Yes Dear Reader it is indeed one of the most coveted awards a spanker can indeed recieve and I know you are all waiting with baited breath to vote for the hardest hand of 2009.  These are the gentlemen at the top of their craft which even the numbest bottoms shiver in their boots when they learn they are going to be spanked by these gentlemen. 

The Red Buttocks Award is aptly named for these guys work.  many of these spankers have been known to reduce a girl into tears after just a few firmly places whacks to the rear end and to tell you the truth 2009 is indeed no different.  But this year of course is different for you Dear Reader get to select them under the watchful eye of your Humble Narrator. 

Once again I might remind you that the results you see are indeed not the correct ones. (I of course see those) and should you not find your favorite iron handed Authoritarian here then I might remind you you should have nominated them!  Also there is one that might be a bit of a surprise since he retired more than a year ago.  But remember the rules state that the scene must be RELASED in 2009 thus it is still eligible. 

One last thing Dear  Reader,  I have included a video of one of these spankings since I cannot for the life of me find a decent picture from the spanking. This is no way intended to influence your vote. 

So let us see who the nominee’s are

Headmaster Tom Spanks Keegan (Courtesy of Girls Boarding School)

Coach Spanks Monica (Courtesy of Real Spanking)

Outlaw Spanks Nadia (Courtesy of Outlaw Video)

Dallas and Audrey Knight in Rawhide (Courtesy of Dallas Spanks Hard)

Peter Schoober Spanks Amy Hunter in Strict Prison 4 (Courtesy of Spanking Server)

Rosario Stone Spanked by Her Husband (Courtesy of Spanked Callgirls)

Bryanna Spanked by her Husband (Courtesy of Spanking Bare Butts)

Rad Finch Spanks Beverly Bacci in Customer Relations (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Good luck to all those hard spankers out there where ever you might be. 

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Title: Rawhide

Starring: Dallas, Audrey Knight

Produced By:  Dallas

Written and Directed By: Sabrina Starr

Distributed by: Dallas Spanks Hard

Runtime:  55:04

Price:  $65 (DVD), $45 (Download)

Alas Dear Readers!  Dallas is indeed about to get his revenge from the heinous acts of the very naughty Audrey Knight.  Now for those who missed it there is quite an interesting back story here.  The last time Audrey visited our friend Dallas she indeed got a intense spanking in Dallas’s last movie Rawhide.  Now obviously she felt that Dallas spanked her a little too hard since she had quite the trouble sitting comfortably on her 3 hour flight home.  But as we all know Hell has no wrath like a woman scorned.  And to exact her revenge she stole Dallas’s beloved spanking timer.  Dallas quite upset about this indeed had a psychotic break and spent a number of weeks wandering around LA muttering to himself and crying uncontrollably whenever he saw a wrist watch.  Taking pity on him many of his friends indeed begged Audrey to return his beloved time piece.  Well she did, Unfortunately she smashed it into little pieces and after a somber burial, Dallas went out to exact his revenge.  And today he shall indeed have it.

Now before I go into the movie I must congratulate Dallas on doing something never before seen in the spanking world.  He created a long back story hosting small trailers throughout the internet before our dastardly Audrey even got spanked for it.  Including the funeral of his beloved spanking timer.  Quite frankly I though it as an excellent idea to promote a upcoming DVD.  Plus it does indeed build the anticipation that this will be a spanking of epic proportions.  So let us see if it lives up to the hype Dear Readers.

We open out little spanking tale with pictures of the travels of Dallas’s now deceased timer that our Dear Audrey took to torture our friend Dallas into temporary insanity.  Hearing that Audrey was back in town Dallas finally got himself together to become DOG The Spanko Hunter.  He jumps in his van and starts to track down his tormentor. 

He finally tracks her down in front of her friends house from a tipster sympathetic to the plight of abused time pieces and while she does indeed try to get out of it when he confronts her. Audrey seems resigned to her fate and comes along quietly.  As his eyes well up Dallas lectures her on the importance of his beloved timer Audrey seems quite unapologetic to the violence she imposed on the little guy.  Thus when they reach Dallas’s house her panties are immediately pulled down and she is made to parade into the house with that wonderful ass of hers peaking out of her pulled up dress.

Now one of these days Dear Reader, I will indeed have to interview a few of Dallas’s neighbors, who’s existence next to him must indeed be amusing to say the least.  Hot bare bottom girls with tears in their eyes parading in and out,  the loud crack of a good spanking.  Various spanking instruments strewn around the yard.  but I digress

After some corner time where we get some more breathtaking views of Audrey’s well tanned bare bottom (I love the tan lines) and another one of Dallas’s stern lectures the spanking begins in earnest around 12 minutes into the movie where Audrey is put over his knee and faces a bare ass hand spanking!

As many of his models do Audrey jumps at the first firm contact with her soon to be sore behind.  Dallas dispensing with the warm up goes right to it spanking her right from the beginning with the enthusiasm he usually reserves for his finale’s.  Even 3 minutes in one wonders how poor Audrey will take this most brutal of spankings.

Her legs kick her face grimaced in pain after each blow.  They come so quickly she doesn’t even have time to recover from the last one.  Now unfortunately for Audrey, without his timer she really has no idea how long this spanking will last.  But I am sure she can guess as well as us that it is going to last a good long excruciating time.

Focusing his blows on her bottom and her upper thigh’s Her bottom begins to turn two shades of red.  Audrey not her usual stoic self cry’s out from the punishment.  Her pink panties straining to the tearing point from her legs kicking in opposite directions.  The hand spanking lasts for a good 5 punishing minutes with Dallas going all out like I have never seen him.  Leaving both of them breathless.

But surely Audrey Knight needs more than a hand spanking for her deeds! And Dallas does not disappoint pulling out Yours Truly favorite namesake.  (is that thing metal?).  Holding her down tightly over his knee he whacks her with the hairbrush with the force reserved only for a girl who has indeed destroyed his friend.  Her bottom reacting violently with each application of the spanking implement.  Writhing over his knee, it is evident that this is indeed no act.   And the movie is not even half over!  With a few well placed blows Dallas gets Audrey to confess to every thing she stole since she was 15.

Not getting the reaction he was looking for with the hairbrush (try wooden next time). He moves to the wooden paddle.  A little longer than one would expect for OTK style spanking use. It is quite effective eliciting the desired response, namely Audrey shouting quite loudly each time it comes in contact with her already well spanked bottom.

Now Dear Reader,  I know I have said this alot about Dallas’s movies.  But Audrey gets spanked harder with this paddle then I think I have ever seen anyone get spanked before.  At least OTK.  Usually with a wooden paddle of this size a female can take 10 maybe 20 swats and usually not at full strength.  With Audrey I indeed lost count and they were ALL as hard as Dallas could spank her.  Even with my little laptop speakers I can hear the whoosh of the paddle as it passes across the microphone ACROSS THE ROOM!  This spanking appears too much for our little Audrey producing tears upon impact.

Ah but I spoke too soon Dear Reader,  Dallas pulls out his handy wooden bath brush!  While not for taming unruly hair it is indeed a brush so Your Humble Narrator likes it!  Now the thing to remember about these brushes vs the paddle is that they are weighted and they have alot less surface area ensuring that the girl you are indeed spanking is indeed being taught a lesson. 

Once again spanking her with incredible force,  one finds himself amazed that she has indeed not run screaming from his abode but her bottom is quite unmarked.  One would expect from a spanking like Audrey is receiving here that bruises would be showing at this point,  but that lovely bottom of hers is simply quite red.  Now I am indeed not sure if it is from Audrey suddenly developing a iron butt or the new concoction Dallas’s mate Sabrina made that was applied before the spanking started.  But if it turns out to be from the oil,  damn Dallas sell the stuff.  You’ll have every Spanking model buying cases of it!  The only drawback of it of course it makes the spanking hurt that much more.

After the brutal bath brush spanking leaving Audrey limp and whimpering over Dallas’s knee it is indeed time to explore some other positions and implements.  The first one is the big wooden paddle with Dallas’s logo emblazoned on it.  The first smack literally lifted the small girl off her feet.  Sometimes Dear Reader, physics gets in the way of even a awesome spanking!

Following her very painful encounter with the paddle she is finally placed over his couch to face first the strap and then a cane of some sort.  Both of which he wields with zeal.  Even the magical formula that Sabrina created couldn’t withstand such a spanking with her bottom now showing bruising quite visibly.

Actually the cane like thing is quite interesting,  its more flexible than the typical rattan,  looking almost like he is spanking her with a thin stiff rubber hose.  Whatever it was, it was quite effective Dear Readers.  The spanking ends with Audrey quite visibly crying and her well spanked bottom shining enough to light up LA for at least an hour. 

So did I enjoy it.  Dallas has indeed outdone himself with this one.  In fact I would urge him not to try to outdo himself anymore.  This spanking is about as hard as anyone can be expected to take.  And while knowing him,  and his dedication to safety for his models any harder or longer spankings would indeed make me worry.  Meanwhile Audrey is as always incredibly beautiful, The spanking is of course probably the hardest of 2009 and to top it all off she deserved it!

Excellent movie.  If your interested you of course can find it at Dallas Spanks Hard

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Title: Rawhide

Starring: Dallas, Audrey Knight

Produced By:  Sabrina Starr

Written and Directed By: Dallas

Distributed by: Dallas Spanks Hard

Runtime:  45:19

Price:  $60

When we last left off with Dallas and Audrey Knight last week we were in the middle of an intense handspanking on poor Audrey’s bare ass and  I was lamenting about Dallas lack of DVD burning skills.  Luckily for those of you who wish to purchase his find DVD’s he thankfully has an outside company doing it.  But no fear Dear Reader,  Would your Humble Narrator leave you hanging?  Now before we begin I did want to make one correction in my post.  This movie was not produced by Dallas but by his wonderful significant other  Sabrina Starr.  Inexplicably he has yet to spank this wonderful girl on camera but I guess even The Hardest Spanker in 2008 gets to have some domicile privacy.   Regardless, she did all the editing, and the music selection (which is quite good if I may say so myself, sort of a bluesy Rob Zombie type of music).  Also if you wish to read the first part of the Rawhide Review you can find it here. 

So we last left off with the delectable Audrey Knight,  in of course a cowgirl dress, sans panties over Dallas’s knee getting a hand spanking.  The severity of which Your Humble Narrator doesn’t  think she expected.  Her well defined tan lines on her heiny turning different colors of red as she grits her teeth and tries with all her might not to start sobbing.  All the while the sands of time slowly trickling down a 15 minute time (not 12 as previously reported)

I may dub Dallas the spanker of the stupid questions for his question to poor Audrey if the spanking stings so far.  Given he doesn’t have a great view of her face, but her kicking legs and her bright red ass  should have been just small indication.  Dallas works up a good sweat spanking this lovely girl (hey who said spanking can’t be a good cardio workout).  Since Your Humble Narrator went back to the old cancer stick (oh they are so good).  I can tell you that I would tire long before this timer of pain ran out,  though the heart attack when Audrey pulled down her panties and the subsequent trip to the hospital probably would have put a damper on any spanking I could give her.  But once again I digress.  With the timer running out,  Dallas ups the already quick tempo.  This hand spanking I can happily tell you is at full strength for the entire 15 minutes.  How Audrey got through this is an amazement to me.  How Dallas gripped anything for a week afterward with the abuse his hand takes is equally mysterious. 

But not all spankings need to be of the hand.  And since we have a  cowboy/cowgirl  theme what could more fitting then the simple belt.  While not holding ones pants up I do not not have to tell you Dear Reader it is quite useful for delivering bottom welting spankings.  Kneeling on a chair poor Audrey’s ass is once again exposed.  Unlike the handspanking the belt is not used with all his strength.  In fact I am not sure one would want to watch Dallas belt someone with all his strength.  Even half strength is enough for you Humble Narrator.  Expertly wielded he manages to hit home with the belt loop exactly in the right place despite the wiggling butt he is presented with. 

The next period instrument is the traditional razor strap.  Poor Audrey holding back the tears lays across the couch with her bottom over the edge for this punishment.  Her cries are quite audible as the punishment with the wide strap begins, her bare bottom turning a deeper hue of red.  The color when you know in a few hours it will be black, blue and purple. 

After a small break (she needs it) Dallas begins with Your Humble Narrator’s favorite.  Positioned once again across his knee,  he produces a good well build old fashion wooden hairbrush.  Now typically speaking if one wanted to stay true to the period he would have found himself a good silver hairbrush.  But hey,  he is indeed a spanker, not a historian.  besides I am sure wood hurts just as bad as metal.   Arching her back at the first swat you can tell she has probably learned her lesson.  But Dallas bravely continues the spanking just to make sure.  Meanwhile Our Poor Audrey kicking and crying at this point strangely does not reach back to protect her now thoroughly spanked ass.  With some softly playing psychedelic music and her panties straining from her legs kicking as the spanking continues. 

But our Audrey learns she has to face a few  more instruments.  The Board, Cane and the Leather Paddle!  Now growing up in a relatively non-spanking household.  I cannot imagine the shame having to go fetch the vehicle of your own anguish.  But our poor Audrey is made to do just that,  handing over sheepishly to our hero Dallas a well drilled wooden board to be used on her very tender rear end. 

These 10 spanks with the paddle is not for the light of heart Dear Reader, As Dallas re-enforces his fatherly advice about how to correct her transgressions.  Followed by a bright red cane applied to Audrey’s bare bottom.  Her upper body now trembling from the punishment her lower half is getting.  Finally having to choose another wooden paddle or a leather paddle our Audrey makes the observance that they are both equally horrible.  Choosing the leather one she takes yet a another 10 finally finishing her punishment. 

So indeed did I enjoy this Spanking movie,  I respond to this with a resounding yes.  This one will be a very difficult spanking to beat for the 2009 spanking awards for hardest spanking given and hardest spanking received.  Furthermore Audrey Knight is adorable in her cowgirl outfit and takes the best that Dallas can dish out with surprising resilience.  This Dear Reader is indeed a spanking to remember

If your interested you can find this at Dallas Spanks Hard.

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Title: Rawhide

Starring: Dallas, Audrey Knight

Produced By:  Dallas

Written and Directed By: Dallas

Distributed by: Dallas Spanks Hard

Runtime:  TBD

Price:  $60

I am in a particularly foul mood Dear Reader.  The reason for this is anybody’s guess.  It was just one of those days where your Humble Narrator woke up on the wrong side of the bed.  Perhaps it is my ongoing Paxil withdrawal,  Perhaps it is my lack of hair.  Maybe it is indeed even Your Humble Narrator is sick of getting screwed by Google.  All of which are particularly irritating none of which should account why for your Humble Narrators crotchety disposition.

This is particularly dangerous when I have to run a movie review since it is quite difficult to be objective about any movie while one curses the earth and all its inhabitants.  Luckily today my Dear Friend Dallas has sent me a movie that I knew I would love.  The Hard hitting Dallas once again invites the lovely Audrey Knight to his abode for a truly hard spanking. 

Now it is kind of hard to not be impressed by Dallas’s enthusiasm for his work.  His like a little kid when he gets worked up about something.  When he told me this was one of the best films he ever shot I of course took it with a grain of salt.  Until Audrey Knight dropped me a line to tell me how much it hurts to sit down.  And of course I much prefer dear Audrey getting her bottom spanked rather then doing the spanking.  So perhaps this is just the movie to lift Yours Truly out of his dim mood.  Besides,  there are Hats!  and I indeed enjoy hats!  Perhaps it is deeply rooted in my lack of hair. 

We begin with our little Audrey sitting on Dallas’s couch waiting of course for her self described hardest spanking ever.  With a low strung harmonica playing softly in the background Dallas comes in to tell us of the outfits for today.  It seems that Audrey wished to see Dallas in a cowboy hat since everyone strangely thinks he is from Dallas.  How strange.  So he indeed made a deal with her.  He would   don, his cowboy hat if she dressed up as a cowgirl.  In a white short dress and short braided pigtails she couldn’t have made a finer choice.  Though,  a pair of daisy dukes would indeed have heighten the mood (though they might have been quite painful to get back on afterwards, but I digress). 

We discover though the 15 minute interview why of course she has come for a spanking.  She is for one bad with money which can be pretty much inferred by being young and female.  She can be sort of a bitch at times, and she managed to almost blow up her house by leaving the gas on.  While I can indeed sympathize  for #3 since your Yours Truly has a habit of that and #1 and 2 are of course forgivable I should not be one t0 throw stones.  But then again I enjoy the sweet sounds of shattering glass and will come to the conclusion like Dallas that she indeed needs a very special spanking. 

With a little corner time it seems that our lovely Audrey is enjoying the sun, With her skirt up she reveals deep and well defined tan lines.  (I know this is only one movie but couldn’t you get her in a bikini Dallas!) and with a few light hearted moments to put Audrey’s quite evident apprehension at her imminent spanking at ease. 

Dallas talks a surprisingly minimalist approach to this spanking.  No oil, or other props.  Just poor Audrey over his knee with her bare ass stuck up in the air and of course his hand.  The only thing he has brought to delight us is a slightly larger timer.  by a factor of 3.  Yes our Audrey knight is to get a spanking by Dallas,  King of the iron hand and two time winner for Hardest spanker of the Year for 12 minutes! 

Preparing herself for the onslaught of blows upon her lovely bare bottom she turns the timer, and Dallas looses no time teaching this young woman a lesson or two.   This spanking Dear Reader has got to be one of the hardest hand spankings that Your Humble Narrator has indeed seen on film.  If one turns down the treble of ones sound system and turns the base just a bit up you can hear the “THUMP” as the deep tissue of her ass resonates over the smack of the hand hitting the skin.  And she has to endure 12 minutes of this! 

Now from her first spanking with Dallas I figured Audrey would be in tears within a few minutes but she surprisingly grits her teeth during this brutal bottom beating.  Dallas working up a sweat spanking this girl she bites her fist and attempts anything to get away from the stinging blows.  All the while her bottom due to her tan is turning actually two colors.  One bright red on the un-tanned portion and a deep red hue below her bikini line.  quite impressive indeed. 

Well Dear Reader unfortunately my advanced copy had some errors on it.  and despite my best efforts I couldn’t get past Audrey’s incredible hand spanking.  So we will have to wait to see how she does with the belt, paddle and of course Your Humble Narrator’s namesake for part 2.  So Dear Reader leave me to go yell at Dallas for putting yours truly in a fouler mood since I was indeed was quite enjoying myself watching our Dear Audrey’s incredibly hard spanking. 

It will be a week or two until I get my production copy (the one you will of course get should you choose to purchase)  So if you don’t want to wait for the rest of my review you can find it here at Dallas Spanks Hard.  I can assure you that if you enjoyed what you read here you will not be disappointed.  This indeed is a hard spanking,  and there are HATS!  did I mention I enjoyed hats?

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Your Humble Narrator often gets asked how long it take to upkeep The Spanking Spot.  The answer is quite a bit.  The other question is of course where I find the time, which is answered by the fact that I have no life.  Or rather I have a life but I choose to ignore it.  For those contemplating it I must say you will find yourself inexplicably writing about spanking into the wee hours of the night to entertain your readers.  The only real saving grace is that since most of you know that my grammar and writing is already atrocious that I can drink my martini’s without abandon and still managed to crank out my posts.  Unless of course I drink one too many and the posts become a jumbled mess.  but I do suspect you don’t come here for my literally prowess Dear Reader. 

Today is of course Thursday April 2nd 2009 which means its time for the first Spanking Updates of the week in April.  I have high hopes for this month since we are all waiting for the flowers which bring the April Flowers. So sit back and enjoy Dear Readers.

Lets begin this month with a moving story about a girl and her room.  Jolie apparently does not like to clean,  this of course an issue since it of course leaves her abode somewhat undesirable to visit.  Upon visiting this pigsty our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian stepping over dirty clothes and various other out of place items.  Now Your humble Narrator might have let this go since she does indeed have a stripper pole in her home. But hey with a ass like that who can blame our hero for applying a spanking for her messy room.  From Real Life Spanking

In keeping with our spring cleaning theme this week,  Dallas strikes me as a neat freak for a singly guy.  His quarters are usually spotless.  Then again it could be rather dangerous trying to spank the women who come see him while tripping over all sorts of things.  Now I am not sure that hiring a former penthouse pet of the year is the most effective use of his money for maid service but it is more then entertaining.  Particularly when he teaches Martina Warren via her bottom how to effectively clean.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

Meet 20 year old Mirabelle West yet another star struck girl next door.  Perhaps Mood Castings is on to an idea here.  Spanking Idol!  Every week the girls gets spanked,  we can hire a drugged out celebrity to make stupid comments and change the rules on the fly!  While perhaps not for primetime we could probably get it on the Playboy channel or something. 

There is little in this world worse then getting a bare bottom spanking in front of the opposite sex.  Particularly when you show up only to be put over the knee of a couple of new people on the set that you don’t know.  This is the case for our young Alanah Rae who goes over the knee of Sasha Reardon.  Watched by Spanked Callgirls new top James Mitchell we shall see if he can actually spank or just good for watching pretty bums turn red. 

In these uncertain times one must do everything they can to find work.  For example on my resume it says “Facilitated the design and day to day operations of popular website with international reach dedicated to the successfull application of synergies related to the harmonious workings of women and their mates”.  While a bit of a stretch it isn’t exactly an all out lie.  Unfortunately for Kayme Kai her assertion that she had restaurant experience when this is indeed untrue led to quite a mess at Chelsea’s famed restaurant The Red Bottom.  So the only thing one can do is spank someone for lying on a job interview.  (I also wonder if her restaurant has big fluffy pillows on the seats to ease the suffering of red bottoms but that is another story).  From Good Spanking
 

You know I think the youth of our generation are in for a rather rude awaking when it comes to corporate America.  You see in my place of employment we hire many interns.  It seems that these youngsters have grown up with the bizarre notion that they should be rewarded for even the simplest task. Things like showing up for work,  returning from lunch in less then 2 hours etc.  A actually found one sleeping at his desk once.  Even more mind boggling that he asked why it wasn’t appropriate!  Needless to say the first time they get laid off when the CEO takes a 100 million “performance bonus” it might wake them up.  For now however Real Spankings is doing its part to train the youth of America by dishing out a spanking for Raquel who just upped and quit her job because she “didn’t like it and it was boring”. Also available on the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

I am kind of disappointed that no one has taken Your Humble Narrator up on the Spanking Spot Challenge.  I guess a spanking in a Snuggie just doesn’t appeal to people.  So I guess it is time to issue another one before to long.  Since the Shamwow guy is presently incarcerated for punching a prostitute in the face for almost biting his tongue off that surely wouldn’t be appropriate and ginsu knives and spanking simply do not go together I will have to to figure out another theme to issue.  Until then enjoy a classic OTK bare bottom spanking with Tina Tink’’s Jeans pulled down on Punished Brats

You know for a site called Rough Man Spank they are missing for the most part a critical element in their material.  Rough men!  There are plenty of rough women here doing the very hard spankings to these lovely ladies which begs the question why they didn’t name it Rough Women Spank. 

Our lovely pigtailed Verity continues her quest to win the Best Facial Expressions During A Spanking Award for 2009 on English Spankers
  

And Finally Dear My favorite firecrotch Amber is Jealous! Her boyfriend is a photographer out looking for “new talent”.  Now any gentleman with the likes of Amber at home would have to be literally insane to go off looking for yet another girl so I don’t think she has much to worry about.  But just to reassure her he applies the strap to that wonderful ass of hers reducing her to tears of joy and pain.  From Spank Amber.

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