Northern Spanking Lucy and Tony were into Modern Art!  Now back to Yours Truly distaste from all things Pennsylvanian, I once got thrown out of the Philadelphia museum of art! Quite by mistake of course Dear Reader, since I did not know that every piece of crap one saw was indeed “art” and they took unkindly to one of my friends spinning a bicycle wheel bolted to a stool which was apparently priceless “art” by someone who raided a junkyard.  Well if indeed I ever see a metal ball in the middle of the living room I will now know its is indeed for spanking.  From Northern Spanking

I really don’t mean to be culturally insensitive but if you have ever conversed with someone of Asian decent that does not have a firm grasp of the English Language,  this is exactly how I would imagine spanking them would occur!  Lilly the Chinese Exchange student is not quite up to how discipline occurs for naughty schoolgirls.  And indeed I am not sure she grasp the idea of spanking until she found herself over the knee with her panties down.  From Sound Punishment

My Muse, Leia Ann Woods and Rachel Lloyd getting another spanking in the Scottish Women’s Prison at Bars and Stripes

I guess the advantage of having a daughter in a private girls school is that they tend to have hot friends.  Particularly if they are into spanking! From Perfect Spanking

Well Your Humble Narrator is quite confused concerning the rules of the game since the winner usually spanks the loser.  But I guess when dealing with ladies of the caliber like Veronica Ford and Elise di Medici it would be quite advantageous to us spanking fans that after getting spanked the loser spanks the winner!  From Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics

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Sometimes Dear Reader, I wish I was into spanking men rather than women.  I would make writing The Spanking Spot so much easier.  Take for example the idiot of the week of the republican party Joe Wilson.  Now as you know Your Humble Narrator is not much for protocol.  But there is indeed some things one does not do, namely heckling the President of the United States in a joint address to congress.  I remember in probably one of the best WW2 miniseries Band of Brothers,  One of the lower officers was told,  you don’t salute the man,  you salute the rank.  This of course should be explained to our shit kicking congressman from South Carolina.  Even as much as I hated King George there is indeed some respect one must pay toward the office he held no matter what kind of moron holds it.  So while it does not delight me in the least our classless Joe should indeed be brought behind the woodshed and given a whooping as my southern friends call it. 

But now on to more delightful matters,  Naughty woman and the rest of the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin tonight with our friends over at Spanking Server and the Spanking Maestro Peter Schoober taking the cane to the lovely Sandra Sanchez and a rather pretty golden haired Oktoberfest girl.  And its only September Dear Reader! Now indeed leave it up to the Germans for this wonderful celebration featuring beer and beautiful busty women in outfits that indeed show off their curves.  The only thing that it indeed lacks is spanking!  I mean there are indeed brats of another kind and while they taste quite good it a quite poor replacement for the other type. Particularly in those dresses

It looks like Punished Brats has a new spanker, by the name of Rad Finch.  And he has quite the debut having the beautiful bubble butt  (and I mean that in the most flattering way) Lilly Page over his knee with her pants down.  But as much as a wonderful bottom Lilly has she is not much of a receptionist, which is indeed unfortunate for her, since Rad is an able and hard spanker. 

Monica has been acting up at the Real Spanking Institute earning her a good caning on some rather unflattering panties.  I must talk with Mr M about getting some panties that are more fitting for our quite attractive Schoolgirl.  (also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass)

While I don’t speak Russian the premise of this hard caning from Lupus Spanking is simple enough.  There is a butcher, he has a very attractive daughter and she indeed gets caned quite hard, hard enough to be spanked to tears.  Seems reasonable enough for me. 

We haven’t seen much of the lovely Sierra Salem as of late,  A spanked bottom well missed.  Well Firm Hand Spanking indeed corrects this for us Dear Reader.  Though I suspect this was shot some months ago since while summer has ended it is a little too early for snow.  (ugg I am thinking about snow already).  But Sierra’s bottom is welcome in all seasons Dear Reader,  and perhaps it is good she is getting spanked in the winter since the heat coming of her spanked bare bottom can heat the house. 

While I do prefer OTK there is nothing wrong with a good strapping right before bed to persuade a naughty girl to behave.  The strap in this case is a heavy leather one that is applied progressively harder to this poor girls bare bottom.  And while the name of the site does not suggest its a spanking site, I can assure you indeed that it is Dear Reader.  From Fetish Flixx

Dallas continues to give Audrey Knight her spanking in his website release of his incredible spanking movie Rawhide.  Using Your Humble Narrator’s namesake on her very red bottom of course delights me!  Plus none of this plastic hairbrush nonsense, If one is going to spank with a hairbrush then there is nothing like a good old fashion wooden one.  Now I am sure Audrey would much prefer a plastic one considering she is the one getting spanked with it.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

Ah the very naked Brandi gets a good OTK from the webmaster over at Spanking Teen Brandy.  That would definitely be a job perk that would keep Yours Truly on the Job.  This is also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Judging from the hand print in this next update from OTK Spank one does not question that this girl is getting spanked hard.  However when someone you are indeed spanking is smiling this can be problematic! This is of course since the spanking should be painful enough to thwart such an inappropriate reaction.  I would suggest that it is indeed implement time for this bare bottomed girl.

And Finally for tonight we have some finger pointing at Girls Boarding School, which appropriately results in both girls getting a spanking.  The first to get her bottom beating is the cute and quite unique looking Simone who is put over the knee and spanked appropriately on the bare bottom while her partner in crime the new soon to be spanked Carol watches.

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