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We start off with a very special spanking on this fine Friday morning. Dallas The Man with the Iron hand meets Amelia The Girl with the Perfect Ass. Now mind you Dear Reader, That Amelia Jane Rutherford came to visit Dallas once before early in her now famous career. But I think she learned her lesson with our Dear Dallas the first time he spanked her. Since she was in the states trying out for a cheerleading position this time. One of Dallas’s friends gave him the lowdown on how she was behaving so he decided to visit her at her audition. With some creative use of the cane and of course his punishing OTK hand spanking. Amelia is less than pleased. The other thing to mention, I know she is acting fearful in many of these scenes. But when she goes over his knee she looks honestly afraid of what is going to befall her bottom. I guess she remembers how much Dallas’s Spankings hurt. On another note, do we really need a Spanking Of the Week post this week? It simply doesn’t get better than this From Dallas Spanks Hard. We have the first of the new gals out on Firm Hand Spanking! Alison Miller the attractive and mouthy redhead is here for her very first spanking. Alison’s response to getting spanked? “I wasn’t sure what to expect,” admits Alison. “Who knew a spanking could sting that much! Ouch!” . The “Rock” panties are a nice touch. They make a good target. Perhaps I spoke too soon on The Spanking of the Week. The Spanker while not my preference sex wise does a DAMN good job at giving our Poor Alison her first spanking. I applaud thee, she even manages to make Alison’s bottom the same color as her hair! I am a little early for our beloved Spanking Server update this week. So with keeping with our cheerleading theme This is their latest picture update with Karl showing us he indeed knows how to spank a bottom soundly OTK. The odd thing is I wasn’t even aware they had Cheerleaders in Europe! This week is apparently turning out to be a week of Male spanking Female cornucopia, much to the probable delight of my long time Dear Reader Dan N. These are two unknowns from Bad Tushy. You know Bad Tushy runs some hardcore sites where alot of these models end up cross filming. So I would be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that these are primarily Adult models that agreed to get spanked. Now normally (if this is even true) I would say this is a bad thing since those new to this hobby of ours tend to run away when spanked quite hard. No such thing here Dear Reader. Unless that leather paddle is made out of foam this girl gets one hell of a spanking. I am convinced our friends across the pond are trying confuse your poor Humble Narrator. between a Dutch girl getting spanked by the name of Irelynn and Pandora with her multiple boyfriends I have become quite befuddled Dear Reader. But at least we all know that Amy Hunter’s cooking is somewhat lacking. (she is from the UK after all). So her time in the kitchen tends to be limited. Since her significant other now has a whole other room that has become completely useless he might as well us it to spank poor Amy in. From Northern Spanking Institute Clare Fonda and Dallas must be Neighbors. If they are not, they should be since it would be unlikely for either of them to irritate the other with loud smacks and yelping girls. Now I already know they are located in the same general area since when a model wants to make the west coast spanking tour they visit one and then the other. As a result these two tend to release the same girl at the same time. Now Dallas, Clare. There is this thing called email. If you email each other the dates your going to publish the same girl perhaps you can stagger it a week or two. Don’t get me wrong I love Ms Rutherford, but she is ending up in every other post and I simply can’t help myself from posting her yet again! From Girl Spanks Girl Now this is what I’m talking about! Get Tom up, pop the man with stimulants and anti-depressants and get him back to work! Naughty girls 24 hours a day can’t be all that bad. Beverly Bacci and Abigail Whittaker draw poor Tom’s wrath and Beverly is put over his knee. From Girls Boarding School. Our “It” girl is back this week on Bars and Stripes. After her handspanking she is probably more than sick of being “IT” and wish someone would come and take “IT” . But alas Dear Reader no one would take “IT” and after being spanked by yet another “IT” it will be quite hard to “SIT” I believe our Dear Clare Fonda has invented a new party game Dear Readers! Its called Spanking Twister! From My Spanking Roommate Mistress Bliss, Yet another very attractive southern girl that Spanking Bare Butts has brought in to spank the perpetually naughty Bryanna. Lets hope in addition to Bryanna’s spanking Ms Bliss gets one of her own. And finally for tonight Dear Reader a ode to Butt plugs. Butt Plugs are quite useful during a spanking. First it gives one a target to spank around (you don’t want to smack that thing in deeper do you?). Second if inserted properly it almost stun’s a girl for a few minutes allowing you more time to start the spanking off properly. Clare takes care of this for us on Spanked Call Girls. Brushstrokes
Lets see Dear Readers. What have we for you today. Now I did mention that I was trying to quit smoking yesterday. But Fear Not Dear Reader, Your Humble narrator has not quite reached his quit date. Thus this will not be a dissertation on why Nicotine is indeed the best thing that man has ever come across. But Today is Friday. and it is indeed time for the Spanking Updates of the Week! I can honestly say that Your Humble Narrator have been yelling at poor Clare Fonda to get this next update up. This is Krissy Capri, Yes she is petite, Yes she is probably in need of a good sandwich. This of course means that Yours Truly is instantly smitten with this girl who gets her first spanking ever. From Spanked Sweeties The always defiant and a pouty face that could kill our lovely Samantha Woodley gets hers. As you might recall Michaela and she were to open a nightclub for their boss. Instead they had a private party. Now normally you would just fire such wayward employee’s but spanking them is just way more fun. Nice boots by the way! From Firm Hand Spanking Whitney got a cool new shirt. ironically it has THE HUN.com emblazoned all over it. Her teacher (played by the wonderful Ms Law) interested in internet marketing decides to look up the site. Now for any of you out there that have perused internet porn in the past The Hun probably needs no explanation. Its one of the biggest Porn TGP directory sites out there. Shocked what her student was inadvertently advertising in school. Ms Law decides to teach poor Whitney a lesson about checking out the company before you become a walking billboard. From Bad Tushy Now what have we here Dear Reader, Yet another lovely girl on Northern Spanking I apparently missed. And in one of your humble narrator’s favorite outfits. Jeans. Well Dear Reader it doesn’t take long for the Jeans to come off and giving poor Ingrid Bose a Bare Ass Spanking. Now to get back to the update in question Dear Reader. It is never a good idea to get a spanking for your disagreement on how to cook a chicken. There are more important things to spank about. Elizabeth Simpson gets a trip back to school on Spank My Bottom (Via Spankpass). The great thing about this video is that she still looks damn good in a school uniform. When it comes to butt naked girls, there is nothing like a girl in her Birthday suit lying in bed waiting for a gentleman to spank her already bare bottom. Now our Dear Tom lives with almost constant temptation at Girls Boarding School. But as we have come to expect when a punishment is needed. Tom stays focused on the task at hand and saves his fantasies for later. Oddly I have never gotten being “IT”. Perhaps that is because Dear Reader that Your Humble Narrator has indeed never been “IT” unless you count playing tag rather pathetically. In fact Dear Readers I usually only refer to people as “IT” after one of my friends insists on showing me his new born to which I ask respectably “What is it?” Well Rachel, ironically an inmate at our favorite Women’s correctional center at Bars and Stripes is quite the “IT” girl. Needless to say the warden doesn’t take to kindly to this and decides to spank the “IT” our of her I think I have said this before but Your Humble Narrator tends not to go for the Lesbian scenes. Though for some reason I love saying the work LESBIAN! But I digress. For those who enjoy LESBIANS SPANKING! each other with this update I think I can see where your interest comes from. Now of course I have gotten started thus I will probably be shouting LESBIANS! at random intervals for the next week. From Spank Sinn The girl with the Amazing eyes is back on Spanking Bare Butts. In probably one of the most amazing outfits I have ever had the pleasure laying eyes on. Now this time instead of putting poor Bryanna over her knee the tables are delightfully turned. Jeez that girls eyes are stunning! Now Dear Readers, I wonder. After you give your gal a good hard bare bottom spanking. Do you “make up” and give her a bit hug to reassure her after her punishment. Well My Favorite Firecrotch, Amber apparently needs this reassurance even with her bottom on fire. From Spank Amber Girls have a tendency to lollygag. To my married readers, How many times have you been ready to go for 3 hours while your lovely wife decides she needs to clean the house and dye her hair as you sit in the car with the engine running and perhaps a small group of whining children. Yes Dear Reader, If you want to be on time please do not include a female (with no offence to my Female Reader of course) . These girls from SpankCamp have once again spent way too much time blow-drying their hair and gossiping when they could have joined the camp activities. Your Humble Narrator has a “thing” for overalls. Ask me not why since I really don’t understand it myself. Actually I am desperately trying to get my girlfriend to don her pair but to no avail. But in the interest of somewhat unique “interests” when it comes to the female form if your out there, leave a comment please! or just email me. If there are any of those who share my interest well here is one from the retro spanking site, Good Spanking Classics.
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I am sure Dear Reader, like Your Humble Narrator you are quite exhausted this week from watching your future swirl around the drain that we call the stock market. Now obviously I wish not to remind you that the house of cards which we were bamboozled into buying into is falling down around us. Interestingly no one seems to know why. But that is besides the point. I have a solution Dear Reader! We should start trading futures on spanked bottoms. Why might you ask? Well first of all there would be no complicated derivatives (how could you section off part of a bottom. “I want the crack!”, “I want the left cheek” etc). Second of all you would know exactly how to value a well spanked ass by the color it turns.; To keep it all honest, We would have a auditor inspect each and every trading rear (I humbly volunteer Dear Reader if only to put transparency in the system) for signs of wear and tear and to hedge against the possibility the bottom would fall off thus making it worthless. The advantage of this spanking trading model is that it is highly unlikely that all the models bottoms would fall off all at once thus causing a crash. Plus as a further measure we could demand to see the models financials to look for any indication of a large purchase of duct tape. I will have to say it would make trading alot more interesting on the floor of the exchange. Now Dear Reader off to The Spanking Updates of the Week! Well the head of Leman Brothers got punched in the face by one of his (former) employee’s the day the company went Bankrupt. While a understandable sentiment I wonder if a spanking would suffice for some of the female CEO’s of recently failed companies. There are none! And I would never torture poor Karl with someone of the same sex to spank (Besides these are some of the homeliest bunch of CEO’s I have ever seen). Karl instead (quite enjoyably might I add) instead deals justice on 7 beautiful naughty girls. The girl in the OTK must be new since Karl uncharacteristically goes soft on her bare bottom. But Kelly in the schoolgirl uniform gets no such break. From Spanking Server. Oh how I missed Mood Castings the past 2 weeks. But they have indeed returned Dear Reader to offer us yet another lovely lady who wants to try out for Mood’s wonderful Movies on Mood Pictures. This is 21 Year old Sophie who has indeed been spanked before by a boyfriend. She comes to Mood though a Agent (They have spanking agents?) and she wishes to challenge herself. This Dear Readers has got to be one of the hardest caning’s I have ever seen. Poor Sophie is in tears by the 7th stroke, but somehow she gets though all 50. The welts to tell you the truth was a little even to much for me, ruining Mood’s casting couch when she sits down upon it. Last week I was saying it was somewhat odd that Kay Richards had the power and strength to spank the much bigger Alyssa Dior. Well things this week Dear Reader, are how they should be. While I am pretty confident I could restrain the naked Kay, if in the unlikely event that Alyssa shows up at my doorstep wearing that outfit, I just might be brave enough to try to take her over my knee. The black eye’s that would inevitably result would be well worth it. From Girl Spanks Girl Firm Hand Spanking has the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford in just about every model’s dreaded spanking (at least all the ones I’ve talked to) position ever! The Diaper Position! To make matters worse she gets it with a thick and rather rugged razors strap. Also on a side note Firm Hand (as a testament on how much they are in to spanking) also has the full movie of those students down south who got paddled by the Principle. Nice touch. I have to find out where Bad Tushy films. I respect any place in the world that can find hot girls who take a spanking and say “Fuckin” at least 100 times per clip. The only people I have ever known who can do that are from Jersey or Minneapolis. I mean it is really quite impressive to be able to write a script and fit that many “Fuckin”’s in a 4 minute clip while spanking a struggling girl! Quite a gift indeed Dear Reader. I declare this the winner of Spanking while saying “Fuckin” as many times as humanly possible spanking clip of the week! The moral of this story for my Lady Readers is . Don’t spank another female undeservingly. Particularly when there is a rather large man in the house to give you the same treatment. From Spanking Online (Or via Spankpass) Ok this is SO not right! Leia Ann Woods is mine! Mine I tell you!. Now this guy not only has the opportunity to spank the women of my dreams but she poses with him too! An Outrage I tell you Dear Reader! I am indeed going to have to have a word with Lucy and Paul to keep that creature away from men! Now please excuse me while Your Humble Narrator goes and weeps himself to sleep. From Northern Spanking Bryanna’s Husband is a semi lucky man. While he has a hot southern naughty wife that needs a good spanking now and then. His wife invites all of these very hot girls over to his house to spank her yet the poor man never gets to spank any of these ladies. What is indeed good for the goose is for the gander Dear Reader. Who says Bryanna lets her husband spank some of these women. Particularly this girl with some of the most beautiful and stunning eyes I have ever seen. From Spanking Bare Butts You know, I have known the Precious Adele Haze since Your Humble Narrator started The Spanking Spot. And in the two years I have known her I have never noticed that she has (or had) braces. Now as a Native of the UK I know they are mandatory unless your the heir to the throne or Tony Blair. But how odd Dear Reader since while dating a vanilla girl with braces invites all sorts of cataclysmic possibilities to the average male. Spanking however does not! And of course it kind of adds to the fantasy of a schoolgirl. But Adel the schoolgirl has graduated into a life of crime. I just wonder why she reports to prison in a ballerina Dress. From Bars and Stripes Writing lines was never a big punishment in the States. Most of us were wondering what Harry Potter was doing when the teacher told him to write “lines” with her magic pen. In the area where Your Humble Narrator grew up we didn’t even have detention which may explain my complete distaste for authority and republicans. Pretty much the only tools at the schools disposal was a note sent home (which was quickly intercepted) and in and out suspension (you get to sit in a room and entertain yourself or if your lucky stay at home). My Southern Brethren were not so lucky I am sure they would have killed to be punished by the magic pen, as the strap and paddle were used quite liberally. Well our Dear all suffering Tom shows us how to combine the two on Girls Boarding School. On Chelsea Pfeiffer’s New Site we get a new update! Sinn from Spank Sinn is indeed spanked. The title is called Spanked and Fucked. Our Dear Chelsea has indeed promised us there will indeed be an appendage at some point. For now just enjoy the spanking. Ah the girl known as Stanton. The spankee with a sort of chipmunky sort of cuteness to her. In the true High Definition Spanking Clip called Need it Hard, she goes both over the knee and takes the cane for her transgressions and looking so as cute as a small woodland animal. From HD Spank. Your Humble Narrator used to go to a shrink (yea big surprise). One day I asked the shrink what happens to the money I give him for listening to my pathetic problems and offering even more pathetic solutions. He responded that he feeds his family, pays for his hour etc. After thinking about this a little bit, I canceled all the appointments, and used the money I used to give him on a weekly basis to learn how to fly. Veronica Ford is not so lucky for after figuring this tidbit on knowledge Sharon Cane spanks her into submission. From Good Spanking Classics. Brushstrokes
I am sorry Dear Reader that I am late with this post, However I was compelled by my liberal commie pinko wine sipping nature to watch the presidential debates. If you could not or chose not to Dear Reader you didn’t miss much. Personally I would have found it considerably more interesting if John McCain were to chase Obama off the stage with his cane shouting to get off his lawn, while Barack kept calling him a cracker. Perhaps Sarah could have joined in parading a disembodied Moose Head while Biden gives a 43 minute speech on the randomness of the movement of dust bunnies and assuring the American People that Obama indeed smells nice and bathes regularly. But due to my political junkieness I must indeed work well into the night to bring you The Spanking Updates of the Week! Our hero Karl has a tough job. Wake up in the morning, build some interesting devices to put naked bare bottomed women in quite uncomfortable positions and then after a long morning, Spank them. Your Humble Narrator wonders Dear Reader how this human spanking machine actually relaxes. Perhaps he enjoys a good Mai Tai on the beach while cradling and whispering sweet nothings to his favorite paddle. Or perhaps he spends his precious leisure time painting still life pictures of fruit. When one has the daily responsibilities of our Dear Karl he must have an outlet from his busy schedule with Spanking Server. I don ‘t think you will disagree Dear Reader, and not to detract from any other spanking model’s loveliness. But Amelia Jane Rutherford is simply a goddess. The unfortunate ramification is that goddess are not supposed to be spanked. They are after all goddesses. But fortunately for us Ameilia decided to trade in her ethereal body for a physical one. A decision her perfect bottom is probably regretting ever since. From Firm Hand Spanking For a woman who has never been in the Adult Industry (other then spanking of course) Chelsea Pfeiffer really has quite a few contacts in the industry. More importantly she is an expert convincing said adult models who are used to the considerably more pleasurable onscreen experience of sex to try a rather than a particularly painful experience of spanking. This is Shayne Ryder a 23 year old with a budding career in the adult industry. Appearing on Naughty America. She makes her debut in our beloved spanking world over the knee of Chelsea Pfeiffer on Good Spanking. I hope she uses some of those spanking implements to wipe that smile off her face. I often deal with consultants. My Consultants usually consist of dealing with law researchers whom seem only to change their clothes after they have managed to find just about any arcane questions I might have about any given topic. There indeed have to be more enjoyable consultants in other industries for never have I had a beautiful consultant as Sasha Harvey prance in and demand I spank her supple and shapely bottom. From Northern Spanking Xerotics really need to come up with some different names for the girls they spank. They have like 3 Jasmine’s a couple of Jodie’s and like 18 Sue’s. This is Dark-haired Jasmine not to be confused with blonde Jasmine. A very attractive brunette who looks quite strikingly like a young Madeline Stowe. (Whom I always though should definitely get a spanking). Despite the name confusion she gets a rather nice naked spanking that a spanko could not help themselves but love. From Spanking Online (or via SpankPass). Getting jailed in a small town basically sucks. Until they decide to wake up the 99 year old senile judge to set bail for whatever petty offence you committed you are pretty much at the mercy of whatever hillbilly with a badge arrested you. Now usually these sorts of things end badly but for simple offences committed by attractive girls I suppose a caning is an attractive option rather spending the night in jail and bringing the judge a can of Metamucil. Form Bad Tushy I would have to imagine that the ultimate horror for a tardy 18 year old arriving home late from clubbing is to be spanked in full view of her spankee’s friends and neighbors. Particularly when you are as attractive as this young one that disobeys her curfew her uncle set for her. From Spanking Vids. Ah the classic Birthday Spanking. A Favorite time in a Spanko’s life. The Only time where a Spanko can Spank (or get spanked) without revealing his or her deepest desires to the general public. I wonder how many of us first realized our passion during a birthday spanking (either giving or receiving). Well today is Bryanna’s birthday on Spanking Bare Butts. and since her significant other is not home to deliver her birthday present. her friend takes care of that for him with a rather large wooden paddle. Carolyn Reese is in a position that she is not used to. The role of Sinn’s Spanker on Spank Sinn. She doesn’t do too bad of job if you asked me in this updated entitled Spanked and Fucked. The title is a bit of a misnomer since there indeed no fucking going on yet plenty of spanking. What could The Spanking Updates of the Week be without a good spanking of a schoolgirl. In this particular case we have a good bare bottom caning. I am still amazed despite the cane’s impact on her bare ass she still manages to keep her hat securely fixed to her head. From Spanking Mags Once upon the time women donned skimpy satin bikini’s and tried not to get an ass spanking. In the event that men were not around to spank their less than well protected bottom, the instinct to spank said rear kicked in to those of the same sex. This of course made for some of my favorite spankings of the early 90’s. From Good Spanking Classics. Brushstrokes
Before I start the rest of The Spanking Updates of the Week. As we all know, my loyal Dear Readers on the Texas Gulf are in for a wild night. Dear Readers from Houston it looks like Ike thinks your Tina Turner since its heading right for you. Assuming my fine Texans you still have power, Internet connection and are safely on land rather floating out into the gulf. What better way to ride this storm than some fine spanking for you to peruse as the wind howls around you. I do wish there was more I can do Dear Reader but hurricane smashing really isn’t my core ability. So the best Your Humble Narrator can do is wish you the best of luck and provide you with some Spanking Entertainment while you ride out the storm. So this is for you Dear Readers in Texas Gulf area. The Spanking Updates of the Week! Now Your Humble Narrator has a cold so my famous verbosity might be somewhat limited tonight. Of course as soon as children return to school in the New England disease spreads like wildfire as thousands of runny noses get wiped upon each other and sit and wait for some unsuspecting adult to tough these cute rats and infect them. But no amount of impermeable nasal passages will keep me from talking about our beloved Karl. As good as spanker as he is, and the image of the European tough guy. I would be willing to bet he is the biggest baby when it comes to getting sick. “No I cannot spank the woman’s rears today. I am sick” he cries with a hot water bottle on his head and a thermometer in his mouth. Luckily I am a continent away so I won’t have to worry about him showing up at my door and “nursing me back to health” for my good natured comments From Spanking Server. Apparently the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford is quite the whiner. Now in the unlikely event a female Dear Reader ever decides she wants a spanking from Your Humble Narrator. A surefire way to get it is to start to whine. The tone of voice grates upon my nerves like a wire scrub brush on sunburned skin. As Amelia finds out on Firm Hand Spanking when it comes to whining even her stunning beauty can’t save her from a Old Fashion over the knee spanking. Dear Reader I am sorely disappointed since my muse Leia Ann Woods was apparently at the Shadowlane Party and I indeed was not. I ask you Dear Reader What better way could you ask to meet your beautiful plaid dressed muse then at a spanking party? Well for the next year I will simply have to be content with pictures and movies. From Northern Spanking You might disagree Dear Reader but Yours Truly has always had a thing for spanking Tomboy’s. I often wondered about this, and Your Humble Narrator has come to the conclusion that it is caused by a number of things. First. Tomboy’s are by definition not exactly subservient so the spanking would be that much more humiliating. Second its unlikely said tomboy would have ever been spanked in her adult life. And third. well it damn fun! This is Sara Faye making her debut on Spanked Sweeties. Personally Your Humble Narrator thinks going to a “Life Coach” is simply an admission that you need to move back into your parents house and listen to your mother. Then again should a life coach employ the techniques that Chelsea Pfeiffer uses on wayward January Seraph (great name by the way). I might seriously consider a career change (and it would probably be much more effective). From Good Spanking Jodie Carnell once again gets a good English Spanking on the Xerotics suite of sites from SpankPass. This is a great domestic scene with over the jean spanking which is always welcome and of course once the jeans come off on the bare bottom. My right wing Christian friends might be slightly disappointed in me saying this but the title of this spanking clip from Spanking Bare Butts is Home Schooled which is in the opinion of your Humble Narrator probably the worst thing one can do to your spawn. All too often Dear Reader we forget that school and education is about the dissemination and debate of new idea’s. Our entire civilization is based upon it. Where would we be if we only were taught what our parents knew? (hell I might be a moderate republican instead of the left wing loon I am!). The whole point of this Dear Reader is that ignorance breeds ignorance. If the logic of your world view cannot stand up to the logic of what your children learn. Than logically one must conclude your world view isn’t very good to begin with. Now as much as I enjoy seeing the sweet innocent Bryanna getting spanked by her mother for her failure at a subject. The fact her mother is homeschooling her suggests that she indeed is not the one that needs a spanking. Speaking of logical conclusions. when an inmate at a Women’s prison attacks a very lucky guard in front of another inmate then it is indeed time to discipline her. As Sarah Collins learns Spanking abhors a vacuum. Particularly in front of your cellmate. From Bars and Stripes This is an oldie but goodie. I actually wonder from what I have heard how many girls down a few drinks during a shoot to dull the painful punishment to their bottoms. Well, while naughty I guess its more than understandable. From Punished Girls. (or via VIP Spanking Pass) oh, I Love that hair-band. Madison Martin gives her sore bottom a well deserved vacation while she tops Harmony and makes sure her butt needs a vacation. This indeed is an insurance issue which while I enjoy seeing Harmony spanked for any reason, you gotta admit insurance is probably one of the most pain in the ass things to deal with. From My Spanking Roommate Now I doubt that any of us growing up in the 60’s and 70’s would deny that they either really wanted to spank Barbara Eden from I dream of Jeanne or Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched. Well this Blast from the Past will please the fan’s of the former. From Good Spanking Classics
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