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Well Dear Reader the time is again upon us for the years Spanking Awards. This year as you know we are going to do something a little different. Instead of you nominating and me Picking them. You yes YOU Dear Reader will decide who the Golden Buttocks Awards go to. This is the moment all the hard working site owners out there have been working for and they anxiously await your vote!
Now a couple of things before we begin. For starters we will not be awarding anything for the best new spanking site of the year. Since there really wasn’t any. Second, I failed in my attempt to find a voting package that would not show you the votes. But they must be kept secret! So I did manage to figure out how to mess up the number of votes it shows you. So what you see IS NOT the true poll only of course I see that and the results will of course be announced after Christmas.
So lets get on with it shall we. This year we have a number of deserving sites for the title of Most Improved Spanking Website (blogs of course have their own category) The websites were selected by your nominations Dear Reader so I don’t want to hear complaints the site so and so isn’t in there.
Nominees for 2009 Most Improved Spanking Site Are
Good luck everybody and again the results will be announced after Christmas
My Vote for the Most Improved Spanking Site is
As you might know your Humble narrator rarely does this. But I seem to have developed a serious mental block about including Sound Punishments in the Updates of the week. Now Normally I leave sites out on occasion usually for good reason. Things like no Update, or an update devoid of spanking and even I run out of room. Since I do indeed like sleep I try to keep the updates of the month to around 20 or so per week (10 per day on Thursdays and Fridays, I am also desperately resisting adding a 3rd day of Updates, But we shall see). But this is not the case Dear Reader with Sound Punishments. Now given I am usually 3 or 4 sheets to the wind when I write my prose but that is indeed no excuse for missing them for Two weeks. So Dear Reader with my apologies to the crew at sound punishments., I would think of something wiseass to say about my memory (or lack there of) but I am sure you just want to see some pictures of this fine adult schoolgirl getting her ass spanked. On an added note it looks like they have 18 year old Mazie in pigtails in for another spanking next week. That girl is definitely growing on me. Brushstrokes
Well I hope Santa brought all of the naughty girls out there Spankings for Christmas. Now one of the problems writing The Spanking Spot is that because Updates of the week are indeed well… the updates of the week. This makes it rather impossible to write my posts more then a day in advance which tends to be a drag around the holidays. But fear not Dear Reader. Your Humble Narrator will be working well into the weekend to bring you our beloved spanking sites Christmas week updates. So without further ado, Today is Friday December 26, 2008. This is The Spanking Spot, I am Your host Brushstrokes and this is The Spanking Updates of the Week! I don’t know the physics of the phenomenon but anyone who has ever gotten a spanking knows that it hurts a hell of alot more over thin wet clothing. When I was a lifeguard in my younger days you could hear the difference of the WHACK a child got from his/her mother in a wet vs.. dry bathing suit. If there is a doctor or a wet bottom specialist out there and can adequately explain this phenomenon. But until we are enlightened the lovely Angel who has unfortunately not put her clothes in the dryer is made to wear her wet panties and is spanked quite soundly over them. From Real Life Spanking
What more could one ask for at Christmas then Amelia Jane Rutherford wrapped up in golden paper just waiting for you beneath the tree for a spanking. Santa has indeed overdone himself in this one, though I question how exactly he got her in the slegh in that outfit without her freezing to death. In any case please enjoy this Christmas Morning Spanking from Sound Punishments. On an added note great hand print on her bottom on the third picture. In a perfect world all girls attending school would be required to wear a school uniform involving plaid and a short skirt. This would be further enhanced by all women having to attend said school until age 40. From Real Spanking Institute. hmm, leotards. Rather Interesting if you ask Yours Truly. It would seem that the Leotard was designed by a spanko. Its thin, Form fitting, and really shows off the bottom that one is about to spank without having to pull down the pants. It seems that Madison Martin would rather practice her dancing then do her assignments. Harmony decides that she would indeed do something about this and shows her how little protection that leotard affords her supple booty. From My Spanking Roommate Morgan Mae’s Hair clashes with both her outfit and her panties. A fashion train wreck if there were any. But fortunately for us Dear Reader, Our Dave Pierson on Punished Brats decides to make her bottom more of a shade of poor Morgan’s Hair matching much better then her bright yellow panties. Jasmine who is sporting a brunette hair color this week makes one wonder if she is indeed not a natural blonde! Personally I find this irrelevant since I find her actually more attractive with the dark hair. Sporting the quintessential English School Uniform one cannot help but be enamored once the spanking begins. This is indeed an odd spanking Dear Reader. You see her spanker demands that she make him coffee. But somehow I have always been lead to believe that the English reject all means of hot beverage for Tea. In fact it seems that their whole day revolves around when and where one drinks tea! So when does one decide to drink the lowly coffee mainstay of us Americans. From Spanked Schoolgirl or The 14 Spanking Site Special In the past I have been a bit critical of the zeal with which Chelsea Pfeiffer Spanks. You may or may not have agreed with those sentiments Dear Reader. But in the event that you did you will surely change your mind after you see what our Dear Chelsea does to Sarah Gregory unblemished behind (well at least until before she gets a spanking). From Good Spanking The One thing that drives me absolutely insane in this world Dear Reader are stupid people. I mention this because as I am staring at this unbelievable caning that our young Kami gets I cannot help to think back to her interview where she mentions that her old boyfriend was not all that keen on spanking her. If on the off chance he reads The Spanking Spot I ask him only one question. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND! Lets see, You have a incredibly cute girl with a great body who wants you to spank her and YOU DONT WANT TO! Honestly Dear Reader my outrage could not be expressed with bolds and capitals unless you think of my shouting like the late great Sam Kinison. From English Spankers. It never ceases to amaze me now little Amy Hunter is until you see her with a average or taller person. I mean the girl is tiny. If it wasn’t for that very spankable rear that she has I would indeed be afraid that I would break her should I spank her too hard. Luckily our Amy has more then ample padding to take a spanking from the best of them. ah but Your Humble Narrator has been practicing his spanking swing which she will inevitably regret should she ever find herself over Yours Trulys knee. From Spanking at Home. And finally for tonight two Japanese Women with nice white panties spread the Christmas Cheer. They are of course less subtle than us Americans when they recieve a unappreciated gift. Normally one would simply return it or stash it in some dark an unvisited space until next Christmas only to be re-gifted to another poor soul but Japanese women choose to express their displeasure more overtly. From Hand-Spanking. Brushstrokes
I guess your pleas to you your congress people did no good Dear Reader. As you undoubtedly already know I have run The Spanking Spot into the ground due to our difficult economy. You see although this is called The Spanking Spot, I actually only show 2 pictures of spanking while my Japanese competitors have the gall to offer their customers 100’s of them. This is simply not fair Dear Reader! So as I stated last week Your Humble Narrator is seeking 2 measly billion dollars of the 700 billion that King George and friends are busy throwing at other millionaires, but congress was quite perturbed about me showing up in my private jet with a gold plated buttocks stamped on the site. The nerve! So Dear Reader congress actually wants a plan on how I will turn the Spanking Spot around after I warned them there would be “Dire” consequences should The Spanking Spot Fail. So today I submitted to them my plan where I will show 3 pictures of spanking to counter my competitors unfair practices of showing you 100’s. In addition I will only take $1 per year in salary. While it might seem that Your Humble Narrator is in for some tough times I am sure by “retention” bonus will be in the 8 figures since god help us if the people who ran The Spanking Spot into the ground actually left the company! Sarcasm Dear Reader sometimes is sweet. But enough with this weeks depressing news that we will all be on soup lines singing “Its a Hard Knock Life”. Its time to start the Spankings of the Week! The concept of Emo has been explained to your Humble Narrator before Dear Reader. But from the description it sounds like what we used to call “Goth” back in the day. Skin that has never seen the sun, really bad makeup, odd haircuts and always listening to someone whining on the radio about how something in life is indeed not fair. If this indeed is the definition of an Emo yes I agree Dear Reader they can be annoying, though there is always one or two downtrodden perpetually suicidal Goth girls that were rather hot and incidentally in need of a spanking. Well Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian scoured the Netherlands and has found one of these girls. And while perhaps we should round up all the Emo’s out there and force feed them Prozac perhaps a bit of a spanking would do the trick. Besides how can one unhappy while not getting a spanking compared to when they are? From Real Life Spanking Well its simply not fair that Ashley Edmonds gets a spanking but Sarah Gregory does not. What good is the girl next door in her underwear and having a pillow fight if a spanking was not about to occur! Thankfully Clare Fonda does not disappoint on Spanked Sweeties. After Ashley’s turn last week its time to turn Sarah’s bottom the color of Rudolph’s nose (just for a reference for this holiday season). From Spanked Sweeties Its kind of a shame that this shoot is 2 years old since if Your Humble Narrator had thought it was a newer shot I would be raving about how this could win Best F/f Spanking of the Year! But alas this is not to be. That is not to say Dear Reader that this is not “new” material in the sense that none of us have seen it before. But to get back to what I was saying. This has almost all the elements of a perfect unique F/f spanking. First it lacks Males! which is very very important for a Female Female scene. Second it features a hot girl in a cheerleader uniform and I ask you Dear Reader who doesn’t deserve a spanking more then Cheerleaders? Finally we have a girl of color getting the snot spanked out of her which is rather rare in our little hobby. I think you will enjoy this Dear Reader. From Real Spankings or Real Spanking Pass It looks like Mazie whom made her debut a month or so on Sound Punishments liked her bottom smacking. I say this because this week she takes a trip to English Spankers to get her bottom beaten again for not wearing short shorts that fit her. I mean people those suckers need to be tight! So its apparent that Mazie likes a little wiggle room in her clothes. Well on this update she will be doing lots of wiggling, just not in her clothes. From English Spankers. We really need to lock Amelia away for a couple of weeks. Put her in a Spanking Detox or something. You know the place Dear Reader where there are mandatory ice baths for one bottom, A strict prohibition against lying over another’s lap and a ban on any hard surface moving at high velocities from the waist down From Sound Punishments Now a couple of weeks ago our Dear Kailee got her ass beat by the lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer. Unlike many of the other girls Kailee is not about to just sit there and take it! Not many people know this but Chelsea like all superhero’s has a weakness. It is not Kryptonite, Black cats or even Garlic! No Dear Reader it is a little known fact she is a bit top heavy (you can guess why?) and those that can exploit her weakness can be assured that she will be over your knee and unable to get up until you are finished with her buttocks. Now Chelsea has one last defense, which are blindingly white underwear. But somehow Kailee resists the highly focused radiation to her retina’s protected by a kind of heat sink caused by her spanked bum. From Good Spanking. Teen Jessica, Probably one of the first models I had ever seen get a spanking and made Your Humble Narrator’s Jaw Drop and an oh so slight bit of drool dribble down the creases of my chin. Ah the memories. But as loyal Reader SpankFun has pointed out with his Encyclopedic knowledge of the spanking world. She is indeed sadly retired. But we can all enjoy the wonderful curves that makes up Teen Jess’s ass that just begs to be spanked. From Spanking Teen Jessica or Real Spanking Pass Happy Happy! Joy Joy! Dear Readers! Spanking Bare Butts has my new favorite Spanking Couple back to treat us to the very attractive Ember getting a bare bottom beating at the hands of her significant other. While we can only wonder the reason for the spanking if my significant other traipse around the house in that outfit (or lack there of) rest assured she would not be able to sit down. Damn! David Pierson must be having a bad day! He has this girl tightly in his clutches smacking the crap out of her bottom. Note to the brats out there, don’t get on his bad side. Oh one other thing, My hats off to whomever was taking the stills for this movie. Absolutely excellent! From Punished Brats And finally for tonight my unfair competitors. You see they have Japanese Girls who like to spank each other. Where as here in the US we of course do not. Thus because the world wants Japanese girl spankings I think the US government should loan The Spanking Spot the 2 billion we need for whatever reason Yours Truly comes up with and make the taxpayers pay. On a serious note this a nice Japanese Spanking from Handspanking.com Brushstrokes
Thanks to all Dear Readers who commented on my political spanking rant. Both conservative and liberals are more than welcome. Why might you ask Dear Reader. Because there is one thing that binds us all and that is our interest in the spanking of naughty girls rears. Fear Not! however you will not offend your Humble Narrator and I will approve all non-spam posts. For while we may differ in political opinion I am a firm believer of allowing anyone who wants to have their say. But of course Dear Reader I know you don’t come here from my political commentary. You come here to escape the world and look at some damn fine spankings. So forget that we are all quite poor after the financial system decided to crumble this week. But cheer up wealth is all relative! Just set aside some dollars to enjoy your spanking interest and support the fine people who give us this amazing material Dear Reader. But please do it responsibly. Ok without further ado. Off to The Spanking Updates of the Week! This is 21 year old Alice. Aside from aspiring to be the hottest librarian in Hungary she has a dream to be spanked on camera by Mood Pictures. As you are probably well aware by now that means first getting “tried out” on their spanking site Mood Castings . Now interestingly enough our soon to have a painful bottom Alice came all the way to from the good old US of A to get Spanked my Mood. While she practices Marital arts not even that could prepare her for the what the cane had in store for her. My Dear Clare is finishing up her epic 2008 movie Exclusive Education 3 over at Girl Spanks Girl. We finally have the bratty Kay Richards and Sinn Sage’s turn to put their naughty bottoms over Clare and Lana’s knee. Incidentally Kay Richards has totally blown off my interview request. I can only hope that the next time Clare sees her she spanks her with a little more gusto than she is used to. Since I am newly single Dear Reader I have been thinking about places in the world I would like to live (or at least visit). Amsterdam is indeed one of the top ones on my list. I mean when was the last time a girl has called you up to state that she was naughty and needed a spanking. This happens to our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian almost every day! The poor bastard even had to go on vacation just to get away from women demanding he spank them. The horror! Well to come to think of it, they also have really good pot! From Real Life Spanking Poor Sarah, Where ever she goes people insist on spanking her pretty little ass. But I guess that’s to be expected when you look like the innocent girl next door you grew up with and always wanted to spank. While she was on her west coast excursion she had the opportunity to meet up with the beautiful Chelsea Pfeiffer. Lo and Behold, she offended poor Chelsea! What is a girl to do to make her house guest respect her. Yes you got it. A spanking. (Umm, not to point this out, but I noticed that she skipped Dallas while she was out there. I guess her bottom has some self preservation) From Good Spanking. Sara Bergman has irked the venerable General on HD Spank. Now I have indeed seen this before Dear Reader, but if your a nut for film quality like Your Humble Narrator then it is indeed well worth watching again. Unfortunately for Sara it appears that spankings are considerably more painful in High Definition. Well once the panties come off our Chinese Spankee Helen Lei things get a bit more interesting an incidentally makes Ms Lei quite unhappy. But that is to be expected Dear Reader since women who deserve a good hard bare bottom spanking rarely are happy about it although they might enjoy it. Holly does a pretty good job in spanking this one for complaining about her cheerleading roommate. From Punished Brats I’ll tell you a story Dear Reader. When I was young I couldn’t spell to save Yours Truly’s life. While you might notice now and then this is true even today. But as a young impressionably Brushstrokes was being yelled at by his mother for his inability to spell I uttered a prophecy Dear Reader. I said one day someone will invent a machine to spell for you, and this is indeed why you read my words today. The ravishing redhead Justine is apparently like Your Humble Narrator and is not too keen on spelling. Rather then relying on spell check as I do, her master decides he will spank the spelling into her. From Spanked at home We now have Christina in all her bare bottom glory getting a spanking from her roommate for well…… Does it matter the reason? From Spank Christina or VIP Spanking Lauren Langley, the buxom brunette model from the UK has irritated her host once again. what else to do with this 50’s era pinup girl? Yes English Spankers must be reading our minds since the skirt comes up, the panties come off and a bare bottom spanking is applied with a nice firm leather paddle. I know alot of models aren’t to thrilled to get their hair pulled and spanked. Now I am not sure about you Dear Reader but quite honestly I kind of like it. Its also quite useful for keeping control of the struggling girl before you. And finally for today, while we watch our wealth melt away in the black hole that is Wall Street, (hey its time for reality). we have a great Japanese girl spanking. Now we have a Japanese girl, and a jean jumper. Couple this with a bare bottom spanking you might have the perfect F/f spanking! Now I know many people have asked the owner of this site to start a Japanese M/f site. While I disagree vehemently with him, I must respect his dedication to his vision. I do hope Dear Reader that one day we will have a good M/f spanking site in Japan. From Handspanking.com Brushstrokes Technorati Tags: Spanking Updates of the Week,Spanking Pictures
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