I swear David Pierson must belong to some secret society of the perfect girls next door. Its either that or he has lots of hot female neighbors willing to get a spanking. Meet Bronte, who I am told that her unfortunate stage name is indeed being worked on. But that matters not, for she is far from the dinosaur that she sounds like! (Besides from my foggy memory of dinosaurs I do not believe that any of them were into spanking). Now with her first appearance on Punished Brats I believe they found yet another gem of a girl. No OTK hand spanking for her. Her first spanking on film is indeed a hard [...]
Ok, now the saga indeed continues. Our Friend Dallas of Dallas Spanks Hard, after burying his beloved spanking timer cruelly destroyed by the soon to be very sorry Audrey Knight has gotten himself together. Now given his instability has gotten to the point where he is indeed calling himself “Dog, The Spanking Hunter” but he has showered and shaved and no longer is harassed as a homeless person with an unnatural aversion to clocks. He heard though the grapevine his tormentor our Dear Audrey is indeed back in town. Can he find her, to exact his revenge. Something tells your Humble Narrator that this indeed will be one hell of a [...]
Ah Dear Reader I am indeed back, with some interesting tidbits from the spanking world that you indeed might have missed over the weekend. I think I will begin with Dallas’s dilemma. As I reported a couple of weeks ago, Audrey Knight was none to happy about the brutal spanking she received under the hand of Dallas on Dallas Spanks Hard. So being the spiteful girl she is, she decided to steal Dallas’s beloved spanking timer. Now as we all know our friend here is quite attached to his timer, and wandering around LA quite ragged looking shouting non-sequitur at random intervals, and crying uncontrollably whenever he saw a clock. So indeed I and many of his friends begged our sweet Audrey to return his beloved timer. When the box came to the door Dallas in anticipation sprinted to greet the mailman in anticipation of being reunited with his cherished spanking timer, only to be faced with the ugly truth. She indeed returned it Dear Reader, but apparently given it a cruel execution at the hands of a hammer for he only found bits of brass, glass and some sand of his precious time piece. Well Dear Reader in mourning wanting to his friends to pay their respects he indeed made a video of him putting it to its long needed [...]
Lets begin the second edition of The Spanking Updates of the week with Dallas Spanks Hard, Shall we Dear Reader. Now Dallas is releasing his spanking movie Rawhide on his site as of late as part of his regular updates. If you remember I was quite fortunate to review this incredible butt burning of Audrey Knight (Rawhide Movie review with Audrey Part one and Part two). Now given 60 bucks for the movie is a bit steep but considering what Dallas put into it I would argue its fair. But if Physical media is indeed not your thing (it really isn’t mine, I prefer to keep my spanking material virtual for safety sake). It is now available as part of his weekly download. I can say without a doubt Dear Reader should you be into incredibly hard spankings, then his indeed will be quite enjoyable. (well for everyone but [...]
The life of our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is riddled with pitfalls that only a dedicated spanker such as himself could appreciate. The very attractive Jolie is back for another one of her transgressions. Faced with yet another painful spanking she attempts to seduce our hero! But Triple A does not waver in his decision, a truly herculean task since many of us would cave to the thought of caressing that beautiful body of hers. Deciding that a hand spanking is not indeed enough our Hero brings out the leather paddle and the birch to teach this little nymph a [...]
Now Your Humble Narrator loses things all the time. Aside from telling me that I would indeed put my eye out my mother’s second favorite line was that I would probably lose my head if it wasn’t attached. This is still true today. I once lost my bosses kid once! (long story). Dallas emailed me the other day looking for his Spanking timer. Now knowing Dallas I can say he is somewhat umm.. Detail oriented. Making a misplacement of his spanking timer somewhat unlikely. This is interesting since I was indeed wondering why he wasn’t using it on his last naughty girl. Where oh where could it have gone. Well Dear Reader the mystery is solved. It seems that Audrey Knight didn’t exactly appreciate the incredibly hard spanking she got the last time she visited Dallas. So being the brat that she is she STOLE [...]
Title: Rawhide Starring: Dallas, Audrey Knight Produced By: Dallas
Written and Directed By: Dallas
Distributed by: Dallas Spanks Hard
Runtime: TBD
Price: $60
I am in a particularly foul mood Dear Reader. The reason for this is [...]