Well Dear Reader I am indeed convinced that Google hates your Humble Narrator.  Or at least The Spanking Spot.  You see since Your Humble Narrator left blogger over a year and a half ago, he has been trying in vain to get the fatheads at Google to allow The Spanking Spot to qualify for just a few more keywords than the name of the site.  Every once and a while something clicks at suddenly I am ranking for 100’s of spanking keywords.  But it never lasts,  and suddenly Your now very frustrated Narrator is back in the doghouse. 

Fortunately many of you find this site though the other wonderful Spanking Bloggers out there.  However it would be nice to bring in fresh readers from time to time.  I apologize for my rant Dear Reader but I am indeed frustrated since as you know all of my posts are unique and handwritten yet my friends at Google insist on suggesting this site is indeed spam. 

Well perhaps Google will get a spanking from Bing before too long.  (doubtful but one can hope).  So enough of my whining Dear Reader, off to the rest of the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Well on with staying on the Cheerleader Spanking Theme from Thursday Firm Hand Spanking has the Young Brittney Mays as not only a babysitter but a varsity cheerleader who is indeed a bit nosy.  Finding her looking though her closet the woman of the house decides that she needs to teach little Brittney a lesson with a leather strap applied to her bare bottom. 

The beautiful Redhead Irelynn Logeen is a bit of a clumsy girl.  She managed to break her grandmothers vase that was sitting on the “lino” which might be some bizarre British term for the floor.  (speak English people!) .  Failing to convince Stephen that it was indeed an accident a rather hard spanking ensues with her bent over a chair and having Your Humble Narrator’s namesake applied quite forcefully to her bare bottom.  Of course it doesn’t help that she is in a wonderful plaid skirt that covers a bottom that just begs to be spanked.  From Northern Spanking

Now this is just plain mean Dear Reader.  Angelina struck up a online relationship with a nice old gentleman.  He sent her a picture of his house and asked her to come stay with him which upon seeing the stately manor with the big gates readily agreed.  what she didn’t know and found out when she arrived as an illegal immigrant to Jolly old England is that he didn’t actually live in that house.  More like in the parking lot in a RV.  Now to make matters worse he is indeed in need of a girl around the house that grant’s “favors” (which I am sure she knew about before going to live with him).  but upon her refusal he shows her his other love.  Spanking!  From Spanking Digital (or the 4 site Spank Pass)

Our wonderful Kailee Robinson seems to be back and rather naughty this week.  She managed to smuggle in some contraband undergarments into Real Spanking Institute which of course just from the places name is not a very wise move.  But Kailee will always be Kailee and this time she is to get a good hard naked caning.  Also available on the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Someone wrote to me a few days ago whom I will assume could not speak English well (welcome to the club).  He insisted that Bad Tushy does not allow downloads of their material anymore.  I can say Dear Reader that I checked again just to make sure and indeed that is false.  They have happily reverted back to their old ways and given their customers what they want.  Downloadable material.  And while their spankings are somewhat tongue and cheek they are indeed hard which is always welcome in my book. 

Who but the lovely Teen Keegan would bring our hero Tom our of retirement.  Could it be he missed all those “stuuupiid gurls”?  After months on the schoolgirl free island Tom is refreshed and ready to spank.  And he does so with a vengeance on Keegan’s pajama clad bottom (well at least until he pulls down her pants)  with a good hard plastic hairbrush.  From Girls Boarding School
   

While I am not all that keen on the whole Anal exam to tell you the truth if its Kami Robertson,  I am indeed game.  besides a hard caning follows by none other then the beautiful and talented Lucy Mclean.  From Bars and Stripes

I was watching the three biggest healthcare insurers on Capital hill the other day where the readily admitted that they often drop coverage once their customers get sick, which of course is one of the reasons our health care system is so fucked.  Now one would think in this anti corporate environment these geniuses  would at least try to fake a bit of compassion to our congress critters.  Well all three were asked if they would stop dropping customers unless clear fraud was determined.  They all responded with a resounding NO.  Now I am surprised Michael Moore and 300 sick people with pitchforks didn’t burst though the door shouting BURN THEM.  Meanwhile doctors, hospitals and various other medical professionals are quite upset they may not be able to charge $15 for an aspirin if this overhaul becomes a reality.  Now I will tell you a little story dear reader.  I used to be in the pharmaceutical business when Billary was trying to shove universal health care down our throats.  I was attending a huge conference in LA when of course the Rodney King trial came in.  Needless to say we spent most of the time trying to get out of LA.  But when we finally did the attendees and myself had a little party on the beach where Yours Truly ended up getting rather drunk with the head lobbyist for the Pharmaceutical companies.  So being rather young I asked him what was going to happen and her responded by patting the young Brushstrokes on the head and saying“don’t worry” as we sang some drunken song to the birds that were flying though the twilight.  two weeks later the scandal Whitewater broke.  From Cutie Spankee

Alannah Rae looks umm different.  Perhaps its the huge rack she is sporting now.  Well she didn’t take to kindly to the spanking that Kay Richards gave her last week and since she has become a big time porn star (last picture) she decided to give Kay a taste of her own medicine.  From My Spanking Roommates or the 4 site Clare Fonda Spanking Pass

Amy Hunter has gone to visit our Southern Friends at Spanking Bare Butts.  Now I could make some disparaging remark about my southern brethren but Amy has browbeaten your humble Brushstrokes into a more politically correct way of life.  No longer is the south the land of trailer parks and sister marrying.  Just like there are not skinny or fat girls.  They are all quite harmoniously the same.  Though I do have to say she looks gorgeous with her hair done like that. 

The English love to stand in queue’s or for those who speak English,  lines.  The queue up for just about anything,  including spankings!  This of course must have confused the Asian girls getting their pretty bottoms spanked since like us in America its pretty much a free for all rather then standing patiently waiting for ones turn.  From Regulation Knickers

There seems to be a lack of schoolgirl spanking this week Dear Reader.  Yet an over abundance of cheerleaders with sore bottoms.  Well English Spankers came though for us Schoolgirl lovers this week. 

And Finally for this week we have two interchangeable blondes smacking each others naughty bottom on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Retro Spanking Site Good Spanking Classics.

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Peter Schoober seems rather attached to his Beer Glass.  This of course is good Dear Reader since anything that might hold beer one should be attached to.   In fact males obsession with things that hold beer is something that our female spankee’s simply don’t understand.   How can one properly drink beer from say a paper cup!  One needs a ice cold glass preferably lightly frosted from the freezer to properly enjoy beer.  Our Dear Pandora is no different from her female brethren and has broken Peters beloved glass, which of course earns her one hell of a hard bare ass spanking over Peter’s quite able knee.  Peter would have probably spanked her a bit lighter if she didn’t tell him that he drank too much beer,  The horror!    oh and you have to love Peter’s dialog.  “Don’t want to talk to you, Just punish”.  He is quite an amusing fellow he should do more spanking in English.  From Spanking Server.

So last week our president signed into law a Credit Card reform act.  This of course was an effort to cut down on the banks most egregious fleecing of their customers.  It had simple things like, the companies must actually process your payments rather then hold them and charge you a late fee or maybe not double billing in an effort to get higher interest payments.  The banks of course responded that they would actually have to not give credit to customers that might not be able to afford it (the horror!).  Unfortunately this is rather bad for us spankers out there since the single most used reason to spank naughty girls is the over use of the credit card.  What will we do Dear Reader! Well fortunately for us the law doesn’t go into effect for a couple of months and gives us ample time to come up with other reasons.  Unfortunately for Bianca the use of her boyfriends card gets her a spanking from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian at Real Life Spanking

As you know Your Humble Narrator is a sucker for Redheads.  So it should be no surprise Dear Reader that I am quite enthralled with this new girl on Spanked Sweeties.  Jenni Mack  whom I have absolutely no information on gets quite a spanking from a new and quite able spanker Miss Chris from the great state of Arizona.  Excellent spanking and I look forward to seeing more.  (also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Spanking Pass)

I actually think we have seen this one in the past.  But not in true high Definition in all its glory.  Ashleigh has failed her term appraisals which Your humble Narrator assumes that it is indeed a fancy way of saying she failed her class.  The school has a bothersome rule that they cannot pull down a schoolgirls panties for a spanking so they do what any innovative spanker would do.  Get a pair of knickers and cut out the rear!  At least that way they can spank properly on a bare bottom.  From HD Spank

Its all fun and games for the incredibly cute 20 something Elizabeth Ann until her bottom is bared and the spanking is starting to hurt.  As you might recall we first were introduced to the adorable Elizabeth a couple of weeks ago when she come to see our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer for her very first spanking.  While she figured a spanking would sting a little bit she was quite surprised when her panties come down.  From Good Spanking

Ah Dear Readers yet another sinful schoolgirl.  Willow is happily back with English Spankers for a good old fashion school caning this week.  The Dunce hat is a nice touch unfortunately for Willow the cane does not. 

While a hairbrush is Your Humble Narrator’s preferred utensil for a good spanking.  I  don indeed need to get myself one of those little cane’s demonstrated so well by our beloved Kailee on Melody’s shapely rear.  I would have to think if used properly one of those little sticks could offer a different type of stinging sensation then the blunt force hairbrush.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Whenever I think of the name Roberta for whatever reason I think of a large stern woman with an apron making something in the kitchen and hollering alot.  Not mind you this moon faced beauty trying to take 50 strokes of the cane to be eligible to act in one of Mood Pictures upcoming titles.  Amazingly she withstands the cruel strokes.  From Mood Castings

Tutoring obstinate schoolgirls is enough to make even the most ardent anti-spanker to take out the strap.  Particularly as in this case where the girl has obviously not studied the material.  When will these girls ever learn.  From BritSpank

I am not a particularly vengeful person Dear Reader.  While I enjoy hard spankings its more about the spanking then it is about creating pain. I wouldn’t for sake of example want to cause pain to someone in the absence of the spanking.    There is however one type of female that I think I would take glee in teaching a lesson.  That is indeed the self centered rich female.  This also contradicts my favorite female type of the young skinny female since with this particular type one cannot get self centered and rich enough until at least her 30’s Rough Man Spank does a pretty good job of fulfilling Your Humble Narrators pain fantasy. 

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the bottom of a disobedient girl!  Either our portly punisher is a rather large guy. (I do think he is rather tall) or he has indeed found a vertically challenged schoolgirl!  From Sound Punishment.

And finally for today Handspanking has a good traditional Mother/Daughter Spanking.  Instead of doing her homework she chose to read a comic book instead.  Comic books being the bane of mothers both in America and Japan delivers a spanking that only a mother can on her daughters pretty satin panties.

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  We’ll start this week off with the return of Alannah Rae to Spanked Sweeties.  We were fortunate to see her debut a few weeks ago.  Alannah mother was a strict disciplinarian and utilized spanking as punishment on poor Alanna’s bare ass all the way into her teens.  She of course is just barely old enough to have being spanked against her will no longer legal.  So her real life punishments are still fresh in her mind.  I will say that she looks even better this second scene she does with my Dear Clare Fonda.  When it comes to girls who we would want to spank she is the whole package.  I hope she continues in our wonderful hobby

It looks like David Pierson has yet another naughty girl to play with.  Dear Readers meet Amanda Rose,  Punished Brats new Spankee.  Pretty and slightly tomboyish she makes a wonderful addition to David’s gaggle of girls and the wonderful bare asses that come with them.  Please welcome Amanda to The Spanking Spot and post any comments that might help her sore butt

Your Humble Narrator has a pet peeve Dear Reader.  I am standing on line at the grocery store staring at this girls ass.  She of course notices since its rather hard to miss a funny looking middle aged dude leering at ones posterior.  But the issue Dear Reader was not the fact I was staring at her bum but why.  You see she had one of those pants that has something written across the rear.  Now she gives me a dirty look for my inquisitive nature,  and my only response is if you don’t want me staring at your ass DON”T WRITE THINGS ON THEM!  This of course has nothing to do with the spanking our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian gives his nubile naughty nymph Jolie on Real Life Spanking

Its amazing to me how Mood Pictures get anywhere near the number of people they need to make a film.  Mood Castings shows us how many girls fall out of the process sadly unable to hack the caning that is required in their films.  This is Laura Turner, aside from her very American sounding name she is 18 years old and wants to act one of Mood Pictures full length spanking epics.  The rule is of course these girls must show that they can take the type of spanking that Mood delivers.  50 whacks with the cane!  Can she do it?  Can she make it though all those searing strokes? 

Speaking of seeing the writing on ones ass…  From Real Spanking Institute (or Real Spanking Pass)
 

You know its kind of funny.  Much like I would assume doctors would notice with giving his patients injection, The girls that entertain us week after week are really two groups.  Those who want to see themselves spanked and those that must look away.  Based on these spanking photo’s we can deduce that the lovely redhead Justine is part of the former group. All in glorious High Definition From HD Spank

This rather bookish looking schoolgirl is quite cute.  Its the kind of cuteness that kind of creeps up on you to make you realize you have just seen a rather good spanking.  Kali has dared wear red shoes with her uniform that earns her a OTK that will delight spanking stocking fetishers alike.  This is also Sound Punishment’s 100th update post this week.  Please join me in wishing Sound Punishment the best for the next 100 posts. 

The stunningly beautiful Chelsea Pfeiffer spanks the equally stunning very naked and as it turns out very flexible Amelia Jane Rutherford.  From Good Spanking

Now I know this is no fault of Spanked at Home but I have trouble taking any spanker named Arnold seriously.  While there are many fine people named Arnold, for whatever reason Your Humble Narrators mind immediately pictures Horseshack from the venerable series Welcome Back Kotter.  Perhaps it is I that needs Help Dear Reader, but I digress.  The Arnold here spanks our Redhead Justine once again.

Welcome to Aerobics with Bailey! This week we lean how to support your weight while hanging off a perfectly good cocktail table with your naked rear high up in the air.  All the time having it beaten!  Now come on tough guys lets shake it!  From Spanking Bailey (or Real Spanking Pass)

And Finally for tonight Hand Spanking has a recession guide on how to interview for a job.  if you screw it up not only will you not get the job but you’ll get a spanking too. 

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Good news Dear Reader,  Yet another attempt to control what you and Your Humble Narrator choose to read has finally after 10 years has finally been put to rest.  COPA or The Child Online Protection Act passed by a majority of old white guys from the south whom had never used the internet and ironically signed into law by our last Democratic President has been officially declared dead despite our right wing fanatics terrified of the naked body.  For those unfamiliar of this egregious attack on free speech in 1998 our congress felt it was necessary to “protect our children” from the evils of SEX!  This law made it illegal to display material “harmful to minors” for commercial uses. 

Now honestly Dear Reader this seems quite reasonable at face value.  I for one would not want my spawn to stumble across many of the sites that I show you here.  (Though it will make a interesting discussion about the birds and the bees later on).  However under this silly law “commercial use” is defined as pretty much anything on the internet that might have a dirty picture or something the government doesn’t like on it.  That Dear Reader is quite dangerous.  In the interest of my foreign readers I must explain to you the typical American mindset.  You see while we have little or no problem having our young teen kill throngs of Aliens, Nazi’s, Bad Guys, and civilians in both video games and movies we cringe in horror at the thought that our teenager just might be interested in seeing people doing the nasty. 

Well Dear Reader my hats off to the Supreme court that has once again rejected the silly attempt at the  Christian domination of this country.  Now for some smut!

We are going to start off with a girl whom has never been spanked.  Natalie at 20 years of age.   Just slightly older than COPA would have insisted that we protected her against has always been interested in spanking.  Perhaps Dear Reader if she got a proper one she might be cured of her obsession.  I hope that this is indeed not that case since I am sure you as I thoroughly enjoy exercising her Demons though her sore bare bottom.  From Real Life Spanking

God forbid Dear Reader that Peter Schoober ever get sick or injured.  But should such a horrible thing happen I would kill to see the want Ad for his replacement.  “Wanted, Vice President of Red Buttocks. Responsibilities include,  Finding incredibly hot females, Undressing incredibly hot females and subsequently spanking incredibly hot females.  Wide Lap and Large Hand a plus, wrist X-Ray required.  NO RECRUITERS!  Spanking Server is a EEOC employer.”

Now most of the girls I have known throughout my years had a hang-up on spanking (go figure).  Interestingly enough they were either rabidly pro or con spanking.  Even more oddly none of them felt that they needed (or wanted) to recieve a spanking.  Since you are reading this column one can infer that I convinced a few of them to come get a spanking from Yours Truly.  I almost always found that girls who got their asses beat before almost without exception wanted the harder of the spankings.  This quite happily is the same case as Clare Fonda’s new girl Katie Angel.  Young and quite pretty (and yea she probably needs to eat a sammich or two) she gets her first adult spanking from my Dear Clare on Spanked Sweeties

This girls Haircut is definitely growing on me.  Not enough hair to get in the way and just enough for some interesting spanking action shots.  From Spanked Schoolgirl. (or part of the 14 Spanking site special)

Kathy and Coach make beautiful spanking together this week on Real Spankings. The implements of choice this week are the cane and what looks to be a small well worn wooden paddle. More of a hairbrush without the brush part quite honestly.  It looks like the former implement stings like hell since there are tears involved. 

Kailee has been making herself more of a spanker as of late Dear Reader.  I am not sure I like this change of positions since Your Humble Narrator was quite pleased to see her as a bottom so to speak.  But I guess everyone needs a change of perspective from time to time.  Besides she seems to be doing a good job with the leather paddle on Abigail Whittaker’s ass.  From Firm Hand Spanking.

If this is Dr Snow, than Dallas is surely the Heat Miser.  From Dallas Spanks Hard.

Back during the Great Depression when Jobs were at a rarity one could punish a lazy maid with a hairbrush with little or no worry that the now well spanked maid would either up and leave or call whatever commission that has deemed spanking lazy maids illegal since jobs were such a rarity.  For those of you with maids of Pandora’s caliber there might indeed be good news Dear Reader. Since Wall Street moguls and the fat bank chiefs have stolen all the money we may indeed be headed back to those times.  Unfortunately that is bad news for the rest of us.  But should you be so fortunate to have a maid in these times I am sure with a few sessions with a hairbrush you can ensure you house be spotless. From Northern Spanking
 

Why can’t I find a private girls school to work at with a uniform that looks like this!  Seriously though Its time Bad Tushy got Miss Law to do a switch scene.  She just looks too fantastic not to be spanked. 

I am really digging these new girls on Girls Boarding School.  Particularly Molly who is quite spankable.  Unfortunately the documentation of their spankings seem only to exist in pictures right now.  And while Yours Truly both understands and encourages the art of anticipation sometimes it is simply overdone.  Time to show us these girls spankings in all the glory of moving pictures. 

ok Redneck Spanking is Back Dear Readers with spanking the hottest girls of the trailer park.  Now They are doing some experimenting some of which quite honestly I am not sure I like.  But it is indeed fair.  First the good news,  they are working on their film quality.  I am hoping they will get it right in 2009.  (still needs work however).  The second issue is that they only allow a download of a movie some number of weeks after its initially posted.  Before that the consumer must watch the spanking video’s as a stream.  Now as I said I am not sure I like this set up,  but from a spanking producers stand point its definitely worth a shot.  While I do believe that consumers should have access to downloading new material immediately there are some inherent problems with this as a business model including piracy, and customer retention.  While this solution might appear to give one the best of both worlds it does risk annoying the customer, and while a large well known site might be able to get away with it, I am not sure that Redneck Spanking can. 
 

We have our second spanking on the full length movie Long Weekend that is now playing on Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl.  Our strawberry blond has her pants removed and suffers though a OTK spanking with her partner who may or may not be Sarah Gregory (I’ll Defer to Chloe Elise on this one). 

I’m not sure about other area’s Dear Reader but the one thing that the American stay at home female almost always ignores is the importance of having dinner ready when one’s significant other comes home after a long day at work. Now of course if your working that is a different story but so many of my friends hardly get a meal when their wives stay home to “take care of the children”  In fact I would go as far putting an exception in any domestic abuse law that allows for a sound spanking when dinner is repeatedly not provided for the working other.  (men included!).  From Spanked at Home

I know I need to get over it Dear Reader but I really miss the 80’s.  I just loved big hair and leg warmers.  Well I guess one can never go back.  but Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro site Good Spanking Classics can at least bring back fond memories. 
 

I actually had a friend in College who fell asleep in class only to have woken up in yet another class some hours later.  Amusingly the professor let her slumber though not one but two periods.  She was quite shocked to have awoken from her deep sleep only to be laughed at by a room full of people she didn’t know and a completely different teacher.  Personally I think I would rather be spanked at in this new one from Spanking Online (or Spank Pass or Xerotics 14 site Special)
  

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How sad Dear Reader.  This indeed is the last Update of the week post that allows me to complain about our idiot in chief.  Now as soon to be former King George whines to whomever would listen that he was really a good president despite invading the wrong county, torturing people, showing the world that we lack the resources to save thousands of people in a major US city, destroying the Republican Party, Nationalizing the banks and quite possibly causing the biggest financial crisis of the last 70 years.  Perhaps that is how Yale grades you when your Daddy buys your admission but typically the real world has a more stringent definition of what was a success and failure. 

But what will Your Humble Narrator do without his whipping boy?  I know not Dear Reader.  Perhaps my political commentary has come to an end….  Nah..

Its been a long time Dear Reader that we have seen our lovely Kailee Robinson get a good hard old fashion OTK Spanking.  Again since the Coach is doing the spanking on Kailee’s bottom I think this is from days past but its new to us!  I hope he returns to spanking one day since the guy can really spank the hell out of naughty girls.  Watching Kailee you can tell its quite a painful one.  From Real Spanking (or Real Spanking Pass)

There are really two things that interest me about Bad Tushy’s next update.  First the pouty little blonde looks remarkably like a mail room girl at my office.  Even down to the too tight shirt and very short miniskirt.  As you might imagined Dear Reader your humble narrator enjoyed going to the Mail Room saving his assistant from making the trip!  The second thing is personally I think its kind of cool someone made their garage into a spanking studio.  Like most people mine is filled with junk,  if I am not going to put my car in there one might as well make it useful. 

Shannon Carson is back on Firm Hand Spanking this week for another good over the knee spanking.  I can say without any hesitation Dear Reader that she is truly one of my favorites.  It saddens me that her partner in crime Amy Denison has retired.  But Alas Shannon’s bottom is still for the beating and  hopefully the new girls will soon to get a M/f spanking.  

I am not sure who the girl is taking her spanking medicine but she is indeed attractive.  Appearing on Spanking Digital this movie entitled Expensive Discipline is happily a High Def spanking movie.  Downloading takes a bit of time but it is more than worth it.  This is also available though Spank Pass (4 site special) and Xerotics 14 Spanking Site Special

I have found that the girls on Spanking Server do not have much to say.  Now normally I would have to imagine that any guys they happen to be talking to don’t say much as they stand dumbfounded by their beauty.  This is the looker Charlie with a body one would die for.  Why Dear Reader is this girl not on a cover of a magazine rather strapped to this most effective spanking bench! 

It looks like my Dear Clare Fonda is launching yet another fine full length movie on Girl Spanks Girl called Long Weekend.  I actually had to do a double take when I saw the brunette.  I almost thought that was Sarah Gregory.  

I have never in my life seen someone look so pathetically at a piece of wood.  From Spanked at Home
 

Spanking Teen Brandi presents us this week with Dueling Diaper Position Spankings! Yes Jessica and Brandi are together once again with their legs up in the air and their rears on fire.  Simply awesome.  (also though Real Spanking Pass)

I wonder what it took to get that Face Shot.  From Fetish Flixx (or Xerotics 14 site Special)
 

Though in my young years I had a couple of close calls I can honestly say I have never been caught masturbating.  I could perhaps think of no more embarrassing thing but to be caught.  Embarrassment is not Sinn Sage’s worst problem however when Chelsea catches her pleasuring herself.  Since Sinn is so enamored with her groin area it is only fitting that she be spanked on the other side of it.  From Spank Sinn
 

And Finally for tonight.  What could be better then two almost naked women spanking each other?  If one of them is Amber. From Amber Spanks.

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