Your Humble Narrator is indeed Excited Dear Reader.  You see the train wreck television we call American Idol starts anew next week.  Yes another 4 months bad singing, annoying contestants, and watching Paula being high as a kite.  Perhaps we might even find a few girls who are in desperate need of a spanking this year!  Now for those who would poo poo my love for this most idiocy of television,  Please Dear Reader give your poor old Brushstrokes a break.  It is the only trash television Yours Truly allows himself! 

Well despite a nice thick layer of ice coating just about everything outside making travel next to impossible.  Today is indeed Thursday which means why not sit back,  make a fire (only if you have a fireplace) and enjoy some spanking on Your Humble Narrator on The Spanking Spot’s Updates of the Week.

Our Dear Dave Pierson starts off the new year right with not one but two new comers to the spanking scene  First we have Lilly Anna who is another of the girl that sits in the cubicle next to yours types.  While attractive she has kind of that every girl look that precludes one’s eyes from popping out of ones head if you are fortunate enough to see her on the street.  But once she goes over the knee and her pants come down for a spanking you will definitely notice her in a way you never imagined.  Second we have Nyssa Nevers who reminds me of the classic evil Asian girl in a number of Bond Movies.  Which is quite satisfying since instead of killing her James should have just spanked the bejezus out of them.  From Punished Brats

Well at least we got a week off from being mesmerized by Amelia Jane Rutherford’s incredible naked body being spanked last week.  I knew it could only last so long.  So Dear Reader be prepared to drool all over your shirt, Actually I have to wonder if ARJ is somehow liable for all my dry cleaning.  My bill has doubled since she went on her little tour.  From Good Spanking

Quitting Smoking Sucks.  I know, since I have not had the pleasure of the sweet essence of nicotine since sometime before Halloween.  The only thing that keeps Your Humble Narrator from running down to the store and eating one or more packs of cigarettes is that I have decided that the day the Doctor tells me I have 6 months to live I am going out to smoke as much as humanly possible in those last months!  At least I have something to look forward to.  Now our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian also has quite a successful stop smoking program.  He spanks them until they quit as Betty has no doubt found out.  On an added note, AAA or “Mike” has a new girl starting Saturday.  Jolie a 22 year old with a rear that any red blooded spanko would kill to spank (seen right).  You can find it here at Real Life Spanking.
 

Your Humble Narrator is none too fond of Horses.  Personally I find them big smelly beasts that make superior glue rather then any desire to ride them.  This is perhaps due to an unfortunate incident I had with them while being forced to sit on the back of this rather stubborn beast in Boy Scouts.  Since the thing chose not to go forward I did what any city kid would do when faced with such a dumb animal.  I did what I saw on TV! which unfortunately involved me smacking this thing with a branch I had pulled off a nearby tree.  Needless to say what ensued was not pleasant and while I avoided a trip to the hospital the welts I received from the underbrush as my now very motivated beast rushed tough the woods were quite painful.  This whole affair is unfortunate Dear Reader for perhaps the only outfit that even approaches the spankability of a schoolgirl dress is that of a smelly beast rider.  From Spanking Online or Spank Pass or the Xerotics 14 Site Special
 

The whole Rectal thermometer insertion kind of frustrates me.  Not because I disapprove Dear Reader but because I kind of get it and I kind of don’t.  I never thought it would be possible to have a sorta fetish. But yet that is what Your Humble Narrator finds himself saying.  Being kind of on the fence so to speak I never quite know what to make out of the whole thing which is disappointing since I probably wouldn’t mind putting something up Clare Fonda’s bottom after I got a chance to spank her.  But as I said,  sorta….  From my Spanked Call Girls.

We have all seen Kailee on other sites.  And she looks fantastic.  But Somehow it simply cannot measure up to where she made her debut on Real Spanking.  I know she left them probably in excess of 2 years ago but whenever I see an update from Real Spanking I just have to stop and watch the beauty of Kailee getting spanked early in her career. 

The United States incarcerates more of its population then pretty much everyone else.  I think even the Chinese have a leg up on us and they send everyone to prison!  But they also execute corrupt businessmen which to tell you the truth might be a even tradeoff but I digress.  I’m not exactly sure how Scotland’s population fares in this statistic but since they are generally busy throwing heavy stones at each other But I doubt it matters.  What Does Matter However are the girls of the women’s prison in Scotland by the name of Bars and Stripes.  Here the lovely Sarah Collins feels the humiliation of being spanked over ones knee.

Now Dallas Spanks this very attractive girl for not doing well at school.  While this is the most noble of causes I wonder why he didn’t just use the most obvious and spanked her for that horrid hair style.  Again I will gladly admit that I am the furthest thing from a fashion guru but DAMN that is just butt ugly.  At the very least it would enforce the standards of goo hairstyles.  From Dallas Spanks Hard.

Hmm.  Not exactly my cup of tea but the girl on the right looks quiet spankable.  From English Spankers

And Finally (for tonight) Another Day, Another 3 incredibly hot Japanese Girls spanking one another on HandSpanking.com
   

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Well Dear Reader the dawn of a New Year is upon us.  2008 has brought us some amazing spanking.  So much so I have a feeling that 2009 will be the best yet for our little spanking community. In addition to it being New Years Day it is also Thursday which means of course its time for the spanking updates of the week.  So wipe the sleep out of your eyes, pop a couple of aspirin to nurse that hangover.  Put on the Twilight Zone Marathon which is inevitably showing on this laziest of Holidays.  And come see what kinds of spanking our hard working site owners have brought us for the new Year. 

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian rang in the new year with style this year by ringing the bottom of poor Sophia.  Mike drops in to check on Sophia whom he catches pleasuring herself.  A issue if I do say so myself.  To correct this transgression Sophia is to lie on the bed and have her bottom reddened with the hand.  From Real Life Spanking

As anyone whomever attended college knows that the approaching holidays means only one thing.  lots and lots of papers.  There was one year that I recall that between myself and my roommate we had to produce over 500 pages in little under a month.  Our floor was knee deep in paper and printouts.  Interestingly enough never once did I need to ask for an extension.  Well our dear green eyed Pixie Amber Wells for rather frivolous reasons has indeed requested a extension.  While the Teacher agrees he decides to teach her a lesson to ensure that this does not happen again.  From Punished Brats

Our Dear Clare Fonda has her latest spankee Alanah Rae go from getting her first adult spanking on Spanked Sweeties to a harder spanking on Spanked Call Girls.  Now I really shouldn’t say her first adult spanking since from what I have heard her actual mother spanked her all the way though high school.  While a bit extreme I am quite intrigued by the concept.

One of the Main Talents of the Coach when he was in the business was his ability to deliver consistently hard OTK handspanking.  I can remember a face shot of him spanking Jennifer years back as she took her ass beating and you could just tell that her ass was on fire due to the treatment she got.  Well this girl Blake with her teeth gritted and her ass red receives the same treatment with might a add just a few tears.  From Real Spanking or Real Spanking Pass

One of my favorite all time spankee’s (and I think long time retired) was an English Girl by the name of Johanna who worked for Xerotics a few years back.  She had a simple but beautiful look about her,  a very spankable bubble butt and delicate pale skin that allowed a spanker to admire his handiwork of a well spanked bottom.  This of course is a re-master but its quite a fine one on Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass or the 14 site spanking special)
 

One gets more flies with honey than with vinegar which seems to be lost on our inmate Honey at Bars and Stripes.  Guilty of generally irritating the general population and looking hot bent over a desk the Staff at the women’s boarding school decide to teach our poor Honey a lesson with various flavors of instruments. 

There are many reasons why one might want to spank Sarah Gregory.  She is attractive, the quintessential girl next door,  Perky but yet not annoyingly so. Yes Dear Reader there are many reasons, but spanked for a fashion Fopa is a new one.  Actually I find myself recently discussing various violations of fashion sense.  And this might be rather bad Dear Reader because Your Humble Narrator will happily wear stripes with plaid, White in the winter and corduroy after Memorial day.  Yes fashion is quite lost with Yours Truly.  So I really don’t feel comfortable critiquing someone else’s ensemble.  But then again as clueless as I am if I notice its issues.  An outfit really has issues.  From Good Spanking
 

I have been watching Dirty Spank for the past couple of weeks since I reviewed it.  I now know how they upkeep their ridiculously aggressive update schedule.  They buy classic (and some) unknown spanking material.  Actually they buy a shitload of it since they update like once a day.  So while its not “first run” material it definitely makes up for that on quantity.  As for quality,  they have one of my favorite spanking series of all time.  I never was able to find out who exactly this guy was but he was a short balding guy who got some very attractive women to go over his knee (and in some occasions engage in sexual activity).  This was a particular hot blonde that I remember from this weeks update

Normally if a site consistently delivered low quality video Your Humble Narrator would generally drop them from the Updates of the week.  I have not done this with Redneck Spanking  and there is a reason for that Dear Reader!  I am sure if I ventured out to start my own spanking pay site I would indeed make mistakes as well.  There is a learning curve associated with our little hobby.  But in all honesty that is really not the only reason Yours Truly continues to show you these guys.  The fact is I LIKE them.  They are nice,  they work hard and quite honestly I love their concept.  So I can tell you this,  there is no one I will root for more in 2009 for Most Improved Spanking Site.  But they have a long ways to go. 

And Finally for Tonight proof that our friends from the Land of the Rising Son have Spanking Parties just like the ones we have here in the states and the UK.  Well almost……. If you eliminate the men.  Which kind of sucks if you ask Your Humble Narrator.  But then again that’s really my cup of tea.  From Hand Spanking

Happy New Year Everyone,  May you have a Happy and Prosperous 2009

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Well the nominations for our 2008 Spanking Awards are well under way Dear Reader.  Please Please do not forget to nominate for one or more of the categories!   Hell nominate two people for a category.  JUST NOMINATE!  Also please keep all nominations in the comments section of the post announcing the 2008 Spanking Awards.    But I know Dear Reader,  You are wary of the fairness of the process.    You see the FBI has bugged my phone on suspicion that I am trying to sell this years spanking awards!  The Nerve!  I am just thinking of Yours Truly best interest.  So what if My Good Friend Dallas has offered me a all expense paid trip to Spanking Island or Clare Fonda has promised to appoint my significant other to the board of directors!  Yes just like the Dear Old Governor of Illinois I am indeed not swayed by these spontaneous favors.  Oh I also appreciate cash, Though my freezer is full right now. 

Ok off to this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets start off this week with a Clare Fonda find.  This is Alannah Rae who is no stranger to spanking. Her mother you see was a strict disciplinarian, Delivering Alannah and her 6 brothers and sisters good old fashion OTK and application of instruments like the handy wire hanger.  It suggests that she was spanked well into her teens but that portion is not available yet.  This of course is Alannah’s first Adult Spanking which Our Dear Clare administers with zeal From Spanked Sweeties

It Seems like Angel and Julie have a fantasy.  And to keep with the time of the year our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian decides to see what he can do about making it come true.  The are sisters you see home late from a evening of clubbing.  Their father is up waiting for them and is rather aggravated which he takes out on the girls very pretty rears.  From Real Life Spanking
 

Hey I didn’t know Kristen Stewart was a Spanko!  Well Monica does kinda sorta look like her.  The funny thing is That I though Ms Stewart was a boy after seeing her in The Panic Room.  From Real Spankings or Real Spanking Pass
 

Amelia Jane Rutherford is a bit of minimalist when it comes to makeup.  And when your that hot,  well perhaps that is a good thing.  This is one those rare scenes where some heavy eyeliner is applied and appropriately dressed in a little formal skirt for school or work and spanked by a very lucky Bastard.  From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass or the 14 site Special)

Dallas must be doing some house cleaning. because he found some unseen footage from back in his early days spanking the living daylights out of Tiki’s bottom.  Like all of Dallas Spanks Hard Spankings.  The tears are real,  The Bottoms are Red and I am still flabbergasted that anyone who experienced a spanking from Dallas actually comes Back. One last thing,  even with the age of the video,  Dallas really manages to keep the quality consistent with his more recent works.  Nice Job.

Chelsea Pfeifer must switch perhaps once a year.  So when her panties come down and her bottom spanked I just can’t not show this to you Dear Reader.  The scene is one of those rare ones where I would kill to put either or both of these gals over my knee.  From Good Spanking

ok,  I really need to Email David Pierson and find out who the hell his Photographer is.  The guy (or gal) is good.  First both Beverly Bacci and Veronica don’t even look like themselves.  The only thing one sees in these photo’s are not the people but the epic struggle by a hand against a bare ass.  Seriously these are examples of some of the finest spanking photography I have ever seen.  These rank up there with the spanking magazines of old.  From Punished Brats
 

Is that Your Humble Narrators girl Amy Hunter?  My Scottish Angel?  The child of rolling hillsides and unintelligible accents?  My Dear Reader I do believe that she has taken a visit to Spanked at Home.  Now its pretty obvious that she is not at “home” but the spanking does occur.  See this is when I like when different models see different spanking houses.  They get a brand new look about them.  And this one suits Amy quite kindly.

Bailey’s milky white Behind is Beaten by a Bare hand making her Bottom Bright in Blossom Brilliance thus titillating us Blowhards.  From Spanking Bailey or Real Spanking Pass 
 

It looks like Masie on English Spankers is a dirty girl.  Particular to the “playing” with ones self specifically.  Now honestly Dear Reader I never quite got the idea of female masturbation.  Females for the most part can go out and get laid with pretty much who they want and when they want.  Men on the other hand get laid when a female lets us.  So why bother pleasing oneself when there is a myriad of people out there willing to do it for you?  I guess Dear Reader this is a question we will never know.  From English Spankers.

Women dress alike,  Women spank each other, Totally unrelated female enters, Women Dressed Alike are Spanked Together.  Damn the Japanese are strange.  From HandSpanking.

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For my long time Readers I assume that you noticed that Your Humble Narrator chose not to spew forth my liberal ideology on election night.  I felt Dear Reader since the far reaching effect that some of you feel The Spanking Spot has to influence  136 million people voting, I didn’t want to unduly influence the election.  But Dear Reader today the Party of reason and wimpy wine drinking windsailers has vanquished the party of Ignorance and Fear.  So for the next 4 years they will desparately cling to guns and Religion. 

But I actually fear for my Republican friends!  for the next few months will be quite a interesting time in their party.  You see Dear Reader Democrats have had quite a bit of experience in losing in recent history.  When that happens we tend to go smoke a doobie,  perhaps sing kum by yah, Listen to Nick Cave and in a few days we feel better about ourselves.  Republicans on the other hand when faced with the spanking they got yesterday pull out the knives.  And there will be blood.  The problem is Dear Reader, is that while most of the concepts that gave rise to modern conservatism were quite good, The Republicans made a deal with the Devil in 1980 to bring us the small government utopia.  That deal with the religious nutcases that dominate in our most rural and ignorant areas will now more then likely eat the party alive.  There are simply no more reasonable moderate Republicans left!  The corporate elite might hold the money Dear Reader but the Religious Lunatics hold the zeal and the brawn. 

This of course will neither bode well for Democrat or Republican, Dear Reader.  For a party who holds almost absolute power (the Democrats) Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  And the opposition party who believes that the world is 6000 years old, people who blow up planned parenthood clinics aren’t terrorists and we should keep someone artificially alive who hasn’t moved in 10 years simply won’t be accepted outside JesusLand.   Yes indeed Dear Reader these should be an interesting few years.

Now that the election is over I promise that I will stick to spanking for the foreseeable future. Though Barbara Bachman will eventually really need a Good spanking.   So without further ado.  Lets go to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin with the Caning of 19 year Old Claudia.  A very shy country girl from outside the big city she has come across an ad promising needed money for a starving college student for the simply act of getting caned! Coming from the eastern European Countryside we can at least assume she is familar with spanking so this would be a piece of cake right?  Wrong!  Though honestly this simple yet very attractive country girl blew away my expectations.  I figured it would be over once they broke the cane across her naked ass.  But Claudia gritted her teeth and continued getting a total of 21 strokes.  She didn’t make it to all 50 but I give her a standing ovation for her attempt.  From Mood Castings

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian on Real Life Spankings who is indeed NOT from Amsterdam has quite a busy schedule.  Stacy and Sharon who made their spanking debut a couple of weeks ago just “happened” to be in his neighborhood.  Not {gasp} wearing seatbelts!.  Now the one thing my mother always drilled into my brain was to ALWAYS wear your seatbelt.  The ironic thing is the only serious accident I was ever involved with I was thinking the exact same thing as I got flung out the side window since I was indeed not wearing my seatbelt.  Well lucky for these girls AAA (or triple A) teaches them a lesson on why seatbelts are absolutely manditory. 

Now this is good.  This is the Adult actress Francesca Lé coming to meet our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer at Good Spankings (or her 2 site special).  Now,  I happen to be smitten with a Columbian Girl as of recent Days.  This Francesca Lé is a spitting image of her! hmm,  perhaps I should run a bit of a background check.  Not that there is anything wrong with her profession but I would have to assume that should they be one in the same considering what she has experienced other then my spanking she might be a bit dissapointed. 

So this gentleman is not our lovely Pandora Blake’s significant other.  Poor Bastard……  Well he does get to spank her after all so perhaps we should not take pity on him. From English Spankers. 

Well there is no Sara Bergman getting her bottom beaten but she watches her friend Birdy dressed quite inappropriately for work (and perhaps clubbing).  Sarah will get her ass spanking in the next update.  Meanwhile poor Birdie appears that she will be out on the town with her red ass peaking underneath her way to short dress.  From HD Spank or a 14 site special for 139 euros

Now I have to know how many times Chloe Elise’s mouth was washed out with soap in her lifetime.  The girl while pleasant and beautiful has quite the wicked tounge.  Somehow Your Humble Narrator thinks that it “just” might have gotten her into trouble in the past.  Then again I find it hard to believe that anyone tasting soap would willingly do it again.  Chloe why don’t you tell us!  From Punished Brats

I’ll tell you a little secret.  Clare totally fucked up taking pictures the tomboy Sarah Faye getting the crap spanked out of her.  She told Your Humble Narrator in confidence.  Thus I tell you Dear Reader.  While she managed to get the majority of the pictures of this girl getting spanked.  It took a bit.  What do you think Dear Reader,  should her Tushy get Tanned for her carelessness?  From Spanked Sweeties.

I will have to say Dear Reader that thoughout Yours Truly’s life I have always hated ties.  The problem is when you put a tie on a female (particularly in a schoolgirl uniform) the useless ties suddenly become quite an interest.  More so when they hand uselessly when their owner is across the knee getting the OTK spanking of a life time.  From Spanked at Home

When I was young I was made to go to CCD.  For those who don’t know the term its pretty much a catholic indoctrination by idiots who have never once read any of the documents that make Catholicism less idiotic then other religions.  I tell you this Dear Reader since in my CCD Class was the “IT Girl”  Cheerleader, popular girl , etc etc.  Interestingly her mother was our idiot attempting to indoctrinate us young impressionable souls.  Well our “IT” girl made the mistake of ignoring then mouthing off to her mother at our little CCD Class.  This of course was met with a quick smack across the face and then her bent over a desk getting smacked in yet another part of the body.  Well Donna was brainless but she indeed wasn’t a criminal unlike our other “IT” Girl Rachel Lloyd. From Bars and Stripes

And Finally for tonight.  I know there is no bare bottom spanking in this one.  But Wow,  just wow.  From Handspanking.com

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I must admit Dear Reader that I am impressed with this new non-smoking stuff.  Chantix as it is called is not what I would call a wonder drug since I still would gladly run over a group of nuns carrying orphans just about to be adopted for a cigarette.  The difference however if it weren’t for the Chantix I would probably make a second pass to see if any of the orphans or nuns survived.  Be forewarned my smoking friends considering this drug.  Its weird and kinda messes with your head.  There have been reports of self destructive behavior and suicidal tendencies but Your Humble Narrator has not experienced them.  I have however found myself taking up a new hobby which consists of seeing how long I can balance on my balcony rail on one foot while drinking a martini.  But no self destructive thoughts at all. 

ok Dear Reader enough of my trials and tribulations of attempting to become a ex-smoker.  Today is of course Thursday which means its time for The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Perhaps its just my crabbiness from Your Humble Narrator’s nicotine denial but what! Dear Reader possesses pretty young girls to get large obnoxious tattoo’s all over their body.  What ever happened to a small heart on your ankle or maybe “insert here” on the small of your back just in case the dude your with isn’t all that smart.  Nowadays these young girls need to get multicolored cartoons up and down their appendages.  If your trying to cover up a scar ladies I can understand this but Young Kissy Capri has probably some of the most perfect skin I have ever laid my eyes on.  Well what is done is done Dear Reader.  The only thing to do is have our Dear Clare Fonda give her a spanking for it.  From Spanked Sweeties

I’m not too sure about this punishment Dear Reader.  Since Your Humble Narrator bites his nails habitually I can hardly condemn another for doing it.  Besides I never understood what all the fuss was about.  Actually most “proper” manners I never found much use for.  Personally if people simply use common sense at the dinner table and don’t get up and take a big nasty dump on the roast I tend to chalk it up to a relatively successful dinner.  So much so that I rarely if ever catch anyone using the desert fork at dinner or wonder why they might have their elbows on the table.  So Dear Reader biting ones nails I don’t find all that bad.  But our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian who is indeed not from Amsterdam sees things different.  Simpa is such a lovely girl perhaps biting her nails is simply self defeating.  So perhaps she deserves the 18 swats with the wooden paddle that she receives in tears.  From Real Life Spanking

My Father grew up in Bed Stuy Brooklyn.  For those of you who aren’t well versed in my city its really not a nice area.  In fact I am not entirely sure that it ever was a good area.  I suspect the squirrels used to mug each other before the white man came to America.  Well as a result of this,  My Father could weave a tapestry of obscenities like an artist.  While I have always aspired to his use of profanities I find that Your Humble Narrator is woefully inadequate.  But Dear Reader some are stricter then the other.  In our update from Punished Brats the new spanker on board Paul spanks Chloe Elise for her amateur use of profanity. 

I have seen this guy spank Pandora a number of times.  I am assuming that this is the selfish bastard significant other of our Dear Pandora who won’t let her attend spanking parties.   Your Humble Narrator uses the term selfish bastard because Dear Reader I wish I was being a selfish bastard with Pandora myself!  Well putting aside our jealousy the guy can really keep her in line.  So he has to be doing something right.  From English Spankers

Paige,  The girl who won Spanking of the Week last week is once again on a Xerotic’s site.  Her immovable bottom meets an unstoppable strap with the usual results. (just a guess but her bottom looses).  I do kind of find the buttocks cut out of her panties kind of odd.  but then again who though of crotch-less panties?  This is from Spanked Schoolgirl but they are also running a 14 Spanking Site 1 year Subscription for less then $13 per site per year. 
 

My Dear Chelsea Pfeiffer continues the spanking of Amelia Jane Rutherford on Good Spanking.  Chelsea brings out the big guns on Amelia’s perfect rear end promising to make Ms Rutherford’s trip back to England quite an uncomfortable one unless she snags one of those pillow’s to sit on.  
 

I seem to remember this spanking scenario from Spanked At Home on a episode of I Love Lucy.  While Lucy never got a spanking for burning a shirt with an Iron (but she did get one or two for other things) Maggie supple ass is about to become unpleased by the treatment it is about to get from Alex’s Hand and Cane.
 

Leia Ann Woods, Naked and Waiting for Your Humble Narrator in Bed.  Even though it is not Yours Truly but Clare Fonda she is waiting for once can dream can’t he?  But Leia in her birthday suit is a treat no matter who eventually spanks her.  From Spanked Call Girls

The newest resident of Girls Boarding School Kathryn is indeed butt naked and about to take the strap on the bed.  This girls eyes are really beautiful.  Its unfortunate in this case that spanking involves the buttocks but then again who would have any fun spanking a eye? 

And Finally for today our friends over in the Land of the Rising Sun have a nice Japanese Schoolgirl who not only gets a spanking from her mother but a nice face slap for mouthing off.  Now I know that Spanking is the what we are interested and furthermore getting slapped in the face hurts a hell of alot more then a spanking.  But particularly with F/f spankings it adds a nice sense of realism.  I actually wouldn’t mind seeing a good well deserved face slapping now and then.  From Handspanking
 

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