Yes Dear Reader the speculation about my demise is grossly exaggerated . You see Dear Reader in the northern reaches of my adopted New England, when the weather gets cold. Precipitation tends to fall as small bothersome white stuff otherwise known as snow. Now this is not an uncommon phenomena except apparently when it occurs before Halloween. You see this time of year is usually regulated to the clueless city-dwellers who drive aimlessly upon Your Humble Narrators roads taking in the hue’s of the lovely tree’s preparing for winter.
Instead of course snow fell. which tends to act poorly upon trees that still have their leaves. Namely causing them to succumb to, like evolution “Only a theory” of gravity. Which of course lead to me spending 9 days in the dark and 2 weeks without internet. That indeed has what kept me from you Dear Reader.
But indeed more about that later. Since I shall suspend my regular scheduled programming this week to catch up on all the wonderful spanking I have failed to bring you. But more importantly it is that time of year Dear Reader. It is time for the Nominations for the 2011 Spanking Awards!!
Now this is always a contentious time of year Dear Reader for these most coveted awards. This is the 5 year we have been doing this and over the years I have been accused of taking bribes, bigotry and even hubris for even hosting these awards in the first place. But of course being the stubborn pain in the ass I am. They continue since you Dear Reader seem to enjoy them. The rules much the same as last year.
1) You CAN nominate more than one person/scene/etc per category All will be considered, unless of course any blue people appear in the movie. I hate blue people.
2) You CAN and are ENCORAGED to nominate yourself or your site. To my fine Spanking houses and bloggers I am a little behind on my Yacht payments so donations are encouraged (yes I am kidding, Its really a private jet)
3) I reserve the RIGHT to select which one will be voted on if there are too many in a category
4) DO NOT COMPLAIN if you don’t nominate someone and your favorite is not voted upon. Feel free to complain if you don’t have a Yacht.
5) All scenes, people, Sites, blogs etc are eligible if they were RELEASED from December 1 2010 to November 31 2011. So if you find your favorite retired spankee has a long lost video out that released in that timeframe they are eligible.
6) Nominations are OPEN until the voting begins on that category
7) Voting will begin on 11/30/2011 and continue on Mondays and Wednesdays throughout the month.
8)Winners will be announced after the New Year
9) In the absence of any Tea Party Protests, Minorities are encouraged to vote, Unless of course you are blue
Most Improved Spanking Site
Best Facial Expression during a Spanking
New Spankee of the Year
Spanking Blog of the Year (aside from Yours Truly, And of course I will not be considered)
Full Length Spanking Movie of the Year (40 minutes plus)
Hardest Spanking Scene F/F
Hardest Spanking Scene M/F
Spanker of the Year
Spankee of the Year
To Nominate for one or all of the Categories
Simply comment on this or any of the other posts that I will mercilessly remind you in for the next two weeks. Or if you are shy and cannot comment feel free to email me and your selection will be considered. Good luck to all my friends, spankees spankers spankers. But Your favorite cannot win unless they are nominated! So get to work Dear Reader for the coveted golden buttocks award has to go to someone. Why not your favorite!