Peter Schoober seems rather attached to his Beer Glass.  This of course is good Dear Reader since anything that might hold beer one should be attached to.   In fact males obsession with things that hold beer is something that our female spankee’s simply don’t understand.   How can one properly drink beer from say a paper cup!  One needs a ice cold glass preferably lightly frosted from the freezer to properly enjoy beer.  Our Dear Pandora is no different from her female brethren and has broken Peters beloved glass, which of course earns her one hell of a hard bare ass spanking over Peter’s quite able knee.  Peter would have probably spanked her a bit lighter if she didn’t tell him that he drank too much beer,  The horror!    oh and you have to love Peter’s dialog.  “Don’t want to talk to you, Just punish”.  He is quite an amusing fellow he should do more spanking in English.  From Spanking Server.

So last week our president signed into law a Credit Card reform act.  This of course was an effort to cut down on the banks most egregious fleecing of their customers.  It had simple things like, the companies must actually process your payments rather then hold them and charge you a late fee or maybe not double billing in an effort to get higher interest payments.  The banks of course responded that they would actually have to not give credit to customers that might not be able to afford it (the horror!).  Unfortunately this is rather bad for us spankers out there since the single most used reason to spank naughty girls is the over use of the credit card.  What will we do Dear Reader! Well fortunately for us the law doesn’t go into effect for a couple of months and gives us ample time to come up with other reasons.  Unfortunately for Bianca the use of her boyfriends card gets her a spanking from our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian at Real Life Spanking

As you know Your Humble Narrator is a sucker for Redheads.  So it should be no surprise Dear Reader that I am quite enthralled with this new girl on Spanked Sweeties.  Jenni Mack  whom I have absolutely no information on gets quite a spanking from a new and quite able spanker Miss Chris from the great state of Arizona.  Excellent spanking and I look forward to seeing more.  (also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Spanking Pass)

I actually think we have seen this one in the past.  But not in true high Definition in all its glory.  Ashleigh has failed her term appraisals which Your humble Narrator assumes that it is indeed a fancy way of saying she failed her class.  The school has a bothersome rule that they cannot pull down a schoolgirls panties for a spanking so they do what any innovative spanker would do.  Get a pair of knickers and cut out the rear!  At least that way they can spank properly on a bare bottom.  From HD Spank

Its all fun and games for the incredibly cute 20 something Elizabeth Ann until her bottom is bared and the spanking is starting to hurt.  As you might recall we first were introduced to the adorable Elizabeth a couple of weeks ago when she come to see our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer for her very first spanking.  While she figured a spanking would sting a little bit she was quite surprised when her panties come down.  From Good Spanking

Ah Dear Readers yet another sinful schoolgirl.  Willow is happily back with English Spankers for a good old fashion school caning this week.  The Dunce hat is a nice touch unfortunately for Willow the cane does not. 

While a hairbrush is Your Humble Narrator’s preferred utensil for a good spanking.  I  don indeed need to get myself one of those little cane’s demonstrated so well by our beloved Kailee on Melody’s shapely rear.  I would have to think if used properly one of those little sticks could offer a different type of stinging sensation then the blunt force hairbrush.  From Real Spanking or the 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Whenever I think of the name Roberta for whatever reason I think of a large stern woman with an apron making something in the kitchen and hollering alot.  Not mind you this moon faced beauty trying to take 50 strokes of the cane to be eligible to act in one of Mood Pictures upcoming titles.  Amazingly she withstands the cruel strokes.  From Mood Castings

Tutoring obstinate schoolgirls is enough to make even the most ardent anti-spanker to take out the strap.  Particularly as in this case where the girl has obviously not studied the material.  When will these girls ever learn.  From BritSpank

I am not a particularly vengeful person Dear Reader.  While I enjoy hard spankings its more about the spanking then it is about creating pain. I wouldn’t for sake of example want to cause pain to someone in the absence of the spanking.    There is however one type of female that I think I would take glee in teaching a lesson.  That is indeed the self centered rich female.  This also contradicts my favorite female type of the young skinny female since with this particular type one cannot get self centered and rich enough until at least her 30’s Rough Man Spank does a pretty good job of fulfilling Your Humble Narrators pain fantasy. 

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the bottom of a disobedient girl!  Either our portly punisher is a rather large guy. (I do think he is rather tall) or he has indeed found a vertically challenged schoolgirl!  From Sound Punishment.

And finally for today Handspanking has a good traditional Mother/Daughter Spanking.  Instead of doing her homework she chose to read a comic book instead.  Comic books being the bane of mothers both in America and Japan delivers a spanking that only a mother can on her daughters pretty satin panties.

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For my long time Readers I assume that you noticed that Your Humble Narrator chose not to spew forth my liberal ideology on election night.  I felt Dear Reader since the far reaching effect that some of you feel The Spanking Spot has to influence  136 million people voting, I didn’t want to unduly influence the election.  But Dear Reader today the Party of reason and wimpy wine drinking windsailers has vanquished the party of Ignorance and Fear.  So for the next 4 years they will desparately cling to guns and Religion. 

But I actually fear for my Republican friends!  for the next few months will be quite a interesting time in their party.  You see Dear Reader Democrats have had quite a bit of experience in losing in recent history.  When that happens we tend to go smoke a doobie,  perhaps sing kum by yah, Listen to Nick Cave and in a few days we feel better about ourselves.  Republicans on the other hand when faced with the spanking they got yesterday pull out the knives.  And there will be blood.  The problem is Dear Reader, is that while most of the concepts that gave rise to modern conservatism were quite good, The Republicans made a deal with the Devil in 1980 to bring us the small government utopia.  That deal with the religious nutcases that dominate in our most rural and ignorant areas will now more then likely eat the party alive.  There are simply no more reasonable moderate Republicans left!  The corporate elite might hold the money Dear Reader but the Religious Lunatics hold the zeal and the brawn. 

This of course will neither bode well for Democrat or Republican, Dear Reader.  For a party who holds almost absolute power (the Democrats) Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  And the opposition party who believes that the world is 6000 years old, people who blow up planned parenthood clinics aren’t terrorists and we should keep someone artificially alive who hasn’t moved in 10 years simply won’t be accepted outside JesusLand.   Yes indeed Dear Reader these should be an interesting few years.

Now that the election is over I promise that I will stick to spanking for the foreseeable future. Though Barbara Bachman will eventually really need a Good spanking.   So without further ado.  Lets go to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin with the Caning of 19 year Old Claudia.  A very shy country girl from outside the big city she has come across an ad promising needed money for a starving college student for the simply act of getting caned! Coming from the eastern European Countryside we can at least assume she is familar with spanking so this would be a piece of cake right?  Wrong!  Though honestly this simple yet very attractive country girl blew away my expectations.  I figured it would be over once they broke the cane across her naked ass.  But Claudia gritted her teeth and continued getting a total of 21 strokes.  She didn’t make it to all 50 but I give her a standing ovation for her attempt.  From Mood Castings

Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian on Real Life Spankings who is indeed NOT from Amsterdam has quite a busy schedule.  Stacy and Sharon who made their spanking debut a couple of weeks ago just “happened” to be in his neighborhood.  Not {gasp} wearing seatbelts!.  Now the one thing my mother always drilled into my brain was to ALWAYS wear your seatbelt.  The ironic thing is the only serious accident I was ever involved with I was thinking the exact same thing as I got flung out the side window since I was indeed not wearing my seatbelt.  Well lucky for these girls AAA (or triple A) teaches them a lesson on why seatbelts are absolutely manditory. 

Now this is good.  This is the Adult actress Francesca Lé coming to meet our lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer at Good Spankings (or her 2 site special).  Now,  I happen to be smitten with a Columbian Girl as of recent Days.  This Francesca Lé is a spitting image of her! hmm,  perhaps I should run a bit of a background check.  Not that there is anything wrong with her profession but I would have to assume that should they be one in the same considering what she has experienced other then my spanking she might be a bit dissapointed. 

So this gentleman is not our lovely Pandora Blake’s significant other.  Poor Bastard……  Well he does get to spank her after all so perhaps we should not take pity on him. From English Spankers. 

Well there is no Sara Bergman getting her bottom beaten but she watches her friend Birdy dressed quite inappropriately for work (and perhaps clubbing).  Sarah will get her ass spanking in the next update.  Meanwhile poor Birdie appears that she will be out on the town with her red ass peaking underneath her way to short dress.  From HD Spank or a 14 site special for 139 euros

Now I have to know how many times Chloe Elise’s mouth was washed out with soap in her lifetime.  The girl while pleasant and beautiful has quite the wicked tounge.  Somehow Your Humble Narrator thinks that it “just” might have gotten her into trouble in the past.  Then again I find it hard to believe that anyone tasting soap would willingly do it again.  Chloe why don’t you tell us!  From Punished Brats

I’ll tell you a little secret.  Clare totally fucked up taking pictures the tomboy Sarah Faye getting the crap spanked out of her.  She told Your Humble Narrator in confidence.  Thus I tell you Dear Reader.  While she managed to get the majority of the pictures of this girl getting spanked.  It took a bit.  What do you think Dear Reader,  should her Tushy get Tanned for her carelessness?  From Spanked Sweeties.

I will have to say Dear Reader that thoughout Yours Truly’s life I have always hated ties.  The problem is when you put a tie on a female (particularly in a schoolgirl uniform) the useless ties suddenly become quite an interest.  More so when they hand uselessly when their owner is across the knee getting the OTK spanking of a life time.  From Spanked at Home

When I was young I was made to go to CCD.  For those who don’t know the term its pretty much a catholic indoctrination by idiots who have never once read any of the documents that make Catholicism less idiotic then other religions.  I tell you this Dear Reader since in my CCD Class was the “IT Girl”  Cheerleader, popular girl , etc etc.  Interestingly her mother was our idiot attempting to indoctrinate us young impressionable souls.  Well our “IT” girl made the mistake of ignoring then mouthing off to her mother at our little CCD Class.  This of course was met with a quick smack across the face and then her bent over a desk getting smacked in yet another part of the body.  Well Donna was brainless but she indeed wasn’t a criminal unlike our other “IT” Girl Rachel Lloyd. From Bars and Stripes

And Finally for tonight.  I know there is no bare bottom spanking in this one.  But Wow,  just wow.  From Handspanking.com

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I have often dreamed Dear Reader about a spanking video game.  Kind of like a perverted GTA4 (if there is such a thing).   Preferably one would get to travel around this huge city and when some store clerk becomes rude to you well… You get to put a beating on her butt!  This of course is highly unlikely since killing innocent civilians is so much more wholesome and entertaining then spanking a bare bottom according to our conservative friends.  Plus I doubt that anyone would make any money off it since Wal-Mart would refuse to carry it due to its nature. 

Now Your Humble Narrator tries to keep an open mind about not only our interest but other fetishes as well but I have woefully failed this time.  This is indeed a dedicated spanking game but Dear Reader it is just plain weird.  Dog-Girl Pole Spanking Game.  After that bit of amusement lets get onto the rest of The Spanking Updates of the Week!

A week without Karl from Spanking Server Dear Reader is like winter without snow or a summer without Sun (unless one lives in the UK,  they are used to that).  One simply cannot have enough of Karl the Germanic Goliath of spanking.  I also needn’t have to remind you he and the rest of the cast of Spanking Server have the pleasure of spanking some of the most beautiful girls on the planet (or Eastern Europe). 

To keep with our European theme lets move on to Mood Castings.  The sister site to the Famous Mood Pictures.  Castings does not of course run any of Mood’s incredibly hard spanking movies.  No this is where the girls come to try out for those movies.  And while one cannot be guaranteed a perfect spanking every update.  But what would you give to see Samantha Woodley or Amelia Jane Rutherford get their first incredibly hard caning before they were stars.  Karina the very very hot 23 year old is here to try her metal with the Mood Casting Cane. But unfortunately I doubt we will ever see her again after bailing out after only 3 strokes

Bad Tushy has really hit a nerve with this Guy watches his sister/girlfriend/friend/whatever get spanked by another female. Its kinda hot if you ask me.  I’d much prefer seeing two or more  guys or one guy and a gal hanging out with one of them spanking some poor naughty girl,  but the humiliation is clear Dear Reader.  If the lovers of this particular “interest” were universally spanked then I might argue that many of us were traumatized by a public spanking in our childhood.  But since this is not the case Dear Reader then one can only conclude that one would have more fun spanking in front of spectators. 

Believe it or not Dear Reader but Your Humble Narrator was once a Tutor.  Now I have been fortunate during those years to rush one of my students to the emergency room while she was in labor and to yell at full faculty members about failing my student’s (half the school) because they didn’t do the problem “his way”  (I won that battle btw).  But the one thing I have always wanted to do is spank some knowledge into some of the numbskulls that signed up for my session.  For once Dear Readers I will say that some of said numbskulls rivaled or perhaps surpassed (in rare occasions) the lovely Sierra Salem.  Spanked by her Tutor for not doing her work.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Once upon a time a suffering headmaster to a Girls Boarding School had Hair. During those years with his mane of gusto he ruled the Girls Boarding School with a iron hand most of the time firmly planted on beautiful girls asses.   But that was long ago Dear Reader.  Tom no longer has hair and many of the hot amateur spanking models of yesteryear have abandon poor Tom.  But this update is from the lost archives in Tom in all of his glory spanking a very naughty resident of Girls Boarding School.

I suspect that this is an older post of Sascha Harvey.  If it is not, will whatever gym this girl is working out in needs to be publicly announce since she looks absolutely gorgeous.  Perhaps I am mistaken Dear Reader I have always noticed her beautiful face,   supple and full rear but never the rest of her.  Damn she looks hot.  From Northern Spanking

In a rare turn of events my dear Clare Fonda is put over Beverly Bacci’s Knee.  Beverly surprisingly gives Clare a pretty respectable spanking with both her hand and a hairbrush.  As a testament to Clare’s love of spanking.  If you owned a website such as Spanked Call Girls would one really submit themselves to a spanking unless they truly loved it?   From Spanked Call Girls

Paige, Xerotics New Girl don’s a schoolgirl outfit which I might mention is one step away from heaven.  Arriving at this Girls School Dear Reader its apparent that she does not yet understand the rules.  Paige’s ass however I can pretty much guarantee that it Now understands the rules and will do its best to influence the rest of her to keep it from turning red from a spanking on a consistent basis.  From Spanked Schoolgirls

One of my favorite spanking scenario’s is the spendthrift wife or even better irresponsible trust fund daughter or niece.  The latter best describes poor Freda, born with a silver spoon in her mouth and living off of a generous allowance from either her father or uncle Freda just “had” have a few things over extending her allowance for the last time.  Personally I would like to see this treatment of spendthrifts  on MTV rather then “my obscenely expensive sweet 16” or “MTV Cribs that will be foreclosed on as soon as I am washed up”.  From Sit Spanking or Via the VIP Spanking all in one Pass. 

This Dear Reader appears to be an oldie but goodie from Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl.  Here is short haired Clair (Thank goodness she let her hair grow out) spanking a very young and very very naked Paris Kennedy.  I’m not entirely sure how long Paris has been in the business of getting her naughty bottom spanked. But this could be one of her first spankings on film. 

There seems to be two themes this week going on.  First the spanking of wayward women who spend too much money.  This of course is of little surprise Dear Reader considering our present economic situation.  The second is the revenge of the Geezers on young woman’s bare bottoms.  Now when Your Humble Narrator becomes a Geezer Dear Reader I can only hope that I will have enough vitality to spank women in films rather then playing bingo and driving 40 miles an hour in the left lane with my blinker on. From Spanking Mags
   

Looks like the lovely Bryanna is trying out some new spanking positions.  They call this the Reverse OTK but if it really was that wouldn’t it just be some girl sitting on your lap with her legs stuck up in the air?  I can tell this question is going to keep Yours Truly up all night.  From Spanking Bare Butts

Your Humble Narrators Favorite Firecrotch Amber is really getting the hang of being a Top.  She is beginning to dish out some really hard spankings to some of her acquaintances.  While I would much prefer to see her getting the spanking she is really doing a good job to spice things up.  I’m thinking that she might be in the running for most improved this year. All that hair pulling is sexy by the way  From Spank Amber

And Finally for tonight another Blast from the Past on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro spanking site, Good Spanking Classics.  This week features a very young Chelsea herself using the hairbrush and a small leather paddle on the supple rear of Catherine Beaumont.  You know Dear Reader I haven’t seen alot of Chelsea getting spanked from the early days.  I am actually wondering if she was a Top from day one.  If anyone could shed some light on that it would much appreciated.
 

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When it comes to quitting smoking Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator firmly believes that Spankee’s have the upper hand.  What could be a more effective smoking cessation program then a good hard spanking whenever one picks up a cigarette.  As for us Spanking Dear Reader,  we do not have it quite that easy.  I speak of this since yes,  Yours Truly has indeed begun the long process to quit smoking.  This time Dear Reader I am trying Chantrix which binds with the receptors that give you pleasure when you drag on that oh so heavenly cancer stick.  Personally I think for the spankee wanting to quit the pain receptors on the bottom would overwhelm any pleasure on gets from an inhale of nicotine. 

So Dear Readers for the next few weeks if I become curt or start speaking incessantly about the wonders of nicotine please stop me.  But for now lets get on with The Spanking Updates of the Week!

To start off This weeks updates we have the lovely Angel back once again with our Abel Amsterdam Authoritarian on Real Life Spanking.  While she is not getting a spanking for smoking she is indeed getting one for probably the 2nd biggest reason one needs to spank females.  She forgot to pay her bills! So Dear Reader as a lesson triple A puts her over his knee and gives her probably the hardest spanking I have seen him give to date. 

I think we all need to offer a round of applause for Erica Corvina’s Return to Punished Brats. I am indeed not sure if she is a Latin Beauty or some other nationality (perhaps Italian?) but that is pretty much irrelevant when faced with her beautiful bottom across ones knee.  Actually I often do wonder how David Pierson keeps his business like composure when spanking these girls.  Erica away from college manages to smash yet another car into a suicide mailbox that jumped out in the middle of the street.  Her understanding father dispatches his insurance adjuster to deal with the incident.  and her..
  

Hmm Dear Reader,  What hath we here.  It seems that English Spankers is introducing yet another girl to spanking.  A cute redhead with one of those appearances that indicate she could 20 or 40 and of course wearing ridiculously skimpy clothing.  None of which offer any significant protection even before her skirt goes up and her panties come down.  Yet another Chloe on the spanking scene is never a bad thing.  I am just getting confused.  Why couldn’t anyone be named Mary or Edna?  Don’t Edna’s get spanked too? 

Bun Beating Fun has updated again!  This might be a habit Dear Readers and the return of one of the oldest spanking sites on the web.  I really miss Bun Beating Fun,  The lines are classic.  “Why are you Hitting me!” Well because I am spanking you dummy. “Why are you pulling my pants down”  Umm perhaps to spank you on the bare bottom.  “Why am I a bad Girl?” Do you even have to ask that.  It also looks like Bun Beating fun is experimenting with a higher quality of video which is something well needed.  great spanking of Aaralyn Berra another small time porn star.  This is probably one of the best spankings I have seen our Mystery Spanker give in a long while, and her cell phone ringing as she is getting spanked is quite amusing

My Dear Clare Fonda has finally finished posting her new Epic Movie Exclusive Education 3.  Incidentally there is a copy sitting right in front of me which Your Humble Narrator will be reviewing next week!  Meanwhile enjoy these pictures of these fine girls getting a group OTK spanking.  From Girl Spanks Girl

Your Humble Narrator just wants to reiterate Dear Reader, Amelia Jane Rutherford is unbelievably beautiful.  I have never seen her dolled up like this before with very casual dress and her hair in pigtails (Swoon!).  She is quite colorful when allowed to dress her self for a spanking.  Now our Dear Chelsea Pfeiffer the female spanking guru puts her over her knee and gives her a good spanking over a pair of cargo type jeans and then on a pair of mesh panties.  Stay tuned for the bare bottom spanking.  From Good Spanking.

Maggie, a pleasantly plump young gal has a tendency to leave all of her toys around the house.  Anyone who has ever stepped on a Lego at 3am with bare feet knows how dangerous this could be.  Except as an adult Maggie’s toys are someone more treacherous, causing Alex to trip and almost break his arm!  Much to Maggie’s chagrin the arm is indeed not broken and now can be used on her bare ass.  From Spanked At Home

Being a rather grumpy old man, I must say that Your Humble Narrator absolutely hates Halloween.  To spend an entire evening answering a doorbell and giving out candy to small children is just about the worst thing I could possibly think of.  Your other option is to apply really low grade makeup and stand uncomfortably at some party while said makeup is slowly dripping down your face.  No Dear Reader I do not like this holiday.  But apparently in the trailer park down south it is quite a holiday.  Particularly when girls dress up and get spanked in schoolgirl outfits.  From Redneck Spanking

It is indeed debatable Dear Reader that this girl Jennifer, the next girl to try out for Mood Pictures is indeed 21. At first I was very very skeptical  But I looked closely at some of the pictures and it is indeed possible that she is that young.  Well regardless of her age the girl from Budapest was innocently looking for a summer job.  Soon she discovered she could make as much in an hour as the whole summer.  The only catch is she would probably not be able to sit down for the rest of the summer.  The interesting thing Dear Reader is that fact that she gets though all 50 strokes though with a bit of yelling and sobbing. This could be quite the intriguing “what did I do this summer” essay.  from Mood Castings
    

And Finally for tonight we have a older Japanese girl who looks absolutely terrified to get spanked.  This is new arrival Mai interviewing for a spanking job.  (namely getting spanked).  The look on her face before she is to be spanked  is indeed classic.  I might keep that one and use it as a testament on how all girls should look before their spanking.  From Hand Spanking

I wanna a cigarette!

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I am sure Dear Reader, like Your Humble Narrator you are quite exhausted this week from watching your future swirl around the drain that we call the stock market.  Now obviously I wish not to remind you that the house of cards which we were bamboozled into buying into is falling down around us.  Interestingly no one seems to know why.  But that is besides the point.  I have a solution Dear Reader!  We should start trading futures on spanked bottoms.  Why might you ask?  Well first of all there would be no complicated derivatives (how could you section off part of a bottom.  “I want the crack!”, “I want the left cheek” etc).  Second of all you would know exactly how to value a well spanked ass by the color it turns.;  To keep it all honest,  We would have a auditor inspect each and every trading rear (I humbly volunteer Dear Reader if only to put transparency in the system) for signs of wear and tear and to hedge against the  possibility the bottom would fall off thus making it worthless.  The advantage of this spanking trading model is that it is highly unlikely that all the models bottoms would fall off all at once thus causing a crash.  Plus as a further measure we could demand to see the models financials to look for any indication of a large purchase of duct tape. 

I will have to say it would make trading alot more interesting on the floor of the exchange.  Now Dear Reader off to The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Well the head of Leman Brothers got punched in the face by one of his (former) employee’s the day the company went Bankrupt.  While a understandable sentiment I wonder if a spanking would suffice for some of the female CEO’s of recently failed companies.  There are none!  And I would never torture poor Karl with someone of the same sex to spank (Besides these are some of the homeliest bunch of CEO’s I have ever seen).  Karl instead (quite enjoyably might I add) instead deals justice on 7 beautiful naughty girls.  The girl in the OTK must be new since Karl uncharacteristically goes soft on her bare bottom.  But Kelly in the schoolgirl uniform gets no such break.  From Spanking Server.

Oh how I missed Mood Castings the past 2 weeks.  But they have indeed returned Dear Reader to offer us yet another lovely lady who wants to try out for Mood’s wonderful Movies on Mood Pictures.  This is 21 Year old Sophie who has indeed been spanked before by a boyfriend.  She comes to Mood though a Agent (They have spanking agents?) and she wishes to challenge herself.  This Dear Readers has got to be one of the hardest caning’s I have ever seen.  Poor Sophie is in tears by the 7th stroke, but somehow she gets though all 50.  The welts to tell you the truth was a little even to much for me,  ruining Mood’s casting couch when she sits down upon it. 

Last week I was saying it was somewhat odd that Kay Richards had the power and strength to spank the much bigger Alyssa Dior.  Well things this week Dear Reader, are how they should be.  While I am pretty confident I could restrain the naked Kay,   if in the unlikely event that Alyssa shows up at my doorstep wearing that outfit,  I just might be brave enough to try to take her over my knee.  The black eye’s that would inevitably result would be well worth it.  From Girl Spanks Girl
  

Firm Hand Spanking has the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford in just about every model’s dreaded spanking (at least all the ones I’ve talked to)  position ever!  The Diaper Position!  To make matters worse she gets it with a thick and rather rugged razors strap.  Also on a side note Firm Hand (as a testament on how much they are in to spanking) also has the full movie of those students down south who got paddled by the Principle.  Nice touch. 

I have to find out where Bad Tushy films.  I respect any place in the world that can find hot girls who take a spanking and say “Fuckin” at least 100 times per clip.  The only people I have ever known who can do that are from Jersey or Minneapolis.  I mean it is really quite impressive to be able to  write a script and fit that many “Fuckin”’s in a 4 minute clip while spanking a struggling girl!  Quite a gift indeed Dear Reader.  I declare this the winner of Spanking while saying “Fuckin” as many times as humanly possible spanking clip of the week!

The moral of this story for my Lady Readers is .  Don’t spank another female undeservingly.  Particularly when there is a rather large man in the house to give you the same treatment.  From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass)

Ok this is SO not right!  Leia Ann Woods is mine!  Mine I tell you!.  Now this guy not only has the opportunity to spank the women of my dreams but she poses with him too!  An Outrage I tell you Dear Reader!  I am indeed going to have to have a word with Lucy and Paul to keep that creature away from men!  Now please excuse me while Your Humble Narrator goes and weeps himself to sleep.  From Northern Spanking
  

Bryanna’s Husband is a semi lucky man.  While he has a hot southern naughty wife that needs a good spanking now and then.  His wife invites all of these very hot girls over to his house to spank her yet the poor man never gets to spank any of these ladies.  What is indeed good for the goose is for the gander Dear Reader.  Who says Bryanna lets her husband spank some of these women.  Particularly this girl with some of the most beautiful and stunning eyes I have ever seen. From Spanking Bare Butts

You know,  I have known the Precious Adele Haze since Your Humble Narrator started The Spanking Spot.  And in the two years I have known her I have never noticed that she has (or had) braces. Now as a Native of the UK I know they are mandatory unless your the heir to the throne or Tony Blair. But how odd Dear Reader since while dating a vanilla girl with braces invites all sorts of cataclysmic possibilities to the average male.  Spanking however does not! And of course it kind of adds to the fantasy of a schoolgirl.  But Adel the schoolgirl has graduated into a life of crime.  I just wonder why she reports to prison in a ballerina Dress.  From Bars and Stripes

Writing lines was never a big punishment in the States.  Most of us were wondering what Harry Potter was doing when the teacher told him to write “lines” with her magic pen.  In the area where Your Humble Narrator grew up we didn’t even have detention which may explain my complete distaste for authority and republicans.  Pretty much the only tools at the schools disposal was a note sent home (which was quickly intercepted) and in and out suspension (you get to sit in a room and entertain yourself or if your lucky stay at home).  My Southern Brethren were not so lucky I am sure they would have killed to be punished by the magic pen,  as the strap and paddle were used quite liberally.  Well our Dear all suffering Tom shows us how to combine the two on Girls Boarding School.
 

On Chelsea Pfeiffer’s New Site we get a new update!  Sinn from Spank Sinn is indeed spanked.  The title is called Spanked and Fucked.  Our Dear Chelsea has indeed promised us there will indeed be an appendage at some point.  For now just enjoy the spanking. 

Ah the girl known as Stanton.  The spankee with a sort of chipmunky sort of cuteness to her.  In the true High Definition Spanking Clip called Need it Hard, she goes both over the knee and takes the cane for her transgressions and looking so as cute as a small woodland animal.  From HD Spank.
 

Your Humble Narrator used to go to a shrink (yea big surprise).  One day I asked the shrink what happens to the money I give him for listening to my pathetic problems and offering even more pathetic solutions.  He responded that he feeds his family, pays for his hour etc.  After thinking about this a little bit, I canceled all the appointments, and used the money I used to give him on a weekly basis to learn how to fly.  Veronica Ford is not so lucky for after figuring this tidbit on knowledge Sharon Cane spanks her into submission.  From Good Spanking Classics.
   

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