The Beautiful Nikki Rouge Gets Her Bare Bottom Paddled and Alison Miller Spanked with a Spoon

Have you ever had one of those days Dear Reader where you wonder just how you like became as bizarre as it is. I call those “days of no judgment” after a story I read many years ago. Well I have been having one of those days. You see last night, well into my 3rd Martini, I was finishing up the first installment of The Spanking Updates of the week and was looking forward to watching some mindless television, my blackberry began do vibrate quite angrily. Alas it was a urgent message from my friend imploring me to get online. From the tone of the email and knowing my friend I could only imagine the evil things that had befell upon him. So jumping on my IM I asked him what indeed was the matter.

It seemed that my friend along with the President of his company and most of the upper management were in a South American Banana Republic attempting to do a corporate acquisition worth quite a large sum of money. The problem was that much of the information was indeed what you would expect from a company in a South American Banana Republic, almost indecipherable and the deal had to be closed the following day. Now this indeed is a good friend and he was almost on the verge of tears and indeed Your Humble Narrator had the skill set and tools to do in hours what would inevitably take them days or perhaps weeks. And thus being the person that I am I decided to help.

As I was going though the material I began to wonder if the powers that ran his company knew that their 50+ million deal was in the hands of some guy in his pajama’s three sheets to the wind, perusing the new spanking video’s he downloaded prior, while he waited for his rather slow home computer crunch though the data. A bizarre notion indeed.

But that indeed has nothing to do with Spanking of course but a amusing tale to get you ready for The Spanking Updates of the week!

Let us begin with Firm Hand Spanking this week. Now last week Your Humble Narrator lamented about the lack of M/f spanking on their recent titles. But alas the Spanking Gods have heard our plea and thus this week we have my new favorite Ravishing Redhead Allison Miller getting her tight little bottom spanked with a rather large and scary looking wooden spoon by none other than John Ryan. Now Abigail Whittaker who has tried to spank this naughty girl into submission has indeed failed thus it is of course time to bring in the big guns. Perhaps our lovely Abigail will get a spanking of her own before too long.

The absurdly beautiful Nikki Rouge is back on Dallas Spanks Hard this week. Now you can indeed be angry with my friend since the work I was doing with him precluded me from writing both Nikki and Keegan’s interview. But being hopelessly behind I guess comes with the Territory. Meanwhile unlike myself I will besiege Dallas not to spank the girl too hard lest that perfect bottom become damaged. Such a national treasure should indeed be enshrined someplace with armed guards.

Now the thing about Corporate Acquisitions is it indeed may sound glamorous but it is fare less in practice. Like Marriage you rarely know what your are walking into and it is indeed expensive to get out if you don’t like what you see. There is also much gnashing of teeth and more often than you think quite a bit of shouting going on in this high stakes game. Perhaps this is indeed why I enjoy spanking so much since most of the shouting and gnashing of teeth is done by the pretty girl over my knee. From Bad Tushy.

My lovely Muse Leia Ann Woods whom I could write about all day is indeed getting spanked in uniform at Spanked in Uniform. Now Uniforms tend to get Leia in considerable amount of trouble. Thankfully this is indeed the good kind (well for us anyway). But although coordinated outfits tend to be rather unlucky for her she does look exquisite in them particularly With her skirt up and her bare bottom getting spanked.

A Man needs a Den. A Den to work, relax and of course spank women! David Pierson indeed has a fine Den which makes your Humble Narrator Jealous. More-so since I will be moving back to my beloved city in a few weeks and my Den will become a dank cold basement once I clean all of the garbage out of it. Surely not a fitting place to spank a ass as fine as Tina Tink’s. From Punished Brats.

The thing about Corporate Acquisitions you have to be ready to go to rather unpleasant places at a moments notice. Unfortunately for Your Humble Narrator they tend to be really unpleasant. Such as the time I got sent to Duluth, Minnesota in the middle of January which also happened to be in the middle of a blizzard. Or the outskirts of Chicago during the heat wave they had a number of years back that killed all those poor souls who couldn’t figure out how to operate an air conditioner. Once even my cell phone rang in the middle of Easter dinner to let me know I had to jump on the first plane to California. California please, someone tried to put a Pineapple on my Pizza! From Spank Christina or the better valued 9 site VIP Spanking

Amy Hunter is dressed like a slapper! What the hell a slapper is I have absolutely no idea. But whatever it is she looks quite good dressed as one. I wonder if they have a Rosetta Stone Program to decipher the English. Which while I am on the subject I have this odd fantasy about spanking their spokeswoman. From Northern Spanking

Ok I am going to say this again to our hard working Spanking Houses. GIVE YOUR GIRLS A NAME! in fact give your girls TWO names. Like a first and a last. You have no idea how frustrating when you find a girl that you find incredibly attractive getting a spanking and all you can say is “that girl getting a spanking” Now that being said Your Humble Narrator has a strange attraction to this girl getting a spanking. Something about I find ridiculously attractive. From Spank My Bottom or the better valued Spank Pass.

Betty does alot of spanking at Real Spanking Institute but to tell you the truth I much prefer her on the receiving end of the spanking. There is something about attractive girls that wear too much makeup that just screams “I NEED A SPANKING”. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

I was indeed a little worried yesterday Dear Reader since I thought I would have to invoke The Spanking Spot Guarantee since Spanking Family had disappeared for a day or so. But thankfully for all those who enjoy spanking they are back after their little snafu to bring us some more spanking of their sore bottomed girls.

Whomever invented Spandex HAD to be a spanko. Whom else would invent form fitting material that offers minimal protection against a spanking. I mean these pants that Jodie is wearing practically screams “Make My Bare Ass indistinguishable in color to my pants”. From BritSpank

And finally for this week, Like your mother said, Its all fun and games until someone gets a spanking. From Chelsea Pfeiffer’s retro Spanking Site Good Spanking Classics.