Title: I Married a Brat

Starring: Samantha Woodley, Gino Coletti

Produced By: Tony Elka

Written and Directed By: Eve Howard

Distributed by: The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

Runtime:  00:27:16

Price:  7 day rental $1.95 Lifetime: $12.95 (or a la cart with purchased minutes)

Dating much younger women Dear Reader is indeed an interesting experience.  One that I never thought I would ever get to enjoy.  But alas life has a funny way of throwing curve balls and a few surprises indeed.  Who knew that funny looking middle aged spanking bloggers were indeed in such demand!  Perhaps it is indeed my sports car and the fact that I do not live in my mothers basement like many of their peers or perhaps younger women know deep down that they need an older gentleman with a firm hand for when they indeed begin acting like brats. 

Now there is indeed much lost in translation being with a female who was born when one was well into  high school.  To them 80’s parties are simply fun nostalgia, to me of course I inevitably owned half the clothing they are wearing!  Now these are indeed challenges when one is simply dating but the gap widens indeed when marriage is involved, and thus is the subject of our next title “I Married a Brat” from our most distinct spanking house Shadowlane. 

Our story begins with our soon to be hero Gino Coletti (awesome name by the way) attempting to get his young wife to get dressed so they can attend one of his work functions.  We come to find out that his wife, played by the one and only Samantha Woodley, while enjoying the fruits of being married to an established older guy indeed seems to be less than interested in the responsibilities around it.  It seems that she has married at quite a young age being too young to drink legally at these types of functions.  Perhaps Eve was making a social statement concerning our idiotic alcohol laws in this country since where else can you be old enough to marry, bear children yet somehow not be responsible to drink.  But I digress. 

Refusing to get dressed Gino wisely threatens our young Samantha with a Spanking, which our lovely Samantha is indeed surprised and offended to hear.  Deciding to push the limits of her husband’s patience she decides not only to continue to refuse but actively avoid her upcoming spanking by running around the outdoor ping pong paddle so Gino cannot get his hand on her. 

But as any spankee knows that trying to run from a determined spanker will indeed end badly.  Not only getting one spanked but spanked quite harder than what is typical.  Gino’s young wife learns this the hard way considering the ping pong table she was using to avoid him is incidentally equipped with ping pong paddles!

Not one for caring what ones neighbors think Gino decides to spank her bent over the table right there in the back yard.  One does find oneself admiring the beautiful view from the quite lovely home and the equally beautiful view of Sam’s incredible ass getting spanked.  Gino to his credit delivers a quick and hard spanking over her rather short skirt and her panties with the paddle and thinking she has had enough orders her inside to get ready for his company function. 

But alas Dear Reader perhaps the spanking was indeed not hard enough properly impress onto Samantha that he is indeed serious for a few minutes later he finds her not only not dressed but eating ice cream and reading a magazine.  This indeed is a girl that needs to be spanked HARD!

What looks to be quite unscripted and rather amusing Samantha retaliates with smushing the half eaten ice cream cone into a surprised Gino’s face.  I indeed found this a nice touch since the both of them started cracking up, before Samantha runs for her bottom. 

But again Gino is quicker and soon Samantha finds herself over his knee to get an old fashion OTK spanking like the little girl she is behaving like.  He begins once again over her pretty baby blue panties as Samantha Protests.  While not a particularly hard spanking it is indeed hard enough to keep Your Humble Narrator’s interest.  Finally of course removing them and for her troubles of kicking and trying to cover her poor bottom her hand is finally pinned behind her back for unfettered access to that insanely wonderful behind of hers. 

Once her panties are off Gino surprisingly begins to spank her quite a bit harder with long hard strokes coupled with a flurry of shorter harder ones to keep our spanked Samantha guessing when the next painful swat is going to come.  One could again make the assumption that her bare bottom spanking would make an impression on our young Samantha she is once again ordered up to get dressed. 

While Samantha apparently attends the party her behavior was indeed less than desirable apparently ignoring her husband’s mandate not to drink.  Thus Dear Reader once again our lovely Samantha Woodley finds herself back over the knee for her third spanking of the day (talk about bad days). 

Now at this point even the most patient spankers would indeed have her panties down whacking her bare bottom with whatever implement is at hand.  Particularly after she calls her husbands boss a fuckwit (hey he is a Republican), but our Gino is indeed different starting once again over her dress with his hand.  This as one can imagine lasts only a short while and quickly dispensing with her panties Our Samantha once again receives a blistering bare bottom spanking.

Now the definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over yet expecting different  results and it appears that Gino while a slow learning is indeed aware of this.  Since OTK hand spankings has not been effective he decides that perhaps a plethora of paddles might make more of an impression on her (and her bottom). 

Standing her up and bending her over the couch he begins with Yours Truely’s namesake.  He indeed delivers a bottom bruising spanking with the hair brush making one amazed that her bottom is not as bruised as one would think after such a beating. 

Now I am indeed of the opinion the less Samantha wears during her spankings is indeed better.  And besides that skirt gets in the way,  so she is told to remove it leaving her only in her Bra and the next implement is applied to her burning bottom.  The strap!  Gino gets his leverage from sitting on the arm of the couch with Samantha half over his knee at this point. Now safety is of course first in spanking.  One must realize that the arms of such sitting apparatuses are indeed flimsy and the stress of your swinging and her kicking indeed could result in disaster and from the give that appears in the couch arm during this spanking one is surprised that all parties involved have not yet collapsed onto the floor!

Finally realizing the imminent collapse Gino moves back to more sure support as Samantha goes back over his knee for the finale.  She of course offers to do his favorite thing (I wonder what that is!) but as he informs her she will do it anyway, just with a sore bottom. 

The Finale is a cacophony of spanking utilizing his hand and the various implements he brings. Giving her now glowing bottom sharp hard strokes while his ward struggles against the intense stinging blows, Samantha can hardly hold her composure during this onslaught giving the viewer one of the better spanking video experiences that one could want. 

Finally the powerful blows on her bottom has made an impression on our young brat.  Agreeing to write a sorry note to his boss (and include the fact she was spanked for her behavior in it) she is indeed forgiven and perhaps retiring to do “his favorite thing” 

So once again Dear Reader did I enjoy it?  Yes indeed.  Samantha gets a rather hard spanking,  Gino kind of reminds me of Tom Cruise which is rather entertaining (could one deny that one would spank Nicole Kidman or Katie Holms if you were he?  Hell I even think Scientology would approve).  But indeed this is a couch jumping with glee title that any fan of Samantha Woodley or any spanko I think would enjoy

If you are of course interested it could be found here at The Spanking Spot Movie Theater

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Yes Dear Reader this is what you have all been waiting for.  The 2009 Spanking Award for the Spankee of the year!  These Dear Reader are the girls that have delighted us week after week with their beautiful glowing bottoms. 

The girl you select Dear Reader will join a elite group of bare bottom beauties so think hard Dear Reader for your selection is indeed not a light one.  These girls work quite hard, more-so then any mainstream model.  Not only do they have to have the looks but the bottom as well (not to mention the pain tolerance of a spanking!)

So once again Dear Readers your vote counts.  Though the counts you see are not the real ones (Only I see them).  At this level the competition is fierce, so every vote counts. And of course if you don’t see your favorite girl here then it is your fault since the nominations have been open since before Thanksgiving.  Ample time to let your opinion be heard.  This of course is the final vote for the Red Buttocks awards.  Voting will be open until Sunday January 3rd.  The results will be announced after New Years on Mondays and Wednesdays until we are done

So good luck to all your spanked girls out there.  The nominations please…..

Chloe Elise (Courtesy of My Spanking Roommate)

Audrey Knight (Courtesy of Bad Tushy)

Amelia Jane Rutherford (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)     

Amy Hunter (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)

Abigail Whittaker (Courtesy of Girls Boarding School)

Samantha Woodley (Courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Pandora Blake (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Amber Pixie Wells (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Sarah Gregory (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Kami Robertson (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Once again good luck to all the girls thank you for a year of hard work and sore bottoms! 

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One thing you probably didn’t know about your Humble Narrator is that I indeed like to cook.  Well I like to eat considerably more but I figure if I enjoy stuffing my pie hole so much I might as well learn how to cook.  Besides my ex-wife was a terrible cook. 

So how indeed does this relate to spanking?  Well as every cook does I often watch the cooking channel and I have over the years become absolutely obsessed with spanking Giada De Laurentiis preferably in the kitchen with a wooden spoon.  Then again should I be in such a position with such a fine woman I would indeed weigh so much your Humble Narrator would be one of those people too fat to move thus eliminating any spanking that would be presumably going on!

As you might have guessed Cooking is indeed the theme tonight for the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Lets begin tonight with our lovely Kami who apparently has become the centerpiece of the dining room table at Sound Punishments this week.  And while she does lack an apple in her mouth one would indeed not mind having a nice meal with such a lovely bottom to look at.  I personally would serve a nice Braciole over linguine and a nice red wine!

Now if you are lacking a board to spank your lady with or indeed afraid to purchase one lest she run screaming from the house when she opens the package,  I have found that in a pinch a cutting board with a handle makes an excellent paddle!  Plus after you’re finished you can indeed make yourself a snack after all Spanking makes one quite hungry.  From Bad Tushy

Dallas seems to me a meat and potato’s kind of guy.  But then again he lives in California and he could indeed be one of those strange people who don’t eat no meat.  But then again I would have trouble believing he could keep his strength up being a leaf eater.  Well this week he has an actual gymnast who has come for a spanking on Dallas Spanks Hard.  The tiny little girl Mina arrives in a cute little plaid dress and is in tears almost as soon as she feels the sting of his able hand. 

You might have remembered Chloe Elise got a spanking from one of her new roommates friends.  Well this week she gets a spanking from her actual roommate!  Now should she ever have the unlikely desire to cohabitate with a funny looking bald guy who can cook I will indeed volunteer! She of course would be in charge of the dishes and of course getting her bottom spanked.  From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Although Born in the Netherlands at an early age Irelynn Logeen moved to Ireland.  Which as much as I love the Irish (particularly their redhead women with beautiful bottoms) they indeed cannot cook. In any case this indeed does not sit right with our Tom,  who apparently doesn’t appreciate a potato in his Bratwurst.  From Girls Boarding School

I used to think that the English couldn’t cook either.  That is until I started watching a show called Two Fat Ladies who were indeed rather fat and in fact ladies!  They also rode a motorcycle.  Now these women could COOK!  Unfortunately every recipe they showed started with {in the highest pitch Monty Pythonesk voice you could imagine} Take the LARD, Put it in the FAT and sauté it in BUTTER.  Now I tired a couple of these and I can tell you Dear Reader they were fantastic. You just have to deal with the chest pains for the next week or so.  Now if Amelia Jane Rutherford could cook like that, I can tell you she would win the title of the most perfect female on the planet.  From Northern Spanking

Like the typical male I of course enjoy grilling.  There is indeed something about fire and dead animal flesh that appeals to the inner hunter gatherer part of us from our long lost ancestors.  Preferably by a large body of water to douse the flames that threaten to burn down the neighborhood as they often do.  But one of course cannot properly grill with a filthy pool!  Which gets or rather cute Ally Cole a bare bottom OTK spanking this week on Firm Hand Spanking

Angelina is back on Punished Brats!  Taking a break from the food theme I just really want to ask if that piercing is really though the bridge of her nose and if so,  I indeed know why she needs a spanking for doing such an incredibly painful and stupid thing.  From Punished Brats
 

Now I have heard that prison food is particularly bad.  But in a Women’s prison?  One would have to assume since there is no man demanding that they cook, clean and make babies they would have plenty of time to make scrumptious meals!  Ah but that is indeed my chauvinistic side.  Honestly I wouldn’t make AJR clean well….. unless spanking was involved.  From Bars and Stripes

A nice schoolgirl spanking on Pure Spanking this week.  One where she refuses to remove her clothes and there is a scissor involved!

And Finally for this week the bottom that has enthralled us over the years.  The very young Samantha Woodley getting one of her first bare bottom spankings on film on the Retro Spanking site Good Spanking Classics.
 

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This is of course off the topic of spanking Dear reader but My Mailman hates me.  Mind you that Your Humble Narrator has been nothing but nice to the guy but for the fact that I simply never pick up my mail.  You see for someone who is as wired as myself all of my banking, bills, correspondence and just about anything I can think of is online.  The post office is simply obsolete.  I have indeed tried to get them to stop delivering since it is nothing but offers to put me more in debt or coupons that I don’t use.  But to no avail.  They are stubbornly insistent that I MUST want my mail.

Now coupled with the fact I lost my key to my mailbox months ago I am indeed sure it is filled with crap so much so my mailman has begun publicly berating your humble narrator for his slothful ways.  Now given the reputation of postal workers in their stressful occupation of driving around delivering crap to people I choose not to respond lest he get a gun and shoot up half the neighborhood.  But today I think I have finally beaten them.  Pinned to my door was a rather threatening letter that unless I clear out my box immediately (which I can’t) they will return to sender all of my mail, which is exactly what I wanted them to do in the first place!  Ah the wonders of bureaucracy. 

But enough of my rant about our fine mail carriers being employed only by our direct mail lobbyists. Let us get on with the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin with the beautiful Charlie Skye getting spanked by our own David Pierson with some wonderful photography that reminds the view of some of the old NuWest picture sets that titillated us oh so many years ago.  The photographer should indeed be congratulated since these are fantastic images of the video.  From Punished Brats
 

Being Chloe Elise is indeed Difficult Dear Reader when everyone you meet wants to put you over their knee and spank your cute bare bottom.  A girls bottom can get quite sore, not to mention it is indeed difficult to get any shopping done!  Well Chloe has had enough!  And Clare has been quite bratty as of late thus her frustrations are taken out on Ms Fonda’s fine bottom.  From Spanked Call Girl or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

The 18 Year old Lila who up until now has quite enjoyed her spankings feels the sting of the strap this week on Real Spanking.  But as we all know new spankee’s need to be spanked with care their first couple of times lest they run screaming from the building!  Well indeed Lila is brought “up to speed” with getting strapped on her incredible bare ass.  Judging from her facial expressions this indeed was not as “fun” as the others.  Also available though the better valued Real Spanking Pass

I am indeed not sure I could Spank Eden Wells.  The girl is simply stunning.  I would probably just stand there and drool alot.  But then again that is indeed why I do not have my own spanking site.  That is unless seeing a fat guy drooling is in high demand!  Now had I not known Dallas and noticed his lack of drooling and of course the Hummels and various knickknacks in the background I would indeed start to wonder. But then again he is from LA,  they are all a bit weird out there.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

You know I have always wanted to ask our girls which would they want rather.  Getting spanked before bed or being spanked in the morning.  Each of course has their drawbacks.  For example if the spanking is to occur before bed there is indeed less clothes to be removed to bare their bottoms but I would assume trying to sleep with a throbbing bottom is indeed rather difficult, not to mention having to think about getting spanked all day.  A spanking in the morning is indeed a good wake me up but having to be reminded of your transgressions every time you tenderly sit down would also make one quite touchy possibly leading to another spanking!  From Fetish Flixx (yes this is a spanking site)

So Micheala McGowen is indeed a lousy houseguest.  Which of course deserves a spanking.  My only real question is how do I get her to stay at my house!  Perhaps she could do something about the mailman.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Kami Robertson in virginal white panties.  What indeed could be more enticing Dear Reader.  Well Northern spanking schools us on enticement with a slipper to this lovely girls bottom.  I would have just chosen a more substantial spanking implement than a ballerina slipper. 

In School they teach you about Culture Shock.  A lesson Your Humble Narrator quickly dismissed since I found it impossible that anyone could be so stupid.  At least until I moved to Pennsylvania where the law actually cared if people under the age of 21 drank alcohol.  I had been going to bars since I was 13 for spanks sake!  On top of which this product of Public School was suddenly deluged by peers that thought kissing would get one pregnant!  I tell you Dear Reader if there is such a thing as culture shock I indeed had it.  Which of course I went about utilizing for Your Humble Narrators benefit.  After all Spanking is the one thing that doesn’t get one pregnant!  Well a person in Yours Truly’s position can indeed sympathize with the  culture shock that Nikita is going though at the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes

Another Bare Bottom OTK Spanking from Pure Spanking

I can think of about 1000 better places to give a girl a spanking than in front of a dumpster.  Unless in fact that the dumpster is somehow related to the spanking which try as Your Humble Narrator he cannot think of one.  So this goes under silly spankings.  From Spanking University
 

And Finally for this week what might be Samantha Woodley’s first spanking shoot she appears over Chelsea Pfeiffer’s knee in rather tight jeans (and of course rather young) on the retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics

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Title: Mischief Makers 2: Judgment Day

Starring: Samantha Woodley, Sierra Salem, Arthur Sire

Produced By: Tony Elka

Written and Directed By: Eve Howard

Distributed by: Video Spanking (formerly VOD Spanking)

Runtime: 53.09

Price: $5.95 for a 7 day rental Protected WMV Format

It is time Dear Reader for yet another review of one of the amazing spanking video’s that our hard working producers have graced us  with.  This week we have Mischief Makers 2,  Starring none other than the beautiful duo Samantha Woodley and Sierra Salem getting their bare bottoms spanked for their wayward behavior. 

We begin our film with two of the most gorgeous girls in spanking begging their friend for a job at his bed and breakfast for the summer.  It seems Arthur Sire has heard of these girls exploits before since their cousin had passed some information about their last summer job that landed their poor employer in a nice padded room.  Going against his better judgment he decides to give Samantha and Sierra a chance to indeed redeem themselves and hires them to make beds, cook breakfast and perhaps work behind the bar which of course is for the patron’s only.  Quite a risk to take for two rowdy college girls.  indeed. 

It is not long until our poor Arthur is regretting his decision,  In fact it is the very next day!  Scheduled to work by 7 Am the girls wander in at quite late 3pm from a hard night of partying.  Our Poor Arthur had to make the beds and cook the breakfast that they were hired to do.  But Arthur is not one to give up Dear Reader.  After listening to the girls excuses he decides rather than firing them he will indeed teach them a lesson!  A lesson that includes a good hard spanking. 

Grabbing Samantha, her shock quite evident of what is indeed about to happen.  He marches her toward the nice little waterfall on the patio and puts her over his knee.  Her little miniskirt rides up almost immediately allowing him to spank her over the panties  almost immediately.  Samantha being the spanking professional that we all know and loves,  struggles, pouts and cries, at her well deserved outdoor spanking.  One can only wonder what a treat it would be to a guest at the B&B and look out your window to see such a fine site as this. 

The Hand spanking is quite hard with Samantha’s panties riding up so our Hero has great access to her bare cheeks.  Meanwhile the other half of our naughty duo decides to make herself a drink and have a smoke while enjoying the spanking that her friend is getting.  Indeed Dear Reader not a wise decision for our Sierra. 

But like many of us our hero is too focused on keeping the kicking Samantha across his knee and taking down her panties for a bare bottom spanking to notice Sierra.  I must say that this indeed is a great spanking scene.  The fact that the spanking is filmed outside eliminates the possibility of “enhancing” the sound of one’s hand meeting with the other’s bare bottom. Yet one can hear the spanks over the flow of the fountain quite clearly indicating that this is indeed a hard spanking that our unfortunate Samantha is receiving. 

After a good 10 minute spanking or so it is Sierra’s turn.  Arthur beckons her over to the fountain only to be met with a refusal from our unwise Sierra,  Stating “You Can’t Spank ME,  Your not my father”.  But Arthur figures on doing something that should have been done long ago and goes and gets her.  Back at the fountain she goes over his knee to reveal some very sexy fishnet stockings covering her soon to be bare and very red ass.  Sierra being a “butt protector” spankee almost immediately needs to have that free arm of hers restrained for unfettered access to her rear. 

Before to long the stockings and finally the panties come down for Sierra’s bare ass spanking.  While she doesn’t do as much kicking as her friend she does complain and struggle quite a bit between the stinging blows for another butt bruising 10 minutes. 

The girls however have not indeed learned their lesson Dear Readers!  Looking for something to dull the pain of their stinging rear ends they decide that they should sneak over to the bar and garner themselves some ingredients for Sex on the Beach.  Of course they were warned that the alcohol were for guests only.  

Dragged into the house,  the girls face their second spanking of the day!  Of course Dear Reader they try to get out of it,  But our Arthur is determined to teach these girls yet another lesson.  Executing the difficult girl balanced over one knee (I love that position), to give himself much more leverage to spank poor Samantha.

But that is a difficult position to hold,  particularly with a struggling girl Dear Reader,  So he then bends them both over a chair for some practice with a few implements.  Hand spanked first, and quickly leading into the use of a well worn leather strap.  Arthur plays a bit of a diabolical game,  If either of the girls hands come off the chair during the spanking the other one gets whacked.  A truly evil but entertaining game Dear Reader. 

Next up is the riding crop,  The girls dedication to each other is indeed waning as each tries to avoid the punishment by getting the other spanked.  Blame flies, like crooked politicians as their asses get redder and redder.  It definitely seems Dear Reader that Samantha gets the worst of the spanking, and considering who Sierra used to get spanked by we know she can take considerably more.  But quite honestly  it doesn’t take away from the film at all.

Next he makes Samantha choose the implement she is to be spanked with,  oddly she selects a small wooden paddle which we all know will sting like hell.  But thinking better of it, he decides to spank Sierra first, OTK with a small leather strap. Oh one minor note he informs the girls.  they are going to get 100 spanks each!    Now since Sierra isn’t quite good at counting how many times her bottom is smacked they start over a couple of times.  She also gets her hand whacked once or twice trying to protect her now very sore bottom. 

For some reason Samantha is told she is going to get double of what Sierra got with the paddle no less!  The last 15 minutes is indeed dedicated to this wonderful spanking (hey 200 smacks takes time).  Samantha is better at counting even though he begins by spanking her though the one little hole on her fishnet stockings.  They of course soon come down for yet another bare bottom OTK.

Jumping at each time the paddle contacts her fine bottom,  I would have to say this spanking is a bit lighter (at least initially).  This of course can be forgiven since she is indeed to suffer 200 whacks of a paddle.  (she is only human Dear Reader).  As the spanking continues our Arthur holds her firmly to his lap to keep his target centered.  The finale is delivering a good 40 or so smacks to Samantha’s bottom with much more force than the previous ones. 

So Dear Reader did I enjoy it?  Its an excellent spanking movie as one can expect from Shadowlane.  Beautiful Girls and hard spanking is all a Spanko can ask for.  An excellent choice if you should choose to enjoy such a movie.  You shall not be disappointed. 

If your interested you can find it here at Video Spanking

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