The Spanking News and some Blog Love
Well in absents of any female celebrity other then Ms Spears doing anything stupid and we have already of course determined that she needs a spanking. I guess today is the day for some Spanking News and some Blog love. Before I go into this dear reader I wanted to share with you that just made your humble narrator’s weekend. Woken up by the smell of skunk on Saturday night I made sure my beloved felines were inside and after confirming this I promptly dropped off to sleep. Sunday morning walking out of the house I was greeted by a rather large bird on my lawn. Now since I live on a body of water Large birds are rather common just not poking around on my lawn. So Dear reader I went off to investigate.
As I got closer the Rather Large bird turned out to be a Turkey Vulture which only means one thing in these parts. Something rather dead has attracted it. Of course after explaining to my 3 year old it would be a bad idea to go pet it. I shoo’ ed away the modern day pterodactyl to take a look what interested him
Lo and behold my friends it was my skunk, ripped completely in half with the hind quarters 10 yards from its former head and entrails connecting it and skunk fir scattered around the yard. Quite an attractive site and smell. Well I left what was left of the carcass to my new friend the very big bird (VBB I called him) and short of washing down an acre or two with tomato juice my lawn will just have to deal with the smell. Leaf cleanup this fall will be very unpleasant.
Ok enough of my unfortunate life. Off to the Spanking News
First, It seems our Spanking Judge is in a bit more trouble. According to this article The spanking judge not only paddled men that he was about to sentence but traded a lighter sentence for “sexual favors” (He must be a Republican). It also turns out these were no mere vandals and non violent criminals but his escapades included a murderer and a few others. And I thought Republicans only liked that type of thing in Men’s Bathrooms.
This next news article is really too good to pass up. The famous Basketball player and complete asshole Dennis Rodman is accused of spanking a female (without her consent of course). Rodman is accused of smacking a woman’s behind at a place called Hennessy’s Tavern in Dana Point. and it left a mark! Imagine!
Time for some Blog love my friends. Lady emailed me last week asking me to link to her spanking blogs. Some nice stories and such. I am not sure if the girl on the top is her but if it is I would love to meet her. Her two blogs are SpankingBlogg and Sensual Writer
See you all tomorrow with another movie review
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