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Ah it is about that time again Dear Readers. Time of course to explore the weeks spanking updates from our hard working spanking houses. I think today I will forgo my usual diatribe since I watched Glenn Beck last night and some disgraced congressman tried to show us navy guys in tickle fights. I honestly cannot come up with anything better than that. So indeed Dear Reader please enjoy the first installment of the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Let us begin this week with a Spanker Spankee duo who simply clicked in their day. Time has given us George and Gracie, Tracy and Hepburn and Spanking has brought us Coach and Monica. Monica of course after having her lovely bottom spanked by Coach more times than I think she cares to remember gets yet another bottom burning spanking for our next update at Real Spanking. Apparently being made to stand in the corner for 20 minutes indeed did nothing to improve her attitude, perhaps then an OTK Spanking will do the trick. Also available though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass
I’m not quite sure what is indeed going on here this week Dear Reader. I had always thought the mantra among us spanko’s is that the only proper way to spank a naughty girl is on the bare bottom! First coach fails to pull down Monica’s panties and now our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian only saw fit to paddle Julie over the Jeans? What indeed is this world coming to? Is hell freezing over? cats and dogs living together! The horror! Though in fairness it does look quite cold and the last time Julie got the paddle on the bare she cried so much they had to stop the spanking. So perhaps this indeed is for the best, Plus her ass looks fantastic in those tight jeans. From Real Life Spanking
There is something to be said for a elegant female who looks like a million bucks in a slinky black skirt facing a spanking. While there is indeed no evidence that Kathy is a little rich girl in need of a good bare bottom spanking one of course can infer why indeed Peter Schoober spanking her! Then again with a woman that beautiful do we really need a reason? From Spanking Server
And what do we have here Dear Reader a new girl has come to get a spanking from Chelsea Pfeiffer. Dear Readers meet Charlotte Vale, a pretty 25 year old who has been doing fetish and hardcore for some time. Not that I am taking glee in the misfortune of the mainstream porn industry but indeed we have been seeing many girls from that area branching out into our little hobby as of late. This indeed could bode well for us Dear Reader. From Good Spanking
On Spanking Mags this week we have a little ditty entitled “Too Much Pudding” which of course begs the question of now Niki Flynn and her friend could have any pudding if they don’t eat their meat! And while pudding denial was great in concept they Niki and friend apparently kept their stash elsewhere resulting in both of them being put across a gym horse and getting a wickedly hard spanking with a tennis shoe.
Lupus Spanking treats us to yet another one of their wonderful films on installment. This one entitled “The Teddy Bear (2)” chronicles three young girls who have been sent off to a reeducation camp during the communist period. One of them, an attractive young blonde has been caught sleeping with of course a capitalist pig teddy bear! Punishment of course is harsh in the communist regime for such transgressions.
It used to be that streaking was in good fun. Some idiotic yet harmless thing college students do when they have drank too much. Now days of course it is likely that one would be thrown in jail and made to register as a sex offender since we are indeed “Tough on Crime” but the idiocy of our laws of course do not in any way suggest a pretty girl such as our perpetual schoolgirl Emma Brown should indeed not get a good hard spanking because of it. From Sound Punishments
It really pains me to say this but Honestly Dear Reader I feel like Girls Boarding School has really gone down hill as of late. I mean they still produce some wonderful spanking but really not enough of it and this from one of the former powerhouses of the spanking world! I’ll give you an example, The last scene they started was of the beautiful Irelynn Logeen. They started it plus or minus a day or two on 2/11. It is a great spanking with a beautiful girl and it runs about 18 minutes. Now any site would be forgiven for releasing it in increments. But GBS decided it would be a appropriate to release it in 18 PARTS! What indeed genius has decided in this day and age with high speed internet that 18 one minute parts would be appropriate? Furthermore, the final parts were finally posted a day or two ago. So now it takes a month to post one spanking scene? Even worse the spanking does not start until part 10 so indeed their customers have to wait half of the month to see some spanking! This of course doesn’t include the picture sets that count as a daily “update” . Now listen Dear Reader you will not find a more ardent defender of our spanking houses but this is simply milking it. Even worse is their customers on their forums are complaining quite loudly. Forgive me Dear Reader but there are plenty of Spanking sites out there that offer a fair amount of spanking each month for a fair price and right now GBS is not one of them. Well they do have a new scene this week starting the very pretty Molly and Simone. Let us indeed hope they learn their lesson and maybe we will get to see the full movie before the summer time.
The only drawback to spanking with a wooden spoon is that they tend to break over well paddled bottoms. Particularly if the naughty girl in question is clenching her cheeks in pain and you are spanking her with conviction! And if you don’t have another around how indeed will you cook and what will you finish spanking her with! From Spanking Family
You know, I am indeed the last person to complain or even notice poor writing. This indeed is because I had 12 years of useless English Teachers telling me that I would never EVER be any kind of writer. (of course blogging wasn’t invented yet). But while I might indeed regard English Teachers professional standing next to the guys that pick up garbage on the side of the road (hey at least they do something useful). They were correct in one thing. Your Humble Narrator’s writing and punctuation is indeed atrocious. Being completely devoid of any kind of rule set behind grammar or punctuation it indeed has to be incredibly poor writing for me to even notice. Unfortunately Rough Man Spank has gotten my attention. Now I know English is indeed not their first language but their synopsis of their spankings make absolutely no sense what so ever! What is so and so’s “accepting” mean anyway? Well thankfully we do not have to be literary geniuses to produce good spanking material or incidentally a good spanking blogger.
And finally for today we indeed have two pretty young Japanese Schoolgirls getting their bare bottoms spanked. No indeed they have not summoned Godzilla or any other radioactive monster. Instead these girls wrote their school essay’s on the Sea Sheppard. Now since our friends from the land of the rising sun find whales along with every other endangered seagoing species, so damn tasty this of course offends their teacher resulting in a whale of a spanking good time. From Handspanking
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Well Dear Reader it has been a while since we have done one of these. The last survey was open for a month and strangely not many of you answered. But perhaps it was a question since it had to do with spanking and sex, which incidentally most of you both male and female engage in, though surprisingly more than 20% of you keep it spanking only.
So once again let us learn more about each other anonymously of course. I think this week we shall explore favorite Spanking Positions of both the Spanker and indeed Spankee. So Dear Reader put in your vote and make your preference heard. Once again these survey’s are completely anonymous, My IP logs are cleaned regularly. Your Neighbors will not get mail saying “OMG THERE IS A SPANKING ENTHUSIAST LIVING NEXT DOOR HIDE YOUR CHILDREN” and silent black helicopters will not start following you. Well maybe but it won’t be from me!
My Favorite Spanking Position
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Title: I Married a Brat
Starring: Samantha Woodley, Gino Coletti
Produced By: Tony Elka
Written and Directed By: Eve Howard
Distributed by: The Spanking Spot Movie Theater
Runtime: 00:27:16
Price: 7 day rental $1.95 Lifetime: $12.95 (or a la cart with purchased minutes)
Dating much younger women Dear Reader is indeed an interesting experience. One that I never thought I would ever get to enjoy. But alas life has a funny way of throwing curve balls and a few surprises indeed. Who knew that funny looking middle aged spanking bloggers were indeed in such demand! Perhaps it is indeed my sports car and the fact that I do not live in my mothers basement like many of their peers or perhaps younger women know deep down that they need an older gentleman with a firm hand for when they indeed begin acting like brats.
Now there is indeed much lost in translation being with a female who was born when one was well into high school. To them 80’s parties are simply fun nostalgia, to me of course I inevitably owned half the clothing they are wearing! Now these are indeed challenges when one is simply dating but the gap widens indeed when marriage is involved, and thus is the subject of our next title “I Married a Brat” from our most distinct spanking house Shadowlane.
Refusing to get dressed Gino wisely threatens our young Samantha with a Spanking, which our lovely
But as any spankee knows that trying to run from a determined spanker will indeed end badly. Not only getting one spanked but spanked quite harder than what is typical. Gino’s young wife learns this the hard way considering the ping pong table she was using to avoid him is incidentally equipped with ping pong paddles!
Not one for caring what ones neighbors think Gino decides to spank her bent over the table right there in the back yard. One does find oneself admiring the beautiful view from the quite lovely home and the equally beautiful view of Sam’s incredible ass getting spanked. Gino to his credit delivers a quick and hard spanking over her rather short skirt and her panties with the paddle and thinking she has had enough orders her inside to get ready for his company function.
But alas Dear Reader perhaps the spanking was indeed not hard enough properly impress onto Samantha that he is indeed serious for a few minutes later he finds her not only not dressed but eating ice cream and reading a magazine. This indeed is a girl that needs to be spanked HARD!
But again Gino is quicker and soon Samantha finds herself over his knee to get an old fashion OTK spanking like the little girl she is behaving like. He begins once again over her pretty baby blue panties as Samantha Protests. While not a particularly hard spanking it is indeed hard enough to keep Your Humble Narrator’s interest. Finally
Once her panties are off Gino surprisingly begins to spank her quite a bit harder with long hard strokes coupled with a flurry of shorter harder ones to keep our spanked Samantha guessing when the next painful swat is going to come. One could again make the assumption that her bare bottom spanking would make an impression on our young Samantha she is once again ordered up to get dressed.
While Samantha apparently attends the party her behavior was indeed less than desirable apparently ignoring her husband’s
Now at this point even the most patient spankers would indeed have her panties down whacking her bare bottom with whatever implement is at hand. Particularly after she calls her husbands boss a fuckwit (hey he is a Republican), but our Gino is indeed different starting once again over her dress with his hand. This as one can imagine lasts only a short while and quickly dispensing with her panties Our Samantha once again receives a blistering bare bottom spanking.
Now the definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over yet expecting different results and it appears that Gino while a slow learning is indeed aware of this. Since OTK hand spankings has not been effective he decides that perhaps a plethora of paddles might make more of an impression on her (and her bottom).
Standing her up and bending her over the couch he begins with Yours Truely’s namesake. He indeed delivers a bottom bruising spanking with the hair brush making one amazed that her bottom is not as bruised as one would think after such a beating.
Now I am indeed of the opinion the less Samantha wears during her spankings is indeed better. And besides that skirt gets in the way, so she is told to remove it leaving her only in her Bra and the next implement is applied to her burning bottom. The strap! Gino gets his leverage from sitting on the arm of the couch with Samantha half over his knee at this point. Now safety is of course first in spanking. One must realize that the arms of such sitting apparatuses are indeed flimsy and the stress of your swinging and her kicking indeed could result in disaster and from the give that appears in the couch arm during this spanking one is surprised that all parties involved have not yet collapsed onto the floor!
Finally realizing the imminent collapse Gino moves back to more sure support as Samantha goes back over his knee for the finale. She of course offers to do his favorite thing (I wonder what that is!) but as he informs her she will do it anyway, just with a sore bottom.
Finally the powerful blows on her bottom has made an impression on our young brat. Agreeing to write a sorry note to his boss (and include the fact she was spanked for her behavior in it) she is indeed forgiven and perhaps retiring to do “his favorite thing”
So once again Dear Reader did I enjoy it? Yes indeed. Samantha gets a rather hard spanking, Gino kind of reminds me of Tom Cruise which is rather entertaining (could one deny that one would spank Nicole Kidman or Katie Holms if you were he? Hell I even think Scientology would approve). But indeed this is a couch jumping with glee title that any fan of Samantha Woodley or any spanko I think would enjoy
If you are of course interested it could be found here at The Spanking Spot Movie Theater
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One can always gage how successful one’s weekend of spanking is by how swollen one’s hand is and how little your spankee’s sit Monday morning. Now for a spanker such as Your Humble Narrator this is indeed a problem since once back to the daily grind one needs his hands for more nimble tasks such as typing. Thus like a major league pitcher one must take care of his spanking extremities with a fair amount of ice application.
Now in other news this week Elizabeth Hurley finally denied years of rumors that she enjoys a spanking now and then which is indeed a shame. Then again while spanking her would be an inevitable delight I still am confounded by her ex boyfriends behavior years back. Let us see, 20 dollar toothless prostitute, Elizabeth Hurley. Oh the conundrum!
But enough my ranting Dear Reader let us see what indeed our other spanking bloggers have had going around the internet this week.
New Titles on The Spanking Spot Movie Theater
La Fesse Spanking
Yes Pandora had a Good Weekend (and apparently her significant other) Are there too many Spanking Blogs? One Good Maintenance Spanking Deserves another
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Either a week or two ago I read a post from the Oracle of Spanking Richard Windsor on one of his sites. He was conveying an issue that I had long thought about. He said which if I might paraphrase since I cannot find the post now, That the delivery of our spanking goodness seems to be moving toward a pay per view model rather than a monthly fee model. Now it will indeed be a sad day if or when this happens since I enjoy jumping on the sites of our hard working spanking houses each week to engage in joyous surprise at what they have in store for us. Furthermore I doubt the subscription model will be going away any time soon.
But with delivery on demand getting higher and higher quality one must admit that it appears that such a spanking delivery mechanism is here to stay. With our computers becoming our televisions and our video game consoles able to stream high quality movies across the internet it is only a matter of time Dear Reader when we can plop down in our couches and order up one of the many spanking movies that we enjoy so much.
Now since I have been thinking about this for a long while, I have always wanted to try to open up my own. Unfortunately Servers, bandwidth, distribution contracts are things I have little time for. If I did who indeed would bring you the spanking that you indeed deserve?
Then came along Spanking.com formerly known as Spanking Vod which uses a service called HotMovies. Now I have been writing reviews of the movies that appear on their site for a while and I have gotten to know them quite well. Enough so that I indeed feel comfortable opening up a co-branded site with this fine service.
Now you might ask, “Brushstrokes you cantankerous windbag there are plenty sites doing this, why are you so damn special?” Well indeed there are a number of reasons. Not to denigrate any other site doing this, but playing with the tools they have available I found I could essentially build my own site with only titles that I feel that would be worth your hard earned money. Now it is indeed not as flexible as I would like since I cannot go though title by title, but Indeed rather than just relying on the generic “spanking” tag, I can drill down to our individual spanking producers and only show those titles that will indeed give you the ample spanking that you deserve Dear Reader.
Now its not 100% but it is indeed 98%. If you are indeed a spanking producer that does not appear and wish to, I simply might have overlooked you since I spent the better part of Sunday afternoon ignoring the Americans getting beat by Canada in hockey. I will of course be adding more producers as they come available.
Furthermore I have done my homework on these guys and indeed feel that any site which I allow my name to be placed deserves a personal guarantee which I freely give for all purchase options except for the lifetime streaming (which I think I removed). The only reason of course the lifetime streaming is indeed not guaranteed is with streaming video Dear Reader it is only as good as the server its on and a lifetime is indeed a long time.
One of the other things that has indeed attracted me as a solution to my long term desire to run a spanking movie site. Is that they offer just about every possible way for the customer to purchase. You can simply buy minutes, buy a single movie, buy to own (download for those titles its available) among other ways.
So indeed feel free to check it out, All new customers get 10 minutes free to sample what they have to offer. I will be moving it to my own domain at some point, but indeed I got so excited once I started playing with the tools to see what I could do I decided indeed that I simply couldn’t wait. You can find it here at The Spanking Spot Movie Theater
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