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And the winner is …….
Yes Dear Reader the voters have spoken and what a year it has been for this fixture on the spanking internet. After suffering from a ho hum 2008 Firm Hand decided that they once again wanted to be the premiere spanking site on the internet and looked hard at their site. The first thing they did was bring in a gaggle of new beautiful bare bottom girls who’s red bottoms and painful spankings soon made a way into our heart. Susan Gilbert, Allison Miller, Tiffany Hendrix, Justine Adams and Allie Cole just to name a few. Not comfortable with the primarily F/f spankings in 2008 they also brought in a new able spanker by the name of John Ryan to tan some of these naughty girls. They also went back to their roots with these girls and did something that I truly missed from the early days of Firm Hand. After the girls got their spankings they often told the camera just what they thought about the spanking they received (usually it was along the lines of “IT HURT”) and they once again have begun to do that. So for their achievements and the wonderful spankings they have given us in 2009 I am quite pleased to present them with the golden buttocks award. Indeed here are a few spankings that I am sure swayed your vote.
And the runner up is…. We have a tie!
Hand Spanking and My Spanking Roommate Yes Dear Readers we do indeed have a tie for the runner up for the most improved spanking website. Handspanking known for its pretty light Japanese F/f spanking action in 2008 brought the anti up this year. And by far still not the hardest spanking around these little Japanese girls do get their bottoms tanned considerably harder than they were used to while providing wonder fodder for your humble narrator to write about.
My Spanking Roommate Launched last year and the winner of the best new spanking site of 2008 also brought the big guns out in 2009 providing us with incredibly gorgeous spanked girls in both F/f and M/f settings in perhaps not high definition but superior quality to many sites out there. Truly a worthy runner up.
Congratulations to all the winners Brushstrokes
Well Dear Reader the time is again upon us for the years Spanking Awards. This year as you know we are going to do something a little different. Instead of you nominating and me Picking them. You yes YOU Dear Reader will decide who the Golden Buttocks Awards go to. This is the moment all the hard working site owners out there have been working for and they anxiously await your vote!
Now a couple of things before we begin. For starters we will not be awarding anything for the best new spanking site of the year. Since there really wasn’t any. Second, I failed in my attempt to find a voting package that would not show you the votes. But they must be kept secret! So I did manage to figure out how to mess up the number of votes it shows you. So what you see IS NOT the true poll only of course I see that and the results will of course be announced after Christmas.
So lets get on with it shall we. This year we have a number of deserving sites for the title of Most Improved Spanking Website (blogs of course have their own category) The websites were selected by your nominations Dear Reader so I don’t want to hear complaints the site so and so isn’t in there.
Nominees for 2009 Most Improved Spanking Site Are
Good luck everybody and again the results will be announced after Christmas
My Vote for the Most Improved Spanking Site is
Is it indeed Thursday again Dear Reader. One would think these long winter days would make time seem still. But it is quite the opposite. Perhaps it is the holidays that are making the days speed by. Just a couple of things before we start with our Spanking Updates of the Week. First I must apologize to all of my non-English speaking readers. It seems that despite what they say Google is indeed not to fond foreign language translators and for the past 6 months stubbornly refuses to rank The Spanking Spot for anything but a few keywords. Its not that Your Humble Narrator writes The Spanking Spot for Google’s benefit but It is indeed frustrating having all this wonderful spanking material and not being able to share it outside this little community. So I was unfortunately forced to pull down the auto translators. Perhaps one day Google will allow us to deliver our content to the user in the way the user wants. Second of course I am going to remind you Dear Reader to Nominate a Site. model, or a spanking for the 2008 Spanking Awards. In absence of any voting platform I must rely on the nominations to influence the pick’s this year. So have your say Dear Reader. So now without further ado, off to This weeks Spanking Updates of the Week! We’ll start off the week with a gal whom is in the running for Best Newcomer this year. English Spankers brings us the adorable Kami Robertson. Surprisingly though she has some serious contenders. Well regardless of whom ends up the with the award this year she is absolutely adorable when bent over the knee. Put her in that sailor suit and my God do we have one hell of a spanking. I kind of feel sorry for My Dear Clare Fonda. You see Dear Reader she is so busy running her many unique spanking sites she has disturbingly little time to give spankings! How ironic, she is a victim of her own success. Well like a great leader in the business she delegates quite well and on Girl Spanks Girl the China Doll Claire Dames feels the sting of the hairbrush on her round and supple ass by Kylee Reese. Both girls known well in mainstream porn its very exciting Clare and Chelsea are getting these girls to cross over and get their bottoms beaten rather then penetrated. This 24 year old Belgian Bratty Beauty Betty has her bottom beaten by our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. (damn I’m good). From Real Life Spankings I went to school with a girl named Francesca. Interestingly Francesca Le reminds me of her. Now do not start researching her background Dear Reader to hope to glean insight about your Humble Narrator since the Francesca in my past is probably 20 years older then Ms Lee. But I also knew her parents and its more then likely that she indeed got spankings (strict Italian Catholics). But that thought brings me back to a question I ask myself whenever I walk out of my door. Who among us, those in our every day lives enjoy spanking? There has got to be a way Dear Reader to identify each other with keeping the risk of discovery by our vanilla friends minimal. Well while we mull that thought over in our brains enjoy my Dear Chelsea spanking Francesca Le on her bare ass on Good Spanking. Now that seriously stumped me! Last week I featured a girl called an “Unknown New Girl”. One of my always astute Dear Readers suggested that another blog had identified her as “Paige Dwyer” So I went to confirm my Dear Reader’s assertion. Lo and Behold. Not only was he correct but I had actually shown her on The Spanking Spot before. The Haircut and the loss of a few pounds however had completely made her unrecognizable and yea she is hot. Well here is Paige before the haircut with the immovable behind of Alexandria. From Spanking Online (Or Spank Pass or Xerotics 14 Spanking site Special) As spanking instruments go the lowly ping pong paddle is probably one of the better household instruments out there. Its designed to move at high speeds, Its made of wood and its pretty damn hard. Unfortunately Yours Truly has a bit of a phobia about the paddles of Ping Pong. You see Dear Reader I was quite a good player back in the day. During one particular heated matches I trailed 19-20 in a game where one had to win by two. Your Humble Narrator won the point throwing my opponent into a rage. Trying to blow off steam he threw his ping pong paddle. Not directly at me Dear Reader but more like a 45 degree angle from me. What he nor I knew is that ping pong paddles act alot like boomerangs when thrown in a particular way. Thus when the paddle struck me in the back of the head sending me to the hospital in a pool of blood I was quite surprised. I of course recovered quickly from my battle wound but with a phobia of what is a perfectly good spanking implement. From Punished Brats Since Real Spankings is US based I will refer to their uniforms not as “Private School” but “Catholic School” whom despite Your Humble Narrator growing up in its clutches has become convinced that it is run by a bunch of spanko perverts. I mean come on Dear Reader. When it comes to uniforms the Catholics are the masters of spanko fantasies. From Real Spanking Institute I have to wonder out loud Dear Reader how one gets to meet hot young women who are in need of a spanking. Specifically Redheads which I seem to have an affinity towards. Well whomever is running Spanked at Home may not have the best quality movies but he has definitely solved the former problem. Ah, the sweet sounds of a spanking echoing though the narrow valleys of a Trailer Park! Redneck Spanking is back with us, Normally I would beat them up about movie quality but the guys are really trying. Besides where else in the Spanking World can one see women who think a Doublewide is a mansion and that kin are potential spouses. From Redneck Spanking. I’ll tell you a secret about Your Humble Narrator. I am a bit of a voyeur Not necessarily in the sexual sense but more along the lines I’m fucking nosy. Now for anyone who has been on the internet for any length of time you will already know what I am about to tell you. There is not a thing that a person cannot find out about you for no or very little money. Furthermore and a hell of alot more scary is its mostly totally legal. This scares me Dear Reader as it should you. Thus you will never have this problem with The Spanking Spot. AND! if you ever have a issue with a pay site that I promote with regards to privacy let me know. I would rather that Yours Truly never to blog again then to violate ones privacy. That being said Monica from Real Spankings has the same nosy disease that Your Humble Narrator has. Fortunately there is a program for her that involves her ass and one hell of a spanking. From Spank Pass or Real Spanking And Finally, (at least for tonight) we have a Handspanking.com. Now as far as I am concerned Dear Reader all Japanese girls need spankings. Preferably by males. But its apparent this is not going happen anytime soon so I guess we will juts have to enjoy what we have today. Brushstrokes
Well the nominations for our 2008 Spanking Awards are well under way Dear Reader. Please Please do not forget to nominate for one or more of the categories! Hell nominate two people for a category. JUST NOMINATE! Also please keep all nominations in the comments section of the post announcing the 2008 Spanking Awards. But I know Dear Reader, You are wary of the fairness of the process. You see the FBI has bugged my phone on suspicion that I am trying to sell this years spanking awards! The Nerve! I am just thinking of Yours Truly best interest. So what if My Good Friend Dallas has offered me a all expense paid trip to Spanking Island or Clare Fonda has promised to appoint my significant other to the board of directors! Yes just like the Dear Old Governor of Illinois I am indeed not swayed by these spontaneous favors. Oh I also appreciate cash, Though my freezer is full right now. Ok off to this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week! Lets start off this week with a Clare Fonda find. This is Alannah Rae who is no stranger to spanking. Her mother you see was a strict disciplinarian, Delivering Alannah and her 6 brothers and sisters good old fashion OTK and application of instruments like the handy wire hanger. It suggests that she was spanked well into her teens but that portion is not available yet. This of course is Alannah’s first Adult Spanking which Our Dear Clare administers with zeal From Spanked Sweeties It Seems like Angel and Julie have a fantasy. And to keep with the time of the year our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian decides to see what he can do about making it come true. The are sisters you see home late from a evening of clubbing. Their father is up waiting for them and is rather aggravated which he takes out on the girls very pretty rears. From Real Life Spanking Hey I didn’t know Kristen Stewart was a Spanko! Well Monica does kinda sorta look like her. The funny thing is That I though Ms Stewart was a boy after seeing her in The Panic Room. From Real Spankings or Real Spanking Pass Amelia Jane Rutherford is a bit of minimalist when it comes to makeup. And when your that hot, well perhaps that is a good thing. This is one those rare scenes where some heavy eyeliner is applied and appropriately dressed in a little formal skirt for school or work and spanked by a very lucky Bastard. From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass or the 14 site Special) Dallas must be doing some house cleaning. because he found some unseen footage from back in his early days spanking the living daylights out of Tiki’s bottom. Like all of Dallas Spanks Hard Spankings. The tears are real, The Bottoms are Red and I am still flabbergasted that anyone who experienced a spanking from Dallas actually comes Back. One last thing, even with the age of the video, Dallas really manages to keep the quality consistent with his more recent works. Nice Job. ok, I really need to Email David Pierson and find out who the hell his Photographer is. The guy (or gal) is good. First both Beverly Bacci and Veronica don’t even look like themselves. The only thing one sees in these photo’s are not the people but the epic struggle by a hand against a bare ass. Seriously these are examples of some of the finest spanking photography I have ever seen. These rank up there with the spanking magazines of old. From Punished Brats Is that Your Humble Narrators girl Amy Hunter? My Scottish Angel? The child of rolling hillsides and unintelligible accents? My Dear Reader I do believe that she has taken a visit to Spanked at Home. Now its pretty obvious that she is not at “home” but the spanking does occur. See this is when I like when different models see different spanking houses. They get a brand new look about them. And this one suits Amy quite kindly. Bailey’s milky white Behind is Beaten by a Bare hand making her Bottom Bright in Blossom Brilliance thus titillating us Blowhards. From Spanking Bailey or Real Spanking Pass It looks like Masie on English Spankers is a dirty girl. Particular to the “playing” with ones self specifically. Now honestly Dear Reader I never quite got the idea of female masturbation. Females for the most part can go out and get laid with pretty much who they want and when they want. Men on the other hand get laid when a female lets us. So why bother pleasing oneself when there is a myriad of people out there willing to do it for you? I guess Dear Reader this is a question we will never know. From English Spankers. Women dress alike, Women spank each other, Totally unrelated female enters, Women Dressed Alike are Spanked Together. Damn the Japanese are strange. From HandSpanking. Brushstrokes
  It is indeed Thanksgiving Dear Reader! A most American of Holidays where we slaughter turkeys by the millions for their tastiness and celebrate the fact native Americans gave some settlers some food before we well…. slaughtered them by the millions! But Thanksgiving for Your Humble Narrator is indeed not the prize. It is the day after that I look forward to and the inevitable videos of the dozens of desperate housewives being trampled in Wal-Mart in a hopeless attempt to get whatever piece of crap they have on sale for 3 dollars less than they normally have. Yes Dear Reader the Holidays are upon us. As much as I sarcastically attack this American institution this perhaps the most positive of all holidays. Here we celebrate no wars, no victories, not even ourselves. This is a holiday to simply give thanks and spend time with family and friends. In light of this Your Humble Narrator wishes to share one of my favorite traditions with you Dear Reader. While not officially Alice’s Restaurant is in practice THE Thanksgiving song. So Dear Reader I give you part one and part two of Arlo Guthrie’s doomed trip to the dump on Thanksgiving for you to enjoy while you peruse this weeks Spanking Updates of the Week! We’ll begin as we usually do with a great spanking of a Chinese girl from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian. Since she is a waitress at a Chinese restaurant and the holidays are upon us it makes me think of the classic holiday movie “A Christmas Story” where they go to the Chinese restaurant after the neighbors dogs ate their turkey. Lin apparently didn’t want to wear her quite cute uniform. Too bad for her that not only will she wear that uniform but her bottom will be stinging underneath it. From Real Life Spanking Charlie Skye learns the hard way that bringing a sick note signed “Epstein’s Mom” does not get one out of class. From Punished Brats Ashley Edmonds and Sarah Gregory have a particular interest in “mom” spankings. Our Dear Clare Fonda of course is all too happy to indulge their fantasy of two college girls getting a spanking from mom for making too much noise. From Spanked Sweeties Its all well and good. But Thanksgiving is about Men Spanking Women! After all who ruins the bird year after year! Now somehow I don’t think Amelia Jane Rutherford is that much of a cook, but that can be forgiven since Dallas has her over his knee once again for another incredibly hard spanking in her cheerleading outfit. At first Dear Reader I wasn’t sure, but now I have to say without a doubt this is the single hardest spanking I have ever seen Amelia recieve. Hard enough Dear Reader that the wooden paddle brings her to her knees. Yes Dallas Spanks Hard I’m not sure abut the UK but in the US we take our religion seriously! Despite all the evidence to the contrary a good portion of us insist that the world is only 6000 years old, sex is very very dirty and homosexuals can be “cured”. But the one thing that fanatical religion does give us is the support for good old fashion spanking to keep girls in line. Our girl Stanton (at least that’s what I call her) seems to have a mental block when it comes to memorizing the good book. As we all know girls tend to remember better when their bottom is stinging. From Spanking Digital (or Spankpass or via the 14 site special) On my Review of Dirty Spank I mentioned that the spanking is typically light. That’s still true Dear Reader but they are definitely getting harder. Dirty Spank however more then makes up for it with their update schedule. These guys are putting out a full video per day. 15 minutes long! I am skeptical that these guys can keep this update rate at this breakneck speed. But right now if you want fresh material nearly every day. Then this is the site for you. Chelsea Pfeiffer takes out the mainstay of spanking instruments, the dreaded hairbrush to use on the quintessential girl next door Sarah Gregory. In fact she bruises up her bottom quite a bit with my namesake. Plus our Dear Chelsea is in the holiday mood. She actually looks like she can cook a turkey! From Good Spanking Lena and Sound Punishments show us a girl is never too old for a good pajama spanking and the application of a slipper on the bare ass. What’s a Thanksgiving without a good schoolgirl caning? Well, I’m not exactly sure Dear Reader but happily we don’t have to find out. From Spanked At Home And Finally for this Thanksgiving we have a spanking from the land of the Rising Sun. Now I am not entirely sure what is going on here but I kind of like it! I love the outfit the spanker is wearing and the OTK in the jeans is hot. Maybe if I take a trip over to Japan they will let me guest spank these girls. From Handspanking.com Brushstrokes
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