Before we get on with our Spanking Updates of the week I have a bit of industry news that should concern all of our hardworking spanking houses.  Now I will agree that there is a issue with piracy that takes food from our spanking producers.  But most of the piracy I have seen is simply for personal use.  Not that I am condoning it mind you but quite honestly I would argue that most people who do that sort of thing will probably not be joining your sites anytime soon regardless of if they view pirated material or not.  In fact it might even increase your business as more people discover their inward kink and decide to become a member of our little community.

But Dallas tipped me off to something much more disturbing.  While I will not link from here since I do not want to give these people even an iota of traffic there is a certain company called Caning On Demand that is trying to sell pirated works!  This indeed is the worst form Dear Reader.  So I plead with you never ever spend your money at this site.  Its not like they are discounting or anything and it actually looks like they are charging more than the producers do!  Do not indeed be fooled by these scumbags.  They have seemed to have ripped off a number of sites that appear here including Dallas, Spanking Server, Nu-West, OHH TEE Kay, Real Spankings, California Star just to name a few.  Furthermore I would indeed argue that any person willing to engage in such criminal behavior would indeed have no qualms about ripping you off as well.  So please Dear Reader as a service to you and all our spanking houses stay away.  As for the producers who read my little blog feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

With that unpleasant business out of the way let us get on with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin this week a fantastic OTK spanking of another of Spanking Server’s lovely young ladies.  Now perhaps it is I Dear Reader but I don’t recall seeing this girl spanked before,  And had I, I surely would remembered such a beauty.  Peter Schoober returning from his little mix-up with the TSA takes his frustrations with the bumbling bureaucracy  on this beauty’s bum. A bureaucracy who seem to insist that small disabled children are terrorists and they must remove their leg braces that allow them to walk.

You know Dear Reader I can sympathize as of late with the burning bottoms of our beauties.  No Yours Truly has not indeed received a spanking himself.  You see Dear Reader I spend a substantial amount of time with my ass firmly planted in front of a computer.  This of course is unsurprising.  In any case a few months ago I broke my computer chair.  So I purchased a rather cool replacement for it which while looks rather cool with brushed stainless steel it is the most uncomfortable piece of crap I have ever had the displeasure to sit in.  And after writing about spanking all day my ass hurts probably just as much as Madison Martin’s did after this spanking.  From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

It seems among other things My favorite Ravishing Redhead is indeed not much of a housecleaner!  Amber’s boyfriend of course takes steps to correct this resulting in a delightful spanking for all (except Amber of course).  From Spank Amber

I have actually two favorite implements for spanking Dear Reader.  The first is quite obviously your humble narrators namesake.  Second is the underrated spanking implement the wooden spoon!  I often wonder how many girls have been spanked by their mothers and fathers alike with this kitchen utensil. Aside from its obvious uses it is indeed a perfect spanking implement.  Its sturdy and weighted on one end delivering a stinging blow to the bare bottom.  If a harder punishment is desired one can always switch up to the larger size and finally they are quite cheaply replaced when you break them over a naught girls backside.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Well we haven’t seen Chelsea Pfeiffer spanked in a long while, indeed Good Spanking looks to correct that this week.  Natalie Minx quite tired of getting spanked by Chelsea decides to give our beautiful matriarch of the spanking world a good dose of her own medicine!

Our favorite Rough Men have a new girl tied to the wooden bench this week.  A very attractive one at that.  Dear Reader meet the slim and beautiful Lida.  Now unlike most of the girls they spank she is rather un-stoic during the duration of her hard caning.  From Rough Man Spank

Apparently Sara’s OTK Spanking last week wasn’t enough to teach our statuesque Sara a lesson!  Ah but where would we indeed be if it wasn’t for stubborn naughty girls.  This week our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian decides to up the punishment with a strap and the dreaded diaper position.  On an added note our Sara would indeed make a splendid table centerpiece!  From Real Life Spanking

Sound Punishments has indeed a rather interesting update this week.  It appears to be a spanking screen test with the lovely Natalie who if you recall got a wonderful spanking around Christmas.  Hailing from the Czech republic she once again enforces that I need to go there and see the beauty the country has in both their women and landscape.  This being her first on screen spanking one can imagine it is not as hard as we are typically used to but they do a pretty good job at spanking her none the less bringing up the firmness to show her what is expected of her should she decide to continue.  Let us hope she does!

Well it seems that Rosaleen young has been caught sleeping with the boyfriend of a rather hot girl.  Unfortunately for Rosaleen this girl is a bit larger than our petite Rosaleen, thus in the resulting cat fight she is the one that ends up getting spanked.  Now hopefully the unfaithful boyfriend will come home and give the other girl a bare ass spanking since she has an incredible ass.  From Fetish Flixx

So after a hard days work you come home looking forward to a home cooked meal and you find your significant other who is supposed to be making it in a skimpy outfit dancing in front of the computer.  But no dinner!  What indeed is a spanker to do?  Well Vicky here is about to find out.  From Spanking Family.

And finally for today we have our favorite whacky Japanese spanking site Handspanking.com.  These two lovely ladies spank each over the selection of a poor serviced restaurant presumably for their last meal before Tokyo is destroyed by a three headed monster.

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Well Dear Reader the Winter Olympics are upon us and sadly there is no spanking competition included in the venue.  I would indeed have to think that if we ever get such a wonderful sport added it should indeed be included in the winter rather than the summer Olympics.  The summer is simply too hot for delivering a good hard spanking and indeed Dallas’s perspiring punishments would indeed benefit from the cooling temperatures. 

This year’s non spanking Olympics are to be held in Vancouver this year,  another thing I found odd since anyone I have ever known who went there says it rains pretty much all the time and everyone is constantly stoned.  Which might indeed be a place for me to visit some day.  But of course the conservatives of that country have been trying to import the incredible waste of money the War on Drugs has given their neighbors to the south despite not one iota of proof that a little weed that grows naturally is indeed addictive.  It might of course make one stupid,  a arguably true statement but considering the combined IQ of our leaders that came up with the brilliant idea to outlaw a plant it might dumb us down a bit to their level. 

But as we hotly anticipate the opening of the 2010 winter Olympics (rumor has it they are going to light a giant spliff with a flaming arrow and O Canada will be performed by Bob and Doug McKenzie) you of course can bide the time with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Now last week I suggested that our Dear Clare Fonda needed a good hard spanking for failing to turn in her updates on time.  Alas someone took notice!  Now she apparently mouthed off to James Mitchell since in addition to her bare bottom spanking she gets a mouthful of soap!  Such a shame, considering she looks like she has been working hard on her find bottom since it looks quite toned in those little ruby red panties.   From Spanked Callgirls or the 4 site Clare Spanking Pass.

Our Dear Little redhead Irelynn Logeen has managed to cross Headmaster Tom’s ire this week on Girls Boarding School.  Looking almost angelic getting an OTK Spanking over her white pants they of course quickly come down as our hear attempts to make that fine bottom of hers match the color of her hair. 

Our friend Peter Schoober is back after recovering from his unfortunate incident with his Toyota and a herd of goats Dear Reader.  Reportedly stating that the unfortunate goats were indeed delicious even after they were Toyota bumper flavored he is indeed ready to get back to his spanking duties.  Picking out one his favorite (and mine) little shorts for the naughty schoolgirl Kathy to be spanked in (where indeed are these schools that require such attire!) her bare bottom is soon exposed to get a taste of the paddle from our superior spanker.  From Spanking Server

Our Lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer is indeed a multi talented woman.  Aside from being a premiere spanker, a top notch interior decorator (Clare take note), Cat lover, Zombie survivalist and cook she is also quite the gardener.  Now being one myself there is indeed no more aggravating thing than to have ones plants pilfered by someone without asking.  I too find this behavior strange since I have yet to meet a Gardner who would not share their bounty if asked.  In fact most of us feel its quite a complement!  So imagine our Dear Chelsea’s horror as she found her neighbor stealing her fine herbs.  Now given faced with an zombie apocalypse she might not be inclined to share but indeed throngs of undead are no where to be found.  Thus a Spanking is in order.  Ariel X is just lucky she didn’t use the garden sheers!  From Good Spanking

I was reading a advice column the other day and a rather clueless parent wrote in.  She told of receiving an antique Liquor cabinet fully stocked as a gift.  Now being the rather pervasive drinker I am,  Your Humble Narrator of course salivated at such a fine present.  But the clueless parent didn’t see this gift as a good thing since she had “teens” in the house and how was she going to prevent them from enjoying this fine gift.  Now as we all know once a child hits 16,  they will rabidly seek out liquor and down it with abandon before one can do anything about it!  In fact I hear Mothers Against Drunk Driving is trying to ban all liquor stores in 7 miles of a teen since their keen sense of smell will drive them insane at the sweet aroma of wine.  Now oddly enough I knew a girl back when who indeed raided her father’s stash.  Unfortunately for her while she did noticed the lines drawn on the bottles they were considerably below the contents.  What she didn’t know is that her father drew the lines with the bottle upturned!  Thus caught she confided in me that she wouldn’t ever be doing that again considering the ramifications of which are vividly illustrated below.  From Spanking Family

Another girl who’s parents weren’t as clueless as our advice seeking fools was Derek’s parents whom she explained on Girl Spanking Girl spanked her well into her mid-teens.  Which probably suggested to her that she might refrain from drinking her parents alcohol.  Or perhaps if the parents had the respect of the teens they might tell them politely that they are not to tough it.  Those things tend to work of course.  Else a plastic spoon (wooden is of course better) on the bare bottom is also a rather effective deterrent.  From Spanked Sweeties

Elizabeth Simpson is on Fetish Flixx this week and gives her old man a bit of a struggle to avoid her well deserved spanking.  And why not? Since it is indeed probably the hardest spanking I have ever seen her get on her bare buttocks.  Now I can imagine why since she managed to run up a 700 pound phone bill (that’s like $1600 in real money) which would cause any of us to give her a spanking she would remember.  And indeed it is hard enough for her to remember. 

Lisa has come back to our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian for a good hard bare bottom OTK Spanking this week.  She apparently missed the discipline that he gave her and for her return he gives her probably the hardest spanking she has received.  From Real Life Spanking

Dancer is well… A Dancer!  With her well defined curves and rather spankable bottom she gets the cane for not studying her routine this week on English Spankers

Anna has come to Rough Man Spank for a good hard bare bottom whipping of course tied to their rough signature bench.  She does pretty well for all intents and purposes for a girl with her pants down and getting whipped. 

And Finally for Today I have absolutely no idea what is going on here at Handspanking this week and its highly unlikely that I can make up a more amusing weird and wonderful story than whatever gets this girl a spanking from her student. 

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Welcome back Dear Reader.  This of course been an interesting week.  You see a federal court this week ruled that the police actually need a reason to use a taser on you.  How kind of them Dear Reader!  I am indeed sure that the “Don’t taze me bro” dude is quite happy. Now personally I believe the police should end all disputes by dragging you out in public and giving the difficult  person a bare bottom spanking.  I would argue indeed that there would be considerably less angry cops out there.  But indeed the court decision is encouraging since while I support the police for the most part they have indeed become quite taser happy lately using it on grandmothers and 10 year old girls alike. 

But this is indeed not called the Tazer spot, but The Spanking Spot and today is of course Thursday which means it is time to start the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets Begin this week with our lovely Clare Fonda on Spanked Sweeties who has apparently been quite naughty this week.  Used to being the one with the naughty girl over her knee the tables are turned when she awakens her friend Steve Fuller from a peaceful slumber earning her a bare bottom spanking of her own.  Also though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Peter is indeed still out with his horrific hand injury.  It turns out that he managed to dent the metal statue of Lessing he tried to spank and the police are now looking intensely for a white male with  a broken hand and an odd fondness of spanking statues.  But fear not Dear Reader for Peter is holed up just waiting for this to blow over.  Which of course leaves our Dear Heidi to do the spankings.  Perhaps Peter will decide to spank her for encouraging such a folly.  From Spanking Server

There is no doubt in my mind that Chelsea Pfeiffer was spanked quite often growing up.  Why might you ask?  Well Dear Reader her house is spotless.  I mean you could eat off the floor.  Now your humble narrator hasn’t the slightest idea how to clean and I would highly suggest not eating off my floors for fear of whatever horrible things are lurking there.  In fact as I have a particular girl over my knee she tends to lecture me concerning the filth that she sees while staring at the floor which indeed doesn’t do much for the mood.  From Good Spanking

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian seems to have an issue with snow.  You see the mischievous Julie threw a snowball at him!  Now unlike the police in my nations capital his first reaction was to drag her inside and give her a good bare bottom spanking rather than drawing a weapon.  Still a bit of overreaction if you ask me but considerably more reasonable than our capital officer’s reaction.  From Real Life Spanking.

It used to be Dear Reader that if you got caught shoplifting your parents would march you down to the store, make you either give back or pay for the item and when you got home you got one hell of an ass whooping.  Now days they want a minimum wage worker to  search everyone’s bag who indeed has no idea that he or she cannot force you to show him the contents of your purchase.  Fortunately for us there is still the old school element which our young Helen is about to find out is quite painful.  From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

I would really like to hear some stories from our Spanking Houses in our comments section concerning how many times a naughty girl they hired simply freaked out or ran screaming once they started to spank her.  I suppose the lure of money and perhaps a overconfidence of the sensitivity of one’s tushy.  Well our Dear Girl at Rough Man Spank was indeed one of them going from a party girl type of mood to crying when she felt the first sting of the cane.   

We haven’t seen Jessica From Spanking Teen Jessica for a while.  But rest assured she is indeed still being naughty (or Real Life Spanking hasn’t run out of footage of her bare bottom punishments)  But does it matter?  I mean in the realm of things she is indeed still quite spankable and quite unhappy about getting a OTK paddle spanking (one of my favorites).  Also Available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

On the new Spanking site Spanking Family we have a young female getting the cane for reasons of course unknown. But of course the reason is irrelevant Dear Reader since her bottom is indeed being spanked

the ubiquitous Google has indeed become enraged.  You See Dear Readers the Chinese seems to have launched some sort of cyber attack and tried to steel information.  Google responded with un-censoring their search results for that country “YAY”  Perhaps my Dear Readers from China now can see some good hard spanking like this update from Fetish Flixx

You know I have no idea what the obsession with white couches are in the spanking community.  A good number of spanking houses have them which indeed is quite puzzling due to the chaotic nature of the reaction to a spanking of a girls bottom.  If spanked to hard not only does a girls bottom get red but on occasion there is a bit of blood which of course will never come out of a white sofa.  Thankfully our friends at English Spankers do not have to replace their sofa but Sarah gets spanked hard none the less. 

A Blast from the past on Caned Schoolgirls with Kristen Gold showing why she won the Best Facial Expression during a spanking in 2007.
 

And Finally for today (I am indeed rather tired Dear Reader) we have our runner up for Most improved spanking site Handspanking!  This week we have yet another F/f spanking.  You see this sister managed to lose a small yellow creature that lives in a ball and can only be summoned by young ladies with impossibly large eyes.  When the creature is released of course it fights equally bizarre creatures that live in small balls and saves ones grandpa. 

Until Tomorrow

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Now that the silly season is behind us Dear Reader it is indeed time to get down to more important things.  Like spanking!  Our Hardworking Spanking Houses are putting their best face (or bottom so to speak) for this fledgling of a New Year.  We have a bunch of very hot new spankee’s and even one new spanking site.  So enjoy Dear Reader on The Spanking Updates of the week!

You already know that Your Humble Narrator has a thing for Redheads so let us indeed kick this week off in style with a brand new naughty girl by the name of Alice coming to meet our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian for her very first spanking.  At 22 years old and quite single she has had a fascination with spanking for quite a while and now she is about to experience it first hand.  Judging from the bruises on her bottom it is quite a painful introduction.  From Real Life Spanking

And for a treat at the beginning of this wonderful decade we have the beautiful Audrey Knight taking a trip to Clare Fonda’s abode.   Unfortunately she was indeed not there being detained by walking her 17 dogs and carted off by animal control as one of those crazy women who collect animals.  But a good spanking opportunity indeed cannot be wasted particularly with a girl with such curves as Audrey.  So Mr. Ford gets the enviable opportunity to put lovely Audrey over his knee on My Spanking Roommate. Also Available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Well it seems that Our friend Peter Schoober is out this week with a hand injury.  I have it on good sources that in a wild Champaign fuelled New Years celebration he attempted to spank the bronze statue of Lessing and broke a number of bones in his spanking hand.  Naughty girls of course deserve to be spanked with the dominant hand so we leave it up to Heidi and her expert use of the strap to punish Kristy who arrives in a particularly enticing pair of short shorts on Spanking Server.

Our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer continues spanking the ridiculously cute Kat St. James this week on Good Spanking with those cute little panties lowered and her even more cute bare bottom exposed.  She indeed seems quite pleased with herself getting the leather paddle.  Time to use something a little more umm substantial to heat that little ass up.

A Dear Reader pointed out that Your Humble Narrator was indeed incorrect (what a surprise) last week in pointing out that Riley was a new girl at Real Spanking.  This is indeed true Dear Reader for she got many the spankings prior to their wonderful new films and is happily back getting her bottom belted by Mr M.  Also Available though the better valued Real Spanking Pass

For the Angelina Fans out there (which I am indeed one) she once again finds herself over a lucky mans knee getting a good old fashion OTK hand spanking.  Not thrilled with such a punishment she indeed starts crying after even a few smacks on her panty lad rear end and blubbers considerably when she gets it on the bare bottom.  From Spanked Schoolgirl.

We have NEW Spanking site on our hands Dear Reader.  It is indeed called Spanking Family which touts itself as the first spanking soap opera.  It revolves around a divorced man that well umm.  Does quite a bit of spanking!  This indeed I can relate to!  So how come hot women don’t parade in and out of my place in need of their bottoms beat!  So much for reality television. 

This week on Bars and Stripes we have the newly retired Nikki Flynn getting her already missed bare bottom on a bed of feathers.  This is umm…  odd to say the least but this is indeed Nikki we are dealing with.  I am sure she has been in stranger situations. 

After some time off from the Holidays English Spankers is indeed back giving Sarah a bottom tanning this week.  This is of course Sarah From Spanking Sarah fame, getting what I think is a little harder spanking then she is typically used to.  But all the better my Dear Readers. 

I guess in the Europe unlike here in America they get alot of their household help from young girls from the former eastern block.  Which is indeed much better than here since we get all our help from middle aged ladies named Gracia who even if you managed to spank them they would probably return with their 29 cousins and give you a spanking with baseball bats.  Your Europeans have it so good.  From Strict Spanking

And finally for tonight we have our favorite Japanese spanking site Handspanking.  This young Japanese schoolgirl gets an OTK spanking from her mother for selling her panties to Japanese Businessmen for reasons which I do not want to know. 
 

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Yes Dear Reader we close 2009 and the decade of the aughts tonight.  I for one say good riddance to both.  Between the economic meltdown of 2009 and the joke that was the presidency for 8 years I happily say goodbye and hope 2010 and its decade will be kinder to us.   But what indeed would 2010 be without a little spanking!  Preferably alot of spanking. 

So rather than watch the immortal Dick Clark drop the ball in my beloved city why not ring in the new year with a good hard spanking.  A little Champaign (get the good stuff not that corbel crap)  and one doesn’t even need noisemakers since the naughty girl over your knee will undoubtedly be making enough noise to celebrate midnight.  But before you do, please enjoy the Spanking Updates of the Week!

You know I have noticed that our Friend Peter Schoober has increased the number of OTK spankings he gives his lovely naughty ladies.  Perhaps this is his new years resolution, or perhaps he is just tired of standing up!  Regardless of the reason I like it!  I like it alot!  Particularly the lovely blonde Brooke Summer getting spanked in the cute little number he spanked the very cute Cabrina in a few weeks ago.  But this week he gives us not one but TWO otk spankings in addition to his regular brand of spanking.  If this keeps up 2010 is starting to look very good.  From Spanking Server

Well one thing I how will not change is our Dear Clare Fonda’s questionable taste in home furnishings.  What indeed will I have to talk about other than her wonderful spankings she dishes out!  This week she has Lilly Anna, Snow Mercy and a brand new naughty girl Alecia Panettiere over her knee on Girl Spanks Girl.  I love the pajama’s that Lilly Anna is getting spanked in.  Though it would have been amazing if she could find feet pajama’s with a flap in the back.  Also available though Clare’s 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Now sometimes spankings can be counterproductive Dear Reader.  Monica here decides to walk though the house in her birthday suit on the way to the shower, for which she gets a spanking from (I think the new spanker) Aaron.  Now should I be so fortunate to have Monica in my house this indeed is behavior which I would want to encourage!  In fact I might spank her for not wandering around the house naked! From Real Spanking or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Well I am happy to see that our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian has found a way to spend the cold winter nights.  Heating his house with the burning hot bottoms of spanked girls!  Now from what I understand New Years eve in Amsterdam is more or less a free for all.  Fireworks shooting every which way while the revelers guzzle Champaign.  Alcohol and explosives, my kind of town!  For once however getting an bare bottom OTK spanking might be safer than going outside.  From Real Life Spanking

Jewell Marceau gets the bare bottom hairbrush treatment from Stacy Burke on Good Spanking this week. 
 

This girl has one of the most beautiful bodies in the spanking scene.  I mean it is well taken care of.  Which begs the question why she is spanked more often for spending all that time in the gym.  But then again that indeed might be something that one would want to encourage.   The problem is the better she looks the more she is going to get spanked!  What a conundrum.  From Slut Spanking

Spanking Casting rings in the New Year with a plethora of pasty paddles smacking their beautiful models young bottoms.  I am not one really for the lunge position personally.  Its rather uncomfortable for the girl getting spanked and doesn’t give the spanker a good target at a right angle (for the most effective spanking).  Also like the diaper position you run the risk of smacking area’s that are left better un-smacked. 

Well another year and another reminder that Roasleen Young is indeed long retired.  But we can indeed enjoy her spankings for years to come.  Particularly when she is spanked over those little blue polka dotted panties.  From OTK Spank

You know,  I never go out for New Years eve anymore.  For whatever reason I almost always have a horrible time, which the holiday is so hyped is doubly disappointing.  Personally I would rather kick back with my martini and watch the ball drop and possibly do some spanking!  Which I indeed intend to do this year again.  The next girl on Rough Man Spank has a few different ideas,  like getting tied to a rough wooden bench and getting caned.  I wonder if a welted bottom New Years Day is worse than the hangovers most of us have. 

Kaori’s sister is angry that her sister is late.  She was busy of course summoning Mothra and it took al little more time than expected.  but even giant bugs are no excuse and she is put over her sisters knee and spanked quite soundly.  I hate to see the spanking she gets when Mothra destroys Tokyo.  From Handspanking
 

Be safe tonight Dear Reader

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