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Well Dear Reader the time is again upon us for the years Spanking Awards. This year as you know we are going to do something a little different. Instead of you nominating and me Picking them. You yes YOU Dear Reader will decide who the Golden Buttocks Awards go to. This is the moment all the hard working site owners out there have been working for and they anxiously await your vote!
Now a couple of things before we begin. For starters we will not be awarding anything for the best new spanking site of the year. Since there really wasn’t any. Second, I failed in my attempt to find a voting package that would not show you the votes. But they must be kept secret! So I did manage to figure out how to mess up the number of votes it shows you. So what you see IS NOT the true poll only of course I see that and the results will of course be announced after Christmas.
So lets get on with it shall we. This year we have a number of deserving sites for the title of Most Improved Spanking Website (blogs of course have their own category) The websites were selected by your nominations Dear Reader so I don’t want to hear complaints the site so and so isn’t in there.
Nominees for 2009 Most Improved Spanking Site Are
Good luck everybody and again the results will be announced after Christmas
My Vote for the Most Improved Spanking Site is
As a graduate of several well known Universities, a member of MENSA and the bar in 3 states one would reasonably expect Your Humble Narrator to Determine the number of posts left in the year and plan accordingly when announcing the yearly Spanking Awards. The key word here is “expect” since year after year I find myself running out of time. So rather then rush it Dear Reader we shall be announcing the winners well into January of 2008. I am sure the recipients of the Golden Buttocks Awards can wait another week or so to accept this most prestigious recognition of their achievements in the spanking community over the past year. There were lots of different opinions on who should be voted best New Spankee this year. And for the first time in the GBA (Golden Buttocks Award) History both the winner and runner up are from the same site! Furthermore both the winner and runner up outranked everyone with a commanding margin with the exception of poor Sarah Gregory. Sarah being one of my favorite spankee’s in her own right had a bit of a problem winning this nomination. To all that nominated her psst… She made her debut before Dec 2007 thus unfortunately is not eligible for this award. The Winner of This Years 2008 Spanking Spot Award For Best New Spankee is …. Kami Robertson! For two of the nicest people in spanking that I know Paul and Lucy of Northern Spanking have had a very tumultuous year. Their trials and tribulations of 2008 makes Yours Truly all the more eager to inform them that their eye for new talent nabbed them BOTH the winner and runner up of best new spankee of 2008. As I could tell from the comments when our winner Kami made her debut in Dec 2007 many of our jaws dropped and many a shirt ruined by drool stains. At the tender age of 19 and donning a schoolgirl dress that she wore only a few years ago she took the spanking world by storm quickly making the rounds in the UK. Initially I was a bit concerned about how hard her spankings were but Dear Reader as she grew and posed for more spanking houses she has given us some of the golden spanking moments of 2008. Please Dear Readers join me in congratulating Kami for her delightful work. Oh I have heard though the grapevine (though I am not absolutely sure) But Kami is also a regular in the UK spanking Parties. So if you ever wanted to spank a Golden Buttocks Award Recipient then contact Northern Spanking and have fun! You can Also find her at English Spanking
Runner Up: 2008 Spanking Spot Award For Best New Spankee Runner Up is …. Irelynn Logeen
Once again please congratulate Paul and Lucy for their fine scouting work. I have only one question. Where do I sign up to be a spanking scout! Brushstrokes
Well I hope Santa brought all of the naughty girls out there Spankings for Christmas. Now one of the problems writing The Spanking Spot is that because Updates of the week are indeed well… the updates of the week. This makes it rather impossible to write my posts more then a day in advance which tends to be a drag around the holidays. But fear not Dear Reader. Your Humble Narrator will be working well into the weekend to bring you our beloved spanking sites Christmas week updates. So without further ado, Today is Friday December 26, 2008. This is The Spanking Spot, I am Your host Brushstrokes and this is The Spanking Updates of the Week! I don’t know the physics of the phenomenon but anyone who has ever gotten a spanking knows that it hurts a hell of alot more over thin wet clothing. When I was a lifeguard in my younger days you could hear the difference of the WHACK a child got from his/her mother in a wet vs.. dry bathing suit. If there is a doctor or a wet bottom specialist out there and can adequately explain this phenomenon. But until we are enlightened the lovely Angel who has unfortunately not put her clothes in the dryer is made to wear her wet panties and is spanked quite soundly over them. From Real Life Spanking
What more could one ask for at Christmas then Amelia Jane Rutherford wrapped up in golden paper just waiting for you beneath the tree for a spanking. Santa has indeed overdone himself in this one, though I question how exactly he got her in the slegh in that outfit without her freezing to death. In any case please enjoy this Christmas Morning Spanking from Sound Punishments. On an added note great hand print on her bottom on the third picture. In a perfect world all girls attending school would be required to wear a school uniform involving plaid and a short skirt. This would be further enhanced by all women having to attend said school until age 40. From Real Spanking Institute. hmm, leotards. Rather Interesting if you ask Yours Truly. It would seem that the Leotard was designed by a spanko. Its thin, Form fitting, and really shows off the bottom that one is about to spank without having to pull down the pants. It seems that Madison Martin would rather practice her dancing then do her assignments. Harmony decides that she would indeed do something about this and shows her how little protection that leotard affords her supple booty. From My Spanking Roommate Morgan Mae’s Hair clashes with both her outfit and her panties. A fashion train wreck if there were any. But fortunately for us Dear Reader, Our Dave Pierson on Punished Brats decides to make her bottom more of a shade of poor Morgan’s Hair matching much better then her bright yellow panties. Jasmine who is sporting a brunette hair color this week makes one wonder if she is indeed not a natural blonde! Personally I find this irrelevant since I find her actually more attractive with the dark hair. Sporting the quintessential English School Uniform one cannot help but be enamored once the spanking begins. This is indeed an odd spanking Dear Reader. You see her spanker demands that she make him coffee. But somehow I have always been lead to believe that the English reject all means of hot beverage for Tea. In fact it seems that their whole day revolves around when and where one drinks tea! So when does one decide to drink the lowly coffee mainstay of us Americans. From Spanked Schoolgirl or The 14 Spanking Site Special In the past I have been a bit critical of the zeal with which Chelsea Pfeiffer Spanks. You may or may not have agreed with those sentiments Dear Reader. But in the event that you did you will surely change your mind after you see what our Dear Chelsea does to Sarah Gregory unblemished behind (well at least until before she gets a spanking). From Good Spanking The One thing that drives me absolutely insane in this world Dear Reader are stupid people. I mention this because as I am staring at this unbelievable caning that our young Kami gets I cannot help to think back to her interview where she mentions that her old boyfriend was not all that keen on spanking her. If on the off chance he reads The Spanking Spot I ask him only one question. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND! Lets see, You have a incredibly cute girl with a great body who wants you to spank her and YOU DONT WANT TO! Honestly Dear Reader my outrage could not be expressed with bolds and capitals unless you think of my shouting like the late great Sam Kinison. From English Spankers. It never ceases to amaze me now little Amy Hunter is until you see her with a average or taller person. I mean the girl is tiny. If it wasn’t for that very spankable rear that she has I would indeed be afraid that I would break her should I spank her too hard. Luckily our Amy has more then ample padding to take a spanking from the best of them. ah but Your Humble Narrator has been practicing his spanking swing which she will inevitably regret should she ever find herself over Yours Trulys knee. From Spanking at Home. And finally for tonight two Japanese Women with nice white panties spread the Christmas Cheer. They are of course less subtle than us Americans when they recieve a unappreciated gift. Normally one would simply return it or stash it in some dark an unvisited space until next Christmas only to be re-gifted to another poor soul but Japanese women choose to express their displeasure more overtly. From Hand-Spanking. Brushstrokes
Well the nominations for our 2008 Spanking Awards are well under way Dear Reader. Please Please do not forget to nominate for one or more of the categories! Hell nominate two people for a category. JUST NOMINATE! Also please keep all nominations in the comments section of the post announcing the 2008 Spanking Awards. But I know Dear Reader, You are wary of the fairness of the process. You see the FBI has bugged my phone on suspicion that I am trying to sell this years spanking awards! The Nerve! I am just thinking of Yours Truly best interest. So what if My Good Friend Dallas has offered me a all expense paid trip to Spanking Island or Clare Fonda has promised to appoint my significant other to the board of directors! Yes just like the Dear Old Governor of Illinois I am indeed not swayed by these spontaneous favors. Oh I also appreciate cash, Though my freezer is full right now. Ok off to this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week! Lets start off this week with a Clare Fonda find. This is Alannah Rae who is no stranger to spanking. Her mother you see was a strict disciplinarian, Delivering Alannah and her 6 brothers and sisters good old fashion OTK and application of instruments like the handy wire hanger. It suggests that she was spanked well into her teens but that portion is not available yet. This of course is Alannah’s first Adult Spanking which Our Dear Clare administers with zeal From Spanked Sweeties It Seems like Angel and Julie have a fantasy. And to keep with the time of the year our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian decides to see what he can do about making it come true. The are sisters you see home late from a evening of clubbing. Their father is up waiting for them and is rather aggravated which he takes out on the girls very pretty rears. From Real Life Spanking Hey I didn’t know Kristen Stewart was a Spanko! Well Monica does kinda sorta look like her. The funny thing is That I though Ms Stewart was a boy after seeing her in The Panic Room. From Real Spankings or Real Spanking Pass Amelia Jane Rutherford is a bit of minimalist when it comes to makeup. And when your that hot, well perhaps that is a good thing. This is one those rare scenes where some heavy eyeliner is applied and appropriately dressed in a little formal skirt for school or work and spanked by a very lucky Bastard. From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass or the 14 site Special) Dallas must be doing some house cleaning. because he found some unseen footage from back in his early days spanking the living daylights out of Tiki’s bottom. Like all of Dallas Spanks Hard Spankings. The tears are real, The Bottoms are Red and I am still flabbergasted that anyone who experienced a spanking from Dallas actually comes Back. One last thing, even with the age of the video, Dallas really manages to keep the quality consistent with his more recent works. Nice Job. ok, I really need to Email David Pierson and find out who the hell his Photographer is. The guy (or gal) is good. First both Beverly Bacci and Veronica don’t even look like themselves. The only thing one sees in these photo’s are not the people but the epic struggle by a hand against a bare ass. Seriously these are examples of some of the finest spanking photography I have ever seen. These rank up there with the spanking magazines of old. From Punished Brats Is that Your Humble Narrators girl Amy Hunter? My Scottish Angel? The child of rolling hillsides and unintelligible accents? My Dear Reader I do believe that she has taken a visit to Spanked at Home. Now its pretty obvious that she is not at “home” but the spanking does occur. See this is when I like when different models see different spanking houses. They get a brand new look about them. And this one suits Amy quite kindly. Bailey’s milky white Behind is Beaten by a Bare hand making her Bottom Bright in Blossom Brilliance thus titillating us Blowhards. From Spanking Bailey or Real Spanking Pass It looks like Masie on English Spankers is a dirty girl. Particular to the “playing” with ones self specifically. Now honestly Dear Reader I never quite got the idea of female masturbation. Females for the most part can go out and get laid with pretty much who they want and when they want. Men on the other hand get laid when a female lets us. So why bother pleasing oneself when there is a myriad of people out there willing to do it for you? I guess Dear Reader this is a question we will never know. From English Spankers. Women dress alike, Women spank each other, Totally unrelated female enters, Women Dressed Alike are Spanked Together. Damn the Japanese are strange. From HandSpanking. Brushstrokes
I guess your pleas to you your congress people did no good Dear Reader. As you undoubtedly already know I have run The Spanking Spot into the ground due to our difficult economy. You see although this is called The Spanking Spot, I actually only show 2 pictures of spanking while my Japanese competitors have the gall to offer their customers 100’s of them. This is simply not fair Dear Reader! So as I stated last week Your Humble Narrator is seeking 2 measly billion dollars of the 700 billion that King George and friends are busy throwing at other millionaires, but congress was quite perturbed about me showing up in my private jet with a gold plated buttocks stamped on the site. The nerve! So Dear Reader congress actually wants a plan on how I will turn the Spanking Spot around after I warned them there would be “Dire” consequences should The Spanking Spot Fail. So today I submitted to them my plan where I will show 3 pictures of spanking to counter my competitors unfair practices of showing you 100’s. In addition I will only take $1 per year in salary. While it might seem that Your Humble Narrator is in for some tough times I am sure by “retention” bonus will be in the 8 figures since god help us if the people who ran The Spanking Spot into the ground actually left the company! Sarcasm Dear Reader sometimes is sweet. But enough with this weeks depressing news that we will all be on soup lines singing “Its a Hard Knock Life”. Its time to start the Spankings of the Week! The concept of Emo has been explained to your Humble Narrator before Dear Reader. But from the description it sounds like what we used to call “Goth” back in the day. Skin that has never seen the sun, really bad makeup, odd haircuts and always listening to someone whining on the radio about how something in life is indeed not fair. If this indeed is the definition of an Emo yes I agree Dear Reader they can be annoying, though there is always one or two downtrodden perpetually suicidal Goth girls that were rather hot and incidentally in need of a spanking. Well Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian scoured the Netherlands and has found one of these girls. And while perhaps we should round up all the Emo’s out there and force feed them Prozac perhaps a bit of a spanking would do the trick. Besides how can one unhappy while not getting a spanking compared to when they are? From Real Life Spanking Well its simply not fair that Ashley Edmonds gets a spanking but Sarah Gregory does not. What good is the girl next door in her underwear and having a pillow fight if a spanking was not about to occur! Thankfully Clare Fonda does not disappoint on Spanked Sweeties. After Ashley’s turn last week its time to turn Sarah’s bottom the color of Rudolph’s nose (just for a reference for this holiday season). From Spanked Sweeties Its kind of a shame that this shoot is 2 years old since if Your Humble Narrator had thought it was a newer shot I would be raving about how this could win Best F/f Spanking of the Year! But alas this is not to be. That is not to say Dear Reader that this is not “new” material in the sense that none of us have seen it before. But to get back to what I was saying. This has almost all the elements of a perfect unique F/f spanking. First it lacks Males! which is very very important for a Female Female scene. Second it features a hot girl in a cheerleader uniform and I ask you Dear Reader who doesn’t deserve a spanking more then Cheerleaders? Finally we have a girl of color getting the snot spanked out of her which is rather rare in our little hobby. I think you will enjoy this Dear Reader. From Real Spankings or Real Spanking Pass It looks like Mazie whom made her debut a month or so on Sound Punishments liked her bottom smacking. I say this because this week she takes a trip to English Spankers to get her bottom beaten again for not wearing short shorts that fit her. I mean people those suckers need to be tight! So its apparent that Mazie likes a little wiggle room in her clothes. Well on this update she will be doing lots of wiggling, just not in her clothes. From English Spankers. We really need to lock Amelia away for a couple of weeks. Put her in a Spanking Detox or something. You know the place Dear Reader where there are mandatory ice baths for one bottom, A strict prohibition against lying over another’s lap and a ban on any hard surface moving at high velocities from the waist down From Sound Punishments Now a couple of weeks ago our Dear Kailee got her ass beat by the lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer. Unlike many of the other girls Kailee is not about to just sit there and take it! Not many people know this but Chelsea like all superhero’s has a weakness. It is not Kryptonite, Black cats or even Garlic! No Dear Reader it is a little known fact she is a bit top heavy (you can guess why?) and those that can exploit her weakness can be assured that she will be over your knee and unable to get up until you are finished with her buttocks. Now Chelsea has one last defense, which are blindingly white underwear. But somehow Kailee resists the highly focused radiation to her retina’s protected by a kind of heat sink caused by her spanked bum. From Good Spanking. Teen Jessica, Probably one of the first models I had ever seen get a spanking and made Your Humble Narrator’s Jaw Drop and an oh so slight bit of drool dribble down the creases of my chin. Ah the memories. But as loyal Reader SpankFun has pointed out with his Encyclopedic knowledge of the spanking world. She is indeed sadly retired. But we can all enjoy the wonderful curves that makes up Teen Jess’s ass that just begs to be spanked. From Spanking Teen Jessica or Real Spanking Pass Happy Happy! Joy Joy! Dear Readers! Spanking Bare Butts has my new favorite Spanking Couple back to treat us to the very attractive Ember getting a bare bottom beating at the hands of her significant other. While we can only wonder the reason for the spanking if my significant other traipse around the house in that outfit (or lack there of) rest assured she would not be able to sit down. Damn! David Pierson must be having a bad day! He has this girl tightly in his clutches smacking the crap out of her bottom. Note to the brats out there, don’t get on his bad side. Oh one other thing, My hats off to whomever was taking the stills for this movie. Absolutely excellent! From Punished Brats And finally for tonight my unfair competitors. You see they have Japanese Girls who like to spank each other. Where as here in the US we of course do not. Thus because the world wants Japanese girl spankings I think the US government should loan The Spanking Spot the 2 billion we need for whatever reason Yours Truly comes up with and make the taxpayers pay. On a serious note this a nice Japanese Spanking from Handspanking.com Brushstrokes
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