So the US open has ended this week in my beloved city. Unfortunately your humble narrator is not much for tennis, but indeed appreciates the short skirts the girls wear. It seems of course this sport is designed for spanking! The skirts cut just below the upper thigh and lots of people carrying around rackets. What indeed could encourage a good spanking than such things Dear Reader. To add to it this year we saw a naughty girl yelling at a judge. Now given Serena Williams will probably end up putting all but the strongest spankers over her knee but a good spanking is indeed quite fitting for her behavior rather than a $10,000 fine. So to make the sport more interesting I propose the following. First the loser of each game is paddled on the court by the number of points she loses by. Second a bare bottom OTK spanking is given at the end of each match to the loser. Finally any threats against the judge will be met with the strap at center court bent over the net. Now that is a sport Your Humble Narrator can get [...]
Well Dear Reader 40 Years ago this week Man walked on the Moon. There was certainly no spanking going on there of course (and if there was, to tell you the truth I really wouldn’t have wanted to hear about it since they were all men who hadn’t washed for 4 days). But as Humans slowly become a space faring race us Spankers have to start thinking about the problems about spanking our pretty young women beyond earths confines. This of course poses many challenges, for example how to keep the bare bottomed girl securely over your knee in zero gravity! One cannot spank if the naughty lady keeps floating away. Spanking even in low gravity such as the moon raises questions, since you weigh less does that mean one needs to spank harder to realize the same effects as a spanking on earth? Well Dear Reader luckily we have time to ponder these and other questions. For now however we can enjoy spanking in the more earthly realm on the Spanking Updates of the [...]
Chelsea Pfeiffer getting a spanking onscreen is few and far between, that of course makes it all that more special. Which brings me to another issue altogether. I had to look up in my interview with her if she gets spanked by her husband. (she does). Which incidentally makes Your Humble Narrator hate the blameless gentleman out of pure jealousy. You see Dear Reader, Its hard not to be hot when one is 18. But time indeed takes it toll on all of us (hey I was 140 pounds when I was 18 and I had hair, beautiful hair!). But someone that age (she is 48 now I think) looking good enough that any 20 something would be drooling after her is indeed a feat. So Mr.Pfeiffer my hat off to you, you luck [...]
Welcome Dear Reader to the Spanking Updates of the Week! Before we begin just a bit of housecleaning. As you know I like to keep to a schedule. Like myself I am sure you have quite a busy schedule so why should I Dear Reader make you come and check my site guessing day after day to get the best spanking that is out there! So anyone that has been reading The Spanking Spot for any length of time knows that The Spanking Updates of the Week are indeed posted Thursdays and Fridays. Well we are going to change that a Bit. I fear that having 24 updates in two days is a bit overwhelming for you Dear Reader. So for the foreseeable future I just wanted to remind you that the second spanking update will move to Saturday 8 AM sharp. That way you’ll have two full days to digest the first group of spankings before having to move on to the [...]
Well Dear Reader I have read that due to the shrinking of our Y chromosome the Male species will be extinct in a little under 5 million years. How sad for the ladies in those times since who will be available to spank them? What indeed a horrible thought! So in order to save our [...]
Your Humble Narrator does not think smart phones are very smart. In fact Dear Reader I have absolutely no use for a smart phone. What I really want is a Spanking Phone. Just how smart do these people think these phones are when they can’t tell you a simple thing like who around you wants [...]
It looks like our friend Peter Schoober has been a busy bee this week, thus let us start our spanking extravaganza with him. Karl has been busy spanking another gaggle of beautiful girls for our pleasure this week. Its quite amazing to me that he does not have carpel tunnel syndrome from the repetitive [...]