It is hot Dear Reader, It is like Africa Hot. You know it is indeed Hot when its too hot to Spank the girl that won’t let you put an air conditioner in the window. Your sweating storyteller is indeed moving at a snails pace so you will have to forgive me on this sweltering [...]
Well the lines stretched far and wide the other day for all of our smug hipsters were busy clamoring to get their overpriced shiny gadget, the IPhone 4. It is amazing to me the lengths we will go to look “cool”. Sure its shiny but can you indeed give anyone a Spanking with it!
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Well tomorrow is indeed Fathers Day Dear Reader, Yes of course it is a hallmark holiday which I usually detest. But since I am the beneficiary of it for once then can it be all that bad? So for our ladies out there who are either married to or dating a father indeed think of [...]
I would like to ask one very important question Dear Reader. Can anyone tell me what in the name of all things Spanking is a Justin Bieber and how does one make it go away. I mean is there a spray or something one can get? Now I do know it has something to do [...]
It is sad Dear Reader when North Korea has to school the west in how to deal with people that fuck up their financial system. You see here in the west we simply give them more money. Over there they execute them. Now that is probably not to say the guy was some scapegoat since [...]
The summit on the environment seems to be getting interesting Dear Reader. Unsurprising they have agreed on almost nothing while they enjoy caviar of endangered species and their travel to Copenhagen on 147 gas guzzling private jets. Perhaps it was the poor choice of cities to have this summit it is after all named after [...]
Well Dear Reader it will indeed be hard to give out the 2009 spanking awards since only three of you have done any kind of nominations. Remember how will your favorite spankee or spanker feel if she or he isn’t even nominated! So go leave a comment and make sure that your favorite Spanking site/guy/girl [...]