Title: Rawhide

Starring: Dallas, Audrey Knight

Produced By:  Dallas

Written and Directed By: Dallas

Distributed by: Dallas Spanks Hard

Runtime:  TBD

Price:  $60

I am in a particularly foul mood Dear Reader.  The reason for this is anybody’s guess.  It was just one of those days where your Humble Narrator woke up on the wrong side of the bed.  Perhaps it is my ongoing Paxil withdrawal,  Perhaps it is my lack of hair.  Maybe it is indeed even Your Humble Narrator is sick of getting screwed by Google.  All of which are particularly irritating none of which should account why for your Humble Narrators crotchety disposition.

This is particularly dangerous when I have to run a movie review since it is quite difficult to be objective about any movie while one curses the earth and all its inhabitants.  Luckily today my Dear Friend Dallas has sent me a movie that I knew I would love.  The Hard hitting Dallas once again invites the lovely Audrey Knight to his abode for a truly hard spanking. 

Now it is kind of hard to not be impressed by Dallas’s enthusiasm for his work.  His like a little kid when he gets worked up about something.  When he told me this was one of the best films he ever shot I of course took it with a grain of salt.  Until Audrey Knight dropped me a line to tell me how much it hurts to sit down.  And of course I much prefer dear Audrey getting her bottom spanked rather then doing the spanking.  So perhaps this is just the movie to lift Yours Truly out of his dim mood.  Besides,  there are Hats!  and I indeed enjoy hats!  Perhaps it is deeply rooted in my lack of hair. 

We begin with our little Audrey sitting on Dallas’s couch waiting of course for her self described hardest spanking ever.  With a low strung harmonica playing softly in the background Dallas comes in to tell us of the outfits for today.  It seems that Audrey wished to see Dallas in a cowboy hat since everyone strangely thinks he is from Dallas.  How strange.  So he indeed made a deal with her.  He would   don, his cowboy hat if she dressed up as a cowgirl.  In a white short dress and short braided pigtails she couldn’t have made a finer choice.  Though,  a pair of daisy dukes would indeed have heighten the mood (though they might have been quite painful to get back on afterwards, but I digress). 

We discover though the 15 minute interview why of course she has come for a spanking.  She is for one bad with money which can be pretty much inferred by being young and female.  She can be sort of a bitch at times, and she managed to almost blow up her house by leaving the gas on.  While I can indeed sympathize  for #3 since your Yours Truly has a habit of that and #1 and 2 are of course forgivable I should not be one t0 throw stones.  But then again I enjoy the sweet sounds of shattering glass and will come to the conclusion like Dallas that she indeed needs a very special spanking. 

With a little corner time it seems that our lovely Audrey is enjoying the sun, With her skirt up she reveals deep and well defined tan lines.  (I know this is only one movie but couldn’t you get her in a bikini Dallas!) and with a few light hearted moments to put Audrey’s quite evident apprehension at her imminent spanking at ease. 

Dallas talks a surprisingly minimalist approach to this spanking.  No oil, or other props.  Just poor Audrey over his knee with her bare ass stuck up in the air and of course his hand.  The only thing he has brought to delight us is a slightly larger timer.  by a factor of 3.  Yes our Audrey knight is to get a spanking by Dallas,  King of the iron hand and two time winner for Hardest spanker of the Year for 12 minutes! 

Preparing herself for the onslaught of blows upon her lovely bare bottom she turns the timer, and Dallas looses no time teaching this young woman a lesson or two.   This spanking Dear Reader has got to be one of the hardest hand spankings that Your Humble Narrator has indeed seen on film.  If one turns down the treble of ones sound system and turns the base just a bit up you can hear the “THUMP” as the deep tissue of her ass resonates over the smack of the hand hitting the skin.  And she has to endure 12 minutes of this! 

Now from her first spanking with Dallas I figured Audrey would be in tears within a few minutes but she surprisingly grits her teeth during this brutal bottom beating.  Dallas working up a sweat spanking this girl she bites her fist and attempts anything to get away from the stinging blows.  All the while her bottom due to her tan is turning actually two colors.  One bright red on the un-tanned portion and a deep red hue below her bikini line.  quite impressive indeed. 

Well Dear Reader unfortunately my advanced copy had some errors on it.  and despite my best efforts I couldn’t get past Audrey’s incredible hand spanking.  So we will have to wait to see how she does with the belt, paddle and of course Your Humble Narrator’s namesake for part 2.  So Dear Reader leave me to go yell at Dallas for putting yours truly in a fouler mood since I was indeed was quite enjoying myself watching our Dear Audrey’s incredibly hard spanking. 

It will be a week or two until I get my production copy (the one you will of course get should you choose to purchase)  So if you don’t want to wait for the rest of my review you can find it here at Dallas Spanks Hard.  I can assure you that if you enjoyed what you read here you will not be disappointed.  This indeed is a hard spanking,  and there are HATS!  did I mention I enjoyed hats?

Brushstrokes

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