Your Humble Narrator apparently “Rocks”.  I know this Dear Reader since I am told on a frequent basis by this silly game that this is indeed true.  You see Dear Reader,  once upon a time Your Humble Narrator wondered what kind of pathetic human being sat and played a fake guitar to a pre-defined rhythm only to be rewarded with music that one can easily download illegally!  That is until your Humble Narrator was quite nefariously given a “guitar hero” set.  You see Dear Reader,  mashing buttons on a plastic device made to look like a musical instrument has embolden me that Yours Truly can “Rock” with the likes of Jimmy Paige, Angus Young and yes even Ricky Martin.  I am Dear Reader the “Brushstrokes of Rock” !  FREEBIRD!

Ok Dear Reader enough of my amusement.  Once again its time for The Spanking Updates of the week.  But before we go on.,  DON’T FORGET TO NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE SPANKO’S. 

Quick Newsflash!  Sadly Betty Page a early forerunner in spanking is dead at the age of 85.  She will be missed

I must be living in the wrong country Dear Readers since they simply do not make lazy maids of this quality here in the US. Aside from filling out the outfit quite well this girl has a ass that approaches on perfection.  Our Dear Karl recognize this and gives us a fantastic OTK spanking of it.  Meanwhile in the other 6 updates on Spanking Server we get some nice canings of schoolgirls and one girl’s date with the stocks

So Amelia Jane Rutherford was awakened and spanked by per posh private tutor a couple of weeks ago.  Well its looking like she was having a bad day since after being awoken so abrupt and painfully she gets dressed in her precious school uniform only to suffer the indignity of another spanking!  From Northern Spanking

Yes I know this next update from Firm Hand Spanking denies us Dear Reader the glory of seeing Samantha Woodley’s bare bottom.  But Wooden paddles do hurt and none of us would want our Samantha to damage that precious ass of hers.  Plus sometimes a good spanking over jeans or a tight skirt just feels right. 

Being that Your Humble Narrator got stuck in the middle of nowhere Hell that is Pennsylvania for 4 years I was not to fond of the state in my younger years.  Actually Its not really Pennsylvania since as far as I am concerned the state is comprised of Philly and Pittsburg, with the remaining area’s being more like Kentucky.  In any case I had and took the opportunity to spill soup on the governor of PA in return for being arrested for underage drinking.  (A crime that I’m not sure was illegal from the area I came from).  Now Unlike Clare here I did not get a spanking.  But that is a good thing Dear Reader since neither I nor the governor would have enjoyed it.  Unlike this spanking from Real Spanking Institute or Real Spanking Pass

Salt and Peppered haired Jody finds herself once again dolled up in a schoolgirl uniform and subsequently over a gentleman’s knee with her very shapely bottom exposed.  A great traditional OTK Spanking here for the traditionalist spanker.  That and its in true high definition!  From HD Spank (or their 14 site special)

Ah my muse Leia Ann Woods and my favorite female spanker My Dear Clare Fonda meet up for a naked spanking for Leia.  This from what I was told by Clare was a impromptu spanking session when both ladies were at the Shadowlane party.  Now had I known Leia was going to be there this year I surely would have made double the effort to be there.  From Spanked CallGirls

Speaking of shapely we have yet another butt that is famous for its unique attributes.  That rear just happens to be owned by the one and only Sascha Harvey!  Her prison uniform thoughtfully removed for us to enjoy her in her fantastic birthday suit.  From Bars and Stripes

You know Dear Reader I really didn’t think I would like this latest update from Bad Tushy when I first glanced at it.  While a picture is worth a thousand words Dear Reader A Movie is worth a few more then that.  First the Spanker is HOT!  I mean very attractive.  Second while the super pretty ones don’t usually spank hard. this girl beats the shit out of the spankee’s bottom with a large wooden paddle.  The unfortunate girl receiving this treatment does not seem prepared about how much those damn paddles hurt but she manages to suffer though it for a great spanking scene.

Sinn Sage is indeed a busy girl.  She has lined up Ariel X (who is also a very sexy spankee) to beat her bottom this week on her website Spank Sinn

ooh it appears that Xerotics has a new girl for the spanking.  On Spanked Schoolgirls they feature this yet unnamed model.  Attractive?  check,  Needs to eat a sandwich?  Check.  Not sure I like the  hairstyle, but it is quite interesting which I am sure warrants a good spanking.  (or also Xerotics 14 site Special)
 

God I miss Brandi.  I wonder if there is anything we can do to get this girl out of retirement.  Well at least we have the material that Spanking Teen Brandi is still posting. 

I think I remember these from days gone by Dear Reader.  Another blast from the past to finish up the spanking updates of the week.  This classic is from Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Retro Spanking site Good Spanking Classics.

Lets begin today as we did last week.  With a brand new Spankee from Firm Hand Spanking.  This is Tiffany Hendricks, with milky white skin which tan’s probably as much as Chloe Elise.  Like Chloe she also has a simple beauty about her.  Too bad she is a rich little brat who is in desperate need of a spanking.  This time spanked by her college administrator.  (Tiffany is maybe 25 tops) pretty good for her first time.  I look forward to Firm Hand bringing out the big guns in a few weeks to spank poor Tiffany.

ah,  what to we have here on Clare Fonda’s New site My Spanking Roommate.  Could it be the stunning Kailee getting her ass whacked properly by an odd fellow by the name of Mr. Ford.  Now he may not be looking for billions of dollars of bailout money from the government, he does have his own unique problems.  Particularly an Unhappy and struggling Kailee during her spanking.  As a footnote I have to say she is looking mighty fine. I think she even lost some weight.  I guess her spankings are effective because she looks fantastic!

You know I am usually so obsessed with our Dear Karl spanking these beautiful women I always forget to give credit to his tall blonde and beautiful spanking partner.  I know not her name but she is probably one of the more underrated female spankers out there.  I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing her get a couple of spankings of her own but I am sure that will come in time.  In addition,  while I tend not to run anything on The Spanking Spot that is not blatantly spanking.  Karl gives us a glimpse into a little warm-up with a little punishment on the front of a girls thighs.  Not sure I like it,  but it is different.  From Spanking Server 

I have come to the conclusion that my Muse Leia Ann Woods likes to fight.  Actually she likes to fight quite a bit.  So when I will inevitably be joined with her,  remind me not to piss her off otherwise she may hit Your Humble Narrator in the face thus making him cry.  Not a good omen for a lifetime of bliss with the most beautiful spankee in the world.  Zoe Montana on the other hand isn’t too bad of a scrapper herself.  Too bad it earned her a spanking.  From Northern Spanking
 

Before the M/f fans out there start to yell at me,  We have our Dear Tom once a again “Spanking zee Stoopid Giurls but my hair keeps falling out of zee head you girly men!”  After Beverly felt the hand of Bald Tom,  Abigail is the next to go over his knee for her first experience of the wrath of a hair deficient male.  (well unless Dallas wears a rug!,  Yea I know I am gonna get a nasty email from him now!)  From Girls Boarding School

Speaking of Rugs I think I am going to get one since my cranial follicles have decided long ago that my scalp did not provide them with a nurturing environment.  But Dear Reader I am a bit cheap.  So I have decided that I will find a dead cat someplace and have it stapled to my head.  It might smell a bit after some time but it simply couldn’t be any worse then some of the rug’s  Your Humble Narrator has seen over the years.  This of course has nothing to do with the spanking Beverly Bacci takes from Clare Fonda but I figured it would amuse you Dear Reader.  From Spanked Call Girls.

Since my flub last week in failing to identify Audrey Knight I can understand your skepticism to my claim that I really sat there for about 20 minutes trying to figure out if that was Audrey or not.   My logical side got the best of me figuring that since she was new to the spanking scene as a Spankee she wouldn’t end up on Bad Tushy quite yet.  Starting as a mainstream spanking light site Bad Tushy has been making noises in the past year Dear Reader.  I would have to say at this point one cannot deny these guys are a player in our niche Dear Reader.  And a good one at that.
 

A bathroom spanking Dear Reader is always welcome.  I am not sure what compels us to spank our females in the bathroom.  Perhaps it is the fact they tend to be in their birthday suits.  Regardless I will have to say this is one of the better bathroom spankings I have seen.  From Spanking Vids (or a 14 spanking site special).

Ah Ms Bliss is back to spank the poor Bryanna on Spanking Bare Butts.  Now I just want to point something out here.  I don’t for a second think that Bliss is a professional dominatrix. Not that I would love to spank the naughty Bryanna but  there is something about this Bliss girl that makes me want to spank the hell out of her.  I think its time to find these guys a spanker for some of these girls.  From Spanking Bare Butts

She always gets spanked by the most wonderfully colored toys.  From Spank Amber

What would an update be without Amelia Jane Rutherford.  In her quest to be spanked by just about everyone except me, she learns sleeping on the upper bunk bed can be a bit painful.  Now Amelia,  I know you don’t get the whole blogging/Internet thing since I have been met with silence from my repeated attempts to interview.  But on the off chance you may stumble across The Spanking Spot, please from the bottom of my soul take a month or two off.  The last thing I would want to see in 2009 is that your ass fell off.  This is of course because I have not yet spanked it and quite honestly, it makes sitting down impossible and who wants to stand all the time.  From Bars and Stripes

Finally for this week Dear Reader is a bit of a blast from the past with Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics.  Or gals from spanking ghosts of the past is Eve Ellis and Kelly Ashton.

Brushstrokes

I have often dreamed Dear Reader about a spanking video game.  Kind of like a perverted GTA4 (if there is such a thing).   Preferably one would get to travel around this huge city and when some store clerk becomes rude to you well… You get to put a beating on her butt!  This of course is highly unlikely since killing innocent civilians is so much more wholesome and entertaining then spanking a bare bottom according to our conservative friends.  Plus I doubt that anyone would make any money off it since Wal-Mart would refuse to carry it due to its nature. 

Now Your Humble Narrator tries to keep an open mind about not only our interest but other fetishes as well but I have woefully failed this time.  This is indeed a dedicated spanking game but Dear Reader it is just plain weird.  Dog-Girl Pole Spanking Game.  After that bit of amusement lets get onto the rest of The Spanking Updates of the Week!

A week without Karl from Spanking Server Dear Reader is like winter without snow or a summer without Sun (unless one lives in the UK,  they are used to that).  One simply cannot have enough of Karl the Germanic Goliath of spanking.  I also needn’t have to remind you he and the rest of the cast of Spanking Server have the pleasure of spanking some of the most beautiful girls on the planet (or Eastern Europe). 

To keep with our European theme lets move on to Mood Castings.  The sister site to the Famous Mood Pictures.  Castings does not of course run any of Mood’s incredibly hard spanking movies.  No this is where the girls come to try out for those movies.  And while one cannot be guaranteed a perfect spanking every update.  But what would you give to see Samantha Woodley or Amelia Jane Rutherford get their first incredibly hard caning before they were stars.  Karina the very very hot 23 year old is here to try her metal with the Mood Casting Cane. But unfortunately I doubt we will ever see her again after bailing out after only 3 strokes

Bad Tushy has really hit a nerve with this Guy watches his sister/girlfriend/friend/whatever get spanked by another female. Its kinda hot if you ask me.  I’d much prefer seeing two or more  guys or one guy and a gal hanging out with one of them spanking some poor naughty girl,  but the humiliation is clear Dear Reader.  If the lovers of this particular “interest” were universally spanked then I might argue that many of us were traumatized by a public spanking in our childhood.  But since this is not the case Dear Reader then one can only conclude that one would have more fun spanking in front of spectators. 

Believe it or not Dear Reader but Your Humble Narrator was once a Tutor.  Now I have been fortunate during those years to rush one of my students to the emergency room while she was in labor and to yell at full faculty members about failing my student’s (half the school) because they didn’t do the problem “his way”  (I won that battle btw).  But the one thing I have always wanted to do is spank some knowledge into some of the numbskulls that signed up for my session.  For once Dear Readers I will say that some of said numbskulls rivaled or perhaps surpassed (in rare occasions) the lovely Sierra Salem.  Spanked by her Tutor for not doing her work.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Once upon a time a suffering headmaster to a Girls Boarding School had Hair. During those years with his mane of gusto he ruled the Girls Boarding School with a iron hand most of the time firmly planted on beautiful girls asses.   But that was long ago Dear Reader.  Tom no longer has hair and many of the hot amateur spanking models of yesteryear have abandon poor Tom.  But this update is from the lost archives in Tom in all of his glory spanking a very naughty resident of Girls Boarding School.

I suspect that this is an older post of Sascha Harvey.  If it is not, will whatever gym this girl is working out in needs to be publicly announce since she looks absolutely gorgeous.  Perhaps I am mistaken Dear Reader I have always noticed her beautiful face,   supple and full rear but never the rest of her.  Damn she looks hot.  From Northern Spanking

In a rare turn of events my dear Clare Fonda is put over Beverly Bacci’s Knee.  Beverly surprisingly gives Clare a pretty respectable spanking with both her hand and a hairbrush.  As a testament to Clare’s love of spanking.  If you owned a website such as Spanked Call Girls would one really submit themselves to a spanking unless they truly loved it?   From Spanked Call Girls

Paige, Xerotics New Girl don’s a schoolgirl outfit which I might mention is one step away from heaven.  Arriving at this Girls School Dear Reader its apparent that she does not yet understand the rules.  Paige’s ass however I can pretty much guarantee that it Now understands the rules and will do its best to influence the rest of her to keep it from turning red from a spanking on a consistent basis.  From Spanked Schoolgirls

One of my favorite spanking scenario’s is the spendthrift wife or even better irresponsible trust fund daughter or niece.  The latter best describes poor Freda, born with a silver spoon in her mouth and living off of a generous allowance from either her father or uncle Freda just “had” have a few things over extending her allowance for the last time.  Personally I would like to see this treatment of spendthrifts  on MTV rather then “my obscenely expensive sweet 16” or “MTV Cribs that will be foreclosed on as soon as I am washed up”.  From Sit Spanking or Via the VIP Spanking all in one Pass. 

This Dear Reader appears to be an oldie but goodie from Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl.  Here is short haired Clair (Thank goodness she let her hair grow out) spanking a very young and very very naked Paris Kennedy.  I’m not entirely sure how long Paris has been in the business of getting her naughty bottom spanked. But this could be one of her first spankings on film. 

There seems to be two themes this week going on.  First the spanking of wayward women who spend too much money.  This of course is of little surprise Dear Reader considering our present economic situation.  The second is the revenge of the Geezers on young woman’s bare bottoms.  Now when Your Humble Narrator becomes a Geezer Dear Reader I can only hope that I will have enough vitality to spank women in films rather then playing bingo and driving 40 miles an hour in the left lane with my blinker on. From Spanking Mags
   

Looks like the lovely Bryanna is trying out some new spanking positions.  They call this the Reverse OTK but if it really was that wouldn’t it just be some girl sitting on your lap with her legs stuck up in the air?  I can tell this question is going to keep Yours Truly up all night.  From Spanking Bare Butts

Your Humble Narrators Favorite Firecrotch Amber is really getting the hang of being a Top.  She is beginning to dish out some really hard spankings to some of her acquaintances.  While I would much prefer to see her getting the spanking she is really doing a good job to spice things up.  I’m thinking that she might be in the running for most improved this year. All that hair pulling is sexy by the way  From Spank Amber

And Finally for tonight another Blast from the Past on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site, Good Spanking Classics.  This week features a very young Chelsea herself using the hairbrush and a small leather paddle on the supple rear of Catherine Beaumont.  You know Dear Reader I haven’t seen alot of Chelsea getting spanked from the early days.  I am actually wondering if she was a Top from day one.  If anyone could shed some light on that it would much appreciated.
 

Brushstrokes

Lets see Dear Readers.  What have we for you today.  Now I did mention that I was trying to quit smoking yesterday.  But Fear Not Dear Reader,  Your Humble narrator has not quite reached his quit date.  Thus this will not be a dissertation on why Nicotine is indeed the best thing that man has ever come across.  But Today is Friday. and it is indeed time for the Spanking Updates of the Week!

I can honestly say that Your Humble Narrator have been yelling at poor Clare Fonda to get this next update up.  This is Krissy Capri,  Yes she is petite, Yes she is probably in need of a good sandwich.  This of course means that Yours Truly is instantly smitten with this girl who gets her first spanking ever.  From Spanked Sweeties
 

The always defiant and a pouty face that could kill our lovely Samantha Woodley gets hers.  As you might recall Michaela and she were to open a nightclub for their boss.  Instead they had a private party.  Now normally you would just fire such wayward employee’s but spanking them is just way more fun. Nice boots by the way! From Firm Hand Spanking

Whitney got a cool new shirt.  ironically it has THE HUN.com emblazoned all over it.  Her teacher (played by the wonderful Ms Law)  interested in internet marketing decides to look up the site.  Now for any of you out there that have perused internet porn in the past The Hun probably needs no explanation.  Its one of the biggest Porn TGP directory sites out there.  Shocked what her student was inadvertently advertising in school.  Ms Law decides to teach poor Whitney a lesson about checking out the company before you become a walking billboard.  From Bad Tushy

Now what have we here Dear Reader,  Yet another lovely girl on Northern Spanking I apparently missed.  And in one of your humble narrator’s favorite outfits.  Jeans.  Well Dear Reader it doesn’t take long for the Jeans to come off and giving poor Ingrid Bose a Bare Ass Spanking.  Now to get back to the update in question Dear Reader.  It is never a good idea to get a spanking for your disagreement on how to cook a chicken.  There are more important things to spank about. 

Elizabeth Simpson gets a trip back to school on Spank My Bottom (Via Spankpass).  The great thing about this video is that she still looks damn good in a school uniform.
   

When it comes to butt naked girls,  there is nothing like a girl in her Birthday suit lying in bed waiting for a gentleman to spank her already bare bottom.  Now our Dear Tom lives with almost constant temptation at Girls Boarding School.  But as we have come to expect when a punishment is needed.  Tom stays focused on the task at hand and saves his fantasies for later. 

Oddly I have never gotten being “IT”.  Perhaps that is because Dear Reader that Your Humble Narrator has indeed never been “IT” unless you count playing tag rather pathetically.  In fact Dear Readers I usually only refer to people as “IT” after one of my friends insists on showing me his new born to which I ask respectably “What is it?”  Well Rachel, ironically an inmate at our favorite Women’s correctional center at Bars and Stripes is quite the “IT” girl.  Needless to say the warden doesn’t take to kindly to this and decides to spank the “IT” our of her

I think I have said this before but Your Humble Narrator tends not to go for the Lesbian scenes.  Though for some reason I love saying the work LESBIAN! But I digress.  For those who enjoy LESBIANS SPANKING! each other with this update I think I can see where your interest comes from.  Now of course I have gotten started thus I will probably be shouting LESBIANS! at random intervals for the next week.  From Spank Sinn

The girl with the Amazing eyes is back on Spanking Bare Butts.  In probably one of the most amazing outfits I have ever had the pleasure laying eyes on.  Now this time instead of putting poor Bryanna over her knee the tables are delightfully turned.  Jeez that girls eyes are stunning!

Now Dear Readers, I wonder.  After you give your gal a good hard bare bottom spanking.  Do you “make up”  and give her a bit hug to reassure her after her punishment.  Well My Favorite Firecrotch, Amber apparently needs this reassurance even with her bottom on fire.  From Spank Amber

Girls have a tendency to lollygag.  To my married readers, How many times have you been ready to go for 3 hours while your lovely wife decides she needs to clean the house and dye her hair  as you sit in the car with the engine running and perhaps a small group of whining children.  Yes Dear Reader, If you want to be on time please do not include a female (with no offence to my Female Reader of course) .  These girls from SpankCamp have once again spent way too much time blow-drying their hair and gossiping when they could have joined the camp activities. 

Your Humble Narrator has a “thing” for overalls.  Ask me not why since I really don’t understand it myself.  Actually I am desperately trying to get my girlfriend to don her pair but to no avail.  But in the interest of somewhat unique “interests” when it comes to the female form if your out there,  leave a comment please! or just email me.   If there are any of those who share my interest well here is one from the retro spanking site, Good Spanking Classics.
 

 Brushstrokes

I am sure Dear Reader, like Your Humble Narrator you are quite exhausted this week from watching your future swirl around the drain that we call the stock market.  Now obviously I wish not to remind you that the house of cards which we were bamboozled into buying into is falling down around us.  Interestingly no one seems to know why.  But that is besides the point.  I have a solution Dear Reader!  We should start trading futures on spanked bottoms.  Why might you ask?  Well first of all there would be no complicated derivatives (how could you section off part of a bottom.  “I want the crack!”, “I want the left cheek” etc).  Second of all you would know exactly how to value a well spanked ass by the color it turns.;  To keep it all honest,  We would have a auditor inspect each and every trading rear (I humbly volunteer Dear Reader if only to put transparency in the system) for signs of wear and tear and to hedge against the  possibility the bottom would fall off thus making it worthless.  The advantage of this spanking trading model is that it is highly unlikely that all the models bottoms would fall off all at once thus causing a crash.  Plus as a further measure we could demand to see the models financials to look for any indication of a large purchase of duct tape. 

I will have to say it would make trading alot more interesting on the floor of the exchange.  Now Dear Reader off to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Well the head of Leman Brothers got punched in the face by one of his (former) employee’s the day the company went Bankrupt.  While a understandable sentiment I wonder if a spanking would suffice for some of the female CEO’s of recently failed companies.  There are none!  And I would never torture poor Karl with someone of the same sex to spank (Besides these are some of the homeliest bunch of CEO’s I have ever seen).  Karl instead (quite enjoyably might I add) instead deals justice on 7 beautiful naughty girls.  The girl in the OTK must be new since Karl uncharacteristically goes soft on her bare bottom.  But Kelly in the schoolgirl uniform gets no such break.  From Spanking Server.

Oh how I missed Mood Castings the past 2 weeks.  But they have indeed returned Dear Reader to offer us yet another lovely lady who wants to try out for Mood’s wonderful Movies on Mood Pictures.  This is 21 Year old Sophie who has indeed been spanked before by a boyfriend.  She comes to Mood though a Agent (They have spanking agents?) and she wishes to challenge herself.  This Dear Readers has got to be one of the hardest caning’s I have ever seen.  Poor Sophie is in tears by the 7th stroke, but somehow she gets though all 50.  The welts to tell you the truth was a little even to much for me,  ruining Mood’s casting couch when she sits down upon it. 

Last week I was saying it was somewhat odd that Kay Richards had the power and strength to spank the much bigger Alyssa Dior.  Well things this week Dear Reader, are how they should be.  While I am pretty confident I could restrain the naked Kay,   if in the unlikely event that Alyssa shows up at my doorstep wearing that outfit,  I just might be brave enough to try to take her over my knee.  The black eye’s that would inevitably result would be well worth it.  From Girl Spanks Girl
  

Firm Hand Spanking has the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford in just about every model’s dreaded spanking (at least all the ones I’ve talked to)  position ever!  The Diaper Position!  To make matters worse she gets it with a thick and rather rugged razors strap.  Also on a side note Firm Hand (as a testament on how much they are in to spanking) also has the full movie of those students down south who got paddled by the Principle.  Nice touch. 

I have to find out where Bad Tushy films.  I respect any place in the world that can find hot girls who take a spanking and say “Fuckin” at least 100 times per clip.  The only people I have ever known who can do that are from Jersey or Minneapolis.  I mean it is really quite impressive to be able to  write a script and fit that many “Fuckin”’s in a 4 minute clip while spanking a struggling girl!  Quite a gift indeed Dear Reader.  I declare this the winner of Spanking while saying “Fuckin” as many times as humanly possible spanking clip of the week!

The moral of this story for my Lady Readers is .  Don’t spank another female undeservingly.  Particularly when there is a rather large man in the house to give you the same treatment.  From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass)

Ok this is SO not right!  Leia Ann Woods is mine!  Mine I tell you!.  Now this guy not only has the opportunity to spank the women of my dreams but she poses with him too!  An Outrage I tell you Dear Reader!  I am indeed going to have to have a word with Lucy and Paul to keep that creature away from men!  Now please excuse me while Your Humble Narrator goes and weeps himself to sleep.  From Northern Spanking
  

Bryanna’s Husband is a semi lucky man.  While he has a hot southern naughty wife that needs a good spanking now and then.  His wife invites all of these very hot girls over to his house to spank her yet the poor man never gets to spank any of these ladies.  What is indeed good for the goose is for the gander Dear Reader.  Who says Bryanna lets her husband spank some of these women.  Particularly this girl with some of the most beautiful and stunning eyes I have ever seen. From Spanking Bare Butts

You know,  I have known the Precious Adele Haze since Your Humble Narrator started The Spanking Spot.  And in the two years I have known her I have never noticed that she has (or had) braces. Now as a Native of the UK I know they are mandatory unless your the heir to the throne or Tony Blair. But how odd Dear Reader since while dating a vanilla girl with braces invites all sorts of cataclysmic possibilities to the average male.  Spanking however does not! And of course it kind of adds to the fantasy of a schoolgirl.  But Adel the schoolgirl has graduated into a life of crime.  I just wonder why she reports to prison in a ballerina Dress.  From Bars and Stripes

Writing lines was never a big punishment in the States.  Most of us were wondering what Harry Potter was doing when the teacher told him to write “lines” with her magic pen.  In the area where Your Humble Narrator grew up we didn’t even have detention which may explain my complete distaste for authority and republicans.  Pretty much the only tools at the schools disposal was a note sent home (which was quickly intercepted) and in and out suspension (you get to sit in a room and entertain yourself or if your lucky stay at home).  My Southern Brethren were not so lucky I am sure they would have killed to be punished by the magic pen,  as the strap and paddle were used quite liberally.  Well our Dear all suffering Tom shows us how to combine the two on Girls Boarding School.
 

On Chelsea Pfeiffer’s New Site we get a new update!  Sinn from Spank Sinn is indeed spanked.  The title is called Spanked and Fucked.  Our Dear Chelsea has indeed promised us there will indeed be an appendage at some point.  For now just enjoy the spanking. 

Ah the girl known as Stanton.  The spankee with a sort of chipmunky sort of cuteness to her.  In the true High Definition Spanking Clip called Need it Hard, she goes both over the knee and takes the cane for her transgressions and looking so as cute as a small woodland animal.  From HD Spank.
 

Your Humble Narrator used to go to a shrink (yea big surprise).  One day I asked the shrink what happens to the money I give him for listening to my pathetic problems and offering even more pathetic solutions.  He responded that he feeds his family, pays for his hour etc.  After thinking about this a little bit, I canceled all the appointments, and used the money I used to give him on a weekly basis to learn how to fly.  Veronica Ford is not so lucky for after figuring this tidbit on knowledge Sharon Cane spanks her into submission.  From Good Spanking Classics.
   

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