You know Dear Reader I am indeed not sure who deserves a spanking more.  Being the liberal commie bastard I am of course my first thought it is the morons of the conservative’s in this country who have been steadfastly keeping anything getting done and even went so far as to hold up unemployment benefits to millions of out of work people caused by the worst recession in 80 years brought on by no less than themselves. 

On the other hand we have our Democrats who haven’t even been in power 2 years already becoming as corrupt as hell.  What Dear Reader do you think the IRS would do if I simply “forgot” to declare hundreds of thousands in assets. Do you think indeed think they would so “no biggie” like our Nancy is doing with her buddy?  I mean say what you will about the crazy right but at least they managed to hold it together for a couple of years before we found out they were all secretly gay. 

I am indeed depressed Dear Reader.  Perhaps some spanking will indeed cheer me up. 

Let us begin this week with someone who always cheers me up.  The Lovely Clare Fonda giving incredible Aiden Ashley her second spanking on film.  This time in rather tight and sexy jeans that no doubt come down before to long.  Now the strange thing about this is indeed I have no idea who is more spankable. Clare in that cute little number she has on or Aiden for obvious reasons afore mentioned.  Unfortunately no one thought to spank them both.  From Spanked Sweeties or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

I have decided to resume coverage of the the always entertaining spanking movies from Lupus Spanking going forward.  I will be adding a few more sites since I think my Updates of the Week have been getting a little stale as of late  This weeks tale tells the story of two farm girls who eat magic apples which cause them to grow horns.  Apparently the only cure for such a thing is a brutal switching in the public square tied up in their birthday suits.  This indeed is not for the slight of heart Dear Reader as her friend waiting her turn to be switch listens to the screams of her friend during her punishment.  If this indeed is the cure for horns I wonder what it is for Swine Flu!

It looks like this week will be the week of girls in tight Jeans getting spanked.  Or at least Your Humble Narrator indeed hopes so.  Stacy one of the newer members of Mr M’s myriad of misbehaving maidens wastes no time in getting into the swing of things on Real Spanking this week.  Unfortunately for her the swinging will be upon her soon to be sore bare bottom.  Also Available though the better values 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Now there are three things I particularly enjoy about this next video from Real Life Spanking.  First it is indeed the beautiful long necked Sara that is getting her bottom beaten.  Second while my preference for OTK spanking is indeed apparent perhaps a very close second is the fabled bent over one knee position.  Sure unless your balance is perfect and the girl is rather small you must have her legs firmly planted on the ground lest your spankee ends up on her face.  This of course usually precludes the kicking of the legs that shows the viewer just how unpleasant the spanking she is getting is.  Finally this indeed is dear to my heart Dear Reader.  Sara as it turns out is getting a spanking over her texting habits.  Now we all know our females have a inborn need to communicate often with their own kind, but I simply cannot fathom the need to communicate every waking moment.  And I thought yapping on the cell phone was annoying. 
 

This week Natalie Minx gets down to business in pulling our lovely Chelsea’s white Jeans down and spanking her on her pretty gold panties and then of course her bare bottom.  Now I know Chelsea is an happily attached women,  but I do wonder how often her gets a good hard spanking from her significant other since if it were indeed me I would have time for  little else but to spank that awesome bottom of hers.  From Good spanking

This next update from Spanking Server is not exactly “New” You see it is indeed the beginning of March and as in the beginning of every month Spanking Server, in addition to their weekly spanking updates releases a Spanking Pack with about an hour of their past spankings.  Now this is free with membership and there indeed is some fantastic spanking here that if you weren’t a long time member you have probably missed.  Peter of course illustrates this here with the spanking of the struggling Sandra Sanchez who as a farm girl is not so keen on going over his knee.

You know I am really digging this new spanker that Xerotics has.  This  matronly woman looks like the kind old lady down the street that gives you hot chocolate on a cold day.  Just don’t spill it since she has a wicked short swing which she uses on these two new spankee’s bottoms.   Which brings me to my next point, Instead of giving them nothing to do so they can appear at political rallies and shout about how our president is a secret Muslim we indeed need to get more senior citizens into spanking.  First of all it will of course give them something to do and indeed take away the powerless feeling when young ladies walk on their lawn.  From Slut Spanking

Our young Clover has a intense dislike for Your Humble Narrators namesake.  I am quite offended Dear Reader.  Yes indeed!  And of course at some point in the past people around the world seemed to believe they have the right not to be offended!  Thus I watch with glee as this anti-brushite gets a taste of the implement she so dearly hates.  From Sound Punishments

It appears that prison life does not agree with our beautiful Kami’s bottom.  And why would it, such a exquisite flower will indeed wither under the harshness of confinement.  But indeed justice must be done, and they seem to be taking a page out of “How to extract confessions without shooting them in the face” by Dick Cheney.  Now no one ever accused Dick of being a spanko (though it wouldn’t surprise me but can you even water board someone while spanking them?).  In any case Kami is bent over a horse, panties pulled down and spanked until she confesses exactly where she hid the WMD’s  From Bars and Stripes

Ah what a treat to leave you off with today.  A bikini spanking from no other but our spanking friends in Japan.  Now apparently this young lady was diving foolishly not taking precautions from the tentacle rape monsters that infest those waters.  Thankfully she was spared and while a bikini tends to confound such monsters it is indeed no match for a spanking.  From Handspanking

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Yes indeed Dear Reader it is time to bring back the spanking galleries to hold you over until we take a look at the weekly spankings.  Of course the Galleries have been on hiatus for quite some time due to more important spanking things to talk about.  So enjoy and make sure you tune back tomorrow for the latest the spanking world has to offer

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Yes Dear Reader this is what you have all been waiting for.  The 2009 Spanking Award for the Spankee of the year!  These Dear Reader are the girls that have delighted us week after week with their beautiful glowing bottoms. 

The girl you select Dear Reader will join a elite group of bare bottom beauties so think hard Dear Reader for your selection is indeed not a light one.  These girls work quite hard, more-so then any mainstream model.  Not only do they have to have the looks but the bottom as well (not to mention the pain tolerance of a spanking!)

So once again Dear Readers your vote counts.  Though the counts you see are not the real ones (Only I see them).  At this level the competition is fierce, so every vote counts. And of course if you don’t see your favorite girl here then it is your fault since the nominations have been open since before Thanksgiving.  Ample time to let your opinion be heard.  This of course is the final vote for the Red Buttocks awards.  Voting will be open until Sunday January 3rd.  The results will be announced after New Years on Mondays and Wednesdays until we are done

So good luck to all your spanked girls out there.  The nominations please…..

Chloe Elise (Courtesy of My Spanking Roommate)

Audrey Knight (Courtesy of Bad Tushy)

Amelia Jane Rutherford (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)     

Amy Hunter (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)

Abigail Whittaker (Courtesy of Girls Boarding School)

Samantha Woodley (Courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Pandora Blake (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Amber Pixie Wells (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Sarah Gregory (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Kami Robertson (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Once again good luck to all the girls thank you for a year of hard work and sore bottoms! 

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Well Dear Reader it is indeed Christmas.  And after all the presents are opened and the eggnog consumed it is time to relax and kick your relatives out.  And what better way to relax then to sit back and enjoy the spanking updates of the week.  Merry Christmas to all of you and your families.  Perhaps some of you will get spankings for Christmas. 

Lets begin our Christmas edition with Firm Hand Spanking who they and their lovely brats are in the Christmas Spirit with a number of the naughty ladies posing for us.  But that is indeed not all for the ravishing redhead Alison Miller is still due her spanking from our able John Ryan attempting to get her bottom the same color of her hair! 

Lila finds herself over the knee this week, getting paddled by Betty. She was a late nominee for the hardest F/f spanking scene this year and what a good one.  Now as she is struck by the small paddle that betty is wielding she lets out little yelps almost like a tennis player does when they are striking the ball.  I am not sure it helps since this is quite a hard spanking, probably the hardest OTK spanking she has gotten to date.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Dallas remembers in Nam, sitting on a ridge 4 clicks from Charlie in the valley below thinking that he loves the smell of spanking in the morning.  It smells like victory!  Now wouldn’t war be much better if it was simply which side could spank more girls?  I suspect our all volunteer army would have more volunteers then they know what to do with.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

We all know getting a spanking with a wet bottom hurts more than if it is dry.  I honestly don’t know why and it is indeed one of those things that keeps me up at night.  Now I know there are throng of you that are smarter than your Humble Narrator.  Perhaps one familiar in the physics of spanking dynamics can explain to the rest of us why this is.  Meanwhile the beautiful Jasmine gets a quite painful OTK spanking after wetting her knickers on Spanking online (or the better valued 4 site SpankPass)

When I was young I had a job running tennis courts.  I came to the realization very early on that while I enjoy the game of tennis I detest most who play it.  Dear Reader when I tell you these were indeed some of the most childish petty adults that I have ever laid eyes on it would be an understatement.  Which is a shame since seeing young nubile girls prance around in short skirts is indeed a spanko’s dream.  In fact I would argue whomever invented the female tennis attire was a spanko himself.  I mean you are carrying around a racket that looks remarkably like a spanking implement around girls with incredibly short skirts!  Which of course Amber Pixie Wells looks fantastic in.  Particularly when her panties are removed and her bare bottom spanked.  From Punished Brats

I spent the better part of yesterday wrapping Christmas presents, a task which I abhor.  Mainly since Your Humble narrator is quite poor at it.  If one ever receives a present from Yours Truly you will easily know since it will resemble a large piece of crinkled up wrapping paper with about a mile of tape to hold it together.   Its just one of those things that one is simply poor at.  This is not the case with our little Amy Hunter Avon sales.  In fact she is quite good at it and has succeeded selling Kate James quite a bit of unneeded items.  Thankfully her uncle is there to put a stop to it on Northern Spanking.

It seems that Kami Robertson has difficulty sleeping at night at the Women’s Prison at Bars and Stripes.  This of course is due to the fact that the staff keep waking her up and giving her spankings!  You really cannot blame them since she is ridiculously cute.  If she was my ward I doubt she (or I for that matter) would get any sleep either.  

And we shall complete our Christmas Spankings with the very naked Cherry torn getting a lashing from our wonderful girl Chelsea Pfeiffer on Good Spanking.  I like that implement she is using,  I wonder indeed where I can get one.

You also might want to check out what my favorite firecrotch Amber is getting for Christmas on Spanked and Fucked

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

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Well Dear Reader it has indeed turned out to be an exciting week.  You see it came to light that now our fat cats in banking realize that they cannot pay themselves oodles of money for running companies into the ground since they took the money from the taxpayers and they umm… want something for it.  They are rushing to pay back all the money with interest!  Needless to say their stockholders are quite upset since they are issuing stock to pay the money back thus diluting the value of the present stockholders.  But hey that is indeed capitalism in its finest!  By the end of next year everything of course will be hunky dory with our poor downtrodden CEO’s getting the pay they think they deserve. 

But on to more important things Dear Reader.  Namely anything spanking related for it is indeed Thursday and that means its time to start the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets kick this off with a good old fashion OTK spanking of the naughty teen Monica,  one of my favorite spankee’s and thankfully still with Real Spanking.  This of course a spanking from the legendary Coach but it is indeed still new to us.  Particularly  Monica in her little denim miniskirt hiked up to allow for a bare bottom spanking.  Also available though the better valued 8 Site Real Spanking Pass

What could be better on a Thursday then two of the hottest girls in spanking indeed spanking each other.  Our Dear Clare Fonda’s Spanked Sweeties gives us Addie Juniper and Kendra James trading spanks on their perfect bare asses this week.  Like you Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator would love to have either girls over his knee.  Also of course available though Clare’s 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

My mother had one of those cabinets filled with glasses that no one was ever allowed to drink out of which of course defeated the whole purpose of a glass in the first place.  But then again my mother never had one made out of 15 century Venetian glass!  But for our gorgeous Kami Robertson any old glass to sip her wine will not do!  But unfortunately destroying the antique has her employer quite upset. So of course he spanks her ridiculously cute bottom in various ways.  This again is one of those rare spanking updates where one simply must go WOW and leave it at that.  From Sound Punishments

As a warning to all the ladies who read The Spanking Spot, I can assure you that if you decide to show up at my house wearing a cute baby blue miniskirt and form fitting playful panties you indeed will undoubtedly be spanked.  Which indeed is what Kat St James finds out when she goes to visit Chelsea Pfeiffer on Good Spanking this week.  Unfortunately while she is getting her OTK hand Spanking she has to look at all the wonderful implements to be used on her very cute soon to be bare bottom. 

I think the pinnacle of being a spanker is when your ward begins crying even before you spank her.  If anyone deserves this honor it is indeed Peter Schoober.  Like the lovely Charlie here you too would begin to whimper when Peter instructs you to bend over a chair and remove your panties.  From Spanking Server

Enjoying Cooking I have always delighted in spanking bare bottoms with kitchen utensils.  Perhaps my favorite spanking implement after Your Humble Narrators namesake is indeed the lowly wooden spoon.  If anything was designed to maximize the intense stinging of a spanking it is indeed the spoon.  In a pinch of course a spatula would do the job yet the plastic ones are really too dinky to properly chastise a naughty lady with.  From Spanking Castings

The one problem with a spanking relationship is that when it ends the brat indeed has no one to spank her.  Self spanking rather problematic and unfulfilling if you ask me. 24 year old Thalia found that out after breaking up with her man some time ago and unlike sex a female cannot just hook up at a bar and get spanked!  So what else indeed is there to do than to visit our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian for a good dose of punishment.  From  Real Life Spanking

Well this next update will indeed not recieve any awards for Best Facial Expression during a Spanking.  But she does have a very fine bottom.  From Rough Man Spank

English Spankers this week shows that older brats need their spankings just as much as younger ones do.  And they are just as painful!

Now I know that spanking women’s bare bottoms is not exactly politically correct.  Even the most deluded spanking enthusiasts will have to admit that bending a female over and smacking her bare behind is somewhat humiliating and denigrating no matter how much fun it is.  However I can think of an infinite number of places to spank pretty women in a more respectful environment than outside in front of a dumpster.  From Spanking University

And finally for today Only our friends in Japan can come up with a hula hooping contest for a spanking.  From Handspanking

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