Well this weekend is indeed yet another contrived holiday designed to separate us from our money.  It is of course Valentine’s day.  Now if you are male and have a significant other you will inevitably shouting “oh shit” and running out the door to get a card.   But before you do Dear Reader let me propose that a spanking is the perfect gift you can give to your lady. 

Forget about the overpriced baubles,  What indeed does a shiny rock have to do with such a holiday.  Instead a good hard spanking will indeed show her the spirit of the day.  For instance, once she is spanked her bottom will of course be red, and what color could signify our day for lovers than red!  Furthermore there is indeed more than one reason why cupid flies around bare bottomed.  Finally of course a bare bottom bent over ones knee indeed is the shape of a heart. 

As for you ladies,  forego the sexy lingerie (unless of course it is a schoolgirl or cheerleader outfit then feel free!) .  What more could your man give you that says I love you than a Good hard loving spanking.  It indeed hurts him more than it does you! 

Ah but for those of us that do not have a significant other well my friends,  judging from the social norms it will indeed save you a bit of money.  Money one can use to purchase their favorite spanking material on The Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin with a girl that indeed would be my valentine should she find herself pining for a funny looking blogger with Doe eyes and a rather odd sense of humor.  Yes of course I am talking about my muse and spanking superstar Leia Ann Woods.  Now that being said Hospitals are indeed unpleasant places enough.  Particularly if one is bedridden surrounded pretty girls that need a spanking.  So perhaps if I ever hit the lottery or become a banker I shall open the Spanking Hospital where the nurses are there for care and therapeutic spanking.  From Spanked In Uniform 
 

Another couple of girls I would indeed be honored to make their bottoms the color of the valentine are of course Chloe Elise and Sarah Gregory.  Now of course it would be optimal to have both over someone’s knee on My Spanking Roommate.  Chloe does a decent job of being the spanker this week.  As long of course she gets her own spanking in that little outfit she has on.  Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass.

Dallas Spanks Hard this week has a rather young and attractive girl named Adriana who probably plays the best entitled little bitch I have ever seen.  I mean this girl is good.  Within a minute or so you find yourself cheering for what is indeed going to happen to this girls bottom.  Aside from that, I think Dallas has happened upon a second career.  Tracking down, spanking and sending home entitled little snots who run away to find their fame and fortune before they run out of money and go crying home to daddy and mommy.  Hell if he needs a partner I’ll move out there!

Your Humble Narrator has been on Paxil for a number of years to treat anxiety.  Anxiety that he will never see a pretty girl spanked again!  But alas sick of returning to my drug pusher/Shrink every 3 months so he can tell me I am fine, charge me a ridiculous sum  and here is my supply for the next three month, I have decided to get off of it.  Now for anyone ever been on such a thing there are some unpleasant side effects like your brain buzzing every time you move your head and indeed odd perception of colors, which yet another pair lime green panties that Beverly Bacci is sporting caught my attention.  Now this is the second set I think I have seen in as many weeks.  Is there suddenly a run on hideously colored panties?  Is this the renaissance of 70’s undergarments? Well despite all that Beverly of course fills them out nicely and indeed they are soon pulled down for a bare bottom OTK Spanking.  From Punished Brats.

Speaking of unique undergarments Sarah Gregory makes another visit to Ms. Law and her Board of Education to be paddled over the desk as schoolmates look on!  Now to be spanked is one thing but in front of one’s peer’s particular on the bare bottom is indeed a painful and embarrassing endeavor. From Bad Tushy
 

I will have to say when it comes to English Schoolgirls Emma Brown is indeed peerless.  She over the years looks incredible in the schoolgirl outfits and more so when she is put across ones knee and spanked properly.  Incidentally I did try to set up an interview with her a while back but sadly she never responded once I wrote up the question.  But that is irrelevant Dear Reader for interviewed or not she is incredible.  From Sound Punishments

Now another young lady I wouldn’t mind trading valentines with is indeed our own little Amy Hunter.  I do indeed have a thing for girls who look incredible in those little denim miniskirts, and Amy indeed looks second to none.  Now admittedly denim miniskirts offer girls bottoms much more protection than a spanker can afford.  Thankfully they are easily pulled up.  From Northern Spanking

The nice thing about running a female dorm is that you can line up the misbehaving ladies on the stairs and have them wait for their spankings in order.  Quite an ingenious plan if you ask Your Humble Narrator since each one gets the benefit of watching the other get spanked. Just on an added note,  these photo’s don’t do her justice but the long haired girl is absolutely gorgeous.   From Spanking Online or the better valued SpankPass

I think the people at Spanked at Home are as drunk as I am when they put up their posts.  Maggie gets a spanking this week yet the story as it goes seems to be copy and pasted from their last post.  They even reference their new girl Aurora!  Now being drunk and clueless is of course fine from Your Humble Narrator since you of course expect it from me.  But if you want to be a professional spanking provider perhaps they are the ones in need of a spanking.  But I suppose if the background story isn’t all that important (hell as you know I usually make my own up!) Maggie gets a pretty good strapping on her bare ass. 

Remember Dear Reader those giant stacks that audiophiles used to have?  With 90 switches and dials that made the music sound to the rest of us no different than a decently priced stereo.  I actually had a friend like this,  rather paranoid too. I remember when CD’s first came out he read an alarmist article about “CD Rot” until I explained to him that CD’s were pieces of plastic that carried 1’s and 0’s.  Being plastic, in 1000 years they still will be little round disks that carried 1’s and 0’s.  Well today’s audiophiles busy themselves in spending money on rather expensive cables that experts cannot hear the difference between them and wire coat hangers.  At least back then the stacks of components were impressive, and a good excuse to spank any pretty girl who messed with the dials.  From OTK Spank

And Finally for this week,  As I told you yesterday the Winter Olympics are upon us which means that our lovely Sinn Sage is compelled to the snow laden mountains to crack her pretty little head open again.  Chelsea Pfeiffer thankfully has this under control.  I would suggest she keep her tied up until spring.  From Spank Sinn.

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Yes Dear Reader this is what you have all been waiting for.  The 2009 Spanking Award for the Spankee of the year!  These Dear Reader are the girls that have delighted us week after week with their beautiful glowing bottoms. 

The girl you select Dear Reader will join a elite group of bare bottom beauties so think hard Dear Reader for your selection is indeed not a light one.  These girls work quite hard, more-so then any mainstream model.  Not only do they have to have the looks but the bottom as well (not to mention the pain tolerance of a spanking!)

So once again Dear Readers your vote counts.  Though the counts you see are not the real ones (Only I see them).  At this level the competition is fierce, so every vote counts. And of course if you don’t see your favorite girl here then it is your fault since the nominations have been open since before Thanksgiving.  Ample time to let your opinion be heard.  This of course is the final vote for the Red Buttocks awards.  Voting will be open until Sunday January 3rd.  The results will be announced after New Years on Mondays and Wednesdays until we are done

So good luck to all your spanked girls out there.  The nominations please…..

Chloe Elise (Courtesy of My Spanking Roommate)

Audrey Knight (Courtesy of Bad Tushy)

Amelia Jane Rutherford (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)     

Amy Hunter (Courtesy of Northern Spanking)

Abigail Whittaker (Courtesy of Girls Boarding School)

Samantha Woodley (Courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Pandora Blake (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Amber Pixie Wells (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Sarah Gregory (Courtesy of Punished Brats)

Kami Robertson (Courtesy of Sound Punishment)

Once again good luck to all the girls thank you for a year of hard work and sore bottoms! 

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Well Dear Reader this is the last weekend before Christmas and Your Humble Narrator has gotten exactly 2 things out of his list to buy.  Its not for the lack of trying mind you,  after 5 hours of shopping last weekend stores have indeed frustrated my attempts.  Now normally I would rather chew off my own arm than go to a retail store.  But sadly online shopping is indeed not possible this year due to my ongoing war with my mailman. 

Now not shopping in a retail store in a while I can tell you if spanking sites treated their customers even remotely like the stores do they would indeed be skewered upon these pages.  Not enough people working, clueless clerks, and infuriating loss control policies.  I actually waited 20 minutes to get a $22.50 item that was locked so you couldn’t get it off the rack, while there are plenty of other items greater in value that one could simply pick up only because this item was deemed “electronic”.  In addition I absolutely refuse to allow someone to check my bag after I have purchased and item, which indeed led to a few disagreements with the minimum wage security guards.  (Just for your information they have no right to search your bag or check your receipt unless you are at Costco or like stores,  there it is in the contract you sign). Ah but this indeed is the only year I will have to do this since I will be moving back to my beloved city in the summer to piss of another mailman. 

Ok then time to finish up the Spanking Updates of the week!

Rather then have some minimally conscious worker in a uniform demanding to check your items stores should make public examples out of shoplifters and be able to spank them publically.  I would imagine there is nothing worse than having your bottom bared and spanked listening to the jeering crowd.  Given in this update by Bad Tushy there are only two fellow incarcerated ladies and they indeed should probably keep it down lest Ms Law comes back and spanks them.

Now that I am divorced, middle aged and have a sports car I indeed need to find a trophy wife to spank.  One preferably bratty and considerably younger than your humble narrator to crash White House Parties with.  Ironically I have had more success dating younger females now then I ever did when I was young and they indeed enjoy a good spanking.  Seeing that Your Humble Narrator lacks hair and has the physique of a hedgehog this indeed is a puzzling phenomena.  Ah but the mysteries of life are simple here with Natalie the bratty trophy wife getting spanked by her husband for snubbing her very expensive Christmas Present.  From Sound Punishment
 

A happy spanking Christmas from our Dear Clare Fonda who incidentally looks incredibly spankable in that little black Dress.  From My Spanking Roommate or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

The holidays is of course about getting together with friends and family to eat drink and be Merry.  Unless of course you are Susan Gilbert and drink 3 bottles of Champaign thus inevitably making a fool out of her self.  While she might have been quite merry once John gets her home the spanking tends to ruin the merriment.  From Firm Hand Spanking

This update from Northern Spanking is indeed way to cute not to mention.  In fact it is indeed one of the more creative spanking scenes this year.  And to think I almost missed it (the pictures were messed up and just out of a whim I decided to download the movie).  What I found was and excellent spanking movie in 5 parts which indeed makes your Humble Narrator annoyed that I have not shown it to you sooner.  Entitled Strictly Come Spanking,  it is a take off on the various reality dancing and singing show’s that pervade our televisions complete with commercials!,  Indeed I am quite upset they didn’t ask your humble narrator to be Simon Cowell (hey I have man boobs!) .  None the less with dancing and spanking we indeed have a winner here.  My hats off to Northern Spanking for this wonderful update. 

I am indeed quite excited about this girl Lila as a regular on Real Spanking Institute.  She is really gorgeous and quite spankable.  I would however like to see some good hard M/f OTK spankings for this lovely girl since she looks so damn good in a schoolgirl outfit.  Your Humble Narrator will await with bated breath.  From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass

Years ago I caught a kid trying to break into my car.  I had gone to pick up my girlfriend for some function or another and when I came down out of her apartment I found a kid trying to open my door.  He of course didn’t see me as I walked up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder.  Now yes Dear Reader the logical thing to do would have been to teach him a very painful lesson.  But I realized first he was quite young (maybe 15) and second he was from the neighborhood which if I had hurt him I am sure my car would have been trashed some other evening.  So I told him not only was he breaking into my car but he was indeed doing it quite badly.  Now should it be a pretty girl with her underwear peeking out from a short little dress I am sure I would have handled it a bit differently.  Perhaps putting her over my knee and giving her a good spanking right then and there.  From Fetish Flixx

I think next year I am going to have a an award for the most ridiculously dressed person in a spanking video.  In this update Tiki gets spanked quite hard by my friend Dallas.  And it is indeed not Tiki who’s outfit violates the senses.  In fact she looks scrumptious in that schoolgirl outfit particularly after her poor bottom is caned and paddled.  Is that a leisure suit Dallas is wearing?  From Dallas Spanks Hard

Our Friend David Pierson is indeed on a mission.  Being quite the color coordinated guy his goal is to make Lavender’s bottom the same color of her pink panties and skirt.  Now I could say he is intent on making Lavender’s bottom lavender.  But due to your Humble Narrator’s somewhat color blindness I haven’t the slightest idea what lavender is!  From Punished Brats

We have seen a couple of over the banister spankings this week and quite honestly they strike Yours Truly quite dangerous for the spankee.  One wayward smack or a too hard of spank could send them jumping over the railing not to mention the possibility of shoddy carpentry causing the rail to collapse sending our lovely Molly plunging over the abyss.  All this for just a spanking!  Its their bottoms that we want to hurt not send them to the hospital!  not to mention what one would explain to the insurance adjuster.  “Well you see I had her bent over the railing here naked and I was caning her and it just collapsed”  From Girls Boarding School

Sarah Collins is back in trouble at the Women’s Prison of Bars and Stripes getting a paddling she will remember for a long time.  And since Sarah is indeed so beautiful it will be one that I remember as well.
 

Elizabeth Simpson (I almost wrote Jessica Simpson which of course would be incredible) getting an OTK Spanking on her bare ass at OTK Spank

And FINALLY for tonight,  (sorry this update took a tremendous amount of time,  I am indeed glad to be finished with it).  We have Sinn sage in adorable knee socks spanking and getting spanked by Ariel X on Spank Sinn.

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Well Dear Reader it will indeed be hard to give out the 2009 spanking awards since only three of you have done any kind of nominations.  Remember how will your favorite spankee or spanker feel if she or he isn’t even nominated!  So go leave a comment and make sure that your favorite Spanking site/guy/girl gets a fair shot at this years awards. 

Now off to the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin our week once again our friend Peter Schoober spanking it old school with a rare OTK spanking performance with the lovely Cynthia Vellons as the unlucky girl over his knee.  Not only that but she is first spanked in leather hot pants which is indeed a treat Dear Reader.  But like all spankings it is best to be done on the bare bottom.  From Spanking Server

On My Spanking Roommate this week we have the ravishing redhead Jenni Mack getting yet another spanking with the Girl Next Door Sarah Gregory.  In fact I think this is the first time that Jenni has been spanked by anyone other than Ms Chris who is busy spanking Sarah’s delectable bottom.  Another first for the hand of Clare Fonda.  Also available though the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

Well it looks like Amelia Jane Rutherford was indeed on her states tour as of late since she is over Chelsea Pfeiffer’s knee this week.  From the condition of her fine bottom I think she visited Dallas after this spanking or has miracle healing abilities of her buttocks.  From Good Spanking

After a long time in the wilderness I decided once again to give Bad Tushy a try. This of course is against my better judgment since their DRM fiasco this summer.  And of course the DRM fiasco last spring.  But I had heard though the grapevine that they ceased their silliness and happily it is indeed true.  Yes I know fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.  But now we will hopefully not be fooled a third time making Yours Truly look like an idiot.  Be forewarned there are like 2 or 3 movies from the summer that are still in the DRM format.  But everything since is quite kosher and free of any crippleware.  It is indeed good to see that since to be quite honest their spankings are awesome.

Some more good news Dear Reader, it indeed appears that Monica is still with Real Spanking.  One of the girls from the previous crew she still looks incredible in a schoolgirl outfit.  And when she is put over Mr Thomas’s knee and her bottom bared it is even more delightful.  From Real Spanking Institute or the better valued Real Spanking Pass

Ah we have another hater of mailboxes this week Dear Reader.  Maggie is on Spanked at Home for her part in the mystery of exploding mailboxes!  Again while I have indeed blown up quite a bit of stuff in my youth (including myself a couple of times) I just could never understand why mischievous teens would do such a thing to complete strangers.  Something indeed tells me she won’t be engaging in that behavior after she gets her bare bottom belting

I read an article some while back that a parent was upset that their schoolgirl was in trouble.  You see the school had a policy if they broke the rules they had to stand facing the wall during recess which in this day in age is  rather ingenious if you ask me.  So what indeed would this parent have done if she faced a spanking like Helena does in her ritzy private school!  From Spanked Schoolgirl

With their spanking new format and much higher definition movies Rough Man Spank decides to give their spanking bench a Asian touch.  This girl named only as Hot Girl is tied to the bench and strapped quite severely

Young Vicky is getting her caning on the gonzo spanking site Spanking Casting this week.  Again no word on why she is being caned but she undoubtedly deserves it.

Spanking does indeed solve many poor behaviors of naughty ladies but infidelity is unfortunately not one of them.  But that of course does not deter this chap from trying.  But then again if I had a wife with an ass that nice I would definitely get in a spanking before I left her.  From 1st Choice Spanking

Well it turns out that this Headmistress needs a bit more reminding about what exactly a spanking feels like as she experiences her second bare bottom spanking on English Spankers

And finally for tonight on Handspanking there is indeed nothing more annoying than ones roommate blathering on the phone about Manga and other things tentacly when one is trying to study.  Which earns this girl a good hard spanking.

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Before we get into the wonderful bare bottom spankings that our Spanking Houses have to offer this week just a bit of housecleaning.  First and foremost if you haven’t already make sure you nominate your favorite spankee/spanker for the 2009 Spanking Awards in the post I put up last week.  Simply leave a comment and of course make sure you read the rules and how its going to work this year.  Second I am sorry to say that I am shutting down the Spanking Spot Topsites.  Unfortunately the site really never materialized to what I wanted it to me.  Compound the fact that the software I am using is giving me problems and it really isn’t all that popular to begin with It has become simply a waste of resources.  Besides most of the sites that have registered for it are included here in one form or another. 

So now without further ado lets begin the spanking updates of the week!

Let us begin our spanking journey with the bottom beating of the insanely cute Cabrilia on Spanking Server this week.  Taking her licks from a rather annoyed teacher that just so happens to have a restraining bench in her classroom.  The spanking is given by the leggy Heidi who indeed shows them off in the very attractive denim miniskirt.  I do however look forward to the day where he takes his assistant spanker and delivers a few whacks on her very nice bare bottom. 

The vanquisher of spoiled models are back this week Dear Reader!  Yes our Mystery Spanker has indeed found yet another smart mouth girl who is in need of a harsh lesson on how she treats the people who hire her.  At the tender age of 18,  Lacyn (how the hell do you pronounce that, is the N silent?) is taught a painful lesson early in her modeling career that hopefully will be remembered otherwise her incredible ass might be the part that is tender.  From Bun Beating Fun

Now Chelsea is either a hard core spanko or indeed afraid of zombies.  You see she has encased her house with quite the fortification in the form of a concrete wall keeping out nosy neighbors trying to figure out where all those whacking sounds are coming from or a more logical explanation is that she is preparing for the zombie apocalypse (Everyone knows zombies can’t scale walls!).  Whatever the reason the dainty girl next door Sarah Gregory has the unenviable job to test Chelsea’s new found privacy with a hairbrush spanking upon her bared bottom in a polka-dot bikini.  From Good Spanking

Ah the two weeks off Rough Man Spank took was indeed not a vacation.  But an Upgrade!  Listening to their users (many of which have complained on The Spanking Spot) they have upgraded their movie quality which I might add was desperately needed!  And the high quality downloadable movies look fantastic!  To Celebrate they have brought us a young quite hot strawberry blonde by the name of Inga.  Her pants taken down her bottom is strapped quite hard!

You know I am really beginning to like what Mr M is doing with Real Spanking.  After the tumultuous times they went though two years ago he is assembling his own magic once again. Following the mantra if it ain’t broke don’t fix it he is returning to his roots.  Find beautiful girls and spank them. The 18 Year Old  Lila whom debuted last week takes her first OTK F/f spanking and she is quite eager to get over the knee.  Being incredibly beautiful indeed helps what is a fantastic ever increasing in intensity spanking. Also available though the better priced 8 Site Real Spanking Pass

Spankings of course can be used to discourage naughty behavior before it happens just as effectively as it does to discourage such behavior after the deed is done.  This young lady is having a problem thinking unclean thoughts and is driven to touch herself rather inappropriately.  Upon her confession her disciplinarian gives her a hard spanking with the hand strap and cane.  Thinking quite correctly that is rather hard to masturbate when one cannot sit down.  From Spanking Online or the 4 site Spank Pass

Well last week I complained that Spanking Casting debuted a new model but didn’t give us any spanking!  and Let me tell you Dear Reader this girl is indeed spankable.  Well good things come to those who wait.  For this week the beautiful Monique is finally bent over and spanked properly with a number of implements.  Now I can’t wait to see her getting a OTK Spanking. 

A pair of Asian Schoolgirls get a brutally hard spanking that they will never forget from their headmaster at their new English school on 1st Choice Spanking

Even Old Strict headmistresses need to be spanked once and a while to remind them the horrible punishment that they are inflicting on their girls.  Our friends at English Spanker indeed work hard to line up the various headmistresses of jolly old England for their yearly spanking.  It is indeed a thankless job but someone has to do it. 

And finally for tonight the wonderful weirdness that is the Japanese culture a girl gets spanked by her mother for losing to her in chess and attempting to cheat.  Although Chess is the game of kings it is apparently one for spankee’s as well.  From Handspanking

One last thing before I go Dear Reader.  On my other site.  Spanked and Fucked I am indeed running the beautiful Kailee getting not only spanked but indeed fucked.  So please go take a look

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