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Welcome back Dear Reader from I hope a fine weekend. We of course had our unofficial holiday in the states last night with the final football game of the season which most men were too glued to the television to spank their significant other unless she really got in the way of the television.
For those of you outside the states, this national holiday is a curious one. We get together to watch rather large men try to push each other out of the way while throwing an oblong ball to a guy who will inevitably get hit by a bigger guy and fall down. All the time we eat crap, drink beer and attempt to ignore our whining significant other who will need a spanking by half time.
But Oddly enough Dear Reader, Your Humble narrator did not watch the game. I went to see blue people on another planet live in a tree! Now abhorring crowds the last movie I saw in the theater was the last Matrix movie so indeed I was a bit behind the times.
The first thing I noticed is they apparently want you to buy the movie instead of simply watching it. For 6 people it cost $75 (including children) before the popcorn was purchased. Second I was quite impressed with 3d at first but it does indeed wear thin after a while. And while I was disappointed that no blue people got spanked in their tree I did enjoy the movie.
But enough of my weekend Dear Reader, it is of course Monday which means we have a whole week ahead of us. So let us see what our other hard working spanko’s have indeed written about.
Sarah Silverman is Naughty 
Spanking Implement
Brushstrokes
Well Dear Reader my second favorite football team from by beloved city has vanquished all comers to make it to the final playoffs this season. They are indeed a Cinderella team if I have ever seen one much to the chagrin of my Dear Readers in San Diego. Now that being said I do believe those of you from Indi will be able to do some ribbing of Your Humble Narrator next Monday but then again I more or less expected such after each of the playoff games so who knows!
Now I know many of you do not follow the game of Football and that is indeed ok, for I submit to you that the game would be considerably more interesting if there was spanking involved. Now attempting to spank a 260 pound linebacker is probably as unpleasant as it is dangerous. But why not have the winning team spank the loosing team’s cheerleaders! Preferably the number of swats being determined by the number of points lost by. Indeed the Dallas cheerleaders would be quite sore bottomed until the start of next season!
But let us go on today and see what our hard working spanking bloggers had in store for us this week.
Kara DioGuardi is into spanking who knew! (Actually I did but she was the one that got spanked) 
A Conundrum!
Brushstrokes
A Dear Reader wrote somewhat disturbed about how I order the spanking updates of the week and that Bad Tushy was above some of the finer sites out there on the internet. So Dear Reader I decided to share with you how indeed I put the Spankings you see in order, then of course our hard working spanking bloggers.
The very first and most important thing I do when starting our spanking updates is make myself a martini. Now this is rather important since I like mine quite wet and vodka instead of Gin. As an added bonus I get more entertaining the more martini’s I have.
Then of course I get down to business. If I know what the preamble is going to be I kick off the downloads of the movie only sites so I can take screen shots of them and by the time I am finished most of them are complete. Then of course I make myself another martini.
Now before I begin, There is really no order I follow. Because one site is above another does not necessarily mean that I enjoy one over the other. You might have noticed I follow a format that I came up with a number of years ago. You see as you already know, like my Dear Reader Dan N, I tend to enjoy M/f spankings quite a bit more than F/f spankings. What was happening however is that M/f spankings were being put in front with no regard to some pretty good F/f ones. Of course some of you enjoy F/f spankings so I decided long ago to do the following. I try for at least the first 4 to 6 sites to run M/f. f/f M/f, f/f etc. or on occasion I reverse it.
Next I look for my Anchor sites. I always want to leave you Dear Reader with a great spanking on any day. These are sites that almost without fail update every week with a solid dependable spanking of naughty girls bare bottoms. These are Handspanking and an alternate between Good Spanking Classics and Spank Sinn.
I Do however, depending on the sites update schedule try to keep the sites in their perspective days. So for example Most sites that are shown on Thursday stay on Thursday and most sites that are shown on Friday stay on Friday. I may one day opt to split these into a 3rd post on Saturday but I will indeed consult with you Dear Reader before I do.
Finally I determine who will show up at the top. Now from experience Dear Reader this really doesn’t matter since I find most of you read and look at every update. But I am honored to say there is a bit of prestige to be at the top. So depending on the day I have my go to sites which I know one of them you will indeed enjoy. In addition there are some other rules that will float a site up to the top. If it is a new site then of course it comes first, In addition if there is a new spankee I particularly like she also usually will get the top spots for M/f or F/f. Then if there is a particularly good spanking I wish to showcase then it of course will show up on top.
The other ranking factor is something to talk about. Now writing about spanking day after day is indeed tough to find things to talk about. And of course I enjoy a good tease now and then. David Pierson, Dallas and Clare have been particularly good sports so it is indeed natural that I tend to speak about them first.
Finally I start looking at the other sites out there. Again if it is a particularly good spanking I will adjust accordingly. If a site gives Your Humble Narrator something amusing to write about again they will tend to show higher than they normally would. But in now way should you determine that because one is above the other the spanking is better. Then of course I have had my fill of martini’s and indeed cannot write anymore.
So I hope you find this quite interesting now indeed it is time to see what our other spanking bloggers have given us throughout the week.
Why Indeed Can’t I have Saturdays like this
Sissi Nadia’s Christmas Punishment
Brushstrokes
Yes Dear Reader it is that time again. Thankfully the work week is short while we celebrate Christmas. And indeed it is time for a Christmas Song to go along with some of the Spankings our hard working bloggers have posted in the past week.
Eleven Rears a writhing Ten Lords a lashing Nine Ladies weeping Eight Maids get thrashings Seven Tawse a Tawsing Six Butts a beating Five Golden Welts! Four crying girls Three French Maids Two Leather Straps and a spanking in a pear tree
Spanking and Cars A Man’s Dream 
Time to become an Indian Priest
Special thanks to the following sites whom were kind enough to provide the pictures Punished Brats English Spankers Sound Punishment Dallas Spanks Hard SpankPass RGE Happy holidays all
Brushstrokes
Yes Dear Reader, it is indeed time for you to choose the Spanking Blog of the year (well… with the exception of The Spanking Spot of course). Now we spanking bloggers are a hard working bunch. I know, I know it seems glamorous downloading and commenting on the wonderful women that get their bottoms spanked week after week. But I tell you Dear Reader it is indeed WORK!
For example it takes Your Humble Narrator about 3 hours to compile and comment on The Spanking Updates of the week. Many of us tirelessly blog about the spanking world day after day to bring you Dear Reader the best spanking that one can find on the internet. And why not! You deserve it for reading our columns week after week. And I can tell you Dear Reader we appreciate it. We might have our differences and what we enjoy but all together we are a friendly bunch. So without further ado Your Humble Narrator wishes to honor the nominee’s for the Spanking Blog of the Year Award
And they are….
Spanking Bethie
Once again I wish my fellow Bloggers good luck and good cheer for 2010. Again the results that you see are not the real results (I only see them) and if your favorite blog is not being considered? Well then you should have nominated them! The voting will be open until Monday Night EST
Brushstrokes
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