Well Dear Reader the dawn of a New Year is upon us.  2008 has brought us some amazing spanking.  So much so I have a feeling that 2009 will be the best yet for our little spanking community. In addition to it being New Years Day it is also Thursday which means of course its time for the spanking updates of the week.  So wipe the sleep out of your eyes, pop a couple of aspirin to nurse that hangover.  Put on the Twilight Zone Marathon which is inevitably showing on this laziest of Holidays.  And come see what kinds of spanking our hard working site owners have brought us for the new Year. 

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian rang in the new year with style this year by ringing the bottom of poor Sophia.  Mike drops in to check on Sophia whom he catches pleasuring herself.  A issue if I do say so myself.  To correct this transgression Sophia is to lie on the bed and have her bottom reddened with the hand.  From Real Life Spanking

As anyone whomever attended college knows that the approaching holidays means only one thing.  lots and lots of papers.  There was one year that I recall that between myself and my roommate we had to produce over 500 pages in little under a month.  Our floor was knee deep in paper and printouts.  Interestingly enough never once did I need to ask for an extension.  Well our dear green eyed Pixie Amber Wells for rather frivolous reasons has indeed requested a extension.  While the Teacher agrees he decides to teach her a lesson to ensure that this does not happen again.  From Punished Brats

Our Dear Clare Fonda has her latest spankee Alanah Rae go from getting her first adult spanking on Spanked Sweeties to a harder spanking on Spanked Call Girls.  Now I really shouldn’t say her first adult spanking since from what I have heard her actual mother spanked her all the way though high school.  While a bit extreme I am quite intrigued by the concept.

One of the Main Talents of the Coach when he was in the business was his ability to deliver consistently hard OTK handspanking.  I can remember a face shot of him spanking Jennifer years back as she took her ass beating and you could just tell that her ass was on fire due to the treatment she got.  Well this girl Blake with her teeth gritted and her ass red receives the same treatment with might a add just a few tears.  From Real Spanking or Real Spanking Pass

One of my favorite all time spankee’s (and I think long time retired) was an English Girl by the name of Johanna who worked for Xerotics a few years back.  She had a simple but beautiful look about her,  a very spankable bubble butt and delicate pale skin that allowed a spanker to admire his handiwork of a well spanked bottom.  This of course is a re-master but its quite a fine one on Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass or the 14 site spanking special)
 

One gets more flies with honey than with vinegar which seems to be lost on our inmate Honey at Bars and Stripes.  Guilty of generally irritating the general population and looking hot bent over a desk the Staff at the women’s boarding school decide to teach our poor Honey a lesson with various flavors of instruments. 

There are many reasons why one might want to spank Sarah Gregory.  She is attractive, the quintessential girl next door,  Perky but yet not annoyingly so. Yes Dear Reader there are many reasons, but spanked for a fashion Fopa is a new one.  Actually I find myself recently discussing various violations of fashion sense.  And this might be rather bad Dear Reader because Your Humble Narrator will happily wear stripes with plaid, White in the winter and corduroy after Memorial day.  Yes fashion is quite lost with Yours Truly.  So I really don’t feel comfortable critiquing someone else’s ensemble.  But then again as clueless as I am if I notice its issues.  An outfit really has issues.  From Good Spanking
 

I have been watching Dirty Spank for the past couple of weeks since I reviewed it.  I now know how they upkeep their ridiculously aggressive update schedule.  They buy classic (and some) unknown spanking material.  Actually they buy a shitload of it since they update like once a day.  So while its not “first run” material it definitely makes up for that on quantity.  As for quality,  they have one of my favorite spanking series of all time.  I never was able to find out who exactly this guy was but he was a short balding guy who got some very attractive women to go over his knee (and in some occasions engage in sexual activity).  This was a particular hot blonde that I remember from this weeks update

Normally if a site consistently delivered low quality video Your Humble Narrator would generally drop them from the Updates of the week.  I have not done this with Redneck Spanking  and there is a reason for that Dear Reader!  I am sure if I ventured out to start my own spanking pay site I would indeed make mistakes as well.  There is a learning curve associated with our little hobby.  But in all honesty that is really not the only reason Yours Truly continues to show you these guys.  The fact is I LIKE them.  They are nice,  they work hard and quite honestly I love their concept.  So I can tell you this,  there is no one I will root for more in 2009 for Most Improved Spanking Site.  But they have a long ways to go. 

And Finally for Tonight proof that our friends from the Land of the Rising Son have Spanking Parties just like the ones we have here in the states and the UK.  Well almost……. If you eliminate the men.  Which kind of sucks if you ask Your Humble Narrator.  But then again that’s really my cup of tea.  From Hand Spanking

Happy New Year Everyone,  May you have a Happy and Prosperous 2009

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I know Dear Reader that I am a day behind with The Spankings of the Week.  But fear not Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator has not abandoned thee.  No, as you can imagine I have spent the last two days visiting loved ones and stuffing my face with dead fowl flesh much to the delight of my taste buds and to the dismay of the unfortunate tasty bird and PETA.  I thank all you who wrote to express your approval for Arlo.  But I am now back,  so I figure I would take time this Saturday to complete (although a bit abridged) Spanking Updates of the week!.

There have probably have been only a handful of women in this day and age that have experienced a ass beating while restrained in the stocks.  I honestly would have to think this is the most humiliating and frustrating of punishments.  Unlike the traditional spankings where the spankee is restrained by the spanker.  One in the stocks can only look forward and can only listen for the quiet swoosh of the whatever implement that is in use before they feel the stinging pain when contact is made.  Couple this with the traditional application of getting this treatment in the town square (although clothed historically) I can imagine the frustration and humiliation that such a treatment could cause.  Thankfully our Dear Friend Karl is a master at stock designs.  If our penal system ever decides to apply sane principles and uses this form of punishment for minor offences rather then costing the taxpayer 100’s of thousands to incarcerate a pot smoker.  Karl would have a very lucrative career constructing such things all around the country.  From Spanking Server
 

I have a confession to make Dear Reader.  I absolutely love stereotypes.  I know that is a horrible thing to say but they are just so much damn fun.  Of course we know that all southerners don’t engage in marital relations with relatives.  Of course all Republicans are not rabid Jesus freaks.  And of course we know Tom does not sound like a bizarre version of prison guards of Hogan’s Hero’s.  But dammit it would be so much fun if these were true!  This next scene on Bad Tushy illustrates the great stereotype of the Guido.  They can be observed on the Jersey coastline in the summer wearing wife beaters and shouting obscenities for no particular reason.  Now there is no evidence Dear Reader that they are more or less inclined to spanking then the rest of us.  But if they were this is what one of them spanking their girlfriend for smoking would look like. 

I am going to rename this blog to The Amelia Jane Rutherford Spot and Other assorted spankings.  Does this girl ever take a break?  Yes she is incredibly hot,  Yes we would all give a body part in order to spank her perfect bottom.  YES She is getting a spanking in Your Humble Narrator’s favorite position (OTK with her legs pinned between the spankers, arm pinned behind the back).  But does every other post have to be of the lovely Ms Rutherford?  Well I guess we will be seeing her alot on Firmhand Spanking because they are starting another series entitled Diva Bodyguard starring our ubiquitous Amelia. 

I love the play on words from Northern Spanking.  This is entitled 28 strokes Later!  I can assure you that even if Wynter Sky turned into a gibbering flesh eating zombie by the sickness I still would happily spank her.  She looks fantastic in this new shoot by northern spanking featuring her Rear and numerous implements. 
 

Lets move on to a little Female spanking female action.  The latest full movie from Fetish Flixx entitled Timing and Discipline gives us a view into a mother spanking her two daughters for whatever reason.  Shiny red bottoms abound as the girls nurse their bruised bottoms ensuring whatever their infraction they will not be committing it again anytime soon. This is also available in the 14 spanking site special

Yours Truly must have learned something as a child that many spankee’s seem to be unaware of.  In this case the girls at the Female Reformatory at Bars and Stripes.  You can feign sickness with skill and convincing behavior but once someone decides to stick a thermometer up your rear,  your pretty much done for.  Besides as unpleasant as the thermometer placement is the spanking that will inevitably follow is will be even more unpleasant. 

Finally we have an update from Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Retro Site. Good Spanking Classics.  Here we have a spanking fight break out among girls with the high hair and shoulder pads that marked the great decade of the 80’s

I know our updates are a bit light this week.  But it is a holiday weekend for us in the US.  I am sure we will be back to normal next week.

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We start off with a very special spanking on this fine Friday morning.  Dallas The Man with the Iron hand meets Amelia The Girl with the Perfect Ass.  Now mind you Dear Reader, That Amelia Jane Rutherford came to visit Dallas once before early in her now famous career.  But I think she learned her lesson with our Dear Dallas the first time he spanked her.  Since she was in the states trying out for a cheerleading position this time.  One of Dallas’s friends gave him the lowdown on how she was behaving so he decided to visit her at her audition.  With some creative use of the cane and of course his punishing OTK hand spanking.  Amelia is less than pleased.  The other thing to mention,  I know she is acting fearful in many of these scenes.  But when she goes over his knee she looks honestly afraid of what is going to befall her bottom. I guess she remembers how much Dallas’s Spankings hurt. On another note,  do we really need a Spanking Of the Week post this week? It simply doesn’t get better than this  From Dallas Spanks Hard.

We have the first of the new gals out on Firm Hand Spanking!  Alison Miller the attractive and mouthy redhead is here for her very first spanking.  Alison’s response to getting spanked?  “I wasn’t sure what to expect,” admits Alison. “Who knew a spanking could sting that much! Ouch!” .  The “Rock” panties are a nice touch.  They make a good target.    Perhaps I spoke too soon on The Spanking of the Week.  The Spanker while not my preference sex wise does a DAMN good job at giving our Poor Alison her first spanking.  I applaud thee,  she even manages to make Alison’s bottom the same color as her hair!

I am a little early for our beloved Spanking Server update this week. So with keeping with our cheerleading theme This is their latest picture update with Karl showing us he indeed knows how to spank a bottom soundly OTK.  The odd thing is I wasn’t even aware they had Cheerleaders in Europe! 
 

This week is apparently turning out to be a week of Male spanking Female cornucopia,  much to the probable delight of my long time Dear Reader Dan N.  These are two unknowns from Bad Tushy.  You know Bad Tushy runs some hardcore sites where alot of these models end up cross filming.  So I would be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that these are primarily Adult models that agreed to get spanked.  Now normally (if this is even true) I would say this is a bad thing since those new to this hobby of ours tend to run away when spanked quite hard.  No such thing here Dear Reader.  Unless that leather paddle is made out of foam this girl gets one hell of a spanking. 

I am convinced our friends across the pond are trying confuse your poor Humble Narrator.  between  a Dutch girl getting spanked by the name of Irelynn and Pandora with her multiple boyfriends I have become quite befuddled Dear Reader.  But at least we all know that Amy Hunter’s cooking is somewhat lacking. (she is from the UK after all).  So her time in the kitchen tends to be limited.  Since her significant other now has a whole other room that has become completely useless he might as well us it to spank poor Amy in.  From Northern Spanking Institute
     

Clare Fonda and Dallas must be Neighbors.  If they are not,  they should be since it would be unlikely for either of them to irritate the other with loud smacks and yelping girls.  Now I already know they are located in the same general area since when a model wants to make the west coast spanking tour they visit one and then the other.  As a result these two tend to release the same girl at the same time.  Now Dallas,  Clare.  There is this thing called email.  If you email each other the dates your going to publish the same girl perhaps you can stagger it a week or two.  Don’t get me wrong I love Ms Rutherford,  but she is ending up in every other post and I simply can’t help myself from posting her yet again!  From Girl Spanks Girl

Now this is what I’m talking about!  Get Tom up,  pop the man with stimulants and anti-depressants and get him back to work!  Naughty girls 24 hours a day can’t be all that bad.  Beverly Bacci and Abigail Whittaker draw poor Tom’s wrath and Beverly is put over his knee.  From Girls Boarding School.

Our “It” girl is back this week on Bars and Stripes.  After her  handspanking she is probably more than sick of being “IT” and wish someone would come and take “IT” .  But alas Dear Reader no one would take “IT” and after being spanked by yet another “IT” it will be quite hard to “SIT”

I believe our Dear Clare Fonda has invented a new party game Dear Readers!  Its called Spanking Twister!  From My Spanking Roommate

Mistress Bliss,  Yet another very attractive southern girl that Spanking Bare Butts has brought in to spank the perpetually naughty Bryanna.  Lets hope in addition to Bryanna’s spanking Ms Bliss gets one of her own.

And finally for tonight Dear Reader a ode to Butt plugs.  Butt Plugs are quite useful during a spanking.  First it gives one a target to spank around (you don’t want to smack that thing in deeper do you?).  Second if inserted properly it almost stun’s a girl for a few minutes allowing you more time to start the spanking off properly.  Clare takes care of this for us on Spanked Call Girls.
 

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Lets see Dear Readers.  What have we for you today.  Now I did mention that I was trying to quit smoking yesterday.  But Fear Not Dear Reader,  Your Humble narrator has not quite reached his quit date.  Thus this will not be a dissertation on why Nicotine is indeed the best thing that man has ever come across.  But Today is Friday. and it is indeed time for the Spanking Updates of the Week!

I can honestly say that Your Humble Narrator have been yelling at poor Clare Fonda to get this next update up.  This is Krissy Capri,  Yes she is petite, Yes she is probably in need of a good sandwich.  This of course means that Yours Truly is instantly smitten with this girl who gets her first spanking ever.  From Spanked Sweeties
 

The always defiant and a pouty face that could kill our lovely Samantha Woodley gets hers.  As you might recall Michaela and she were to open a nightclub for their boss.  Instead they had a private party.  Now normally you would just fire such wayward employee’s but spanking them is just way more fun. Nice boots by the way! From Firm Hand Spanking

Whitney got a cool new shirt.  ironically it has THE HUN.com emblazoned all over it.  Her teacher (played by the wonderful Ms Law)  interested in internet marketing decides to look up the site.  Now for any of you out there that have perused internet porn in the past The Hun probably needs no explanation.  Its one of the biggest Porn TGP directory sites out there.  Shocked what her student was inadvertently advertising in school.  Ms Law decides to teach poor Whitney a lesson about checking out the company before you become a walking billboard.  From Bad Tushy

Now what have we here Dear Reader,  Yet another lovely girl on Northern Spanking I apparently missed.  And in one of your humble narrator’s favorite outfits.  Jeans.  Well Dear Reader it doesn’t take long for the Jeans to come off and giving poor Ingrid Bose a Bare Ass Spanking.  Now to get back to the update in question Dear Reader.  It is never a good idea to get a spanking for your disagreement on how to cook a chicken.  There are more important things to spank about. 

Elizabeth Simpson gets a trip back to school on Spank My Bottom (Via Spankpass).  The great thing about this video is that she still looks damn good in a school uniform.
   

When it comes to butt naked girls,  there is nothing like a girl in her Birthday suit lying in bed waiting for a gentleman to spank her already bare bottom.  Now our Dear Tom lives with almost constant temptation at Girls Boarding School.  But as we have come to expect when a punishment is needed.  Tom stays focused on the task at hand and saves his fantasies for later. 

Oddly I have never gotten being “IT”.  Perhaps that is because Dear Reader that Your Humble Narrator has indeed never been “IT” unless you count playing tag rather pathetically.  In fact Dear Readers I usually only refer to people as “IT” after one of my friends insists on showing me his new born to which I ask respectably “What is it?”  Well Rachel, ironically an inmate at our favorite Women’s correctional center at Bars and Stripes is quite the “IT” girl.  Needless to say the warden doesn’t take to kindly to this and decides to spank the “IT” our of her

I think I have said this before but Your Humble Narrator tends not to go for the Lesbian scenes.  Though for some reason I love saying the work LESBIAN! But I digress.  For those who enjoy LESBIANS SPANKING! each other with this update I think I can see where your interest comes from.  Now of course I have gotten started thus I will probably be shouting LESBIANS! at random intervals for the next week.  From Spank Sinn

The girl with the Amazing eyes is back on Spanking Bare Butts.  In probably one of the most amazing outfits I have ever had the pleasure laying eyes on.  Now this time instead of putting poor Bryanna over her knee the tables are delightfully turned.  Jeez that girls eyes are stunning!

Now Dear Readers, I wonder.  After you give your gal a good hard bare bottom spanking.  Do you “make up”  and give her a bit hug to reassure her after her punishment.  Well My Favorite Firecrotch, Amber apparently needs this reassurance even with her bottom on fire.  From Spank Amber

Girls have a tendency to lollygag.  To my married readers, How many times have you been ready to go for 3 hours while your lovely wife decides she needs to clean the house and dye her hair  as you sit in the car with the engine running and perhaps a small group of whining children.  Yes Dear Reader, If you want to be on time please do not include a female (with no offence to my Female Reader of course) .  These girls from SpankCamp have once again spent way too much time blow-drying their hair and gossiping when they could have joined the camp activities. 

Your Humble Narrator has a “thing” for overalls.  Ask me not why since I really don’t understand it myself.  Actually I am desperately trying to get my girlfriend to don her pair but to no avail.  But in the interest of somewhat unique “interests” when it comes to the female form if your out there,  leave a comment please! or just email me.   If there are any of those who share my interest well here is one from the retro spanking site, Good Spanking Classics.
 

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I am sure Dear Reader, like Your Humble Narrator you are quite exhausted this week from watching your future swirl around the drain that we call the stock market.  Now obviously I wish not to remind you that the house of cards which we were bamboozled into buying into is falling down around us.  Interestingly no one seems to know why.  But that is besides the point.  I have a solution Dear Reader!  We should start trading futures on spanked bottoms.  Why might you ask?  Well first of all there would be no complicated derivatives (how could you section off part of a bottom.  “I want the crack!”, “I want the left cheek” etc).  Second of all you would know exactly how to value a well spanked ass by the color it turns.;  To keep it all honest,  We would have a auditor inspect each and every trading rear (I humbly volunteer Dear Reader if only to put transparency in the system) for signs of wear and tear and to hedge against the  possibility the bottom would fall off thus making it worthless.  The advantage of this spanking trading model is that it is highly unlikely that all the models bottoms would fall off all at once thus causing a crash.  Plus as a further measure we could demand to see the models financials to look for any indication of a large purchase of duct tape. 

I will have to say it would make trading alot more interesting on the floor of the exchange.  Now Dear Reader off to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Well the head of Leman Brothers got punched in the face by one of his (former) employee’s the day the company went Bankrupt.  While a understandable sentiment I wonder if a spanking would suffice for some of the female CEO’s of recently failed companies.  There are none!  And I would never torture poor Karl with someone of the same sex to spank (Besides these are some of the homeliest bunch of CEO’s I have ever seen).  Karl instead (quite enjoyably might I add) instead deals justice on 7 beautiful naughty girls.  The girl in the OTK must be new since Karl uncharacteristically goes soft on her bare bottom.  But Kelly in the schoolgirl uniform gets no such break.  From Spanking Server.

Oh how I missed Mood Castings the past 2 weeks.  But they have indeed returned Dear Reader to offer us yet another lovely lady who wants to try out for Mood’s wonderful Movies on Mood Pictures.  This is 21 Year old Sophie who has indeed been spanked before by a boyfriend.  She comes to Mood though a Agent (They have spanking agents?) and she wishes to challenge herself.  This Dear Readers has got to be one of the hardest caning’s I have ever seen.  Poor Sophie is in tears by the 7th stroke, but somehow she gets though all 50.  The welts to tell you the truth was a little even to much for me,  ruining Mood’s casting couch when she sits down upon it. 

Last week I was saying it was somewhat odd that Kay Richards had the power and strength to spank the much bigger Alyssa Dior.  Well things this week Dear Reader, are how they should be.  While I am pretty confident I could restrain the naked Kay,   if in the unlikely event that Alyssa shows up at my doorstep wearing that outfit,  I just might be brave enough to try to take her over my knee.  The black eye’s that would inevitably result would be well worth it.  From Girl Spanks Girl
  

Firm Hand Spanking has the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford in just about every model’s dreaded spanking (at least all the ones I’ve talked to)  position ever!  The Diaper Position!  To make matters worse she gets it with a thick and rather rugged razors strap.  Also on a side note Firm Hand (as a testament on how much they are in to spanking) also has the full movie of those students down south who got paddled by the Principle.  Nice touch. 

I have to find out where Bad Tushy films.  I respect any place in the world that can find hot girls who take a spanking and say “Fuckin” at least 100 times per clip.  The only people I have ever known who can do that are from Jersey or Minneapolis.  I mean it is really quite impressive to be able to  write a script and fit that many “Fuckin”’s in a 4 minute clip while spanking a struggling girl!  Quite a gift indeed Dear Reader.  I declare this the winner of Spanking while saying “Fuckin” as many times as humanly possible spanking clip of the week!

The moral of this story for my Lady Readers is .  Don’t spank another female undeservingly.  Particularly when there is a rather large man in the house to give you the same treatment.  From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass)

Ok this is SO not right!  Leia Ann Woods is mine!  Mine I tell you!.  Now this guy not only has the opportunity to spank the women of my dreams but she poses with him too!  An Outrage I tell you Dear Reader!  I am indeed going to have to have a word with Lucy and Paul to keep that creature away from men!  Now please excuse me while Your Humble Narrator goes and weeps himself to sleep.  From Northern Spanking
  

Bryanna’s Husband is a semi lucky man.  While he has a hot southern naughty wife that needs a good spanking now and then.  His wife invites all of these very hot girls over to his house to spank her yet the poor man never gets to spank any of these ladies.  What is indeed good for the goose is for the gander Dear Reader.  Who says Bryanna lets her husband spank some of these women.  Particularly this girl with some of the most beautiful and stunning eyes I have ever seen. From Spanking Bare Butts

You know,  I have known the Precious Adele Haze since Your Humble Narrator started The Spanking Spot.  And in the two years I have known her I have never noticed that she has (or had) braces. Now as a Native of the UK I know they are mandatory unless your the heir to the throne or Tony Blair. But how odd Dear Reader since while dating a vanilla girl with braces invites all sorts of cataclysmic possibilities to the average male.  Spanking however does not! And of course it kind of adds to the fantasy of a schoolgirl.  But Adel the schoolgirl has graduated into a life of crime.  I just wonder why she reports to prison in a ballerina Dress.  From Bars and Stripes

Writing lines was never a big punishment in the States.  Most of us were wondering what Harry Potter was doing when the teacher told him to write “lines” with her magic pen.  In the area where Your Humble Narrator grew up we didn’t even have detention which may explain my complete distaste for authority and republicans.  Pretty much the only tools at the schools disposal was a note sent home (which was quickly intercepted) and in and out suspension (you get to sit in a room and entertain yourself or if your lucky stay at home).  My Southern Brethren were not so lucky I am sure they would have killed to be punished by the magic pen,  as the strap and paddle were used quite liberally.  Well our Dear all suffering Tom shows us how to combine the two on Girls Boarding School.
 

On Chelsea Pfeiffer’s New Site we get a new update!  Sinn from Spank Sinn is indeed spanked.  The title is called Spanked and Fucked.  Our Dear Chelsea has indeed promised us there will indeed be an appendage at some point.  For now just enjoy the spanking. 

Ah the girl known as Stanton.  The spankee with a sort of chipmunky sort of cuteness to her.  In the true High Definition Spanking Clip called Need it Hard, she goes both over the knee and takes the cane for her transgressions and looking so as cute as a small woodland animal.  From HD Spank.
 

Your Humble Narrator used to go to a shrink (yea big surprise).  One day I asked the shrink what happens to the money I give him for listening to my pathetic problems and offering even more pathetic solutions.  He responded that he feeds his family, pays for his hour etc.  After thinking about this a little bit, I canceled all the appointments, and used the money I used to give him on a weekly basis to learn how to fly.  Veronica Ford is not so lucky for after figuring this tidbit on knowledge Sharon Cane spanks her into submission.  From Good Spanking Classics.
   

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