Well Dear Reader it seems that it is indeed time for the Spanking Updates of the week.  Where I indeed try to review all the updates of our favorite naughty girls getting their bare bottoms spanked!  But before we begin I just wanted you to know that there is a new spanking movie review of a wonderful Shadowlane movie on my new site Spanked and Fucked.  The movie is entitled In the Red and it features Angela Faith getting quite the spanking among other things.  Now without further ado lets get on with this weeks spanking!

In the United States Dear Reader it seems that we never want our children to grow up unless indeed it involves shooting people in a foreign land or crimes which Texas can execute people for.  They of course raised the drinking age to 21 and even one state is making insurance companies cover “children” until they are 27.  So as logic would have if these adult children are indeed still children in peoples eyes then it should indeed be legal to spank them well into their 20’s.  The typical 18 year old girl of course is quite naughty and indeed in the need of a couple of spankings a year.  Our Yasmin on Real Life Spanking this week is of course no different. 

I have come to the belief that Kay Richards sits scantily clad in her apartment all day just waiting for someone one to enter so she can throw off her clothes and spank them.  A rather impractical existence yes, but not unpleasant to think about.  The unsuspecting Nikki finds out the hard way about Kay’s naked maniac spanker tendencies on My Spanking Roommate or the 4 spanking site Clare Fonda Pass

I’m a little concerned about Spanking Server as of late,  Too much back whipping and not enough good old fashion spanking for the past couple of weeks. But then again that is indeed simply a preference of mine.  For your Humble Narrator I simply cannot think of why one would whip someone’s back when there is a perfectly good ass to spank.  But I suppose there is indeed room for the two since once again they have some incredibly beautiful eastern European girls getting their spanking due. 

This one from Good Spanking is not exactly new,  But I have no idea Dear Reader how I missed this wonderful spanking.  Snow Mercy looks absolutely adorable.  And while she is indeed grinning for the camera,  once that hair brush comes in contact with that beautiful bottom of her it does indeed wipe that grin off her face.

Sexual curiosity is indeed part of growing up,  but when your mother is a stern Russian woman being caught in not so innocent fun with another girl is indeed not a good idea Dear Reader.  Now this woman is indeed an expert spanker executing the tough over one knee spanking with ease.  Both these young girls bare bottoms get beaten quite nicely in one of the hotter spankings this week. from Lupus Spanking.

Now facing your first spanking is indeed a daunting task for a young lady.  Particularly when one is tied to a bench and jeans pulled down to reveal your quite bare bottom.  But this young woman gets though a quite brutal bottom whipping with flying colors.  Though she indeed looks rather nervous.  From Rough Man Spank

There seems to be an influx of spankee’s of color as of late Dear Reader,  I have actually seen a bunch of them recently. And it is indeed time.  Black woman are of course just as naughty as any other female and indeed deserved to be spanked.  Janelle here feels the sting of the hard wooden paddle though her very tight jeans, leaving her ass quite sore on Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

Spanking Bare Butts and Bryanna’s wonderful ass is making tribute to the Nu-west spanking of old.  A wooden chair,  a bare wall, one solid hairbrush and Bryanna spanked OTK.  Surprisingly Bryanna quite used to hard spankings given to her by her husband is indeed not a fan with being spanked by your Humble Narrator’s namesake. 

Once again our young schoolgirl Rachel is indeed in trouble.  And since she has not learned from any of her other spankings at school this time she recieve a number of strokes on the bare bottom with a rather think and nasty looking cane on English Spankers

Although a bit repetitive I think I am indeed enjoying Bars and Stripes punishment for violating the rules at the Woman’s Prison.  You see each day of solitary they bring a new person in to spank you!  How devilish Dear reader for in solitary one only has to think about is the next spanking one will get.  I think Amelia Jane Rutherford will indeed watch her step while she is incarcerated.  Well lets hope that she doesn’t watch it too carefully. 

Respect for one’s elders is quite an important concept in Japan.  Dissing one’s elders of course will earn you a bare ass spanking! Particularly if your grandmother who is very displeased with your attitude has no qualms about taking you over her knee and pulling your panties down.  From Handspanking

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232 Years ago a bunch of eclectic drunkards and free thinkers got together in a sweltering building in Philadelphia and decided it would be a excellent idea to start a war with the largest, most well equipped and well disciplined military that the world up till that point had ever seen so their ancestors might have the freedom to fill their homes with large televisions and eat themselves to death at McDonalds  This of course Dear Reader was the birth of a new nation which we in the good old USofA celebrate by getting piss drunk and playing with explosives. Incidentally from an outsiders point of view it would explain our obsession with dropping other types of explosives on other people on days other than our Independence day but I digress. 

This of course has always been Your Humble Narrator’s  favorite holiday despite the dramatic likelihood of ending up in the hospital from playing with said explosives. But to me it is the story of the underdog willing to risk everything to fight goliath for a simple set of ideals that we still enjoy today despite the best efforts of our government and the corporations that run them. A set of ideals that survived the follies of our last president and the other morons we have elected over the past 200 and some years.  So I say to you Dear Reader HAPPY 4th OF JULY!

Now let us exercise some of these ideals by looking at some wonderful spanking pictures which I am sure the Founding Fathers had in mind when they gave birth to this great nation. 

Let us start with the girl who’s hair puts the red in the Red White and the blue.  Alison Miller once again looking quite angelic in her school girl uniform is indeed anything but! Thinking that she could indeed get away with a senior prank or two and graduate before having to face the music she was very surprised when on the last day school she was called in to get a severe spanking on Firm Hand Spanking

One of our Founding Fathers most brilliant moves was the 1st amendment or better known as the freedom of speech.  Happily this also applies to porn.  Now from the recent prosecutions of a few porn producers one would think this is indeed not true.  But Dear Reader this is the exception and not the rule.  You see back in 1957 in Roth vs. the United States the Supreme Court (unwisely might I add) that obscenity was indeed not protected speech.  Obscenity defined as “without social value” However the caveat was that ANY idea with even the slightest redeeming of social importance was indeed protected wither or not one found it was Obscene or not.  So how does a fledgling porn producer protect him or herself?  SAY SOMETHING POLITICAL, before during or after various sexual actions are taken.  Call it “fucking for Darfur”, “Republicans gone wild’”, “Banging for Roe” or some such thing.  Here of course we have Simone exercising her 1st amendment right to view porn on Girls Boarding School.  And while our Founding Fathers did say that we shall make no law abridging the Freedom of Speech they said nothing about giving one a spanking for it. 
 

Now unfortunately the ideals our Founding Fathers laid out are not always adhered to.  Some people simply believe the constitution is just a “Goddamn piece of paper”.  The most egregious violation of this in recent times was the Japanese interment during WWII.  Thankfully far from setting a precedent cooler heads indeed prevailed in time and it is now seen as something the Nation is ashamed of.  And while it might be little comfort to those that were indeed stripped of their liberty Your Humble Narrator believes that this is one of the main reasons that King George was unable to transform this nation into a police state run by unqualified religious zealots who would surly tried to keep us seeing this lovely piece of spanking on Cutie Spanking.

I can see Dear Reader that my constitutional law lesson is getting in the way of your spanking perusing.  So I shall indeed get on with it.  Besides you don’t come here to learn, but to watch wonderful spanking!  Here we have our lovely Nyssa Nevers who plays a young school teacher more interested in being friends with her students then teaching them.  David Pierson the principle decides if she is going to act like one,  She is indeed going to be treated like one complete with a bare bottom spanking.  From Punished Brats

Well Alanah Rae might have another career path in Tennis,  She does indeed have a mean backhand that Kay Richards finds out about when she uses it on her very fine ass!  From My Spanking Roommate (or via the 4 site Spanking special, Clare Fonda Pass)

I like the idea that Caroline Grey mentioned in her interview.  She is allowed to buy whatever clothing she wishes as long as her boyfriend can spank her in it.  Speaking of which Dear Reader, I am a bit disappointed at you.  I would highly suggest that you go to the interview and leave a very nice comment.  These girls come here to be interviewed and entertain you.  I do not ask for much indeed in the way of comments about my posts (though they are always appreciated) . You can love or hate me Dear Reader,  That is indeed your right.   But when I do indeed interview one of our beautiful spanking models I do ask and expect that you at least leave a nice comment for her.  Now that being said,  Jadie Reese has donned a very nice outfit for her doting husband who in turn gives her a great spanking in it.  From Northern Spanking

Drawing funny pictures of your teacher is never a good idea Dear Reader.  Particularly if you look incredibly spankable in your short schoolgirl outfit, your teacher is the stern Ms Law and she has a nice large wooden paddle to spank your naughty ass.  From Bad Tushy

Justine’s boyfriend feels that her bottom is getting rather ummm….. (think pc pc pc pc, omg if I screw this up Amy Hunter is going to come here a tear me a new one)  un-small!  (hey their scenario not mine I like her butt) and wants to work out more.  Justine’s answer is quite cheeky which earns her an alternate use of her workout equipment.  From Spanked at home. 

Women tend to be quite protective of their clothing.  With guys, as long as your not wearing our underwear everything is cool.  But borrow another woman’s skirt without permission and heaven help you.  Dolly finds this out the painful way since Miss Rebekah is quite adamant about spanking her in it.  From Spanking Bare Butts

Jade is a new arrival at Real Spanking Institute.  A pretty yet rather inked girl she gets her first spanking for mouthing off to Mr. M within minutes of arrival.  Now here is the ultimate question for those women who have tattoo’s which hurt more,  the tattoo or the spanking?  (also available from the 8 site Real Spanking Pass)

Sinn Sage is back!  Joy of Joys.  Now she never did get a spanking from almost killing herself on the ski slopes.  Spanking someone in a coma is quite counter productive.  So upon her arrival home Chelsea Pfeiffer takes care of the issue.  Welcome back Sinn! From Spank Sinn
    

Now who is this young pigtailed girl preparing to get a bare bottom caning?  Well probably far retired or decided spanking was just not for her. but alas her first (and possibly last) encounter with the cane is preserved for us in antiquity.  From Regulation Knickers

And finally for this week,  (and I am indeed quite overjoyed to be done with this post so I can enjoy my holiday) Once again a spanking from the past on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics. 
 

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I would like to ask my Dear Readers from the UK something.  Why exactly is no one supposed to tough the Queen and more importantly what is the punishment for violating such a silly protocol?  I mean do they poke you with a soft pillow or something?  For those of you that don’t have any idea what Your Humble Narrator is talking about on their first trip to the UK Michelle Obama apparently “touched” the queen which is somehow some sort of a scandal.  I am indeed curious,  I wonder also what they would do to one if they pinched her ass! 

Ok Dear Reader,  April is indeed looking up! Lots of new updates and lots of girls spanked this week.  So I will now share them with you on The Spanking Spot’s Updates of the week!

My Dear Clare Fonda has been a busy bee indeed.  First she has a brand new site design which looks great! Second she has another naughty buxom blond in for a spanking on her sit.  Meet Heidi Mayne from Jersey (well we  can’t fault her for that can we?) .  Growing up her mother believed in spare the rod spoil the child which earned her spankings well into her teens.  Well Clare has convinced Heidi that now she needs a spanking as an adult with wonderful results.  From Spanked Sweeties. or Clare Fonda’s Spanking Pass

I think I am going to go to Home Depot or Lowes this weekend and buy enough to build one of these things.  Of course it would look rather odd sitting in the middle of my living room since I lack a dungeon to put it in.  But on the other hand it will definitely be a conversation piece for the ladies that do visit my home.  The only thing that I am struggling with is what to call it if I start dating a vanilla!  From Spanking Server

I do not need to tell you that Call centers are infuriating Dear Reader.  I do apologize to any that read this blog that are employed in such a sweat shop but I swear that they must aspire hire the dumbest laziest people on the face of the earth.  Now I know this because I sit next to a call center during my day job and god help the people calling in.  It is indeed infuriating to me since I believe in flawless customer service.  Well Wynter is no dummy but she plays one well in this update from Northern Spanking. Our spanker fulfills the dream of many a frustrated customer by showing up and giving the CSR a good spanking.  The only unrealistic thing is that she can speak English and is not located in Bangladesh. 

Now if you recall this little Asian cutie was spanked last week for wearing her sailor suit to school.  Well this week the head mistress makes her don a incredibly cute schoolgirl uniform and then proceeds to spank the ever living daylights out of her already sore bottom.  Dear Reader this is one hell of a hand spanking.  Our Headmistress uses ever bit of strength in her tiny frame to spank this schoolgirl soundly.  One of the hardest I think I have seen a female give.  From Regulation Knickers
 

Your Humble Narrator has been ignoring the lovely Samantha Woodley as of late.  Not intentionally mind you,  just so little space and so many girls getting spanked.  I figure its about time to include the ass that launched 1000 spankings this week.  In Hells Kitchen she takes a smoke break outside until the head chef catches her and spanks her right then and there.  I do hope for her sake the neighbors were out of earshot.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Girls Boarding School continues with our little spankee Amy Hunter’s Belting.  I wonder if she was able to sit down on the flight home. 

It appears that our enchanting Kami Robertson’s situation has gone from bad to worse.  Attempting to expose the spankings that are dished out at the infamous Woman’s Prison At Bars and Stripes the staff applied a spanking and now are incarcerating her!  While they insist the punishments are quite legal the secret is that they are getting their methods from a book called “how to extract useless information from people who don’t matter” by Donald Rumsfeld!  Well to make sure that Kami is as familiar with the rules during her stay here they decide one more hand spanking is due. 

Being previously Married Your Humble Narrator can tell you from experience that once your significant other’s girlfriend comes over women appear to completely forget about just about everything they were asked to do.  Cleaning, going to work, making you a sammich, it doesn’t matter!  What does is the endless gossiping that is sure to drive any member of the male persuasion mad.  Bad Tushy shows us how to put a stop to this ensuring marital bliss with a hard spanking right in front of her friend.  Please note this is in Flash format and you might need special software to download it to your hard drive.

Gabrielle is the class suck up, You know the kind.  The ones that ask a complicated question 3 minutes till class ends on a Friday.  But when she crosses Ms Burns she is left with signing Hot Crossed Buns to her rather red bottom on Real Spanking Institute or the 8 site special Real Spanking Pass

LESBIAN EROTIC SPANKING!  Well really I just like to say that.  But it is true Dear Reader!  Our Dear Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl features LESBIAN EROTIC SPANKINGS!

And finally for tonight we have a good old fashion over the knee spanking for our teen Bailey by the coach.  I dunno Dear Readers,  I must be a traditionalist or something because a hard M/f OTK spanking over the jeans is one of my favorites.  Just as long as the Jeans Come down at some point.  From Spanking Bailey or Real Spanking Pass

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Welcome Dear Reader to the The Spanking Spot.  Lots in store for you today.  We have Teen Jessica spanked in a cheerleading outfit,  Kami gets spanked on her visit to Bars and Stripes and I hold out hope that the denim miniskirt is back in fashion this summer.  So enjoy Dear Readers the joy that is The Spanking Updates of the Week!

We begin this week with one of my favorite spankees.  Kami Robertson as you know has taken a unfortunate trip to document the conditions of the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes.  It seems that the Ministry of Spanking in the UK has 17 pages of rules about when, where, how hard and with what one can spank disobedient prisoners.  Kami anxious to expose any human rights abuses by the prison let on to the staff her intentions.  Not pleased the prison warden and staff decide to apply a little punishment of their own to poor Kami’s lovely ass. 

As a spanko I was quite disappointed when Jean miniskirts went out of style.  This new update from Punished Brats featuring the long legged Erica Corvina give Your Humble Narrator hope that they are indeed returning to the fashion scene this summer.  Now they have an interesting title to this update.  Hairbrush tester! which of course a line of work that I have never considered yet delighted to hear about.  While a machine to test pressure tolerances of hairbrushes would probably be more efficient this is indeed much more fun.

For the most part Dear Reader Women and Cars simply do not mix.  I am sure there is not a man alive that has not once in his life shaken his head, incredulous that his significant other has been driving all over creation with the check engine light on or reveled in the fact that she has no concept that tires need air pressure to roll.  Here we have Helen locking the keys in the car!  Such a boneheaded move is indeed grounds for a spanking.  Even further denying it will indeed get you spanking by Coach.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site special Real Spanking Pass.

In these tough economic times being unemployed is somewhat nerve wracking.  Kay Richards knows this all to well and will do just about anything to get the job she is interviewing for.  Apparently our poor Kay failed to impress but the interviewer has a rather unorthodox technique to evaluate candidates that don’t make the cut.  She puts them over her knee and gives her a good spanking!  From Clare Fonda’s My Spanking Roommate or the Clare Fonda Pass

Meet 23 year old Mary Dear Reader.  The most recent naughty girl to visit our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian.  Triple A received an odd phone call from Mary neighbor asking him to please do something about Mary’s fondness for playing her stereo quite loud.  While perhaps a weak reason for a spanking I guess it would depend on what she was playing.  Classic rock, perhaps Yours Truly would let her slide.  Back street boys?  I’m going to get my hairbrush.  From Real Life Spanking
 

At the risk of sounding like a chauvinist or somehow negative towards women (other then spanking them of course) I can say with some certainty that one of the things that you never get between is a woman and a newly purchased article of clothing.  Now I am unaware of either Chelsea Pfeiffer or Amy Hunters shopping habits but they both seem to me quite the shopaholics and while they probably should each get a spanking for the most likely large credit card bills a fight over who bought what dress is just as good reason for a spanking. on an added note Amy is looking quite fine in that dress. From Good Spanking

The pictures here from Rough Man Spank are a bit blurry but that is indeed not the fault of video.  When a girl is squirming and crying due to a harsh spanking any action shots tend to become unfocused with screenshots.  But somehow I think the movie of this rather hard spanking is what you are indeed after Dear Reader.

Catherine Corbet looking adorable as usual in her simple schoolgirl uniform gets the cane on Spanking Mags
 

Verity must have severely misbehaved at school to have both our friends from English Spankers and Sound Punishments to witness her spanking.  Verity looking quite cute in pigtails and the standard English Schoolgirl Uniform gets the a small leather paddle applied to her supple bare bottom much to her displeasure.  She might be in the running for this years Best Facial Expression during a Spanking!

20 year old Brenda Solana wants to be a movie star! More importantly she wishes to act in the wonderful movies produced by Mood Pictures.  But before she can do that she must face 50 strokes of the cane, naked and on her bare bottom.  Can she suffer though such a ordeal?  Will Brenda become the star that she so desperately desires?  Stay tuned!  From Mood Castings
   

Our tiny teen Jessica has a date this week with a rather large board.  Ironically I think that thing is bigger then her whole ass.  From Spanking Teen Jessica or the 8 site spanking special Real Spanking Pass

Finally for today we have our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spank site Good Spanking Classics.  I guess its only fitting since I started smoking again to run a Spanked for smoking update.  Now where did I put that nicotine!

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I was quite upset at the Republican’s rebuttal to our New PrezO’s state of the union address.  Aside from being the party of No they are quickly becoming the party of batshit crazy as they throw the few moderates remaining out of the party.  The Governor of great state of Louisiana had the nerve to call the monies allocated to  Volcano Monitoring, High speed Magnetic Trains and Spanking as wasteful!  Oh the humanity!  I am not sure about you Dear Reader but Volcano Monitoring seems like a pretty good spend since Volcano’s tend to explode every once and a while.  In fact the last civilization who figured it would be too expensive to add a hermit or two to watch the volcano was in Pompeii and we all know how that turned out.  The Mag trains might sound like pork for those of us unaware that magnetics can make trains go, but given the state of the Republican party’s interest in science this is not surprising.  Finally and most disappointing was Jindal’s opposition to the 786 million to study the effects of spanking on women’s rear ends.  I ask you Naysayers,  from this important research we could find the just the perfect resistance cheeks should give when struck.  Exploring the red factor and even creating antidepressants with perfect bottoms.  The applications of this are tremendous Dear Reader!

Ah but they had their time in office only to elect a halfwit that screwed up a considerable amount of the world.  The spanking stimulus is going though.  Now I wonder if there will be any money left over to study the nerve impulses of David Pierson’s Hand.  But now its time to put away my silly rant and start the Spanking Updates of the Week!

We’ll start this week off with one of my favorite new girls on Punished Brats, The lovely Vanessa Vix getting her bottom spanked by the one and only Beverly Bacci.  I am still blown away by the photography for this Spanking site.  It really recreates the spanking scenes when our hobby was regulated to a few hard to find magazines.  Its really excellent.  I can tell you I do prefer Beverly on the receiving end of a spanking rather then the giving end but while a little light she does ok. 

Your Humble Narrator used to collect coins.  No not the Obama commemorative silver dollar covered in .99999 pure gold leaf. But real coins.  It seems that Alex is a fellow collector yet when he goes to admire his collection of currency Maggie allowed a “double dealer” into the house.  Now what a “double dealer” is I have absolutely no idea but I gather it has something to do with the missing coins that Maggie then gets one hell of a spanking for.  From Spanked at Home

I am not even going to try to explain the plot to you Dear Reader since it is about as convoluted as one can get.  But it has Clare Fonda getting spanked by Madison Martin and Kay Richards and then My Dear Clare returns the favor.  What else does one need to know?  From My Spanking Roommate

I am convinced that someone from Xerotics has the enviable job of scouring England for the best bottoms available and convinces them to take a spanking.  This is yet another Justine with her debut on Spanked Schoolgirls and she is indeed WOW material Dear Reader.  And while they have a knack for bringing us these close to perfect behinds they seem to enjoy finding girls that are rather stoic when spanked. 

Ok I love this next update from Dallas but I know I am going to get yelled at.  This is Elizabeth Cain and Liz here has a spanking fetish.  Before I go on,  although a female this girl has a pair of steel balls that few of us can measure up .  First she went to see Dallas for a spanking which as we all know is either brave or nuts.  Second and more important,  while she has a bit of speech impediment she lets none of that get in the way for her upbeat and excellent interview.  Please Dear Reader I mention this not to be mean but it would be apparent to anyone joining Dallas Spanks Hard just to see this video.  Regardless of this rather sensitive issue that I am completely botching she is also rather cute and foolhardy enough to suggest hand spankings don’t hurt.  Dallas corrects her erroneous perception.

Amelia Jane Rutherford being beautiful, Naked and Spanked.  From Good Spanking

This next update of Coach spanking Claire is simply my idea of a perfect spanking.  Claire being the young college student that Real Spankings are known for gets one of the hardest OTK hand spankings I have ever had the pleasure to see.  Any girl should be proud to withstand this kind of spanking.  God I miss Coach.  (8 site special)

The one thing I really like about Mood Castings is they are if anything painfully honest.  Just from their update schedule one can see they want to give the customer value for their money.  You see Dear Reader,  you never know how many video’s you are going to see each week with these guys.  If the girl runs screaming from the scene out after a couple of strokes of the cane ,  well its more then likely you’ll get another video or two to make up for it.  Its not the number of video’s at Mood Castings but the amount of spanking that they believe is important.

I gotta empathize with poor Wynter.  You see being a rather puritanical bunch  in the USA we decided some time ago that DWI (or drunk driving) was bad thus we began trying to eradicate it.  Being American’s however we went overboard with a “bad” thing and making life miserable for the rest of us.  Now at least in this country your life is more or less destroyed if your found operating anything but your own legs (including a bicycle) with even the slightest amount of alcohol.  Personally if MADD had any sense they would abandon every effort to keep people from drinking and encourage spankings if they choose to drive.  From Sound Punishments

Lauren gets bent over and strapped on English Spankers
 

Ah Xerotics new girl Justine again.  They really need to add last names to these girls so we can identify them readily.  Which reminds me.  What’s with all these names!  Justine, Samantha, Bryanna?  What ever happened to something simple like good old Sue?  Doesn’t Sue’s get spanked anymore?  From Spanking Digital (or via Spank Pass)

Your Humble Narrator has recently stopped drinking coffee  Not mind you because I want to deprive myself of the wonder drug called caffeine but it just wasn’t doing it for me anymore.  So I switched to Tea which to tell you the truth tastes much better but doesn’t give me the “punch” a good strong brewed cup of coffee does.  I would have to imagine that perhaps the only more intense wakeup call would be a spanking.  From Handspanking
  

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