Well Dear Reader, This category tends to be a forgone conclusion year after year. While the competition for runner up tends to be fierce there is indeed one that stands out year after year and while he is indeed (as he would put it) a very cool guy and I enjoy his spankings quite [...]
Yes Dear Reader it is indeed one of the most coveted awards a spanker can indeed recieve and I know you are all waiting with baited breath to vote for the hardest hand of 2009. These are the gentlemen at the top of their craft which even the numbest bottoms shiver in their boots when [...]
Alas Dear Readers! Dallas is indeed about to get his revenge from the heinous acts of the very naughty Audrey Knight. Now for those who missed it there is quite an interesting back story here. The last time Audrey visited our friend Dallas she indeed got a intense spanking in Dallas’s last movie Rawhide. Now obviously she felt that Dallas spanked her a little too hard since she had quite the trouble sitting comfortably on her 3 hour flight home. But as we all know Hell has no wrath like a woman scorned. And to exact her revenge she stole Dallas’s beloved spanking timer. Dallas quite upset about this indeed had a psychotic break and spent a number of weeks wandering around LA muttering to himself and crying uncontrollably whenever he saw a wrist watch. Taking pity on him many of his friends indeed begged Audrey to return his beloved time piece. Well she did, Unfortunately she smashed it into little pieces and after a somber burial, Dallas went out to exact his revenge. And today he shall indeed have [...]
Ok, now the saga indeed continues. Our Friend Dallas of Dallas Spanks Hard, after burying his beloved spanking timer cruelly destroyed by the soon to be very sorry Audrey Knight has gotten himself together. Now given his instability has gotten to the point where he is indeed calling himself “Dog, The Spanking Hunter” but he has showered and shaved and no longer is harassed as a homeless person with an unnatural aversion to clocks. He heard though the grapevine his tormentor our Dear Audrey is indeed back in town. Can he find her, to exact his revenge. Something tells your Humble Narrator that this indeed will be one hell of a [...]
The life of our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian is riddled with pitfalls that only a dedicated spanker such as himself could appreciate. The very attractive Jolie is back for another one of her transgressions. Faced with yet another painful spanking she attempts to seduce our hero! But Triple A does not waver in his decision, a truly herculean task since many of us would cave to the thought of caressing that beautiful body of hers. Deciding that a hand spanking is not indeed enough our Hero brings out the leather paddle and the birch to teach this little nymph a [...]
Now Your Humble Narrator loses things all the time. Aside from telling me that I would indeed put my eye out my mother’s second favorite line was that I would probably lose my head if it wasn’t attached. This is still true today. I once lost my bosses kid once! (long story). Dallas emailed me the other day looking for his Spanking timer. Now knowing Dallas I can say he is somewhat umm.. Detail oriented. Making a misplacement of his spanking timer somewhat unlikely. This is interesting since I was indeed wondering why he wasn’t using it on his last naughty girl. Where oh where could it have gone. Well Dear Reader the mystery is solved. It seems that Audrey Knight didn’t exactly appreciate the incredibly hard spanking she got the last time she visited Dallas. So being the brat that she is she STOLE [...]
Imagine Dear Reader that your roommate has become so disillusioned with you that she calls in an expert to deal with your laziness. The expert called in is of course the Able Amsterdam Authoritarian from Real Life Spanking. He has been sent a rather cute 24 year old by the name of Angelique. Her roommate [...]