Well Dear Reader the Winter Olympics are upon us and sadly there is no spanking competition included in the venue.  I would indeed have to think that if we ever get such a wonderful sport added it should indeed be included in the winter rather than the summer Olympics.  The summer is simply too hot for delivering a good hard spanking and indeed Dallas’s perspiring punishments would indeed benefit from the cooling temperatures. 

This year’s non spanking Olympics are to be held in Vancouver this year,  another thing I found odd since anyone I have ever known who went there says it rains pretty much all the time and everyone is constantly stoned.  Which might indeed be a place for me to visit some day.  But of course the conservatives of that country have been trying to import the incredible waste of money the War on Drugs has given their neighbors to the south despite not one iota of proof that a little weed that grows naturally is indeed addictive.  It might of course make one stupid,  a arguably true statement but considering the combined IQ of our leaders that came up with the brilliant idea to outlaw a plant it might dumb us down a bit to their level. 

But as we hotly anticipate the opening of the 2010 winter Olympics (rumor has it they are going to light a giant spliff with a flaming arrow and O Canada will be performed by Bob and Doug McKenzie) you of course can bide the time with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Now last week I suggested that our Dear Clare Fonda needed a good hard spanking for failing to turn in her updates on time.  Alas someone took notice!  Now she apparently mouthed off to James Mitchell since in addition to her bare bottom spanking she gets a mouthful of soap!  Such a shame, considering she looks like she has been working hard on her find bottom since it looks quite toned in those little ruby red panties.   From Spanked Callgirls or the 4 site Clare Spanking Pass.

Our Dear Little redhead Irelynn Logeen has managed to cross Headmaster Tom’s ire this week on Girls Boarding School.  Looking almost angelic getting an OTK Spanking over her white pants they of course quickly come down as our hear attempts to make that fine bottom of hers match the color of her hair. 

Our friend Peter Schoober is back after recovering from his unfortunate incident with his Toyota and a herd of goats Dear Reader.  Reportedly stating that the unfortunate goats were indeed delicious even after they were Toyota bumper flavored he is indeed ready to get back to his spanking duties.  Picking out one his favorite (and mine) little shorts for the naughty schoolgirl Kathy to be spanked in (where indeed are these schools that require such attire!) her bare bottom is soon exposed to get a taste of the paddle from our superior spanker.  From Spanking Server

Our Lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer is indeed a multi talented woman.  Aside from being a premiere spanker, a top notch interior decorator (Clare take note), Cat lover, Zombie survivalist and cook she is also quite the gardener.  Now being one myself there is indeed no more aggravating thing than to have ones plants pilfered by someone without asking.  I too find this behavior strange since I have yet to meet a Gardner who would not share their bounty if asked.  In fact most of us feel its quite a complement!  So imagine our Dear Chelsea’s horror as she found her neighbor stealing her fine herbs.  Now given faced with an zombie apocalypse she might not be inclined to share but indeed throngs of undead are no where to be found.  Thus a Spanking is in order.  Ariel X is just lucky she didn’t use the garden sheers!  From Good Spanking

I was reading a advice column the other day and a rather clueless parent wrote in.  She told of receiving an antique Liquor cabinet fully stocked as a gift.  Now being the rather pervasive drinker I am,  Your Humble Narrator of course salivated at such a fine present.  But the clueless parent didn’t see this gift as a good thing since she had “teens” in the house and how was she going to prevent them from enjoying this fine gift.  Now as we all know once a child hits 16,  they will rabidly seek out liquor and down it with abandon before one can do anything about it!  In fact I hear Mothers Against Drunk Driving is trying to ban all liquor stores in 7 miles of a teen since their keen sense of smell will drive them insane at the sweet aroma of wine.  Now oddly enough I knew a girl back when who indeed raided her father’s stash.  Unfortunately for her while she did noticed the lines drawn on the bottles they were considerably below the contents.  What she didn’t know is that her father drew the lines with the bottle upturned!  Thus caught she confided in me that she wouldn’t ever be doing that again considering the ramifications of which are vividly illustrated below.  From Spanking Family

Another girl who’s parents weren’t as clueless as our advice seeking fools was Derek’s parents whom she explained on Girl Spanking Girl spanked her well into her mid-teens.  Which probably suggested to her that she might refrain from drinking her parents alcohol.  Or perhaps if the parents had the respect of the teens they might tell them politely that they are not to tough it.  Those things tend to work of course.  Else a plastic spoon (wooden is of course better) on the bare bottom is also a rather effective deterrent.  From Spanked Sweeties

Elizabeth Simpson is on Fetish Flixx this week and gives her old man a bit of a struggle to avoid her well deserved spanking.  And why not? Since it is indeed probably the hardest spanking I have ever seen her get on her bare buttocks.  Now I can imagine why since she managed to run up a 700 pound phone bill (that’s like $1600 in real money) which would cause any of us to give her a spanking she would remember.  And indeed it is hard enough for her to remember. 

Lisa has come back to our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian for a good hard bare bottom OTK Spanking this week.  She apparently missed the discipline that he gave her and for her return he gives her probably the hardest spanking she has received.  From Real Life Spanking

Dancer is well… A Dancer!  With her well defined curves and rather spankable bottom she gets the cane for not studying her routine this week on English Spankers

Anna has come to Rough Man Spank for a good hard bare bottom whipping of course tied to their rough signature bench.  She does pretty well for all intents and purposes for a girl with her pants down and getting whipped. 

And Finally for Today I have absolutely no idea what is going on here at Handspanking this week and its highly unlikely that I can make up a more amusing weird and wonderful story than whatever gets this girl a spanking from her student. 

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Welcome back Dear Reader.  This of course been an interesting week.  You see a federal court this week ruled that the police actually need a reason to use a taser on you.  How kind of them Dear Reader!  I am indeed sure that the “Don’t taze me bro” dude is quite happy. Now personally I believe the police should end all disputes by dragging you out in public and giving the difficult  person a bare bottom spanking.  I would argue indeed that there would be considerably less angry cops out there.  But indeed the court decision is encouraging since while I support the police for the most part they have indeed become quite taser happy lately using it on grandmothers and 10 year old girls alike. 

But this is indeed not called the Tazer spot, but The Spanking Spot and today is of course Thursday which means it is time to start the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets Begin this week with our lovely Clare Fonda on Spanked Sweeties who has apparently been quite naughty this week.  Used to being the one with the naughty girl over her knee the tables are turned when she awakens her friend Steve Fuller from a peaceful slumber earning her a bare bottom spanking of her own.  Also though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Peter is indeed still out with his horrific hand injury.  It turns out that he managed to dent the metal statue of Lessing he tried to spank and the police are now looking intensely for a white male with  a broken hand and an odd fondness of spanking statues.  But fear not Dear Reader for Peter is holed up just waiting for this to blow over.  Which of course leaves our Dear Heidi to do the spankings.  Perhaps Peter will decide to spank her for encouraging such a folly.  From Spanking Server

There is no doubt in my mind that Chelsea Pfeiffer was spanked quite often growing up.  Why might you ask?  Well Dear Reader her house is spotless.  I mean you could eat off the floor.  Now your humble narrator hasn’t the slightest idea how to clean and I would highly suggest not eating off my floors for fear of whatever horrible things are lurking there.  In fact as I have a particular girl over my knee she tends to lecture me concerning the filth that she sees while staring at the floor which indeed doesn’t do much for the mood.  From Good Spanking

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian seems to have an issue with snow.  You see the mischievous Julie threw a snowball at him!  Now unlike the police in my nations capital his first reaction was to drag her inside and give her a good bare bottom spanking rather than drawing a weapon.  Still a bit of overreaction if you ask me but considerably more reasonable than our capital officer’s reaction.  From Real Life Spanking.

It used to be Dear Reader that if you got caught shoplifting your parents would march you down to the store, make you either give back or pay for the item and when you got home you got one hell of an ass whooping.  Now days they want a minimum wage worker to  search everyone’s bag who indeed has no idea that he or she cannot force you to show him the contents of your purchase.  Fortunately for us there is still the old school element which our young Helen is about to find out is quite painful.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

I would really like to hear some stories from our Spanking Houses in our comments section concerning how many times a naughty girl they hired simply freaked out or ran screaming once they started to spank her.  I suppose the lure of money and perhaps a overconfidence of the sensitivity of one’s tushy.  Well our Dear Girl at Rough Man Spank was indeed one of them going from a party girl type of mood to crying when she felt the first sting of the cane.   

We haven’t seen Jessica From Spanking Teen Jessica for a while.  But rest assured she is indeed still being naughty (or Real Life Spanking hasn’t run out of footage of her bare bottom punishments)  But does it matter?  I mean in the realm of things she is indeed still quite spankable and quite unhappy about getting a OTK paddle spanking (one of my favorites).  Also Available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

On the new Spanking site Spanking Family we have a young female getting the cane for reasons of course unknown. But of course the reason is irrelevant Dear Reader since her bottom is indeed being spanked

the ubiquitous Google has indeed become enraged.  You See Dear Readers the Chinese seems to have launched some sort of cyber attack and tried to steel information.  Google responded with un-censoring their search results for that country “YAY”  Perhaps my Dear Readers from China now can see some good hard spanking like this update from Fetish Flixx

You know I have no idea what the obsession with white couches are in the spanking community.  A good number of spanking houses have them which indeed is quite puzzling due to the chaotic nature of the reaction to a spanking of a girls bottom.  If spanked to hard not only does a girls bottom get red but on occasion there is a bit of blood which of course will never come out of a white sofa.  Thankfully our friends at English Spankers do not have to replace their sofa but Sarah gets spanked hard none the less. 

A Blast from the past on Caned Schoolgirls with Kristen Gold showing why she won the Best Facial Expression during a spanking in 2007.
 

And Finally for today (I am indeed rather tired Dear Reader) we have our runner up for Most improved spanking site Handspanking!  This week we have yet another F/f spanking.  You see this sister managed to lose a small yellow creature that lives in a ball and can only be summoned by young ladies with impossibly large eyes.  When the creature is released of course it fights equally bizarre creatures that live in small balls and saves ones grandpa. 

Until Tomorrow

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This is of course off the topic of spanking Dear reader but My Mailman hates me.  Mind you that Your Humble Narrator has been nothing but nice to the guy but for the fact that I simply never pick up my mail.  You see for someone who is as wired as myself all of my banking, bills, correspondence and just about anything I can think of is online.  The post office is simply obsolete.  I have indeed tried to get them to stop delivering since it is nothing but offers to put me more in debt or coupons that I don’t use.  But to no avail.  They are stubbornly insistent that I MUST want my mail.

Now coupled with the fact I lost my key to my mailbox months ago I am indeed sure it is filled with crap so much so my mailman has begun publicly berating your humble narrator for his slothful ways.  Now given the reputation of postal workers in their stressful occupation of driving around delivering crap to people I choose not to respond lest he get a gun and shoot up half the neighborhood.  But today I think I have finally beaten them.  Pinned to my door was a rather threatening letter that unless I clear out my box immediately (which I can’t) they will return to sender all of my mail, which is exactly what I wanted them to do in the first place!  Ah the wonders of bureaucracy. 

But enough of my rant about our fine mail carriers being employed only by our direct mail lobbyists. Let us get on with the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin with the beautiful Charlie Skye getting spanked by our own David Pierson with some wonderful photography that reminds the view of some of the old NuWest picture sets that titillated us oh so many years ago.  The photographer should indeed be congratulated since these are fantastic images of the video.  From Punished Brats
 

Being Chloe Elise is indeed Difficult Dear Reader when everyone you meet wants to put you over their knee and spank your cute bare bottom.  A girls bottom can get quite sore, not to mention it is indeed difficult to get any shopping done!  Well Chloe has had enough!  And Clare has been quite bratty as of late thus her frustrations are taken out on Ms Fonda’s fine bottom.  From Spanked Call Girl or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

The 18 Year old Lila who up until now has quite enjoyed her spankings feels the sting of the strap this week on Real Spanking.  But as we all know new spankee’s need to be spanked with care their first couple of times lest they run screaming from the building!  Well indeed Lila is brought “up to speed” with getting strapped on her incredible bare ass.  Judging from her facial expressions this indeed was not as “fun” as the others.  Also available though the better valued Real Spanking Pass

I am indeed not sure I could Spank Eden Wells.  The girl is simply stunning.  I would probably just stand there and drool alot.  But then again that is indeed why I do not have my own spanking site.  That is unless seeing a fat guy drooling is in high demand!  Now had I not known Dallas and noticed his lack of drooling and of course the Hummels and various knickknacks in the background I would indeed start to wonder. But then again he is from LA,  they are all a bit weird out there.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

You know I have always wanted to ask our girls which would they want rather.  Getting spanked before bed or being spanked in the morning.  Each of course has their drawbacks.  For example if the spanking is to occur before bed there is indeed less clothes to be removed to bare their bottoms but I would assume trying to sleep with a throbbing bottom is indeed rather difficult, not to mention having to think about getting spanked all day.  A spanking in the morning is indeed a good wake me up but having to be reminded of your transgressions every time you tenderly sit down would also make one quite touchy possibly leading to another spanking!  From Fetish Flixx (yes this is a spanking site)

So Micheala McGowen is indeed a lousy houseguest.  Which of course deserves a spanking.  My only real question is how do I get her to stay at my house!  Perhaps she could do something about the mailman.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Kami Robertson in virginal white panties.  What indeed could be more enticing Dear Reader.  Well Northern spanking schools us on enticement with a slipper to this lovely girls bottom.  I would have just chosen a more substantial spanking implement than a ballerina slipper. 

In School they teach you about Culture Shock.  A lesson Your Humble Narrator quickly dismissed since I found it impossible that anyone could be so stupid.  At least until I moved to Pennsylvania where the law actually cared if people under the age of 21 drank alcohol.  I had been going to bars since I was 13 for spanks sake!  On top of which this product of Public School was suddenly deluged by peers that thought kissing would get one pregnant!  I tell you Dear Reader if there is such a thing as culture shock I indeed had it.  Which of course I went about utilizing for Your Humble Narrators benefit.  After all Spanking is the one thing that doesn’t get one pregnant!  Well a person in Yours Truly’s position can indeed sympathize with the  culture shock that Nikita is going though at the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes

Another Bare Bottom OTK Spanking from Pure Spanking

I can think of about 1000 better places to give a girl a spanking than in front of a dumpster.  Unless in fact that the dumpster is somehow related to the spanking which try as Your Humble Narrator he cannot think of one.  So this goes under silly spankings.  From Spanking University
 

And Finally for this week what might be Samantha Woodley’s first spanking shoot she appears over Chelsea Pfeiffer’s knee in rather tight jeans (and of course rather young) on the retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics

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Between the reports of missing white women and small boys floating away in balloons Dear Reader I noticed a small tidbit that a senator from my beloved state is calling for “restrictions” on purchasing peroxide because they “might” be used to make a bomb.  Now as someone who has a rather stubborn cold and gets rather irritated at the notion of having to producing id and sign documents to get a box of Sudafed because some shitkicker from Nebraska “might” make Meth out of it I would really like it if the government would stop trying to save us from ourselves. 

Soon the war on our household items will be in full swing.  What else could possibly used to make a bomb? OMG hurry ban the purchase of nails!  Soon of course this will extend to anything that might harm anyone which seems to be the case for my Dear Readers across the pond as I read a amusing piece on how one person was forced to produce ID to purchase spoons.  But sooner or later Dear Reader they will come for our spanking implements.  It will not surprise me if one day SWAT shows up on Dallas’s doorstep to relieve him of his beloved paddles.  Of course canes can take out an eye and then what indeed would we use to punish our naughty girls? 

Enough of my musing Dear Reader,  You of course came for the Spanking Updates of the week, and indeed spanking is what you shall have.

Lets begin this week with a girl we have not seen much of lately.  And it is indeed a shame since she is incredibly beautiful.  The simmering Sarah Collins takes her first spanking that I have seen in quite a while.  Now I am sure such a beautiful woman has not gone without a good spanking all this time.  We of course have not been privy to such an act.  Well I do hope Sarah and her wonderful bottom will not be strangers in the coming months.  From English Spankers

Last week Miss Chris gave a good hard spanking to the ravishing redhead Jenni Mack and our girl next door Sarah Gregory.  However this hard spanking female is not quite done when our own Clare Fonda, the Madame of Spanked Callgirls walks in. I will say that Clare is looking mighty fine in her little miniskirt.  A woman that Your Humble Narrator would thoroughly enjoy having over his knee. Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Perhaps I should start calling The Spanking Spot the Kami Robertson Blog since she is everywhere this week.  (You’ll see on fri).  Our ridiculously cute sprite is once again on Sound Punishment getting a old fashion bare bottom OTK Spanking before bed.  Which I would assume would take every ounce of self control a spanker has to keep him from crawling in there with her rather then spanking that incredible bottom of hers. 

Chelsea Pfeiffer is giving her hand a rest this week on Good Spanking and lets Samantha Grace do the well deserved spanking of Mina Meow for her.  I will have to say those red panties are quite bright.  It indeed would be a challenge to get her bare bottom the same color but I for one would be up for the challenge! 

Too much OTK Spanking you say?  (Could there ever be such a thing?).  Well lets try a bent over the bed and getting strapped spanking of the luscious Angel.  She had apparently overslept this week and gotten to work late which is as good excuse as any to spank this very pretty girl.  Unfortunately for her the hand doesn’t seem to be effective as of late,  hence the strap our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has dubbed the persuader is used.  From Real Life Spanking

Bad grades are the demise of these two underperforming schoolgirls in the next update at Spanking Digital.  Now typically when faced with having to spank two girls it is indeed unfair to the first one since she will inevitably be spanked harder.  There is indeed a simple solution to this Dear Reader.  Have someone else spank the second girl!  Also avaliable though the better valued Spank Pass.

Part of me Dear Reader feels that putting a heavily tattooed and pierced girl over ones knee and spanking her like a little girl is ineffective. It simply looks wrong,  a girl like this just looks like she needs to be spanked by  something considerably more substantial.  However, OTK Spankings hurt just like any other spanking which Real Spanking newest Bad Girl finds out.  Also Available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Although Spanking Server is not included in this weeks update (my pass ran out,  silly me).  We can get our fix of Peter Schoober with some of his older spanking material though Elite Spanking.  I do hope to have them back next week. 

Baby as she is called, gets a naked caning that she will not be forgetting any time soon on Spanking Casting.

Finally for tonight we have yet another Japanese spanking.  Now the Japanese are quite formal when it comes to education.  Thus they have a class or a consultant for just about everything.  Including Spanking!  Now while perhaps a silly notion it does raise a question.  Spanking is pretty much universal as a punishment.  But the question is why?  Is it somehow ingrained upon our minds or when presented with a bare bottom does it simply make sense to want to smack it?  From Handspanking

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So Dear Reader as I told you Your Humble Narrator has indeed had a difficult week and indeed is quite off his game.  You see one morning I woke up with a throbbing pain in my inner leg and upon inspection I was greeted by a rather large lump happily staring back at me.  So thinking this indeed is not good since it would be quite painful to put a lady over my knee I went off to the doctor only to be told that I have a rather large cyst and it indeed must be excised.   And while I can say I enjoyed my time with my new found friend it is indeed time to go,  thus today is indeed its last few hours on earth.  But it indeed seems harsh to say goodbye to a friend without a name, thus any suggestions you might give Dear Reader would be indeed appreciated by my friend on its deathbed

Now just on an added note because of this and a few other pressing matters I don’t think you will be seeing the conclusion of the Spanking Updates until Saturday.  So once again I apologize Dear Reader.

Let us begin with a good over the Jeans spanking of our lovely girl Angel on Real Life Spanking.  I will indeed not name my lump after her since she is small and rather pretty and my friend is indeed neither of these things.  But she is indeed naughty this week misbehaving while our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian was on vacation.  Now for whatever reason Dear Reader I do enjoy a girl getting spanked over a nice pair of tight jeans.  Of course from the spanking perspective it is not very effective and one can end up hurting ones hand.  So while it is indeed hot I would suggest keeping such to a minimum since a bare bottom spanking is indeed much more effective. 
 

Abigail Whittaker is back getting that fine bottom of hers spanked by our lovely Clare Fonda.  Perhaps I will name my abscess “Couch” in honor of Clare’s affinity of appalling looking sitting apparatuses.  They are certainly large enough to be such a fitting namesake.  But since Abigail bare bottom is spanked upon a bed and Clare’s taste in bedding is indeed infinitely better than her taste in couches I would consider such an idea moot for this week.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Peter Schoober is back doing what he does best on Spanking Server.  Now I got this odd letter in the mail the other day as I was limping up to my mailbox.  In it was a message inscribed in code and created out of cut out letters from a magazine suggesting if one could break this code one would find that hidden village in the heart of eastern Europe filled with incredibly hot women who really need spankings.  Peter’s secret is out Dear Reader!  Your Humble Narrator has the best spanko code crackers working on it, with the promise of such a paradise. 

Chelsea Pfeiffer, a woman after Yours Truly own heart loves her cats.  A notion that I whole heartedly agree with.  Unfortunately one of my cats has indeed gone missing.  CC, a rather large dim long haired orange Cat that was more like a dog than a cat has probably met his maker, probably to some hungry coyote or fox.  Now given he was one of the dumbest cats I have ever owned but his presence will be missed.  On the other coast Chelsea catches Jade annoying the crazy cat lady in the park and gives her a spanking for it.  From Good Spanking.

What indeed could be finer than handprints on a perfect ass.  And our lovely Kami Robertson indeed has a perfect ass.  Our schoolgirl is once again in trouble has been playing hooky from school!  This of course is a perfect time to give her the spanking that she deserves.  We don’t get much better spanking than this Dear Readers.  From Sound Punishments

Well even the best laid plans can be thwarted by excellent spanking material.  You see Dear Readers I was planning on my diatribe ad nausim about my pretty pink pustule.  Instead our hard working spanking houses give us women in all kinds of outfits getting spanked.  Including one of my favorites.  Cheerleaders!  Now how many times Dear Readers did you sit at any sort of sporting activity enthralled with the bouncing cheering girls with pompoms thinking that they indeed needed a a spanking, and if they didn’t then you needed to spank them anyway.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

One of the things that is overshadowed by our great health care debate is the issue of student loan reform.  You see our wonderful conservatives in this country thought it might be a good idea to privatize the student loans.  So like they enjoy doing,  they gave all this money to our banks to loan to students.  Now the thing about these loans are that they are protected in this country.  Even if one goes bankrupt it cannot wipe away the debt.  So one would expect that our banking industry would charge quite low interest for these very safe loans right?  Of course not, they jacked up the rates!  This of course results in lots of young people with a load of debt that can’t spend money on other things which of course drives our capitalistic system.  You know the one that republicans seem to love among all things?  Well this young lass decided to forgo the usurious rates and finance her schooling with a job!  A concept quite foreign to the children of our upper crust.  Unfortunately for her stripping is looked down upon her school for which she gets a spanking.  From Calstar Spanking.

In these recessionary times it is indeed a boon to debt collectors.  Unfortunately the way not to make money is to send very pretty girls to ones house to collect a debt, particularly if the debtor is a spanko! This of course will result in the girls returning red faced, red bottomed and empty handed.  From 1st Choice Spanking

It seems that this young woman should have been on an interview to get a job.  Now one of your Humble Narrator’s favorite Monty Python routines was a bit called The Interviewer.  This consisted of John Cleese ringing a bell at a hapless job seeker then shouting at him.  Quite silly indeed but quite hysterical I promise you.  This of course has nothing to do with the naked spanking this lazy girl is getting of course,  but I figured I would share it with you.  From Slut Spanking

Another Naughty Nurse from English Spankers

There are two things in this world that look absolutely angelic while they are sleeping.  Babies of course (mainly because when they are sleeping they aren’t crying) and Amelia Jane Rutherford who in this case wakes up crying due to the spanking she is getting.  From Bars and Stripes

And finally for tonight another update from our Japanese Spanking friends over at Handspanking.com.  This time no relatives are involved, no sisters, brothers, grandparents, or parents.  Just two girls getting into a fight and spanking each other. 

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