Is it indeed Thursday again Dear Reader.  One would think these long winter days would make time seem still.  But it is quite the opposite.  Perhaps it is the holidays that are making the days speed by.  Just a couple of things before we start with our Spanking Updates of the Week.  First I must apologize to all of my non-English speaking readers.  It seems that despite what they say Google is indeed not to fond foreign language translators and for the past 6 months stubbornly refuses to rank The Spanking Spot for anything but a few keywords.  Its not that Your Humble Narrator writes The Spanking Spot for Google’s benefit but It is indeed frustrating having all this wonderful spanking material and not being able to share it outside this little community.  So I was unfortunately forced to pull down the auto translators.  Perhaps one day Google will allow us to deliver our content to the user in the way the user wants. 

Second of course I am going to remind you Dear Reader to Nominate a Site. model, or a spanking for the 2008 Spanking Awards.  In absence of any voting platform I must rely on the nominations to influence the pick’s this year.  So have your say Dear Reader.   So now without further ado,  off to This weeks Spanking Updates of the Week!

We’ll start off the week with a gal whom is in the running for Best Newcomer this year.  English Spankers brings us the adorable Kami Robertson.  Surprisingly though she has some serious contenders.  Well regardless of whom ends up the with the award this year she is absolutely adorable when bent over the knee.  Put her in that sailor suit and my God do we have one hell of a spanking. 
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I kind of feel sorry for My Dear Clare Fonda.  You see Dear Reader she is so busy running her many unique spanking sites she has disturbingly little time to give spankings!  How ironic,  she is a victim of her own success.  Well like a great leader in the business she delegates quite well and on Girl Spanks Girl the China Doll Claire Dames feels the sting of the hairbrush on her round and supple ass by Kylee Reese.  Both girls known well in mainstream porn its very exciting Clare and Chelsea are getting these girls to cross over and get their bottoms beaten rather then penetrated. 
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This 24 year old Belgian Bratty Beauty Betty has her bottom beaten by our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. (damn I’m good).  From Real Life Spankings
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I went to school with a girl named Francesca.  Interestingly Francesca Le reminds me of her.  Now do not start researching her background Dear Reader to hope to glean insight about your Humble Narrator since the Francesca in my past is probably 20 years older then Ms Lee.  But I also knew her parents and its more then likely that she indeed got spankings (strict Italian Catholics).  But that thought brings me back to a question I ask myself whenever I walk out of my door.  Who among us,  those in our every day lives enjoy spanking?  There has got to be a way Dear Reader to identify each other with keeping the risk of discovery by our vanilla friends minimal.  Well while we mull that thought over in our brains enjoy my Dear Chelsea spanking Francesca Le on her bare ass on Good Spanking.
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Now that seriously stumped me!  Last week I featured a girl called an “Unknown New Girl”. One of my always astute Dear Readers suggested that another blog had identified her as “Paige Dwyer” So I went to confirm my Dear Reader’s assertion.  Lo and Behold. Not only was he correct but I had actually shown her on The Spanking Spot before.  The Haircut and the loss of a few pounds however had completely made her unrecognizable and yea she is hot.  Well here is Paige before the haircut with the immovable behind of Alexandria.  From Spanking Online (Or Spank Pass or Xerotics 14 Spanking site Special)
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As spanking instruments go the lowly ping pong paddle is probably one of the better household instruments out there.  Its designed to move at high speeds,  Its made of wood and its pretty damn hard.  Unfortunately Yours Truly has a bit of a phobia about the paddles of Ping Pong.  You see Dear Reader I was quite a good player back in the day.  During one particular heated matches I trailed 19-20 in a game where one had to win by two.  Your Humble Narrator won the point throwing my opponent into a rage.  Trying to blow off steam he threw his ping pong paddle.  Not directly at me Dear Reader but more like a 45 degree angle from me.  What he nor I knew is that ping pong paddles act alot like boomerangs when thrown in a particular way.  Thus when the paddle struck me in the back of the head sending me to the hospital in a pool of blood I was quite surprised.  I of course recovered quickly from my battle wound but with a phobia of what is a perfectly good spanking implement.  From Punished Brats
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Since Real Spankings is US based I will refer to their uniforms not as “Private School” but “Catholic School” whom despite Your Humble Narrator growing up in its clutches has become convinced that it is run by a bunch of spanko perverts.  I mean come on Dear Reader.  When it comes to uniforms the Catholics are the masters of spanko fantasies.  From Real Spanking Institute
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I have to wonder out loud Dear Reader how one gets to meet hot young women who are in need of a spanking.  Specifically Redheads which I seem to have an affinity towards.  Well whomever is running Spanked at Home may not have the best quality movies but he has definitely solved the former problem. 
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Ah, the sweet sounds of a spanking echoing though the narrow valleys of a Trailer Park!  Redneck Spanking is back with us,  Normally I would beat them up about movie quality but the guys are really trying.  Besides where else in the Spanking World can one see women who think a Doublewide is a mansion and that kin are potential spouses.  From Redneck Spanking.
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I’ll tell you a secret about Your Humble Narrator.  I am a bit of a voyeur  Not necessarily in the sexual sense but more along the lines I’m fucking nosy.  Now for anyone who has been on the internet for any length of time you will already know what I am about to tell you.  There is not a thing that a person cannot find out about you for no or very little money.  Furthermore and a hell of alot more scary is its mostly totally legal.  This scares me Dear Reader as it should you.  Thus you will never have this problem with The Spanking Spot.  AND! if you ever have a issue with a pay site that I promote with regards to privacy let me know.  I would rather that Yours Truly  never to blog again then to violate ones privacy.  That being said Monica from Real Spankings has the same nosy disease that Your Humble Narrator has.  Fortunately there is a program for her that involves her ass and one hell of a spanking.  From Spank Pass or Real Spanking
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And Finally, (at least for tonight) we have a Handspanking.com.  Now as far as I am concerned Dear Reader all Japanese girls need spankings.  Preferably by males.  But its apparent this is not going happen anytime soon so I guess we will juts have to enjoy what we have today.  
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We start off with a very special spanking on this fine Friday morning.  Dallas The Man with the Iron hand meets Amelia The Girl with the Perfect Ass.  Now mind you Dear Reader, That Amelia Jane Rutherford came to visit Dallas once before early in her now famous career.  But I think she learned her lesson with our Dear Dallas the first time he spanked her.  Since she was in the states trying out for a cheerleading position this time.  One of Dallas’s friends gave him the lowdown on how she was behaving so he decided to visit her at her audition.  With some creative use of the cane and of course his punishing OTK hand spanking.  Amelia is less than pleased.  The other thing to mention,  I know she is acting fearful in many of these scenes.  But when she goes over his knee she looks honestly afraid of what is going to befall her bottom. I guess she remembers how much Dallas’s Spankings hurt. On another note,  do we really need a Spanking Of the Week post this week? It simply doesn’t get better than this  From Dallas Spanks Hard.
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We have the first of the new gals out on Firm Hand Spanking!  Alison Miller the attractive and mouthy redhead is here for her very first spanking.  Alison’s response to getting spanked?  “I wasn’t sure what to expect,” admits Alison. “Who knew a spanking could sting that much! Ouch!” .  The “Rock” panties are a nice touch.  They make a good target.    Perhaps I spoke too soon on The Spanking of the Week.  The Spanker while not my preference sex wise does a DAMN good job at giving our Poor Alison her first spanking.  I applaud thee,  she even manages to make Alison’s bottom the same color as her hair!
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I am a little early for our beloved Spanking Server update this week. So with keeping with our cheerleading theme This is their latest picture update with Karl showing us he indeed knows how to spank a bottom soundly OTK.  The odd thing is I wasn’t even aware they had Cheerleaders in Europe! 
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This week is apparently turning out to be a week of Male spanking Female cornucopia,  much to the probable delight of my long time Dear Reader Dan N.  These are two unknowns from Bad Tushy.  You know Bad Tushy runs some hardcore sites where alot of these models end up cross filming.  So I would be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that these are primarily Adult models that agreed to get spanked.  Now normally (if this is even true) I would say this is a bad thing since those new to this hobby of ours tend to run away when spanked quite hard.  No such thing here Dear Reader.  Unless that leather paddle is made out of foam this girl gets one hell of a spanking. 
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I am convinced our friends across the pond are trying confuse your poor Humble Narrator.  between  a Dutch girl getting spanked by the name of Irelynn and Pandora with her multiple boyfriends I have become quite befuddled Dear Reader.  But at least we all know that Amy Hunter’s cooking is somewhat lacking. (she is from the UK after all).  So her time in the kitchen tends to be limited.  Since her significant other now has a whole other room that has become completely useless he might as well us it to spank poor Amy in.  From Northern Spanking Institute
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Clare Fonda and Dallas must be Neighbors.  If they are not,  they should be since it would be unlikely for either of them to irritate the other with loud smacks and yelping girls.  Now I already know they are located in the same general area since when a model wants to make the west coast spanking tour they visit one and then the other.  As a result these two tend to release the same girl at the same time.  Now Dallas,  Clare.  There is this thing called email.  If you email each other the dates your going to publish the same girl perhaps you can stagger it a week or two.  Don’t get me wrong I love Ms Rutherford,  but she is ending up in every other post and I simply can’t help myself from posting her yet again!  From Girl Spanks Girl
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Now this is what I’m talking about!  Get Tom up,  pop the man with stimulants and anti-depressants and get him back to work!  Naughty girls 24 hours a day can’t be all that bad.  Beverly Bacci and Abigail Whittaker draw poor Tom’s wrath and Beverly is put over his knee.  From Girls Boarding School.
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Our “It” girl is back this week on Bars and Stripes.  After her  handspanking she is probably more than sick of being “IT” and wish someone would come and take “IT” .  But alas Dear Reader no one would take “IT” and after being spanked by yet another “IT” it will be quite hard to “SIT”
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I believe our Dear Clare Fonda has invented a new party game Dear Readers!  Its called Spanking Twister!  From My Spanking Roommate
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Mistress Bliss,  Yet another very attractive southern girl that Spanking Bare Butts has brought in to spank the perpetually naughty Bryanna.  Lets hope in addition to Bryanna’s spanking Ms Bliss gets one of her own.
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And finally for tonight Dear Reader a ode to Butt plugs.  Butt Plugs are quite useful during a spanking.  First it gives one a target to spank around (you don’t want to smack that thing in deeper do you?).  Second if inserted properly it almost stun’s a girl for a few minutes allowing you more time to start the spanking off properly.  Clare takes care of this for us on Spanked Call Girls.
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I have often dreamed Dear Reader about a spanking video game.  Kind of like a perverted GTA4 (if there is such a thing).   Preferably one would get to travel around this huge city and when some store clerk becomes rude to you well… You get to put a beating on her butt!  This of course is highly unlikely since killing innocent civilians is so much more wholesome and entertaining then spanking a bare bottom according to our conservative friends.  Plus I doubt that anyone would make any money off it since Wal-Mart would refuse to carry it due to its nature. 

Now Your Humble Narrator tries to keep an open mind about not only our interest but other fetishes as well but I have woefully failed this time.  This is indeed a dedicated spanking game but Dear Reader it is just plain weird.  Dog-Girl Pole Spanking Game.  After that bit of amusement lets get onto the rest of The Spanking Updates of the Week!

A week without Karl from Spanking Server Dear Reader is like winter without snow or a summer without Sun (unless one lives in the UK,  they are used to that).  One simply cannot have enough of Karl the Germanic Goliath of spanking.  I also needn’t have to remind you he and the rest of the cast of Spanking Server have the pleasure of spanking some of the most beautiful girls on the planet (or Eastern Europe). 
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To keep with our European theme lets move on to Mood Castings.  The sister site to the Famous Mood Pictures.  Castings does not of course run any of Mood’s incredibly hard spanking movies.  No this is where the girls come to try out for those movies.  And while one cannot be guaranteed a perfect spanking every update.  But what would you give to see Samantha Woodley or Amelia Jane Rutherford get their first incredibly hard caning before they were stars.  Karina the very very hot 23 year old is here to try her metal with the Mood Casting Cane. But unfortunately I doubt we will ever see her again after bailing out after only 3 strokes
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Bad Tushy has really hit a nerve with this Guy watches his sister/girlfriend/friend/whatever get spanked by another female. Its kinda hot if you ask me.  I’d much prefer seeing two or more  guys or one guy and a gal hanging out with one of them spanking some poor naughty girl,  but the humiliation is clear Dear Reader.  If the lovers of this particular “interest” were universally spanked then I might argue that many of us were traumatized by a public spanking in our childhood.  But since this is not the case Dear Reader then one can only conclude that one would have more fun spanking in front of spectators. 
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Believe it or not Dear Reader but Your Humble Narrator was once a Tutor.  Now I have been fortunate during those years to rush one of my students to the emergency room while she was in labor and to yell at full faculty members about failing my student’s (half the school) because they didn’t do the problem “his way”  (I won that battle btw).  But the one thing I have always wanted to do is spank some knowledge into some of the numbskulls that signed up for my session.  For once Dear Readers I will say that some of said numbskulls rivaled or perhaps surpassed (in rare occasions) the lovely Sierra Salem.  Spanked by her Tutor for not doing her work.  From Firm Hand Spanking
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Once upon a time a suffering headmaster to a Girls Boarding School had Hair. During those years with his mane of gusto he ruled the Girls Boarding School with a iron hand most of the time firmly planted on beautiful girls asses.   But that was long ago Dear Reader.  Tom no longer has hair and many of the hot amateur spanking models of yesteryear have abandon poor Tom.  But this update is from the lost archives in Tom in all of his glory spanking a very naughty resident of Girls Boarding School.
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I suspect that this is an older post of Sascha Harvey.  If it is not, will whatever gym this girl is working out in needs to be publicly announce since she looks absolutely gorgeous.  Perhaps I am mistaken Dear Reader I have always noticed her beautiful face,   supple and full rear but never the rest of her.  Damn she looks hot.  From Northern Spanking
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In a rare turn of events my dear Clare Fonda is put over Beverly Bacci’s Knee.  Beverly surprisingly gives Clare a pretty respectable spanking with both her hand and a hairbrush.  As a testament to Clare’s love of spanking.  If you owned a website such as Spanked Call Girls would one really submit themselves to a spanking unless they truly loved it?   From Spanked Call Girls
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Paige, Xerotics New Girl don’s a schoolgirl outfit which I might mention is one step away from heaven.  Arriving at this Girls School Dear Reader its apparent that she does not yet understand the rules.  Paige’s ass however I can pretty much guarantee that it Now understands the rules and will do its best to influence the rest of her to keep it from turning red from a spanking on a consistent basis.  From Spanked Schoolgirls
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One of my favorite spanking scenario’s is the spendthrift wife or even better irresponsible trust fund daughter or niece.  The latter best describes poor Freda, born with a silver spoon in her mouth and living off of a generous allowance from either her father or uncle Freda just “had” have a few things over extending her allowance for the last time.  Personally I would like to see this treatment of spendthrifts  on MTV rather then “my obscenely expensive sweet 16” or “MTV Cribs that will be foreclosed on as soon as I am washed up”.  From Sit Spanking or Via the VIP Spanking all in one Pass
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This Dear Reader appears to be an oldie but goodie from Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl.  Here is short haired Clair (Thank goodness she let her hair grow out) spanking a very young and very very naked Paris Kennedy.  I’m not entirely sure how long Paris has been in the business of getting her naughty bottom spanked. But this could be one of her first spankings on film. 
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There seems to be two themes this week going on.  First the spanking of wayward women who spend too much money.  This of course is of little surprise Dear Reader considering our present economic situation.  The second is the revenge of the Geezers on young woman’s bare bottoms.  Now when Your Humble Narrator becomes a Geezer Dear Reader I can only hope that I will have enough vitality to spank women in films rather then playing bingo and driving 40 miles an hour in the left lane with my blinker on. From Spanking Mags
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Looks like the lovely Bryanna is trying out some new spanking positions.  They call this the Reverse OTK but if it really was that wouldn’t it just be some girl sitting on your lap with her legs stuck up in the air?  I can tell this question is going to keep Yours Truly up all night.  From Spanking Bare Butts
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Your Humble Narrators Favorite Firecrotch Amber is really getting the hang of being a Top.  She is beginning to dish out some really hard spankings to some of her acquaintances.  While I would much prefer to see her getting the spanking she is really doing a good job to spice things up.  I’m thinking that she might be in the running for most improved this year. All that hair pulling is sexy by the way  From Spank Amber
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And Finally for tonight another Blast from the Past on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site, Good Spanking Classics.  This week features a very young Chelsea herself using the hairbrush and a small leather paddle on the supple rear of Catherine Beaumont.  You know Dear Reader I haven’t seen alot of Chelsea getting spanked from the early days.  I am actually wondering if she was a Top from day one.  If anyone could shed some light on that it would much appreciated.
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When it comes to quitting smoking Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator firmly believes that Spankee’s have the upper hand.  What could be a more effective smoking cessation program then a good hard spanking whenever one picks up a cigarette.  As for us Spanking Dear Reader,  we do not have it quite that easy.  I speak of this since yes,  Yours Truly has indeed begun the long process to quit smoking.  This time Dear Reader I am trying Chantrix which binds with the receptors that give you pleasure when you drag on that oh so heavenly cancer stick.  Personally I think for the spankee wanting to quit the pain receptors on the bottom would overwhelm any pleasure on gets from an inhale of nicotine. 

So Dear Readers for the next few weeks if I become curt or start speaking incessantly about the wonders of nicotine please stop me.  But for now lets get on with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

To start off This weeks updates we have the lovely Angel back once again with our Abel Amsterdam Authoritarian on Real Life Spanking.  While she is not getting a spanking for smoking she is indeed getting one for probably the 2nd biggest reason one needs to spank females.  She forgot to pay her bills! So Dear Reader as a lesson triple A puts her over his knee and gives her probably the hardest spanking I have seen him give to date. 
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I think we all need to offer a round of applause for Erica Corvina’s Return to Punished Brats. I am indeed not sure if she is a Latin Beauty or some other nationality (perhaps Italian?) but that is pretty much irrelevant when faced with her beautiful bottom across ones knee.  Actually I often do wonder how David Pierson keeps his business like composure when spanking these girls.  Erica away from college manages to smash yet another car into a suicide mailbox that jumped out in the middle of the street.  Her understanding father dispatches his insurance adjuster to deal with the incident.  and her..
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Hmm Dear Reader,  What hath we here.  It seems that English Spankers is introducing yet another girl to spanking.  A cute redhead with one of those appearances that indicate she could 20 or 40 and of course wearing ridiculously skimpy clothing.  None of which offer any significant protection even before her skirt goes up and her panties come down.  Yet another Chloe on the spanking scene is never a bad thing.  I am just getting confused.  Why couldn’t anyone be named Mary or Edna?  Don’t Edna’s get spanked too? 
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Bun Beating Fun has updated again!  This might be a habit Dear Readers and the return of one of the oldest spanking sites on the web.  I really miss Bun Beating Fun,  The lines are classic.  “Why are you Hitting me!” Well because I am spanking you dummy. “Why are you pulling my pants down”  Umm perhaps to spank you on the bare bottom.  “Why am I a bad Girl?” Do you even have to ask that.  It also looks like Bun Beating fun is experimenting with a higher quality of video which is something well needed.  great spanking of Aaralyn Berra another small time porn star.  This is probably one of the best spankings I have seen our Mystery Spanker give in a long while, and her cell phone ringing as she is getting spanked is quite amusing
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My Dear Clare Fonda has finally finished posting her new Epic Movie Exclusive Education 3.  Incidentally there is a copy sitting right in front of me which Your Humble Narrator will be reviewing next week!  Meanwhile enjoy these pictures of these fine girls getting a group OTK spanking.  From Girl Spanks Girl
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Your Humble Narrator just wants to reiterate Dear Reader, Amelia Jane Rutherford is unbelievably beautiful.  I have never seen her dolled up like this before with very casual dress and her hair in pigtails (Swoon!).  She is quite colorful when allowed to dress her self for a spanking.  Now our Dear Chelsea Pfeiffer the female spanking guru puts her over her knee and gives her a good spanking over a pair of cargo type jeans and then on a pair of mesh panties.  Stay tuned for the bare bottom spanking.  From Good Spanking.
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Maggie, a pleasantly plump young gal has a tendency to leave all of her toys around the house.  Anyone who has ever stepped on a Lego at 3am with bare feet knows how dangerous this could be.  Except as an adult Maggie’s toys are someone more treacherous, causing Alex to trip and almost break his arm!  Much to Maggie’s chagrin the arm is indeed not broken and now can be used on her bare ass.  From Spanked At Home
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Being a rather grumpy old man, I must say that Your Humble Narrator absolutely hates Halloween.  To spend an entire evening answering a doorbell and giving out candy to small children is just about the worst thing I could possibly think of.  Your other option is to apply really low grade makeup and stand uncomfortably at some party while said makeup is slowly dripping down your face.  No Dear Reader I do not like this holiday.  But apparently in the trailer park down south it is quite a holiday.  Particularly when girls dress up and get spanked in schoolgirl outfits.  From Redneck Spanking
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It is indeed debatable Dear Reader that this girl Jennifer, the next girl to try out for Mood Pictures is indeed 21. At first I was very very skeptical  But I looked closely at some of the pictures and it is indeed possible that she is that young.  Well regardless of her age the girl from Budapest was innocently looking for a summer job.  Soon she discovered she could make as much in an hour as the whole summer.  The only catch is she would probably not be able to sit down for the rest of the summer.  The interesting thing Dear Reader is that fact that she gets though all 50 strokes though with a bit of yelling and sobbing. This could be quite the intriguing “what did I do this summer” essay.  from Mood Castings
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And Finally for tonight we have a older Japanese girl who looks absolutely terrified to get spanked.  This is new arrival Mai interviewing for a spanking job.  (namely getting spanked).  The look on her face before she is to be spanked  is indeed classic.  I might keep that one and use it as a testament on how all girls should look before their spanking.  From Hand Spanking
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I am sure Dear Reader, like Your Humble Narrator you are quite exhausted this week from watching your future swirl around the drain that we call the stock market.  Now obviously I wish not to remind you that the house of cards which we were bamboozled into buying into is falling down around us.  Interestingly no one seems to know why.  But that is besides the point.  I have a solution Dear Reader!  We should start trading futures on spanked bottoms.  Why might you ask?  Well first of all there would be no complicated derivatives (how could you section off part of a bottom.  “I want the crack!”, “I want the left cheek” etc).  Second of all you would know exactly how to value a well spanked ass by the color it turns.;  To keep it all honest,  We would have a auditor inspect each and every trading rear (I humbly volunteer Dear Reader if only to put transparency in the system) for signs of wear and tear and to hedge against the  possibility the bottom would fall off thus making it worthless.  The advantage of this spanking trading model is that it is highly unlikely that all the models bottoms would fall off all at once thus causing a crash.  Plus as a further measure we could demand to see the models financials to look for any indication of a large purchase of duct tape. 

I will have to say it would make trading alot more interesting on the floor of the exchange.  Now Dear Reader off to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Well the head of Leman Brothers got punched in the face by one of his (former) employee’s the day the company went Bankrupt.  While a understandable sentiment I wonder if a spanking would suffice for some of the female CEO’s of recently failed companies.  There are none!  And I would never torture poor Karl with someone of the same sex to spank (Besides these are some of the homeliest bunch of CEO’s I have ever seen).  Karl instead (quite enjoyably might I add) instead deals justice on 7 beautiful naughty girls.  The girl in the OTK must be new since Karl uncharacteristically goes soft on her bare bottom.  But Kelly in the schoolgirl uniform gets no such break.  From Spanking Server.
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Oh how I missed Mood Castings the past 2 weeks.  But they have indeed returned Dear Reader to offer us yet another lovely lady who wants to try out for Mood’s wonderful Movies on Mood Pictures.  This is 21 Year old Sophie who has indeed been spanked before by a boyfriend.  She comes to Mood though a Agent (They have spanking agents?) and she wishes to challenge herself.  This Dear Readers has got to be one of the hardest caning’s I have ever seen.  Poor Sophie is in tears by the 7th stroke, but somehow she gets though all 50.  The welts to tell you the truth was a little even to much for me,  ruining Mood’s casting couch when she sits down upon it. 
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Last week I was saying it was somewhat odd that Kay Richards had the power and strength to spank the much bigger Alyssa Dior.  Well things this week Dear Reader, are how they should be.  While I am pretty confident I could restrain the naked Kay,   if in the unlikely event that Alyssa shows up at my doorstep wearing that outfit,  I just might be brave enough to try to take her over my knee.  The black eye’s that would inevitably result would be well worth it.  From Girl Spanks Girl
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Firm Hand Spanking has the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford in just about every model’s dreaded spanking (at least all the ones I’ve talked to)  position ever!  The Diaper Position!  To make matters worse she gets it with a thick and rather rugged razors strap.  Also on a side note Firm Hand (as a testament on how much they are in to spanking) also has the full movie of those students down south who got paddled by the Principle.  Nice touch. 

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I have to find out where Bad Tushy films.  I respect any place in the world that can find hot girls who take a spanking and say “Fuckin” at least 100 times per clip.  The only people I have ever known who can do that are from Jersey or Minneapolis.  I mean it is really quite impressive to be able to  write a script and fit that many “Fuckin”’s in a 4 minute clip while spanking a struggling girl!  Quite a gift indeed Dear Reader.  I declare this the winner of Spanking while saying “Fuckin” as many times as humanly possible spanking clip of the week!
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The moral of this story for my Lady Readers is .  Don’t spank another female undeservingly.  Particularly when there is a rather large man in the house to give you the same treatment.  From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass)
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Ok this is SO not right!  Leia Ann Woods is mine!  Mine I tell you!.  Now this guy not only has the opportunity to spank the women of my dreams but she poses with him too!  An Outrage I tell you Dear Reader!  I am indeed going to have to have a word with Lucy and Paul to keep that creature away from men!  Now please excuse me while Your Humble Narrator goes and weeps himself to sleep.  From Northern Spanking
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Bryanna’s Husband is a semi lucky man.  While he has a hot southern naughty wife that needs a good spanking now and then.  His wife invites all of these very hot girls over to his house to spank her yet the poor man never gets to spank any of these ladies.  What is indeed good for the goose is for the gander Dear Reader.  Who says Bryanna lets her husband spank some of these women.  Particularly this girl with some of the most beautiful and stunning eyes I have ever seen. From Spanking Bare Butts
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You know,  I have known the Precious Adele Haze since Your Humble Narrator started The Spanking Spot.  And in the two years I have known her I have never noticed that she has (or had) braces. Now as a Native of the UK I know they are mandatory unless your the heir to the throne or Tony Blair. But how odd Dear Reader since while dating a vanilla girl with braces invites all sorts of cataclysmic possibilities to the average male.  Spanking however does not! And of course it kind of adds to the fantasy of a schoolgirl.  But Adel the schoolgirl has graduated into a life of crime.  I just wonder why she reports to prison in a ballerina Dress.  From Bars and Stripes
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Writing lines was never a big punishment in the States.  Most of us were wondering what Harry Potter was doing when the teacher told him to write “lines” with her magic pen.  In the area where Your Humble Narrator grew up we didn’t even have detention which may explain my complete distaste for authority and republicans.  Pretty much the only tools at the schools disposal was a note sent home (which was quickly intercepted) and in and out suspension (you get to sit in a room and entertain yourself or if your lucky stay at home).  My Southern Brethren were not so lucky I am sure they would have killed to be punished by the magic pen,  as the strap and paddle were used quite liberally.  Well our Dear all suffering Tom shows us how to combine the two on Girls Boarding School.
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On Chelsea Pfeiffer’s New Site we get a new update!  Sinn from Spank Sinn is indeed spanked.  The title is called Spanked and Fucked.  Our Dear Chelsea has indeed promised us there will indeed be an appendage at some point.  For now just enjoy the spanking. 
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Ah the girl known as Stanton.  The spankee with a sort of chipmunky sort of cuteness to her.  In the true High Definition Spanking Clip called Need it Hard, she goes both over the knee and takes the cane for her transgressions and looking so as cute as a small woodland animal.  From HD Spank.
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Your Humble Narrator used to go to a shrink (yea big surprise).  One day I asked the shrink what happens to the money I give him for listening to my pathetic problems and offering even more pathetic solutions.  He responded that he feeds his family, pays for his hour etc.  After thinking about this a little bit, I canceled all the appointments, and used the money I used to give him on a weekly basis to learn how to fly.  Veronica Ford is not so lucky for after figuring this tidbit on knowledge Sharon Cane spanks her into submission.  From Good Spanking Classics.
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